From Nine Uncles to Douluo Doupa's Journey to Ten Thousand Realms
Chapter 10 Absurd
Chapter 10 Absurd
Wencai and Qiusheng opened the lid of the coffin out of curiosity, and after seeing it, they exclaimed, "Master, Mrs. Ren's body is gaining weight!"
Uncle Jiu and Jiang Yu hurried forward to check, and saw that the shriveled corpse had started to swell now, and the nails of the ten fingers of both hands had grown several centimeters out of thin air, and there was still a deep green light shining on them, as if quenched. The poisoned sharp blade was surrounded by traces of dark yin energy outside its body.
Feeling that the corpse was changing rapidly, Uncle Jiu hurriedly shouted: "Cover it up!"
Hearing this, Jiang Yu hurriedly pushed the lid of the coffin, and Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng came to their senses and helped to build the coffin together.
"Go prepare paper, pen, ink, sword!" Uncle Jiu continued to order.
"What?" Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng didn't understand, and they were still there in a daze.
Seeing this, Jiang Yu asked: "Master, is it yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife and mahogany sword?"
Uncle Jiu looked at Jiang Yu and nodded in satisfaction, and said, "That's right, that's all. Hurry up and prepare, the sooner the better, I'll seal it up."
The three of them went to pick it up separately, and quickly took five things over. Jiang Yu even went to the chicken shed to grab a mighty big rooster.
Jiang Yu directly handed the big cock to Qiu Sheng, and asked him to bleed the big cock, and then he took a pottery bowl and took half a bowl of chicken blood.
Uncle Jiu took out a yellow talisman and flicked it, only to hear a "poof", the talisman ignited a flame directly, Uncle Jiu divided his hands, the talisman divided into two flames, and the red talisman on the altar table in front of him was divided into two flames. The candle was lit, and Uncle Jiu took out three more sticks of incense, lit them on the candle, and inserted them into the incense burner.
Immediately afterwards, Uncle Jiu picked up the formula with both hands, and with a touch of his right index finger, a grain of glutinous rice flew out of the bowl of glutinous rice enshrined on the table, was lit by a candle, and finally fell into the bowl of chicken blood , and ignite it with Taoism.
This bowl of glutinous rice is not ordinary glutinous rice, it is glutinous rice that has been enshrined to the gods day and night since Uncle Jiu learned Taoism.
Seeing that the bowl of chicken blood was already boiling, Uncle Jiu quickly picked up the ink cartridge on the table, poured the black ink into the bowl, mixed it with the chicken blood, and stretched his right hand into the bowl to stir. After stirring evenly, he picked up the gossip mirror on the table and covered the bowl.
Uncle Jiu grabbed the gossip mirror and the porcelain bowl with both hands, lifted and turned it over, and turned the gossip mirror and porcelain bowl upside down, while still muttering: "Imperial order, the sun rises in the east, and I bestow a magic talisman to sweep away ominous omens." ... Subdue the demons and the dead, and turn them into auspiciousness, the Supreme Lord, I am as anxious as a law!"
At the same time, Uncle Jiu suddenly shifted the bowl downwards, and the ink mixed with chicken blood immediately flowed into a prepared ink fountain. The ink fountain was filled with the ink made by Uncle Jiu. It has the function of measuring the righteousness of the world and can block ghost zombies.
"Shh!"
Uncle Jiu let out a breath of foul air slowly, then handed the ink fountain to Qiu Sheng, and ordered: "You and Wen Cai go play it on top of the coffin. me!"
Because of a busy day and what he did just now, Uncle Nine consumed a lot of energy, so he left after explaining to the two of them. He needs to recover well before continuing with the next steps.
Jiang Yu, who had watched the movie, was not worried about the two of them, and said from the side: "Senior brothers, there is also a thread under the coffin, don't let it come out and hurt people!"
"Okay, I got it!" Qiusheng replied, because of some things, he was very convinced of Jiang Yu, and he planned to ask Jiang Yu later.
Not long after, the two of them covered the entire coffin with black lines. Of course, because of Jiang Yu's reminder, even the bottom of the coffin was covered. These black ink lines were intertwined, and finally formed outside the coffin. An ink net.
