From Nine Uncles to Douluo Doupa's Journey to Ten Thousand Realms

Chapter 27 Old urchin

After Jiale went out, Jiang Yu knew that he must be cooking, so he went out to help. Qingqing thought that his master had rushed to find him as soon as Simu came back. He thought that he had something to say, so he went out as well. .

The four-eyed Taoist priest and Master Yixiu were left alone in the room staring at each other, as if lightning appeared out of thin air in their eyes, and they were competing with each other when they came and went.

"Sit!" said the Taoist priest with four eyes, pointing to a chair beside him, raising his brows.

Yixiu glanced at the four eyes, and said in the same way: "You sit too!"

The two sat down separately. Priest Simu changed his Taoist robe when he returned to his room just now. He rolled up his sleeves and picked up the teapot to pour tea for Master Yixiu.

Master Yixiu looked at the four-eyed priest while looking at the teacup, as if to prevent the other party from making trouble.

After Simu poured the tea, he picked up a cup, raised it up and said to Master Yixiu, "Drink tea!"

Yixiu glanced around and said with a smile, "Please!"

After speaking, he stretched out his hand to pick up the teacup on the table.

"Squeak!"

Simu lowered his arms instantly, and pressed Ikkyu's hand that picked up the teacup on the table, unable to move at all.

"You drink!" said looking at Yixiu with four eyes.

Yixiu glanced around and said, "Okay!"

As he said that, his eyes fell on his arm, and then, after taking a break, he began to slowly lift the cup upwards, and began to move it towards his mouth. At this moment, the posture of the two of them seemed to be drinking again. It's like handing over a glass of wine.

Seeing that the tea was about to be drunk, Master Ikkyu stretched his head slightly forward and closed his eyes, as if intending to taste the tea.

Seeing this, Daoist Simu hurriedly increased the strength of his arm and pulled it towards him. He pouted again and wanted to drink the tea first, but Master Yixiu couldn't do what he wanted and continued to push back.

In this way, the two of you came and went to a stalemate, and finally the two of them picked up the teacup with their other hand at the same time, and then drank it down in one gulp.

"Crack!" Four eyes put down the teacup and looked at Yixiu.

Yixiu shook the teacup in his hand, smacked his mouth, and said, "Good tea, good tea!"

Eyes narrowed slightly, and then said to Yixiu: "I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you went to the Western Paradise!"

While speaking, the four-eyed Taoist priest suddenly pushed the table in front of him, trying to make Master Yixiu make a fool of himself.

But Master Yixiu is also a practitioner after all, with quick hands and sharp eyes, he supported the table with both hands, and then said: "I have been there, but they said they want me to take you there!"

"Go on your own."

"I'm not going."

The two started pushing the table back and forth again.

The two stood up and moved around the room while pushing the table.

Suddenly Master Yixiu's eyes fell on the cactus behind the four-eyed Taoist priest, his eyes moved slightly, and then he raised his head to look at the roof and laughed.

The four-eyed Taoist priest looked at the roof with some doubts, but he was caught by Master Yixiu's trick.

I saw Master Yixiu push the table forward suddenly, Daoist Simu was caught off guard, and was pushed back against the wall by the top of the table, and his buttocks sat on the cactus all at once.

"what!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest screamed when he was pierced by the sharp thorns of the cactus. When he looked back, he was suddenly in a bad mood.

He raised his foot and kicked against the wall. With the help of force, he actually pushed the table and Master Yixiu back a long way.

Master Yixiu gradually mobilized the true energy in his body, resisted the four-eyed Taoist priest and the attacking table, and stood firm.

"Oh!"

How could an ordinary bamboo table withstand the confrontation between the two people's true energy? Together with the teapot and water cup above it, they were split into two by the true energy directly from the middle.

This scene happened to be seen by the three people who came out of the kitchen.

"Look, I said I have to change the table again!" Jia Le sighed, and said to the two of them helplessly.

After finishing speaking, Jiale put the food in his hands back into the kitchen, and then went to the utility room to move a new table. Jiang Yu followed to check, and found that there were no less than two bamboo tables in the utility room. Ten, obviously these were prepared by Jiale for Simu and Yixiu.

