Entertainment: I, Master of Surprise

Chapter 226 Protect Lu Miaomiao

Even with Qi Wan's reminder, many people still think that a movie that Lu Miaomiao even said was not scary, how scary can it be?

Many viewers still bought tickets and walked into the cinema.

Wang Zhiqiang is one of those audiences who don't believe in evil. As a single dog, Wang Zhiqiang bought a ticket at midnight on Chinese Valentine's Day to watch "The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village".

As soon as he walked into the movie theater, Wang Zhiqiang looked at the people in the whole movie theater. Except for a couple of young couples, almost all of them were boys.

Wang Zhiqiang sneered in his heart, heh!woman!Just timid!

After Wang Zhiqiang sat in the movie theater for a while, Wang Zhiqiang was surprised to find that the show he bought was actually full!

Is Teacher Qi's charisma so strong?
You know, this is the zero point of Qixi Festival!

What do you all do instead of going to open a house to contribute to the next generation of the motherland and go to the movies?
Wang Zhiqiang despised these male compatriots in his heart, what's wrong with having a girlfriend?Don't you still watch movies in the cinema like yourself?
There is no joy in the holidays.

After scanning the cinema twice, Wang Zhiqiang stopped watching them, because the movie started!

After the dragon mark flashed past, the first shot was a bowl of water with blood on it. When the camera turned around, it turned out that there were several people dripping blood around a bowl... What kind of horror game are you playing?
Wang Zhiqiang sneered when he saw this, isn't this the routine of ordinary ghost movies?

Someone is going crazy to die, and then the plot will be drawn?

Qiwan, that's all!
Haven't embarked on the cliché road?

It's just that the first trick died soon, Wang Zhiqiang frowned, I don't know if it was his illusion, why did he think that the trick died a bit funny?

Is it... the reason for the expression?
Wang Zhiqiang could still hear the girl behind him saying to his boyfriend, "It seems that this ghost movie is really not scary, this person's death is so funny!"

Yes, it's funny!

Soon, it was time for Tao Tao to appear on the stage. As soon as Tao Tao appeared on the stage, it was obvious that all the boys in the cinema took a deep breath.

Without him, Tao Tao in the movie is really beautiful!
Such a beautiful and gentle girl, who wouldn't want to protect her?

It's just... soon, they have no time to pay attention to Tao Tao's beauty.

More and more people died, and the scene became more and more terrifying!
As long as there is water, there is her Aunt Chu!

Especially the hand protruding from the toilet made Wang Zhiqiang's heart tighten even more!
What the hell, I don't dare to go to the toilet tonight, what should I do?
I don't know if it's Wang Zhiqiang's illusion, he always feels that the bathroom seems a bit dangerous!
One kill!

Two kills!

Three kills!

……

When seeing Aunt Chu kill Xiao Ming, Wang Zhiqiang almost peed in fear!
Isn't this one of the male protagonists?
Why even he will die?

Wang Zhiqiang thought to himself, it's over!Xiao Ming is dead, nothing will happen to Tao Tao, right?
I don't know how many boys are secretly urging Gao Yi in their hearts, go back and save Tao Tao!
What is still inked here?
The hero played by Gao Yi also seemed to have heard the voice of the audience, and soon turned his head and ran wildly, he wanted to rush back to save the heroine!

What follows is also the most touching and tender moment in the whole movie!
In order to negotiate with Chu Renmei, the hero voluntarily drank water. He wanted to have a face-to-face talk with Chu Renmei!
After drinking the water soaked in Chu Renmei's body, the hero soon saw Chu Renmei.

The male protagonist knew that this was an illusion caused by Chu Renmei, but in fact, this was the female protagonist.

So, the male lead stepped forward and hugged the Chu Renmei-looking female lead.

When Wang Zhiqiang saw the male protagonist holding the eerie Chu Renmei, his scalp almost exploded!

This……

The hero is too brave, right?
Fortunately, Chu Renmei was moved by the hero's feelings for the heroine, and left voluntarily...

Wang Zhiqiang let out a long breath, it's okay, it's okay, although the process was very scary, he finally watched it!
Finished reading!
Just when Wang Zhiqiang breathed a sigh of relief, when the camera turned, it was Chu Renmei waving at the camera, and the Cantonese opera sung by Chu Renmei was floating in the whole cinema!
hiss!
Scalp tingling!

"Grass!" Wang Zhiqiang touched his body, almost crying without tears. He was worried the whole time, for fear that Qi Wan would suddenly startle him, so he was not frightened.

However, he never expected that he thought it was finally the end of the movie...

Scared to pee!

This is so true, so wronged!
Like Wang Zhiqiang, many viewers were scared to pee at the end of the movie!
By the time the movie was over, there was a smell of peeing in the theater.

Wang Zhiqiang shyly covered his trousers, half arched his body, and walked out of the cinema step by step.

After walking out, Wang Zhiqiang saw that several people beside him were also in the same posture as him.

Several people looked at each other, and they all looked at each other with great sympathy, "Brother, did you watch "The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village"?"

"Oh... that's right."

The other person also sighed, and shook his head helplessly, "I didn't even dare to go to the bathroom after watching the movie, so I just left."

Hearing this person mention it, Wang Zhiqiang suddenly thought, yes!

bathroom!
Mist grass? !
Anyway, tonight, he wouldn't go into the bathroom even if he was killed!

Now if I don't go into the bathroom, my mind is full of that pale hand!If this goes into the bathroom, who knows if he will be scared to pee again?

After getting into the car, Wang Zhiqiang finally breathed a sigh of relief, and returned to his enclosed space, feeling inexplicably...feeling very safe.

Wang Zhiqiang subconsciously picked up a bottle of water, trying to moisten his throat.

As soon as I unscrewed it, the pool water that Chu Renmei soaked in appeared in my mind...

Grass!
Not only dare not go to the bathroom, but also dare not drink water!

There are many people like Wang Zhiqiang, and soon, this group of people gathered on the Internet and began to complain about this movie.

"I just peed out of fear!"

"I was scared to pee too! It's too scary!"

"I'm a little urgent to urinate now, but I'm afraid to go to the toilet, what should I do?"

"Ma De! I'm so angry! Why on earth should I watch Teacher Qi's movie? I'm almost scared to death!"

"What a warm love ghost movie! Where is the warmth? Where is the love?"

"The previous one, although I think it's scary, but I have to say that this ghost movie is really very warm, and the main theme is that love can overcome everything..."

"I suddenly remembered now, I understand Tao Tao's complex eyes at that time! I know what she means!"

"I'm so naive, I actually think that Mr. Qi will really make a warm movie?"

"Teacher Qi is such a dog! Is it really okay to deceive children?"

"Poor Lu Miaomiao, he still doesn't know what kind of scary movie he made!"

"Protect Lu Miaomiao! Don't let him know the truth!"

No one expected that the first thing that became the trending search after "Mountain Village Old Corpse" was broadcast was actually #保护Lu Miaomiao#.

(End of this chapter)