Entertainment: I, Master of Surprise
Chapter 1 Surprise system?No!It's the scare system!
Chapter 1 Surprise system?No!It's the scare system!
"Brother Wan! It's the last episode of our radio station. You can do whatever you want. There's no need to be so serious!"
"That's right, Brother Wan. Director Li has already said that "Late Night Radio" will replace our program tomorrow. It's a certainty."
???
As soon as Qi Wan woke up, he heard someone beside him chattering all the time, and his mind was full of doubts. What is the last episode of the program?By the way, you don't have a show yourself?
Opening his eyes again, there are two men standing in front of him, one is fat and the other is thin. They seem to be very similar to the classic character Fat and Thin Toutuo in Jin Daxia's novels.
Both of them have the same hair as a chicken coop, their glasses are as thick as a beer bottle, and their faces are full of acne...
She also has a wretched look on her face!
Qi Wan wondered, who are these two people?
"drop!!!"
"Host detected!"
"Binding..."
"Drip! Binding succeeded!"
Hearing this voice, Qi Wan was immediately overjoyed. After all, he was also someone who had been immersed in Internet literature for many years, so he immediately realized that he might become the chosen one!Chosen by the legendary system!
Seeing Qi Wan's expression, the fat man next to him couldn't help but push Qi Wan, and asked Qi Wan full of doubts, "Brother Wan, what's wrong with you? Our show is going to be canceled, why are you so happy?" Woolen cloth?"
"..." I forgot about these two!
Qi Wan cleared his throat and pretended to take out his cell phone to check the time.
11:45 p.m.?
"Brother Wan, don't think about it, go in quickly, the live broadcast will be broadcast soon."
Qi Wan was completely disturbed in his heart, he didn't know what happened, but he didn't show any strangeness on his face.
The acting skills are overwhelming, and the upper body of the show is superb. He quickly covered his stomach, and said loudly, "Wait a minute, I'll go to the bathroom first."
"Huh?" The thin man wanted to pull Qi Wan, but before he could pull Qi Wan, Qi Wan had already run away.
The thin man anxiously shouted behind Qi Wan, "Brother Wan! The show is about to start in 15 minutes! Don't miss the time!"
Qi Wan hurriedly ran out without looking back, stretched out his hand and gestured OK to the two people behind, "Don't worry! I'll be back soon."
Running to the toilet, Qi Wan hurriedly found an unoccupied cubicle, and called twice in his mind, "System?"
"Here! Host!"
"..." A mechanical voice sounded in Qi Wan's mind, and he was very unintelligent when he heard it, "Well, who are you? Where am I?"
"I am the Surprise System."
Qi Wan showed an indescribable expression, surprise system?
You don't want to let yourself surprise others, do you?
"As long as the master gets the scare value, he can buy things in the system mall~ The system mall has everything!"
"Scare value?" Qi Wan felt even weirder, isn't it the surprise system?How do you need scare value to buy something?You wouldn't let yourself scare others, would you?
Open the system mall and take a look.
Qi Wan's eyes widened immediately!
What people love can be bought in this system store!Invulnerable!Rich beyond compare!Everyone admires!A hundred poisons are invulnerable!Longevity!
Qi Wan's eyes immediately lit up. Although it requires a lot of fright points, such a powerful thing can be bought with only a little fright point. Who wouldn't want to buy it?
"Not bad, your system is very good." Qi Wan couldn't help but praise his own system.
"Hee hee!" The system immediately responded to Qi Wan.
"..." However, hearing the laughter from this unwavering mechanical voice, Qi Wan felt chills, "System, can you change the voice?"
"Yes! The host can choose... Zhengtaiyin."
No!
"Uncle voice."
No!
"Sister Yu's voice."
Well……
"Loli voice~"
Huh?
"Sexy tone."
puff!
"Kawaii sound."
Ok?
Forget it, "Just the loli voice."
"Okay~Host~~"
Qi Wan's whole body went numb all of a sudden, this system is simply invincible!
"Tongzi, who am I? Do you know?"
"I know~Master~Please wait a moment~~"
Suddenly, a strange memory appeared in Qi Wan's mind.
Yuanshen had just graduated from university this year, and there was someone behind him, so he was arranged to be a host at the Royal City Radio Station.
However, there are many experienced hosts in the radio station, so he can only be arranged in the midnight slot, and he will be transferred after slowly gaining qualifications.
In fact, it is the time period of the day when the listening rate is the lowest and almost no one cares about it.
It's okay to arrange it at midnight, but Qi Wan, a coward, is actually asked to host a program called "Late Night Ghost Stories"!