When Jiale moved the table and Jiang Yu and Qingqing came into the room with the food, the two of them actually began to compete with each other again.

The two palms were facing each other, and they couldn't stand each other.

"Master, Taoist priest, let's eat!" Qingqing put down the dish in her hand and said hastily.

The two glanced at the three people who were clearing the table, and immediately felt internal anger at the same time, then separated their palms, and each of them came to the table with two chairs.

After putting down the stool, the two of them put their palms on the edge of the table at the same time, as if they wanted to continue the unfinished rivalry just now.

Jia Le laughed twice, and said to his four eyes: "Master, let's eat first!"

Hearing this, Daoist Simu and Master Yixiu withdrew their palms, and then Jiang Yu and Qingqing came to the table and sat down.

Simu and Yixiu sat upright and looked at each other, but they picked up the chopsticks in their hands in unison, picked up the pumpkin porridge and planed it twice in the bowl.

Because Master Yixiu was there, Jia Le didn't cook meat dishes, and the table was full of vegetarian dishes.

Master Yixiu happened to be a little hungry, put down the bowl, and the chopsticks in his hand pinched a plate of vegetarian fried tofu in front of Simu.

"Snapped!"

Yixiu found that his chopsticks were caught by another pair, and when he looked up, he found that his four eyes were looking at him.

Jia Le, who had been tortured by the two of them, cleverly put some vegetables into the bowl, and then whispered to Qingqing beside him: "Qingqing, let's put some vegetables aside and eat!"

"Why do you want to eat at the side?" Qingqing looked at Jiale very puzzled.

Jia Le didn't explain much, and left by himself.

Jiang Yu, who has watched the movie, naturally knew that the two of them would not be able to enjoy a meal together, so he also picked up some dishes and hid aside.

In front of his apprentice, Master Yixiu couldn't do too much, so it was the four-eyed Taoist priest who was always provoking him.

After holding back and forth, Master Yixiu didn't add a dish for a long time, and Master Yixiu was a little angry.

The two began to hinder each other from picking up food.

With a "click", the four eyes pierced the chopsticks directly into the bamboo table because of excessive force, and couldn't pull them out for a while.

Qingqing pursed her lips in joy as she watched.

Taking advantage of this time, Master Yixiu picked up a piece of marinated stinky tofu, and after picking it up, he showed it to the four-eyed Taoist priest.

The four-eyed Taoist naturally didn't want the other party to be so embarrassing, so he raised his true energy in secret, and pulled out the chopsticks all at once, and suddenly gave up.

"Snapped!"

The piece of stinky tofu flew out and landed on Qingqing's face, Qingqing was about to cry now.

After all, this stinky tofu is very similar to papa in terms of color, smell and softness, especially when there is sticky viscous fermented liquid on the skin.

"Crack! Crack!"

Qingqing was hit on the face by two pieces of stinky tofu again, she couldn't help but put down the bowls and chopsticks in her hands, and stopped eating, with a mournful face, she stood up and walked outside.

Jiale said to Qingqing: "Look, I told you to stay away to eat, but you still don't listen to me."

While talking, Jiale also used chopsticks to hang the stinky tofu on Qingqing's face into his bowl.

Qingqing, who had nowhere to lose her temper, looked at Jiale coldly, stepped on her foot hard, and ran outside angrily.

"Yo Ho Ho!"

Jia Le hugged his feet and jumped up in pain.

Jiang Yu sighed secretly for Jia Le, a steel straight man, because Jiang Zi, like him, would never be able to catch up with girls.

While Jiang Yu was feeling emotional, his eyes once again fell on the battlefield between Taoist Simu and Master Yixiu.

Qingqing's departure completely cleared away the obstacles for the two of them to let go of themselves.

Instead of not letting each other pick up food now, they started throwing each other's food with their chopsticks.

While throwing it, he shouted: "Eat pickles."

"Eat dried radish!"

"I ate."

"I'll give you pickles!"

