Datang: Li Er, are you teaching me how to do things?

Chapter 8

Everyone in the spice shop looked over.

Some young ladies looked forward to Li Yun's eyes, they probably wanted to see the handsome man running naked.

Li Yun felt two concerned eyes from the corner of his eye, turned his head and saw the "Miss Wei", smiled slightly, and nodded.

Miss Wei blushed slightly, and turned her head away.

How can there be a girl who doesn't like to be pretty?

Everyone likes a good-looking person, whether it is a man or a woman.

Seeing Tao Chengyu, jealousy almost gushed out of his heart, and he asked anxiously, "Do you want to bet or not?"

Li Yun smiled, and then raised his voice and said: "Everyone heard it, I want to gamble with this Tao scholar. If he wants to run away later, you all have to make decisions for me."

"We've all heard it."

The crowd responded in unison.

Li Yun nodded, "Scholar Tao, I bet."

"Well, I'll give you an hour, or a quarter of an hour, you choose."

Li Yun shook his head, "No need, the first time I saw it, I thought of a pair."

Since it is necessary to pretend to beep, there is no need to keep it.

So Li Yun directly said that he knew the answer at first glance.

Tao Chengyu laughed loudly, and the scholars behind him also laughed.

Some of them couldn't figure it out after thinking about it for several months. They didn't believe that Li Yun could figure it out at the first sight.

"Don't talk big, if you know, then tell the answer."

Li Yun shook his head, "Bring a pen, I'll just write on it."

That's the same meaning, since you want to pretend to beep, let's make a big one.

Li Yun practiced calligraphy in his previous life, and his thin gold script is very beautiful.

Now the thin golden body has not yet appeared, if his handwriting is written out, it will surely become famous in Chang'an.

After all, ancient writing represents a person's character and talent. The ancients believed that anyone who can invent new fonts is a great talent.

After a while, the pen, grinder, and rice paper were brought over.

The little maid ran up to Li Yun, "My lord, I'll grind ink for you."

Li Yun nodded, feeling a little proud.

He didn't rely on the system this time, so he could still slap his face and pretend to beep.

He then picked up the brush and wrote a sentence on the rice paper - Shu Lin Han Tie Han Lin Shu.

"Shu Lin Han Tie Han Lin Shu."

That Miss Wei read a sentence softly, her beautiful eyes lit up immediately, and she looked at Li Yun in surprise.

Just like the Shanglian, Li Yun's Xialian is also a palindrome, and also uses homonyms, and the pronunciation of the front and back is exactly the same.

And this sentence is very artistic, just like the first couplet, this couplet is very correct, as if it was written by one person.

The little maid clapped her hands and smiled: "Okay, okay, miss, are you satisfied this time?"

Miss Wei blushed.

Li Yun was puzzled, he was not interested in thinking about these things, turned around and looked at Tao Chengyu, "Scholar Tao, do you have anything to say?"

Tao Chengyu's face turned pale, "This... this..."

"Everyone heard the bet just now, Tao Shusheng, don't you want to escape?"

"No, of course not. I was just shocked by Xiongtai's literary talents. I didn't expect Xiongtai to be so powerful. I admire him."

Tao Chengyu didn't even want to say "Brother" just now, obviously he looked down on Li Yun very much, but now he wants to say something nice.

Li Yun smiled and said: "Don't get close to me, Tao Shusheng, hurry up and make a bet, I still have to wait for this to go home for dinner?"

"Brother Tao, let's go."

A scholar shouted next to him. Hearing this, Tao Chengyu suddenly gained some confidence, turned around and was about to leave.

Li Yun laughed and grabbed Tao Chengyu's wrist.

"Where is Brother Tao going?"

Tao Chengyu's face changed slightly, "Let go."

"Have you forgotten our bet just now?"

"I haven't forgotten, you let go," Tao Chengyu felt that Li Yun's grip was tighter, and he became angry from embarrassment, and shouted: "If you don't let go, I will be rude to you."

The scholars of the Tang Dynasty were not the frail people of later generations.

Li Bai was a swordsman, and Wang Zhihuan and Wang Changling were all in the army at the frontier. These scholars would dare to kill, let alone fight.

Although Tao Chengyu had never killed anyone, he had fought many times.

Li Yun's eyes turned cold. He didn't expect Tao Chengyu to be so despicable, and he planned to teach Tao Chengyu a lesson, so he said: "A gentleman keeps his word. Since you and I have made a bet, then you should fulfill the bet."

"That's right, you are so shameless."

"That's right, this person still claims to be a scholar, so he has no credibility at all."

"Ugly people are not trustworthy."

The young ladies who watched felt a little regretful that Li Yun couldn't take off his clothes, but they still stood by Li Yun's side.

Hearing Tao Chengyu's words at this time, they all sneered.

Tao Chengyu has always been excellent, and he is usually praised by everyone. Wherever he encountered such a scene, the jealousy in his heart could no longer be suppressed, so he raised his hand and slapped Li Yun.

Li Yun laughed, and took the lead in slapping him.

"Snapped!"

Li Yun directly left five finger marks on Tao Chengyu's left face, and Tao Chengyu couldn't help but fell down, covering his face and screaming in pain.

Tao Chengyu's three companions looked at each other, and then ran towards Li Yun together.

The little servant girl hastily shouted: "Master, go quickly, don't fight with them."

The other girls also looked worried.

Li Qingzhu smiled and shook his head, "It's okay."

"Crack! Crack! Crack!"

When these scholars meet Li Yun, they will deliver food.

Li Yun easily knocked down the three scholars. He mentioned Tao Chengyu and said with a smile: "Scholar Tao, don't you feel ashamed enough?"

Tao Chengyu's face was pale, knowing that if the news got out, his reputation would be ruined, and he might not be able to be an official in this life.

Thinking of this, Tao Chengyu made up his mind. He gave a deep bow, and then said: "Young master is a great talent, Tao Chengyu has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai. It's all my fault. I will fulfill my bet now."

He thought about fulfilling the bet and setting up a "dare to act" character, maybe he could earn a little reputation in Chang'an.

This was originally a shameful thing, but Tao Chengyu just thought of using it to earn fame for himself. It has to be said that his brain is still very flexible.

Li Yun didn't know Tao Chengyu's thoughts, but he could guess all kinds of things, and sneered in his heart: "Then please."

Tao Chengyu then took off his shirt generously, revealing his unhealthy upper body.

He doesn't look fat, but he has a lot of fat on his body.

In fact, the vast majority of scholars look like this, and their clothes hide their ugliness.

Tao Chengyu then started to run.

Li Yun smiled, and then wrote five characters "Tao Scholar Running" on another piece of rice paper.

"This couplet is given to you. Tao Shusheng's running is a banner, remember to hang it up."

Tao Shusheng wants to be a brave person, but Chen Zhu's banner is there, and when everyone sees it, they will think of Tao Chengyu's funny appearance running with his upper body stripped off.

It is not Tao Shusheng's fantasy of "dare to act".

(End of this chapter)