Warden of Heaven

Chapter 1033 Pain and joy!

"Master Prison God, what advice do you have?"

Taishang Laojun smiled brightly, and asked the prison god Gao Tao.

Prison God Gao Tao said with a flattering expression.

"You said just now that you invented something that can stop the phenomenon of beating people without paying them?"

"What kind of treasure is that?"

Taishang Laojun spread his palms, and a red jacket and a pair of green trousers appeared in his palms.

"I said, it's this precious robe!"

"Ah, this color is quite unique." Gao Tao twitched the corner of his mouth and said with a sneering smile.

"You think so too?"

"It seems that our aesthetics are still very similar."

Taishang Laojun said with some surprise.

puff!
Gao Tao almost threw up, it's similar to your sister.

Can't hear it, am I being euphemistically disgusted?

Taishang Laojun leaned close to Gao Tao's ear and whispered.

"Master Prison God, let me tell you, I tailor-made this suit for you."

"As long as you wear it, anyone who dares to hit you will automatically lose money!"

"And, it fell directly into your merit stone."

"Really?!" Hearing this, Gao Tao, the God of Prison, instantly widened his eyes, revealing surprise.

Automatically drop money?

Is this too cool for him?

Taishang Laojun pulled his face and said angrily.

"You ask this, can I still lie to you?"

"The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, who doesn't know that I am the most innocent, honest and kind?"

"Why are you covering your chest?"

"No, nothing." Gao Tao resisted the urge to vomit blood, and waved his hands.

How the hell are you innocent, honest and kind?
There are no bad people in the Three Realms.

"I know, you must still not believe it."

"Or, put it on and verify it!"

"If it's fake, I'll eat it on the spot!"

Taishang Laojun handed the clothes in front of Gao Tao, with a well-thought-out plan.

Gao Tao took a look at the clothes, he was really against the color.

However, when I thought of the miraculous effect that Taishang Laojun said, I was finally moved.

Maddow, just try it.

Produced by Taishang Laojun, it should not be bad.

If there is such a miraculous effect, it will be posted in the future.

"Okay, I'll try it!"

Gao Tao took the clothes and quickly passed them on.

puff~
The prison officer next to him couldn't help but burst out laughing when he saw Gao Tao's ridiculous attire.

"What are you laughing at, you, come and hit me!"

Gao Tao's face darkened, and he yelled at the prison officer.

The prison officer quickly suppressed his smile and said timidly.

"Adults, little ones dare not."

Gao Tao stared, and said solemnly.

"Why so much nonsense?"

"Hit as soon as you are told, hurry up!"

"Wait a minute, I'll put on a hat first!"

Gao Yao took out a hat, put it on his head, and waved.

"Come, come, hit me with your most ruthless move!"

"My lord, then, then I really beat you." The prison officer swallowed and said.

"Fight, don't worry..." Before Gao Tao finished speaking, the prison officer suddenly kicked up.

"Ada!"

boom!
The prison officer kicked Gao Tao in the crotch.

What the hell!

Gao Tao let out a scream, clutched his crotch and fell to the ground, sweating profusely.

"My lord, you, are you all right?"

"It was you who said, let me hit you with the most ruthless trick."

The prison officer was terrified and at a loss what to do, he squatted in front of Gao Yao and said in panic.

Gao Tao's eyes were like knives, staring at the prison officer, unable to speak out the pain.

What an idiot you are!

Didn't I see Lao Tzu wearing a hat, you hit it on the head!

This kick killed me.

"Ding! The merit stone arrives in the account, one thousand and 230 merit points."

At this moment, an extremely pleasant voice sounded.

Gao Tao was taken aback for a moment, then excitement and ecstasy appeared in his eyes instantly.

I even forgot about the bone-piercing pain.

Quickly took out the merit stone, checked it, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Really lost money!"

"More than 1000 merit points!"

The prison officer's face changed wildly, and an ominous premonition rose in his heart.

Just now, the Taishang Laojun talked to Gao Tao, although the voice was not loud, but he also listened to the general idea.

It seems that, wearing this clown-like clothes, as long as you are beaten, the beating person will automatically lose money.

Just now, I beat the Lord Prison God, so could it be...

The prison officer hurriedly took out the merit stone and looked nervously.

Then, with a buzzing sound in his head, he knelt down on the spot.

"A merit point, my merit point!"

I saw that his merit points, which were not many at all, suddenly decreased by more than 1000.

On the account, there was less than three hundred left.

"You dropped it?"

"You really dropped it?"

Seeing the prison officer's heartbroken look, Gao Tao, the prison god, became even more excited, and asked anxiously.

"Yes, my lord, my merit points are less than 1000!"

"Please, my lord, give it back to me."

"I have an eighty-year-old mother on top, and a baby waiting to be fed..."

Snapped!
Gao Tao slapped him directly, as if he was an eighty-year-old mother.

You yourself are hundreds of years old!
"Come on, hit me again, quick!"

Gao Tao gave instructions to the prison officer.

This thing is really amazing, he has to verify it again.

Still fighting?

The prison officer cried on the spot, hugged Gao Tao's thigh, and wailed.

"My lord, I only have more than 300 merit points left."

"Please, give me a way to survive."

More than 300 merit points?

Gao Tao was taken aback for a moment, then he couldn't help turning his head, looking at the Supreme Lord.

"Old gentleman, he only has more than 300 merit points left."

"But just now, I lost more than 1000 merit points."

"It's not enough this time, will he owe me money?"

"If he doesn't pay it back, how can I ask for it?"

"Does this dress have an automatic debt collection function?"

puff!
The corner of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched, and he took a deep look at the prison god Gaotao.

Nima, this old guy seems to be more ruthless than himself!

It's not enough to make people go bankrupt, and you have to be in debt to be satisfied!
"Honey, you think too much."

"The merit point is dropped randomly, no one knows how much it will drop next time."

Taishang Laojun squinted his eyes and explained patiently to the prison god Gaotao.

"Oh, that's it!" Gao Tao was a little disappointed.

However, this is already bad enough.

"Come on, hit me, hurry up."

"I'll pay you back later!"

Now Gao Tao is very eager to feel the powerful function of this clothes.

Facing the prison officer, he hurriedly urged.

"Really?" The prison officer was overjoyed upon hearing this.

Since you will pay back your merit points in a short while, then what are the scruples?

"My lord, then I will not be polite!"

Ada!

The prison officer kicked up and kicked Gao Tao's crotch precisely.

You are paralyzed!
The prison god Gao Tao let out a scream and lay down again.

His eyes were like knives, wishing he could rush over and tear the prison officer apart.

This idiot is so useless.

You can't go anywhere else!

"Ada!"

The prison officer knew that there was no need to spend money, so he became excited all of a sudden.

When he rushed to Gao Tao's side, he jumped up and stomped hard, that's called precision.

"Oh!!!"

Gao Tao screamed, his old face was contorted.

At the same time, the melodious reminder of the merit stone also kept ringing.

"Ding! The merit stone arrives in the account, one hundred and zero merit points."

"Ding! The merit stone arrives in the account, seventeen merit points."

"Ding! The merit stone arrives in the account, 45 merit points."

……

Hearing the melodious sound of collecting money, Gao Tao felt pain in his body, but beauty in his heart.

A priceless treasure, this dress is really a priceless treasure!
Automatically collect money when you are beaten, this is the real pain and happiness!
(End of this chapter)