Jiang Yu watched the two play, and he didn't understand it himself, so he didn't check it. Just like that, the three of them walked out together.
After coming out, Qiusheng handed the bloody rooster to Wencai, and said, "Wencai, anyway, this chicken is used up, and we haven't had dinner yet, so let's make this chicken and eat it, my god!" It's hot, if you don't make it quickly, it will be wasted!"
"Just let me cook. You guys have eaten me for so many years, and you haven't cooked yet." Wencai muttered, and left. He also knew that Qiusheng couldn't cook at all.
Seeing Wen Cai go away, Qiu Sheng secretly pulled Jiang Yu's clothes off, and said, "Junior brother, let's talk!"
"Huh? What's the matter with you? Brother Qiusheng!" Jiang Yu turned his head and asked with some doubts.
"This……"
Qiu Sheng hesitated and hesitated a bit, or said he didn't know where to start.
Jiang Yu stared at Qiusheng for a long time, and suddenly his mind flashed, he looked at Qiusheng blankly and asked: "Could it be that when senior brother was burning incense at the grave, something strange happened?"
"Yeah yeah."
Qiu Sheng nodded quickly, and after looking around, he whispered in Jiang Yu's ear: "Junior brother, when I was burning incense to a young woman, I suddenly heard a woman say thank you again, I am I don’t know if it’s an auditory hallucination!”
"I reminded you, but you haven't avoided it yet, it's really..."
The corner of Jiang Yu's mouth twitched, and he asked, "Then did you say something nonsense?"
"No nonsense."
"That shouldn't be!" Jiang Yu was a little puzzled.
Qiu Sheng scratched his head, and said again: "It's just a sigh, it's a waste to die at such a young age..."
Jiang Yu shook his head and said, "Didn't I tell you not to talk nonsense? Are you not afraid that she will come to you?"
Qiu Sheng smiled and said, "I'm not afraid, even if such a young and beautiful woman turns into a ghost and comes looking for me, I'm not afraid!"
"puff!"
Jiang Yu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. He held his forehead with his right hand and was completely speechless to Qiu Sheng. Let Uncle Jiu get rid of the female ghost. Fortunately, the female ghost only absorbed Qiu Sheng's energy and did not harm his life. This is one of the reasons why Uncle Jiu did not kill it all.
After a while, Wen Cai stewed the chicken with potatoes, stir-fried lettuce, sliced some bacon, and called everyone to eat together.
After dinner, Qiu Sheng said he wanted to go back, but Jiang Yu stayed behind on the excuse that the Yizhuang was busy recently.
Because Uncle Jiu wanted to recover his mana, Jiang Yu and the three of them took turns to take care of Old Master Ren's coffin at night.
Jiang Yu also thought about practicing in the dead of night, so he chose the first caregiver.
Jiang Yu sat on the chair, looked at the tightly closed coffin, and then entered the system panel. It turned out that it was a system email he received after he failed to persuade Mr. Ren.
"Check system mail!"
"Ding Dong, complete the immediate plot task [Discourage Master Ren], task completion degree C, and reward 50 reputation points."
"Hey, there are only 700 reputation points now." Jiang Yu sighed and began to check the system's mall.
Visiting the system mall is like visiting Taobao Jingdong. It is very time-consuming. Before Jiang Yu felt any better, Qiu Sheng walked in and said that it was his turn to guard.
Because Qiusheng is more experienced than himself, Jiang Yu naturally wouldn't tell him what to do. Moreover, when he came to Yizhuang guarded by Uncle Jiu, he naturally wouldn't worry about that female ghost coming to seduce Qiusheng.
After Jiang Yu returned to his room, he thought that he had filled in the gaps for Wencai and Qiusheng, and they would live in peace since then, so he swallowed a Body Tempering Pill and began to enter the state of cultivation.
Not far from Yizhuang, four figures slowly walked out of the mist carrying a sedan chair. The people carrying the sedan chair were all dressed in clothes from the Qing Dynasty, with red blush on their faces. If you look carefully, You can see that they are not walking, but floating with their feet off the ground.
