Warden of Heaven

Chapter 156 Who Can Do It?

"Protection fees?"

"Okay!"

Nezha spoke first, then took out a kung fu and handed it to Chen Feng.

"Father Chen Feng, I still have a copy of Die Lang Quan, hehehe, take it if you like."

Chen Feng was taken aback for a moment, and said in surprise.

"Why is there another copy?"

"Is it the same as the one you gave me before?"

"How fresh." Nezha looked surprised, "It's all the Folding Wave Fist, so it can be different."

As he spoke, Nezha took out a bunch of Dielangquan directly from the storage bag, threw them on the ground, and smiled.

"Father Chen Feng, this Folding Wave Fist belongs to the basic skills of the Dragon Clan, and basically everyone has a copy."

"I have a lot here, hey, 1000 years of recharge is enough."

Chen Feng was stunned when he saw the stack of Fist Waves that was as tall as a person.

Damn, what kind of skill is this shit?
These are slaughtered dragons!
Nezha, on the other hand, had a generous face, suddenly patted his small chest, and said to Mo Liqing and the others.

"Chen Feng's father said, good brother, show loyalty."

"I will pay all your protection fees!"

"It's interesting enough!"

After finishing speaking, Nezha picked up four more Folding Waves exercises and generously handed them to Chen Feng.

"Father Chen Feng, here it is."

"Three are handed in for them, and one is my tip for you."

"I am very satisfied with your performance during this time."

puff!
your sister!

Chen Feng's nose almost turned out of anger. They are all the same thing, one book is enough, why do I need so many?

Cook and eat!

Give him a reward, I'll hit you big-headed ghost!
"take it back!"

Chen Feng angrily threw the Dielang Fist back to Nezha.

Nezha was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Chen Feng in shock, and said weakly.

"Father Chen Feng, do you think it's too little?"

"You can take these if you don't think so much." Nezha pointed to the pile of Die Lang Fist and said.

"You don't have to be embarrassed, good brother, show loyalty!"

puff!
I hate your sister!
Chen Feng almost spit out a mouthful of blood, this little Nezha, who always plays at the beach, is his brain flooded?

Brother wants him to eat this thing, what's the use?
With his hands back, Chen Feng raised his chin and said with dignity.

"Stop talking nonsense, which one of you has exercises suitable for women's practice?"

"By the way, it's a mortal woman!"

Nezha and the others were taken aback for a moment, all showing strange expressions.

"Father Chen Feng, the immortals are cut off, we can't go down to the world."

"You want to pick up girls in the lower world with your kung fu, it won't work at all!"

"I think you'd better find a fairy and make do with it."

Mo Liqing cast a look of "I understand you" at Chen Feng, raised his eyebrows and said.

Chen Feng was speechless for a while, almost collapsed.

Pick up girls?

Soak you uncle!
What kind of brain circuits do these trinkets have!
"Stop talking nonsense, just say it, is there any!" Chen Feng frowned and said majesticly.

"no!"

Several people shook their heads very simply, Qiqi said.

"Eh... none of them?" At this moment, Chen Feng was stunned.

Mo Liqing sighed, looked at Chen Feng with sympathy.

"Father Chen Feng, I understand how you feel. In fact, I have also used this trick to deceive... Ahem, I have taken care of many women."

"However, apart from Baihua Fairy's Baihua Ballad, there is no second volume in the entire Heavenly Court that is suitable for mortal women to practice."

"Unless you leave the heaven and go to the vast fairyland to find it."

When Chen Feng heard this, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said.

"What do you mean, Fairy Baihua?"

"That's right, Fairy Baihua's Baihua Ballad can be practiced by mortals." Mo Liqing said.

"Haha, that's great!" Chen Feng was overjoyed, "Which one of you can help me get Baihuayao?"

Mo Liqing and the others looked at each other, then shook their heads.

"No way?" Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, showing displeasure.

Mo Liqing hurriedly said, "Father Chen Feng, it's not that we don't help, it's because Fairy Baihua has everything we want, we can't even buy it!"

"Or, if I sacrifice my appearance to seduce her, I may succeed!" Mo Liqing said solemnly.

vomit~
Chen Feng almost vomited, and felt nauseous looking at Mo Liqing.

Nima, dare to say it.

You have a ghostly hue!

Wrong, ghosts are prettier than you!
Chen Feng frowned and thought for a while, what Mo Liqing said earlier was also correct.

Facing a person who has no desires or desires, it is really difficult to impress her.

It seems that you have to go out on your own.

"You guys, who has the means to make Baihua Fairy make a mistake."

"Then, I'll go and get her."

"Whoever's solution works, will be rewarded with a bag of spicy sticks!"

When Nezha and the others heard the word Latiao, their saliva was uncontrollably secreted, and their saliva almost flowed out.

"I have a way, I have a way!"

"I have a way too!"

"I raise my hand first, I speak first!"

"I'm a child, the adults must let the child!"

"I am an animal, you must love animals!"

The attraction of spicy strips is really too great.

Nezha and the others' eyes lit up immediately, and they fought excitedly.