The original owner of Qi Wan was timid, how dare he tell scary stories?If the story given by the editor is too scary, the original owner will tremble with fright.
What's more, the twelve o'clock time in the middle of the night is really a hot chicken time. In the half a year since entering the TV station, Qi Wan's "Late Night Ghost Stories" has been at the bottom of the listening list, and there is no sponsorship, so the show was simply canceled by the higher-ups!
The show was cancelled, but Qi Wan's next job was not arranged. It is said that Qi Wan was asked to wait for the notification, and then give Qi Wan the host when the show is free.
Look at the so-called ghost stories that Qi Wan once told...
The corner of Qi Wan's mouth twitched, what kind of ghost story is this?
Where did he get it all from?
Who is the hot chicken screenwriter of this hot chicken show?
Is the love between people and ghosts gone?
If I want to hear about ghosts and ghosts, won't I listen to the emotional channel?Why come to hear ghost stories?
What else is being upper body when going to the grave...
so?
After reading two articles, Qi Wan didn't bother to read any more. It's no wonder that this spicy chicken story has the lowest audience.
Looking at this world again, vigorously developing science and technology, for entertainment, it can be described as lacking!
The novel is still at the stage of blood and brain damage, and the TV series are all hand-splitting devils...
That's it?
Qi Wan sneered, so if he appeared, wouldn't he be beating everyone present?
"Brother Wan!" An anxious voice suddenly came from the bathroom.
It was the skinny guy just now, "Hurry up, the show is about to start in 2 minutes!"
"Oh! I'll be right away!" Qi Wan shouted.
There is a flash of light in the eyes!
Watch me sweep all the younger brothers present here!
"Master! You have to work hard! Let the people of this world feel the horror brought by the master~Damn it!"
"..." Qi Wan's temples twitched when he heard the system's voice, thinking that he, an upright and serious cultural person, would actually succumb to the various products in the system store.
Gotta scare people to afford it...
Qi Wan secretly laughed in his heart, but since this is a fateful arrangement, then...
Hey!
Let's just wait and see how he, Qi Wan, scares them all to pee!
Walking out of the cubicle, Qi Wan pretended to wash his hands, and suddenly said "Hey!" to the thin man next to him.
The thin man was so frightened by Qi Wan that he jumped up!
"Drip! Gain 1 point of fright from Wang Zhiqiang."
Does this work?
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Wan! It's the last episode of our radio station. You can do whatever you want. There's no need to be so serious!"
"That's right, Brother Wan. Director Li has already said that "Late Night Radio" will replace our program tomorrow. It's a certainty."
???
As soon as Qi Wan woke up, he heard someone beside him chattering all the time, and his mind was full of doubts. What is the last episode of the program?By the way, you don't have a show yourself?
Opening his eyes again, there are two men standing in front of him, one is fat and the other is thin. They seem to be very similar to the classic character Fat and Thin Toutuo in Jin Daxia's novels.
Both of them have the same hair as a chicken coop, their glasses are as thick as a beer bottle, and their faces are full of acne...
She also has a wretched look on her face!
Qi Wan wondered, who are these two people?
"drop!!!"
"Host detected!"
"Binding..."
"Drip! Binding succeeded!"
Hearing this voice, Qi Wan was immediately overjoyed. After all, he was also someone who had been immersed in Internet literature for many years, so he immediately realized that he might become the chosen one!Chosen by the legendary system!
Seeing Qi Wan's expression, the fat man next to him couldn't help but push Qi Wan, and asked Qi Wan full of doubts, "Brother Wan, what's wrong with you? Our show is going to be canceled, why are you so happy?" Woolen cloth?"
"..." I forgot about these two!
Qi Wan cleared his throat and pretended to take out his cell phone to check the time.
11:45 p.m.?
"Brother Wan, don't think about it, go in quickly, the live broadcast will be broadcast soon."
Qi Wan was completely disturbed in his heart, he didn't know what happened, but he didn't show any strangeness on his face.
The acting skills are overwhelming, and the upper body of the show is superb. He quickly covered his stomach, and said loudly, "Wait a minute, I'll go to the bathroom first."
"Huh?" The thin man wanted to pull Qi Wan, but before he could pull Qi Wan, Qi Wan had already run away.
The thin man anxiously shouted behind Qi Wan, "Brother Wan! The show is about to start in 15 minutes! Don't miss the time!"
Qi Wan hurriedly ran out without looking back, stretched out his hand and gestured OK to the two people behind, "Don't worry! I'll be back soon."
Running to the toilet, Qi Wan hurriedly found an unoccupied cubicle, and called twice in his mind, "System?"