The sedan chair finally stopped in front of Yizhuang. A young woman in a red dowry of splendid embroidery opened the curtain and slowly walked down from the sedan chair. Although her face was not beautiful, it could only be called delicate, but she There is a different kind of temptation, but it doesn't look real to people, but gives people a slightly illusory feeling.
The illusory young woman waved her white hand, and the four sedan chair bearers and the sedan chair she was riding on disappeared out of thin air, as if they had never appeared before, and she herself floated into the Yizhuang.
As soon as the woman entered the courtyard, she felt a powerful aura in one of the rooms. She knew that with her strength, she was not enough to fight the opponent.
Avoiding the man's room, the woman quietly came to Jiang Yu's room, felt it carefully, and said inwardly: "What a powerful force of blood, if I can absorb his essence, I will definitely be able to One more, but, with my current strength, I am afraid that I will be burned by the power of this blood!"
"yawn!"
At this moment, Qiu Sheng came out of the morgue with a yawn, and walked towards the back, intending to go to the toilet to relieve himself.
Qiu Sheng's actions attracted the woman's attention, and the woman followed Qiu Sheng and drifted away.
Now that Qiu Sheng has not broken his body, so his urine is still a child's urine, the woman seemed to be scrupulous, and did not approach, but waited until after Qiu Sheng finished urinating, and then suddenly appeared in front of Qiu Sheng, hypnotized him, and He took Qiusheng out of Yi Zhuang and walked into the bushes not far from Yi Zhuang.
After Qiusheng left, the old man Ren in the coffin regained his consciousness, and when he was about to move, he found that the space in the coffin was too small to move at all.
"Crack! Crunch!"
Old Mr. Ren slowly raised his arms, a force surged from his body, poured into his arms, lifted the coffin lid, and his two claws directly protruded from the gap.
"laugh!"
The old man Ren's claws touched the ink fountain lines outside the coffin, and those ink fountain threads immediately emitted a burst of red light. Under the light of the red light, a burst of black smoke burst out from his claws, and he quickly retracted it.
Fortunately, the existence of the ink fountain line made it unable to break free from the coffin completely. However, it still tried to expand the gap as much as possible, so as to speed up the absorption of the originally blocked heaven, earth and moonlight, and speed up its own transformation.
As he continued to absorb the yin energy of the sky, the moon, and the night, the nails on the old man's claws began to grow longer and sharper and stronger, and the fangs in his mouth suddenly grew sharply, revealing a gloomy look. the chill.
It took about two hours before Qiu Sheng came back from the outside. Now his complexion is a little sallow, he looks extremely bad, he looks listless, his legs are still wobbling when he walks.
Old Master Ren seemed to have sensed something, and slowly lowered the coffin lid.
After returning to the morgue, Qiu Sheng didn't check the coffin, and started snoring within a few minutes of sitting on the chair.
After a while, there was only a "creak" sound, and Uncle Jiu walked in with a kerosene lamp. First, he lit it with the kerosene lamp, and walked around the outside of Mrs. Ren's coffin, and found that there was nothing wrong, so he was relieved .
When he came to the side, seeing Qiu Sheng fell asleep sitting up, he couldn't help shaking his head, then patted Qiu Sheng, and shouted: "Qiu Sheng, wake up! Wake up!"
"Ok?"
Qiu Sheng rubbed his sleepy eyes, looked up and found that it was Uncle Jiu, and then asked, "Master? Why are you here?"
Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "I'm a little worried, so I came over to have a look. Since I'm sleepy, let Wencai come over to replace you!"
"Yes, Master!"
Qiu Sheng stood up and walked out with Uncle Jiu. Not long after, Wen Cai also came in yawning. After sitting on the chair, he fell asleep not long after.
After Wencai fell asleep, the coffin lid was pushed up again at some point.
Jiang Yu didn't know what happened outside because he was immersed in cultivation.
In one night, he refined two Body Tempering Pills one after another, completely completed the first level of training marrow, and his strength has made great progress again.
