Warden of Heaven

Chapter 801 No, break your leg yourself!

Earth House Xingjun Mansion.

Taoyuan Fairy sat on the recliner, fanning herself, with a relaxed expression on her face.

He feels very good now.

"Hmph, what about the people who teach?"

"Dare to humiliate this official, come and catch one by one!"

"My big heaven, there are rules of heaven!"

The landlady was on the side, but she was a little scared and said nervously.

"Master, will anyone else come?"

Taoyuan Xian let out a sneer, and said with disdain on his face.

"Who dares to come? I've caught two. Don't you have a long memory?"

boom!
As soon as the Taoyuan fairy finished speaking, there was a loud noise at the door, which made the Taoyuan fairy and his wife tremble with fright.

Looking up, his expression changed.

Oh my god, why did this door fall down!

"Who is Taoyuan Immortal, come out!"

A milky voice sounded, and Nezha rushed in aggressively.

Damn it, Nezha Third Prince!

Seeing that it was Nezha, Taoyuan Immortal was so frightened that his legs went limp.

Nezha's fierce reputation is well known to everyone.

This kid loves to slay dragons if he has nothing to do. The number of dragons in the East China Sea has dropped sharply every year, all thanks to this kid.

Could it be that you are tired of slaying dragons and slaying dragons, are you going to change to Tudigong?

"Master, didn't you say that no one would dare to come?"

The landlady turned pale and said tremblingly.

Taoyuan Xian was taken aback for a moment, then his eyes suddenly lit up, and the fear in his heart dissipated instantly.

Yes, logically speaking, no one should dare to come.

Because, when a heavenly emperor comes, he will send the prison god to catch one.

This Nezha is purely young and ignorant!

So what if you are notorious, the Emperor of Heaven will not get used to your faults.

You're a head giver, I'm afraid you'll be a hammer!
Thinking of this, Immortal Taoyuan immediately gained confidence, and walked over with her hands behind her back and her head held high.

"Who am I? It turns out to be the Great God of the Three Altars Sea Club!"

"Why, are you here to break my legs?"

Nezha was taken aback, looked at Taoyuan Xian in surprise, and said in surprise.

"how do you know?"

Taoyuan Fairy curled her mouth, her face full of disdain.

There are two of them in front of you, how do you think I know!
"Then don't be dazed, do it!"

Taoyuan Immortal held his head up, fearless, but his eyes were full of contempt and ridicule.

Looking at Nezha is like looking at an idiot.

Nezha was a little dazed, this Taoyuan fairy used to be so sacred, but he has some backbone.

This made Nezha a little impressed.

"Don't worry, I'll shoot very quickly, and the process won't be too painful."

After finishing speaking, Nezha took out the fire-pointed gun directly.

Swing it up, and sweep towards Taoyuan Xian's legs.

Taoyuan Xian's heart tensed instantly, his eyelids twitched wildly, and he prayed urgently in his heart.

"Master Prison Officer, come quickly!"

hum!
The sky was dim, and the pointed spear stopped an inch away from Taoyuan Xian's legs.

"Hahahaha!"

Taoyuan Xian wiped off his cold sweat and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Sure enough, it is so!

Who cares about you, dare to insult this official, the Emperor of Heaven will never get used to your faults.

Seeing Chen Feng falling from the sky with a dark face, Immortal Taoyuan was extremely proud and said with a strange smile.

"Nezha, aren't you awesome?"

"Isn't he the little dragon slaying prince, the number one butcher in the world?"

"Come on, hit me, hit me if you have the ability!"

"Why don't you move, let's continue!"

Taoyuan Xian's cheap words are said, and I feel so happy!
What the hell, what about Nezha, come to my Tufu Xingjun to make trouble, and deal with you as usual.

From now on, let's see who dares not to take this official seriously.

Explain and teach?Humph, that's all!

"Father Chen Feng!"

"Hahaha, Father Chen Feng, you are here to pick me up!"

At this moment, Nezha let out an exclamation and laughed ecstatically.

During this period of time, he was almost tortured to death.

No spicy strips, no cola, and no gourmet meals.

The most unlucky thing was that he was tricked by Li Jing, and he paid Laojun's tuition for ten years at once.

If Jin Zha hadn't asked for leave for him just now, he would have been inseparable from Tushita Palace for the past ten years.

Not only do you have to recite the Tao Te Ching in various ways, but you also have to listen to Laojun's annoying chatter and do private work for Laojun.

Herding cattle, digging out dung, cleaning toilets, burning alchemy furnaces, and collecting protection fees are all indispensable.

That kind of torture is almost worse than death.

Unexpectedly, Chen Feng's father finally remembered him at a critical moment and came to pick him up.

Immortal Taoyuan sat on the ground with a thud.

Looking at Chen Feng, his face was full of fear.

Nima, why is this, why am I not deaf!
This time, Taoyuan Xian was completely shocked.

Just now, what did Nezha call this prison officer?
Also called Dad?

My God, why is this prison officer so fierce!

Not only did he have an illegitimate daughter, Princess Zilian, but he also had an illegitimate son, who turned out to be Nezha.

Damn, it's a mess!
"My lord, I didn't hear anything."

"I really didn't hear anything!"

Fairy Taoyuan was so frightened that she knelt down in front of Chen Feng, sweating profusely, begging bitterly.

I'm afraid Chen Feng will kill him with a single thought.

At this moment, Chen Feng was in a very unhappy mood.

No, it's too bad!
What the hell is this?
He just left and threw Han Dulong into prison, and went with Xue Ehu as his companion.

In the end, without letting him take a breath, he got the same arrest information again.

Chen Feng is really crazy.

He even suspected that the Taoyuan fairy's two legs had been stolen by him.

Why does anyone want to interrupt it?

Whoosh!
With a thought, Chen Feng threw Nezha into prison.

Afterwards, he looked at Taoyuan Fairy with a dark face, and said unhappily.

"No, break your leg yourself."

"Save the trouble!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Feng's figure flashed and disappeared.

However, Taoyuan Xian was taken aback for a moment, and then a tragic look suddenly appeared in his eyes.

Is this going to cut my legs off?
Either way!

Immortal Taoyuan gritted his teeth and gave up.

It's better to break your own legs than to be silenced. This prison officer has already shown mercy.

boom!
Immortal Taoyuan picked up his crutch and slammed it hard on his legs.

Suddenly, he broke his legs, and the severe pain made him sweat.

"Master, you, you are..." The landlady panicked.

Taoyuan Xian grinned, but felt much more relaxed.

"It's okay, don't worry."

"Look, the leg is broken, and it doesn't look shorter than before!"

"This point can only be achieved by our land lineage."

"Don't you think, very proud?"

The corner of the landlady's mouth twitched, her face full of speechlessness.

Me, should I be proud?
……

In the prison, Nezha was jumping up and down, and his happiness was indescribable.

"Yo ho, I'm back!"

"Hahaha, finally back again."

"This time, I won't leave even if I'm killed!"

"Hey, is this the reformed prison?"

"It's not a bad look!"

Nezha has no intention of going to jail at all, just like a child entering a playground, looking here and there, full of curiosity.

After seeing Chen Feng, he was speechless for a while.

"Nezha, come here!" Chen Feng waved and called Nezha to him.

"Stand still, let me ask you something!"

(End of this chapter)