"Here! Host!"
"..." A mechanical voice sounded in Qi Wan's mind, and he was very unintelligent when he heard it, "Well, who are you? Where am I?"
"I am the Surprise System."
Qi Wan showed an indescribable expression, surprise system?
You don't want to let yourself surprise others, do you?
"As long as the master gets the scare value, he can buy things in the system mall~ The system mall has everything!"
"Scare value?" Qi Wan felt even weirder, isn't it the surprise system?How do you need scare value to buy something?You wouldn't let yourself scare others, would you?
Open the system mall and take a look.
Qi Wan's eyes widened immediately!
What people love can be bought in this system store!Invulnerable!Rich beyond compare!Everyone admires!A hundred poisons are invulnerable!Longevity!
Qi Wan's eyes immediately lit up. Although it requires a lot of fright points, such a powerful thing can be bought with only a little fright point. Who wouldn't want to buy it?
"Not bad, your system is very good." Qi Wan couldn't help but praise his own system.
"Hee hee!" The system immediately responded to Qi Wan.
"..." However, hearing the laughter from this unwavering mechanical voice, Qi Wan felt chills, "System, can you change the voice?"
"Yes! The host can choose... Zhengtaiyin."
No!
"Uncle voice."
No!
"Sister Yu's voice."
Well……
"Loli voice~"
Huh?
"Sexy tone."
puff!
"Kawaii sound."
Ok?
Forget it, "Just the loli voice."
"Okay~Host~~"
Qi Wan's whole body went numb all of a sudden, this system is simply invincible!
"Tongzi, who am I? Do you know?"
"I know~Master~Please wait a moment~~"
Suddenly, a strange memory appeared in Qi Wan's mind.
Yuanshen had just graduated from university this year, and there was someone behind him, so he was arranged to be a host at the Royal City Radio Station.
However, there are many experienced hosts in the radio station, so he can only be arranged in the midnight slot, and he will be transferred after slowly gaining qualifications.
In fact, it is the time period of the day when the listening rate is the lowest and almost no one cares about it.
It's okay to arrange it at midnight, but Qi Wan, a coward, is actually asked to host a program called "Late Night Ghost Stories"!
The original owner of Qi Wan was timid, how dare he tell scary stories?If the story given by the editor is too scary, the original owner will tremble with fright.
What's more, the twelve o'clock time in the middle of the night is really a hot chicken time. In the half a year since entering the TV station, Qi Wan's "Late Night Ghost Stories" has been at the bottom of the listening list, and there is no sponsorship, so the show was simply canceled by the higher-ups!
The show was cancelled, but Qi Wan's next job was not arranged. It is said that Qi Wan was asked to wait for the notification, and then give Qi Wan the host when the show is free.
Look at the so-called ghost stories that Qi Wan once told...
The corner of Qi Wan's mouth twitched, what kind of ghost story is this?
Where did he get it all from?
Who is the hot chicken screenwriter of this hot chicken show?
Is the love between people and ghosts gone?
If I want to hear about ghosts and ghosts, won't I listen to the emotional channel?Why come to hear ghost stories?
What else is being upper body when going to the grave...
so?
After reading two articles, Qi Wan didn't bother to read any more. It's no wonder that this spicy chicken story has the lowest audience.
Looking at this world again, vigorously developing science and technology, for entertainment, it can be described as lacking!
The novel is still at the stage of blood and brain damage, and the TV series are all hand-splitting devils...
That's it?
Qi Wan sneered, so if he appeared, wouldn't he be beating everyone present?
"Brother Wan!" An anxious voice suddenly came from the bathroom.
It was the skinny guy just now, "Hurry up, the show is about to start in 2 minutes!"
"Oh! I'll be right away!" Qi Wan shouted.
There is a flash of light in the eyes!
Watch me sweep all the younger brothers present here!
"Master! You have to work hard! Let the people of this world feel the horror brought by the master~Damn it!"
"..." Qi Wan's temples twitched when he heard the system's voice, thinking that he, an upright and serious cultural person, would actually succumb to the various products in the system store.
Gotta scare people to afford it...
Qi Wan secretly laughed in his heart, but since this is a fateful arrangement, then...
Hey!
Let's just wait and see how he, Qi Wan, scares them all to pee!
Walking out of the cubicle, Qi Wan pretended to wash his hands, and suddenly said "Hey!" to the thin man next to him.
The thin man was so frightened by Qi Wan that he jumped up!
"Drip! Gain 1 point of fright from Wang Zhiqiang."
Does this work?
(End of this chapter)
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