(╥╯^╰╥)
3700 words in one chapter, the author is holding a broken pottery bowl and squatting on the ground, begging for recommendation tickets from everyone
(End of this chapter)
Wencai and Qiusheng opened the lid of the coffin out of curiosity, and after seeing it, they exclaimed, "Master, Mrs. Ren's body is gaining weight!"
Uncle Jiu and Jiang Yu hurried forward to check, and saw that the shriveled corpse had started to swell now, and the nails of the ten fingers of both hands had grown several centimeters out of thin air, and there was still a deep green light shining on them, as if quenched. The poisoned sharp blade was surrounded by traces of dark yin energy outside its body.
Feeling that the corpse was changing rapidly, Uncle Jiu hurriedly shouted: "Cover it up!"
Hearing this, Jiang Yu hurriedly pushed the lid of the coffin, and Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng came to their senses and helped to build the coffin together.
"Go prepare paper, pen, ink, sword!" Uncle Jiu continued to order.
"What?" Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng didn't understand, and they were still there in a daze.
Seeing this, Jiang Yu asked: "Master, is it yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife and mahogany sword?"
Uncle Jiu looked at Jiang Yu and nodded in satisfaction, and said, "That's right, that's all. Hurry up and prepare, the sooner the better, I'll seal it up."
The three of them went to pick it up separately, and quickly took five things over. Jiang Yu even went to the chicken shed to grab a mighty big rooster.
Jiang Yu directly handed the big cock to Qiu Sheng, and asked him to bleed the big cock, and then he took a pottery bowl and took half a bowl of chicken blood.
Uncle Jiu took out a yellow talisman and flicked it, only to hear a "poof", the talisman ignited a flame directly, Uncle Jiu divided his hands, the talisman divided into two flames, and the red talisman on the altar table in front of him was divided into two flames. The candle was lit, and Uncle Jiu took out three more sticks of incense, lit them on the candle, and inserted them into the incense burner.
Immediately afterwards, Uncle Jiu picked up the formula with both hands, and with a touch of his right index finger, a grain of glutinous rice flew out of the bowl of glutinous rice enshrined on the table, was lit by a candle, and finally fell into the bowl of chicken blood , and ignite it with Taoism.
This bowl of glutinous rice is not ordinary glutinous rice, it is glutinous rice that has been enshrined to the gods day and night since Uncle Jiu learned Taoism.
Seeing that the bowl of chicken blood was already boiling, Uncle Jiu quickly picked up the ink cartridge on the table, poured the black ink into the bowl, mixed it with the chicken blood, and stretched his right hand into the bowl to stir. After stirring evenly, he picked up the gossip mirror on the table and covered the bowl.
Uncle Jiu grabbed the gossip mirror and the porcelain bowl with both hands, lifted and turned it over, and turned the gossip mirror and porcelain bowl upside down, while still muttering: "Imperial order, the sun rises in the east, and I bestow a magic talisman to sweep away ominous omens." ... Subdue the demons and the dead, and turn them into auspiciousness, the Supreme Lord, I am as anxious as a law!"
At the same time, Uncle Jiu suddenly shifted the bowl downwards, and the ink mixed with chicken blood immediately flowed into a prepared ink fountain. The ink fountain was filled with the ink made by Uncle Jiu. It has the function of measuring the righteousness of the world and can block ghost zombies.
"Shh!"
Uncle Jiu let out a breath of foul air slowly, then handed the ink fountain to Qiu Sheng, and ordered: "You and Wen Cai go play it on top of the coffin. me!"
Because of a busy day and what he did just now, Uncle Nine consumed a lot of energy, so he left after explaining to the two of them. He needs to recover well before continuing with the next steps.
Jiang Yu, who had watched the movie, was not worried about the two of them, and said from the side: "Senior brothers, there is also a thread under the coffin, don't let it come out and hurt people!"
"Okay, I got it!" Qiusheng replied, because of some things, he was very convinced of Jiang Yu, and he planned to ask Jiang Yu later.
Not long after, the two of them covered the entire coffin with black lines. Of course, because of Jiang Yu's reminder, even the bottom of the coffin was covered. These black ink lines were intertwined, and finally formed outside the coffin. An ink net.