"Everything is quiet!"

Chen Feng shouted loudly, Nezha and the others immediately shut up and looked at Chen Feng expectantly.

"one by one!"

After Chen Feng finished speaking, he pointed at Nezha.

"Nezha, you speak first!"

Nezha was overjoyed, couldn't help laughing, and said excitedly.

"I knew that Chen Feng's father loves me the most!"

"My solution is, I will take her to slaughter the dragon. If she doesn't go, I can bring the dragon to your door!"

puff!
Chen Feng was looking forward to it, but when he heard this, he almost fell to the ground.

Nima, what kind of bullshit method is this!
Knowing how to slay dragons and slay dragons all day long, can you be a little bit promising!
"PASS!" Chen Feng exclaimed angrily.

"Afraid of death?" Nezha was taken aback, and hurriedly said.

"I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid of anything except going to school."

Chen Feng covered his forehead, where did this shit go?
It's getting more and more unreliable.

"Let's talk!" Chen Feng didn't bother to talk to Nezha, he kept roaring and asked.

Xiaotiangou's small eyes lit up, and he cast a mocking look at Nezha first.

"Little Nezha, are you too good at talking nonsense?"

"Take Baihua Fairy to slay the dragon, thank you for thinking about it."

"I'm really worried about your IQ!"

Nezha stared at him immediately, with a dissatisfied expression on his face.

"You black dog, is it itchy!"

"Believe it or not, I slaughtered you and stewed you with dog meat?"

"Okay, stop arguing." Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Chen Feng hurriedly stopped them, and said to Xiaotiangou.

"What good way do you have, let's hear it?"

Xiao Tiangou suddenly looked serious, and said with a solemn expression.

"Father Chen Feng, I think the key to catching Fairy Baihua is to let her make mistakes without making them too serious."

"If it's too serious, she may hold a grudge and won't cooperate, and it will be hard for you to do your job then."

"The most appropriate thing is to let her make a slight mistake, and after handing over the Hundred Flowers Ballad, she can be released immediately."

"In this way, she may feel that she has been pardoned and will thank you from the bottom of her heart."

After Chen Feng listened, his eyes straightened immediately, and he looked at Xiaotiangou with a surprised expression.

"sure!"

Chen Feng couldn't help giving a thumbs up, and looked at Xiaotiangou with admiration.

Unexpectedly, Xiaotiangou was so intelligent and logical in his analysis.

"Then tell me, what can you do?"

With strong expectation in his eyes, Chen Feng asked Xiaotiangou.

The Xiaotian dog immediately stood upright, with its front paws behind its back, looking confident, shaking its head and saying.

"The method is very simple. I will come to the door in person, move it with emotion, and understand it with reason."

"Use my perfect tongue to persuade Fairy Baihua to follow me..."

Xiaotianquan paused deliberately, looked at Chen Feng with small eyes, showed a meaningful smile, and said in a wretched voice.

"Go pee at Nantianmen!"

puff!
As soon as Xiao Tiangou said that, Chen Feng sprayed it directly.

Nima!

Chen Feng looked at the proud Xiao Tiangou, wishing he could rush over and beat him.

Taking Baihua Fairy to Nantianmen to pee?

How the hell did you come up with that!

Fortunately, my brother still thinks you are smart, and has placed deep expectations on you.

Now it seems that Nezha is even less reliable than him!

Chen Feng was really speechless, kicked the Xiaotian dog to the side, and said to Mo Liqing.

"Tell me!"

Mo Liqing immediately spoke righteously, and sternly condemned Xiaotiangou in an awe-inspiring manner.

"A dog is a dog, eats shit all day long, is it also shit in the brain?"

"You still took Fairy Baihua to pee at Nantianmen, are you stupid?"

Chen Feng stood aside, nodding repeatedly.

that is!

The thing that eats shit really has no brains.

"Mo Liqing, tell him what to do!" Chen Feng exclaimed angrily.

Mo Liqing immediately raised his chin, with an angry expression on his face, and said heartbroken.

"Xiaotiangou, please use your brain before you speak in the future."

"I have to take her to Nantianmen to pee, she...to Nantianmen...isn't it good to poop?"

puff!
Nima!

As soon as Mo Liqing said this, Chen Feng fell on his back and cried in despair.

Damn, what the hell is this shit!
Is there a normal one! ! !

Chen Feng scratched his hair, going crazy.

Seeing this, Mo Liqing said excitedly.

"Father Chen Feng, do you think my method is so wonderful that you don't want to be so excited?"

I'm excited about you sir!

boom!
Chen Feng directly kicked Mo Liqing against the wall.

This guy is even more unreliable than his Xiao Tiangou.

"Tell me!"

Chen Feng pointed at Tieguai Li angrily, and frowned tightly at the same time.

Only Tieguai Li was left. If he had no other way, this matter would be difficult.

Tieguai Li, don't let me down!

PS: Guess everyone, what idea will Tieguai Li come up with?Hahaha, on the official account of "Author Wolf Smoke", it will be announced in advance! ! !
(End of this chapter)