"You eat, you eat!"

"Eat it, eat it for you!"

At this moment, their faces and clothes were covered with vegetables and soup.

Daoist Simu saw a small half plate of fried peanuts in front of him, he put down his chopsticks, picked up the peanuts and splashed them on Master Yixiu's face.

Under this splash, Master Yixiu looked quite embarrassed, because even two peanuts were stuffed into his nose hole.

Master Yixiu's embarrassment immediately made the four-eyed Taoist pat the table and burst into laughter.

Master Yixiu raised his head at the right time, closed his mouth tightly, let out air through his nostrils, and with a "swish", the two peanuts stuffed into Master Yixiu's nostrils were like fired bullets. It shot into the throat of the four-eyed priest.

"Ugh!"

After swallowing the peanuts stained with Master Yixiu's snot, the four-eyed priest's eyes were a little dull.

Seeing Simu's appearance, Yixiu also laughed out loud, smiled, picked up the bowl, and said to Simu: "Come, have porridge!"

He was drinking, but he didn't know that his four legs had been raised under the table, straightened, and kicked forward.

"Ow!"

Minggen was attacked suddenly, Master Yixiu screamed at that time, but fortunately he was determined, although he poured out the porridge in the bowl, he was dodged by the four eyes that had been prepared for a long time.

Master Yixiu crossed his legs in some pain, snorted coldly, and left slowly step by step.

"Master Yixiu, are you angry?" the superior four-eyed Taoist yelled at the back of Master Yixiu with a strange smile.

However, the other party ignored him.

Seeing Jia Le standing on the side, the four-eyed Taoist couldn't help but rubbed his face, and said, "Jia Le, you are so good."

Saying that, he glanced triumphantly at Ikkyu who was walking to the distance, he looked like a proud big rooster, and went back to his room after the other party disappeared from his sight.

"These two old urchins are enough!"

Jia Le shook his head and said to Jiang Yu.

"Hehe, senior brother has experienced such things before, right?"

Jiang Yu asked while helping Jiale clean up the house.

"Yeah, the two of them will be like this as soon as they get together." Jia Le replied.

After helping Jiale pack up his things, Jiang Yu followed Jiale to the room prepared for him.

After closing the door, Jiang Yu took off his shoes, sat cross-legged on the bed, and checked his personal attributes.

Host: Jiang Yu

Race: Terran

Physique: none
Strength: The Ninth Great Consummation of the Acquired

Exercises: "Tao Jing: Body Tempering Chapter", "Hao Ran Yang Qi Jue", "Huang Ting Dao Jing"

Equipment: peach wood sword
Talisman: Vajra Talisman (first grade)
Pills: Shengjing Yiqi Pill, Wanjie Xisui Pill
Lingshi: 20 pieces (low grade)

System lottery: 2 times

System upgrade package: 1

Reputation value: 960
Number of Worlds Crossed: 1 time (randomly selected world)
Jiang Yu looked at the system upgrade progress again, and found that it was only 960/5000, and it would be a long time before the system was upgraded to level 2.

"It seems that the contribution value of completing the task is still high."

Thinking of this, Jiang Yu began to look forward to the arrival of Taoist Qianhe.

Withdrawing his distracting thoughts, Jiang Yu secretly said in his heart: "System, open the system upgrade gift package!"

"Ding dong! The system upgrade spree has been opened!"

"Ding dong! You have obtained the "Tao Sutra: Qi Refining Volume"!"

"Ding dong! You have obtained the low-grade magic weapon flying sword: dragon scale flying sword!"

"Ding dong! You have obtained the "Encyclopedia of Low-Level Spells"!"

"Ding dong! You have obtained the second-grade elixir: a bottle of Peiyuan elixir!"

"Ding dong! You have obtained 300 low-grade spirit stones!"

Jiang Yu checked the items he had obtained, and he couldn't help being quite pleasantly surprised: "Wow! There are quite a lot of things given, and the follow-up exercises of "Tao Jing" are finally available. In this way, tonight I will Able to break through the acquired body tempering realm and reach the innate Qi refining realm!"

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