Jiang Yu watched the two play, and he didn't understand it himself, so he didn't check it. Just like that, the three of them walked out together.
After coming out, Qiusheng handed the bloody rooster to Wencai, and said, "Wencai, anyway, this chicken is used up, and we haven't had dinner yet, so let's make this chicken and eat it, my god!" It's hot, if you don't make it quickly, it will be wasted!"
"Just let me cook. You guys have eaten me for so many years, and you haven't cooked yet." Wencai muttered, and left. He also knew that Qiusheng couldn't cook at all.
Seeing Wen Cai go away, Qiu Sheng secretly pulled Jiang Yu's clothes off, and said, "Junior brother, let's talk!"
"Huh? What's the matter with you? Brother Qiusheng!" Jiang Yu turned his head and asked with some doubts.
"This……"
Qiu Sheng hesitated and hesitated a bit, or said he didn't know where to start.
Jiang Yu stared at Qiusheng for a long time, and suddenly his mind flashed, he looked at Qiusheng blankly and asked: "Could it be that when senior brother was burning incense at the grave, something strange happened?"
"Yeah yeah."
Qiu Sheng nodded quickly, and after looking around, he whispered in Jiang Yu's ear: "Junior brother, when I was burning incense to a young woman, I suddenly heard a woman say thank you again, I am I don’t know if it’s an auditory hallucination!”
"I reminded you, but you haven't avoided it yet, it's really..."
The corner of Jiang Yu's mouth twitched, and he asked, "Then did you say something nonsense?"
"No nonsense."
"That shouldn't be!" Jiang Yu was a little puzzled.
Qiu Sheng scratched his head, and said again: "It's just a sigh, it's a waste to die at such a young age..."
Jiang Yu shook his head and said, "Didn't I tell you not to talk nonsense? Are you not afraid that she will come to you?"
Qiu Sheng smiled and said, "I'm not afraid, even if such a young and beautiful woman turns into a ghost and comes looking for me, I'm not afraid!"
"puff!"
Jiang Yu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. He held his forehead with his right hand and was completely speechless to Qiu Sheng. Let Uncle Jiu get rid of the female ghost. Fortunately, the female ghost only absorbed Qiu Sheng's energy and did not harm his life. This is one of the reasons why Uncle Jiu did not kill it all.
After a while, Wen Cai stewed the chicken with potatoes, stir-fried lettuce, sliced some bacon, and called everyone to eat together.
After dinner, Qiu Sheng said he wanted to go back, but Jiang Yu stayed behind on the excuse that the Yizhuang was busy recently.
Because Uncle Jiu wanted to recover his mana, Jiang Yu and the three of them took turns to take care of Old Master Ren's coffin at night.
Jiang Yu also thought about practicing in the dead of night, so he chose the first caregiver.
Jiang Yu sat on the chair, looked at the tightly closed coffin, and then entered the system panel. It turned out that it was a system email he received after he failed to persuade Mr. Ren.
"Check system mail!"
"Ding Dong, complete the immediate plot task [Discourage Master Ren], task completion degree C, and reward 50 reputation points."
"Hey, there are only 700 reputation points now." Jiang Yu sighed and began to check the system's mall.
Visiting the system mall is like visiting Taobao Jingdong. It is very time-consuming. Before Jiang Yu felt any better, Qiu Sheng walked in and said that it was his turn to guard.
Because Qiusheng is more experienced than himself, Jiang Yu naturally wouldn't tell him what to do. Moreover, when he came to Yizhuang guarded by Uncle Jiu, he naturally wouldn't worry about that female ghost coming to seduce Qiusheng.
After Jiang Yu returned to his room, he thought that he had filled in the gaps for Wencai and Qiusheng, and they would live in peace since then, so he swallowed a Body Tempering Pill and began to enter the state of cultivation.
Not far from Yizhuang, four figures slowly walked out of the mist carrying a sedan chair. The people carrying the sedan chair were all dressed in clothes from the Qing Dynasty, with red blush on their faces. If you look carefully, You can see that they are not walking, but floating with their feet off the ground.
