Entertainment: I, Master of Surprise

Chapter 27 Two People on a Telephone Pole
Immediately afterwards, Qi Wan started today's last story, "The last story of today is about Zhang San."

Hearing the familiar Zhang San, the barrage immediately burst into hahaha, the familiar Zhang San is back!

I just don't know what unlucky things will happen to Zhang San today.

"This Zhang San is a 6-year-old boy."

"One night, Zhang San's mother took Zhang San to ride through a remote village. There is a small road in their village, and on this small road, there is a telegraph pole."

"It's strange to say that near this electric pole, accidents often happen. Either the villager fell into the ditch, or the villager hit it with his bicycle."

"Even... Some time ago, a young couple accidentally fell and died on the spot when they were riding by here!"

Hearing that someone died, although the audience knew that this was a humorous ghost story, they still couldn't help feeling anxious, wondering whether Zhang San was going to see a ghost next time!
According to the routine in Qi Wan's story, the person named Zhang San can always see ghosts!
"When Zhang San's mother brought Zhang San past here, Zhang San pointed at the electric pole innocently and said to his mother, Mom! There are two people on this electric pole!"

The audience immediately exploded.

"I'm going? Where did the people on the telegraph pole come from?"

"Could it be the young couple who crashed and died a few days ago?"

"That's right! The anchor said that a couple of days ago they just ran into and killed a couple."

"Hey! Calm down! This is a humorous ghost story! Maybe there are no ghosts?"

"Yes!"

"However, Zhang San in this story is a child. Doesn't it mean that children can easily see unclean things?"

"Sure enough, Zhang San must see the law of hell!"

"What the hell kind of law is this!"

The audience was wondering if Zhang San was going to see a ghost, and if it was the two new ghosts he saw.

Then I heard Qi Wan imitating a woman and uttering a frightened cursing from the live broadcast room, "What nonsense! Children, don't talk nonsense!"

"Zhang San's mother is afraid that Zhang San's words will attract the attention of those two people."

"There is a saying that you don't talk about people during the day, and don't talk about ghosts at night! This is all very particular. If you mention ghosts in the middle of the night, you may attract the attention of ghosts, and then some ghosts will follow you!"

Qi Wan's words startled everyone again.

And Du Xiaolan, who was watching Qi Wan's live broadcast at home, almost didn't cry when he heard Qi Wan's words!

Her catchphrase is hell!God knows or something.

I'm afraid I say it hundreds of times a day, who knows if I mentioned it at night?

As soon as she thought about it, Du Xiaolan slapped herself hard. Did she mention ghosts just now?

Du Xiaolan burst into tears immediately!
You won't really be haunted by ghosts, will you?

She just saw that this little brother who told ghost stories was very handsome on Hot Search, so she just came to listen to his live broadcast.

Isn't it an accepted fact that ghost stories aren't scary at all?
Why is the ghost story told by this little brother so scary!
While countless girls were shivering under the covers, Qi Wan continued to tell his ghost stories.

"Since then, Zhang San's mother has forbidden Zhang San to go near that electric pole again."

"However, since the village is so big, this matter spread slowly and was known to other villagers..."

"After the news spread, I didn't know who it was, so it was revealed! Now, not only people in my own village know about it, but people outside have also heard about it!"

"It also attracted everyone to come to Zhang San's village..."

Speaking of this, Qi Wan smiled at the camera, "As for what these people want to do after they come to the village..."

Seeing Qi Wan's expression, the audience immediately understood Qi Wan's meaning, and all swiped in the barrage.

"I got it, I got it, old thief Qi! It's to whet my appetite every day."

"Okay, okay, see you tomorrow!"

"Today I must run faster than old thief Qi! Bye!"

"Honey, don't go!"

"Oh! It's another day of tantalizing!"

"If I had known, I would not have heard this last story."

"It's so sad, it will take another day to see my husband."

Seeing that the audience was used to leaving suspense for them every day, Qi Wan nodded in satisfaction, um, things like whetting his appetite, he gradually got used to it!
"Then... let's predict what will happen next, and let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

After finishing speaking, Qi Wan quickly turned off the live broadcast, like a poor social animal, unwilling to stay for a minute longer.

After all... If you are not active after get off work, you have a problem with your thinking!
Qi Wan and Ge You, who had already got off work, slumped on their chairs and clicked on the system store.

There are still more than 2000 million scare values.

In that case...

Then buy a director skill first!
"Drip! Successfully purchased the director's proficiency and spent 1000 million scare points."

Just as Qi Wan finished consuming, the system hovered in front of Qi Wan and began to circle around, "Host!!!"

"Ok?"

The system lay down in front of Qi Wan, blinking its big eyes, "The host has money today, would you like to buy something for me?"

"Buy something for you?" Qi Wan wondered, isn't this system store run by the system?

Doesn't she want what she wants?
Why do you still need to help her buy things?

"Hmmmm!" The system duck knelt in front of Qi Wan, put his hands on the ground, leaned forward, and looked at Qi Wan pitifully, "Host, I have materialized, should the host help me buy some clothes? The system The clothes you bring are too ugly!"

"Huh?" Qi Wan almost dropped his jaw in shock, "You still want to change your clothes?"

The system pouted, "Of course! She's also a cute girl, okay? How can she keep wearing clothes all the time?"

"Hmm..." Qi Wan held his chin, pretending to be in deep thought, "It seems reasonable for you to say that. But, I'm going to buy you clothes, what good can I do?"

"The host will be able to enjoy the sight! The host can dress me in whatever way the host wants!"

"Oh?" Qi Wan's eyes lit up, "Can swimsuits be used?"

The system nodded happily, "It's fine, it's fine! You can match it with any host!"

Thinking about it this way, Qi Wan suddenly felt a little excited, a system where he could dress up as he wanted...

Qi Wan immediately clicked on the system mall, followed the system's operations, and found a place for her to change clothes.

"..." The reason is that this reason is correct.

but……

"Why does the swimsuit set cost 5000 million scare points?"

Aggrieved, the system pointed to a loli costume next to it, "Then, why don't the host buy this? It's cheap!"

"..." Cheap ghost, 1000 million scare value!

Isn't it good for him to buy a skill?

Buy clothes for this virtual system?

however……

Qi Wan still felt that he was honest and clicked buy.

After all, he also wants to see what the system looks like in a lolita outfit...

(End of this chapter)