Warden of Heaven

Chapter 583 This is the person, addicted to eating shit?

"Here is the entrance to the forbidden area!"

Luo Dongyu stood in front of an empty space, and said solemnly.

Zhang Tianyi frowned, the Taoist robe on his body moved without any wind, and his true energy covered his whole body.

A pair of eyes, bright as lamps, nodded slowly.

"I can feel the strong fluctuation of true energy."

"This forbidden place is really extraordinary."

"After going in, everyone will take care of each other, and if there is a crisis, let's take action together!"

After speaking, Zhang Tianyi took a step and was about to enter it, but was stopped by Luo Dongyu.

"Daozhang Zhang, wait a minute."

Zhang Tianyi looked puzzled, but when he saw Luo Dongyu, he suddenly turned his head and looked at Chen Feng who was at the back.

"Master Chen, Luo admires your magical calculation skills very much."

"Before going in, can you wait for me and make a fortune?"

Chen Feng raised his eyelids, glanced at Luo Dongyu, and quickly lowered his eyelids again.

"Sorry, everyone's faces are blurred, and I can't see anything."

"Hmph!" Zhang Tianyi snorted coldly and said contemptuously.

"What is ambiguous?"

"I see clearly that you don't have that ability!"

Whoosh!
Just as Zhang Tianyi finished speaking, a lump of steaming shit fell from the sky and landed at his feet.

"Daozhang Zhang, eat while it's hot."

puff!
I eat your sister!

Zhang Tianyi gagged for a while, his face turned green with anger.

This bastard, he's never finished, is he!
In order to disgust himself, he actually carried dog shit with him, really Nima is not a thing!

"Don't eat?"

"Shut up if you don't eat!"

"If you dare to talk too much, gag your mouth with shit!"

Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, and scolded Zhang Tianyi.

"Why are you courting death!"

Zhang Tianyi's expression changed, and he became angry immediately.

Before, Chen Feng made him embarrassed again and again, and he already had murderous intentions.

If Luo Yuntian hadn't been there, he would have done it long ago.

Now in the forbidden area, Chen Feng still dares to talk to him, how can he tolerate it!
Swish!
An afterimage flashed past, and Zhang Tianyi was in front of Chen Feng in an instant.

He reached out with his palm, and grabbed Chen Feng's neck with fierce murderous intent.

"Zhang Daochang, show mercy!"

Seeing this, Luo Dongyu exclaimed and hurriedly shouted.

This Chen Feng is proficient in the art of hexagrams and images, so it might be of great use to keep him in a forbidden area full of dangers.

It's a pity to kill it now!

"Fuck, what are you doing!"

Seeing this, Chen Feng immediately pretended to be terrified, and backed away in a panic.

With a plop, he fell into a squatting position.

What a coincidence, just escaped Zhang Tianyi's sharp grab!
As soon as Zhang Tianyi failed to grab it, his eyes shot coldly, and he raised his foot to kick Chen Feng.

But suddenly, a black shadow suddenly appeared in front of him out of thin air.

At the same time, a yellow light instantly appeared in front of his eyes.

what! ?

Zhang Tianyi's heart skipped a beat, before he had time to dodge, he suddenly raised his hand and struck towards the yellow light.

puff!
A soft and warm feeling came, and the yellow light was instantly shattered by Zhang Tianyi, splashing his face.

Zhang Tianyi was shocked, subconsciously wiped it on his face, and immediately wiped it all over his face.

At the same time, a stench came, making Zhang Tianyi almost nauseous.

Suddenly lowering his head and looking at his palm, Zhang Tianyi's eyes widened instantly, then he turned his head and vomited.

"Ouch~ vomit~"

I poked you uncle!
Zhang Tianyi wailed in his heart, his face was full of despair, and he wanted to die.

He was horrified to find that his hands were full of shit!

What drove him crazy the most was that just now he wiped his face and got a lot of it in his mouth.

He couldn't imagine what he was like now.

His face is full of shit, he has no face to face anyone!

"Damn it, Dad, this is the person who is addicted to eating shit?"

"Grandpa Dan, I've even shitted three times, the old boy's taste is strong enough!"

Xuanyuan Erdan wagged his tail, stared at Zhang Tianyi with small eyes, and said wretchedly.

"Daozhang Zhang, let's wash up first~ Ouch!"

At this time, Luo Xun, who came to his senses, hurried to the car to get two bottles of mineral water, and handed them to Zhang Tianyi.

However, seeing Zhang Tianyi's feces-yellow face, he couldn't help but almost vomited.

Luo Xun's reaction made Zhang Tianyi tremble with anger, almost going crazy.

Turn on the mineral water and rush towards the face.

But it's okay if it doesn't rush, it's all poured into the neck in one rush.

What the hell!
Zhang Tianyi was so desperate that he almost committed suicide by biting his tongue.

This shit, how can people live!
"Zhang Daochang, 500 meters to the east, there is a small river."

At this time, Luo Dongyu hurriedly said to Zhang Tianyi.

Without saying a word, Zhang Tianyi ran towards the east.

While running, he yelled fiercely with overwhelming anger.

"Help me catch this wild dog!"

"Come back and see that I have cramped him!"

Whoosh!
How smart is Xuanyuan bastard, upon hearing this, before Luo Dongyu and others could make a move, he ran away with his kicks on his knees.

In the blink of an eye, he ran away without a trace.

"Eh..." Luo Dongyu's face was darkened.

No one expected that the wild dog that suddenly appeared was so intelligent.

Realizing the danger, they fled immediately without giving them a chance to make a move.

When he wants to catch him again, how can there be any shadow of Xuanyuan Erdan?
"Oh, you scared me to death, scared me to death!"

At this time, Chen Feng, who was sitting on the ground, patted his chest and said with a lingering fear on his face.

"Fortunately, shit fell from the sky and defeated this crazy old man."

"Otherwise, brother, I will die today."

"It seems that this crazy old man has an indissoluble bond with shit."

"Maybe, in my previous life, I was a reincarnation of shit."

puff!
Chen Feng's words made the corners of Luo Dongyu and the others twitch, and they almost couldn't hold back their laughter.

This kid is really bad at talking.

Fortunately, Zhang Tianyi went to take a shower, otherwise he would have gone mad on the spot when he heard the phrase reincarnation of shit.

At this time, Chen Feng suddenly turned his head, looked at Luo Yan, and said pitifully.

"Sister Luoyan, my legs are weak from the fright of the crazy old man."

"My little heart is still beating fast."

"Please comfort, please rely on, please have long legs!"

"Bah!" Luo Yan blushed immediately, spit lightly, and rolled Chen Feng's eyes with her beautiful eyes.

Glib, not a good thing!
"Cough cough!"

"Master Chen, watch your words!"

Luo Dongyu coughed lightly, frowned and glanced at Chen Feng, his gaze was full of warning.

A fortune teller dared to blatantly provoke the young lady of his Luo family.

How bold!

Chen Feng shrugged, pretended to be helpless, and sighed.

"Oh, how pitiful."

"I was almost killed, and no one cared."

"Could it be that there is so much indifference between people?"

Luo Dongyu and the others rolled their eyes, speechless.

If you didn't have such a cheap mouth, would Zhang Tianyi kill you?
You didn't ask for it.

"Let's wait here for Daoist Zhang."

"Let me first talk about the situation in the forbidden area, according to legend..."

Before Luo Dongyu finished speaking, an extremely angry roar suddenly came from a distance!

"Damn it, you dead dog!"

"Stop for me!"

Everyone was startled, they all turned their heads to look, and the corners of their mouths twitched, black lines all over their faces.

(End of this chapter)