Entertainment: I, Master of Surprise

Chapter 23
In the live broadcast room at night, some netizens asked Qi Wan, "Mr. Qi, that Zhang Bin is the Zhang Bin who bought the navy to blackmail you, right?"

"Yes! It must be him."

"Yes! Didn't the anchor tell the story yesterday? He has been looking at him all the time, and he must be talking about the girl who was forced to death by Zhang Bin!"

"That Zhang Bin is simply too hateful, how could there be such a bad person?"

"I heard that he has been arrested. I don't know if it's true or not?"

"Really! I heard from Yiyu's staff that he was arrested early in the morning!"

"The anchor is really doing justice for the heavens! Bring good people!"

"Yeah, I didn't expect the anchor to be such a positive person."

"My God, how can a ghost story teller be so righteous?"

"My husband is the most handsome!"

"Why are you everywhere? Can you die if you don't become a nympho?"

……

Qi Wan looked at the barrage posted by the audience, and spread his hands innocently, "I was also born and raised under the red flag, okay? Of course I'm full of positive energy!"

"Here, I can teach you a little trick!"

The audience pricked up their ears one after another, wanting to hear what kind of trick Qi Wan was talking about.

Just listen to Qi Wan said, "This little trick is to find the police uncle if you have difficulty!"

"..."

"What the hell are you looking for Uncle Policeman?"

"I was scared to pee by you, can I call the police and arrest you?"

"Hey! Call the police! This is the anchor, he is fooling people!"

"I know more than a dozen of these little tricks!"

Seeing the audience condemning him one after another, Qi Wan looked innocent and said very seriously, "What's wrong? Isn't it right? We have learned it since we were young! It's difficult to find the police uncle."

"Of course, the premise is that you don't harass the police uncle. It is illegal to call 110 maliciously."

"However, if you are so scared that you dare not move or even make a phone call, here is a little trick for everyone, and you need to write it down!"

Although Qi Wan cheated him once, the audience still wanted to hear what tricks Teacher Qi could have.

Maybe it wasn't a lie this time?
After all, Qi Wan lied to them just once, so he can't lie to them again, right?
Sure enough, Qi Wan spoke very seriously.

"What I want to teach you is a 24-character motto! If you encounter something you are afraid of, or if you feel that you have encountered a ghost, you can read it out loud. It is absolutely impossible for ghosts to invade!"

24 word proverb?

Sounds like it's awesome.

The audience pricked up their ears, and someone actually picked up a pen and planned to write down the 24-character motto!
Of course, there are also smart friends who directly click to record the screen.

"The 24-character motto is prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness!"

After all, this is a parallel world, and no one knows the famous socialist core values.

Once this 24-character proverb comes out, it is absolutely shocking!
"I really counted it seriously, it's 24 characters."

"Could it be that these 24-character mottos can really bring good luck and avoid bad luck?"

"Write it down, if it's useless, old thief Qi, just wait and see!"

"Why do I feel that something is wrong?"

"I also think it's weird."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, write it down first!"

"I want to memorize it! Just in case!"

"Yes yes yes! Recite it!"

Qi Wan cleared his throat and looked at everyone seriously, "Although I have passed on these 24-character maxims to everyone, I still hope that there will be a day when you will never use these 24-character maxims."

"After all..." Qi Wan sighed, and said in a very regretful tone, "If you really use these 24-character mottos, it means that you have encountered something unclean, or encountered something extremely frightening."

"Isn't the scariest thing I've ever encountered, listening to your ghost stories?"

"I once suspected that old thief Qi was a ghost, otherwise why would the ghost stories he told be so scary. I'm sorry I was wrong."

"After listening to Teacher Qi's live broadcast for a few days, I finally heard something useful! Hurry up! Write it down in a notebook!"

Seeing that the audience seemed to really believe it, Qi Wan secretly laughed in his heart, and then clapped his hands to draw everyone's attention back to himself, "Okay. After saying these 24-character proverbs, we should start today's The official live broadcast! However, here, I still want to remind everyone, the elderly, children, pregnant women, and people with various diseases that are not suitable for listening to ghost stories, leave quickly! Our ghost story plot is about to begin Already!"

"High energy ahead!!! This is serious!"

After reminding him twice, Qi Wan officially started today's live broadcast.

"First of all, I still have to finish the humorous little story yesterday. I read everyone's guesses, and it's almost..."

"No one guessed right!"

This is of course, because... Although this is a funny ghost story, in fact, there are no ghosts!

How could the audience guess it?
Qi Wan smiled and turned to the camera, "After the driver delivered the beauty to the place yesterday, he didn't dare to ask for money. When he saw the beauty got out of the car, he kicked the accelerator and drove away quickly!"

"Seeing the taxi driver leaving, the beauty stood directly at the intersection with her hands on her hips, pointing at the taxi in the distance and started cursing."

Then, the audience in the live broadcast room seemed to see a beautiful woman in front of them, with her hips on her hips, yelling at a taxi that was fleeing quickly.

Qi Wan imitated a woman's piercing voice, "Is this driver sick? As soon as I bent down to pick up something, he braked, and his fucking nose was bleeding! Fortunately, my mother's nose is real! Hmph You are sensible and didn’t ask my mother for money. If you dare to ask my mother for money, my mother will let you pay for the medical expenses first!”

At this point, the whole story was finished, and Qi Wan stopped.

It was only after hearing this that the audience reacted.

"I'm going? So this beauty is not a ghost?"

"So, the bloody scene that the driver saw was the beauty's nose bleeding?"

"No wonder Teacher Qi said that this ghost story is a humorous one."

"Hahahaha, just ask the taxi driver how much shadow is in his heart!"

"Don't tell me it's a ghost story? What about the ghost in this story? Was it eaten by the host?"

"Is there no one to sympathize with the beauties? The beauties are all bleeding from being hit."

"I actually don't know whether to sympathize with the driver or the beauty."

After the audience laughed for a long time, Qi Wan said innocently, "I've said it before, this is a humorous ghost story!"

(End of this chapter)