The sedan chair finally stopped in front of Yizhuang. A young woman in a red dowry of splendid embroidery opened the curtain and slowly walked down from the sedan chair. Although her face was not beautiful, it could only be called delicate, but she There is a different kind of temptation, but it doesn't look real to people, but gives people a slightly illusory feeling.
The illusory young woman waved her white hand, and the four sedan chair bearers and the sedan chair she was riding on disappeared out of thin air, as if they had never appeared before, and she herself floated into the Yizhuang.
As soon as the woman entered the courtyard, she felt a powerful aura in one of the rooms. She knew that with her strength, she was not enough to fight the opponent.
Avoiding the man's room, the woman quietly came to Jiang Yu's room, felt it carefully, and said inwardly: "What a powerful force of blood, if I can absorb his essence, I will definitely be able to One more, but, with my current strength, I am afraid that I will be burned by the power of this blood!"
"yawn!"
At this moment, Qiu Sheng came out of the morgue with a yawn, and walked towards the back, intending to go to the toilet to relieve himself.
Qiu Sheng's actions attracted the woman's attention, and the woman followed Qiu Sheng and drifted away.
Now that Qiu Sheng has not broken his body, so his urine is still a child's urine, the woman seemed to be scrupulous, and did not approach, but waited until after Qiu Sheng finished urinating, and then suddenly appeared in front of Qiu Sheng, hypnotized him, and He took Qiusheng out of Yi Zhuang and walked into the bushes not far from Yi Zhuang.
After Qiusheng left, the old man Ren in the coffin regained his consciousness, and when he was about to move, he found that the space in the coffin was too small to move at all.
"Crack! Crunch!"
Old Mr. Ren slowly raised his arms, a force surged from his body, poured into his arms, lifted the coffin lid, and his two claws directly protruded from the gap.
"laugh!"
The old man Ren's claws touched the ink fountain lines outside the coffin, and those ink fountain threads immediately emitted a burst of red light. Under the light of the red light, a burst of black smoke burst out from his claws, and he quickly retracted it.
Fortunately, the existence of the ink fountain line made it unable to break free from the coffin completely. However, it still tried to expand the gap as much as possible, so as to speed up the absorption of the originally blocked heaven, earth and moonlight, and speed up its own transformation.
As he continued to absorb the yin energy of the sky, the moon, and the night, the nails on the old man's claws began to grow longer and sharper and stronger, and the fangs in his mouth suddenly grew sharply, revealing a gloomy look. the chill.
It took about two hours before Qiu Sheng came back from the outside. Now his complexion is a little sallow, he looks extremely bad, he looks listless, his legs are still wobbling when he walks.
Old Master Ren seemed to have sensed something, and slowly lowered the coffin lid.
After returning to the morgue, Qiu Sheng didn't check the coffin, and started snoring within a few minutes of sitting on the chair.
After a while, there was only a "creak" sound, and Uncle Jiu walked in with a kerosene lamp. First, he lit it with the kerosene lamp, and walked around the outside of Mrs. Ren's coffin, and found that there was nothing wrong, so he was relieved .
When he came to the side, seeing Qiu Sheng fell asleep sitting up, he couldn't help shaking his head, then patted Qiu Sheng, and shouted: "Qiu Sheng, wake up! Wake up!"
"Ok?"
Qiu Sheng rubbed his sleepy eyes, looked up and found that it was Uncle Jiu, and then asked, "Master? Why are you here?"
Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "I'm a little worried, so I came over to have a look. Since I'm sleepy, let Wencai come over to replace you!"
"Yes, Master!"
Qiu Sheng stood up and walked out with Uncle Jiu. Not long after, Wen Cai also came in yawning. After sitting on the chair, he fell asleep not long after.
After Wencai fell asleep, the coffin lid was pushed up again at some point.
Jiang Yu didn't know what happened outside because he was immersed in cultivation.
In one night, he refined two Body Tempering Pills one after another, completely completed the first level of training marrow, and his strength has made great progress again.
(╥╯^╰╥)
3700 words in one chapter, the author is holding a broken pottery bowl and squatting on the ground, begging for recommendation tickets from everyone
(End of this chapter)
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