Entertainment: I, Master of Surprise

Chapter 31 Everyone is responsible
Qi Wan and the system guessed rightly. Jiang Yiwen watched the video of the live broadcast for the first two days. Tonight, Jiang Yiwen stayed in Qi Wan's live broadcast room before 8 o'clock.

Jiang Yiwen thought he had arrived early enough, but unexpectedly, in the dark live broadcast room, there were actually a lot of boring netizens chatting with barrage.

Even, Jiang Yiwen saw some netizens brushing her in the barrage.

"I really want to know what Teacher Qi's cousin does."

"Yes, it seems that Teacher Qi has a good relationship with his cousin."

"That's right! Cousin looks so beautiful and has a good temperament."

"I don't know when I will see my cousin again."

"I heard from a friend in the hospital that Mr. Qi took his cousin to the hospital for a bandage today. It seems that she twisted her foot at the airport."

"Hahaha! Did you twist your foot while running at the airport?"

"I was at the airport! At that time, Teacher Qi dragged my cousin to run. She was wearing a 10cm high-heeled shoe, and she was flying. I thought my cousin had special skills and could run in high-heeled shoes!"

"Would it be strange if you don't twist your feet while running in high heels?"

"I just want to know if my cousin has repaired Teacher Qi."

"Hahaha! Don't be like this. If my cousin fixes Mr. Qi, I doubt Mr. Qi will weave her into his own story."

"No way? How could Teacher Qi treat his cousin like this? Besides, isn't the protagonist of Teacher Qi's story always Zhang San?"

"There is also Zhang Bin!"

Jiang Yiwen gritted his teeth, Qi Xiaowan!If this little bastard dares to weave himself into his story, he will definitely give him a good look!

Qi Wan didn't know what his cousin was thinking, and he had already made up his mind. He planned to tell two stories about elevators tonight, and reminded his cousin to be careful when taking the elevator alone!

Hey!

Qi Wan snickered twice, and opened his live broadcast room.

It was still a hot scene, and Qi Wan greeted the audience in the live broadcast room as usual, "Hello everyone, welcome everyone to listen to Teacher Qi's storytelling."

The audience is also very supportive.

"Hello, Teacher Qi!"

"Hi husband!"

"Ms. Qi! Does my cousin live with you?"

"Teacher Qi, I want to see my cousin!"

Seeing that someone actually wanted to see his cousin in the barrage, Qi Wan immediately twitched his mouth.

Look?
It is impossible to show them.

"Okay, my cousin and I are so old, how can we live together? Of course we are separated. I just went to pick up the plane, and I will return after sending my cousin home."

"Nonsense! You obviously took your cousin to the hospital!" The barrage immediately exposed Qi Wan's nonsense.

"Exactly! You ran wildly at the airport with your cousin, causing her to sprain her ankle, and you didn't take care of her?"

???

Qi Wan was stunned when he saw the barrage, are these still his fans?
Why are they all talking to their cousin?

Don't you look better than your cousin?

Qi Wan's mouth twitched in dissatisfaction, and he didn't intend to chat with the audience, "You audience are all fake fans, and you turned to my cousin so soon?"

"In this case, then I will stop chatting with everyone, and concentrate on telling stories."

As soon as this remark came out, it caused a group of wife fans to feel distressed, clamoring that they like Teacher Qi the most.

Qi Wan didn't take the words of these people seriously, did he like himself the most?

But they can have more likes.

Fan love... alas!It doesn't matter if you don't say anything.

"Yesterday, we told a story about a telegraph pole, saying that Zhang San saw two people on the telegraph pole."

"Ah!" Qi Wan shook his head, looking very regretful, "It's a humorous ghost story, but no one guessed it right, you really let me down!"

Sighing, Qi Wancai gave a sly smile, "Yesterday we said that people in the village revealed that Zhang San saw two people on the telephone pole. So, it attracted the attention of some media."

"On this day, I came to interview Zhang San if I remembered something. I wanted to ask if Zhang San really saw those two people."

Qi Wan paused, and the audience also raised their hearts, waiting nervously for Qi Wan to tell the following plot.

"As for Zhang San, he took the reporter to the vicinity of the telegraph pole, pointed at the telegraph pole and asked the reporter naively, can't you see two people so big?"

The audience immediately "hissed", could it be that there are really two people on this telegraph pole?

"The reporter is also terrified! Where is anyone? Why didn't I see it?"

"I saw Zhang San pointing at the telegraph pole and speaking very seriously."

Qi Wan changed his voice to that of a little boy, and said something solemnly, "It is everyone's responsibility to protect cables! Isn't there two characters?"

The barrage paused for a moment, and then a piece of ellipsis drifted across.

"So, those two people are two characters of 'people'?"

"I was so scared to death, you told me that what you saw were two words?"

"I am convinced by Zhang San's operation."

"I guess, when Zhang San returns home, a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots is indispensable."

"Identified, the brat is correct!"

"I just want to ask, did the reporter collapse after hearing Zhang San's answer?"

"I knew that Mr. Qi was telling humorous stories. Why did I believe his nonsense so naively?"

"I was wrong. Generally, the last humorous story can be taken lightly."

……

Qi Wanyi spread his hands, "I've said it all, this is a humorous ghost story, it's because you think too much."

"Hehe! Blame me?"

"Old Dog Qi! I'm so mad!"

"Husband, you are so skinny, does your mother know?"

"Honey, you're such a coward, I can't forgive you without your hug!"

Qi Wan completely ignored the barrage of teasing him, took a sip of water calmly, and then continued, "Our story today is about to officially begin, everyone, get ready for the melon seed beer bench!"

"Today's story is two stories about elevators. If you are outside the audience, please go home quickly. I'm afraid you won't dare to do elevators after listening to it!"

"In addition, the old rules, the elderly, children, pregnant women, and any viewers with medical conditions who should not be frightened should leave the live broadcast room immediately! Gao Neng is already on his way!"

(End of this chapter)