Mercenaries of the Heavens
Chapter 131 It's real, Captain!you are straight
Chapter 131 It's real, Captain!you are straight
Wang Zhi scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "But I don't know how to chase girls!"
When the mother heard this, she knocked Wang Zhi on the head angrily, and said:
"No, I'll teach you! Tell me first, are you willing to get along with her?"
Wang Zhi looked at the kitchen again, bowed his head and thought for a while, thinking:
This Qin Qing is pretty, and she does housework well, and my mother likes her too, or else, I'll give it a try!
Thinking of this, Wang Zhi said: "Okay! But Mom, I really don't know how to chase girls!"
Mom: "I'll make arrangements for you, so that after dinner, you can take her to the movies!"
Wang Zhi: "No, mom, I have to learn the piano soon! Are we in a hurry, I think we should wait until the evening!"
As soon as the mother heard Wang Zhi's words, she knew that her son was afraid, so she slapped Wang Zhi on the head with hatred, and said fiercely:
"Listen to me, you can learn the piano anytime, just take Qin Qing to the movies if you stay for a while!"
Seeing his mother's anger, Wang Zhi could only agree aggrievedly: "Oh!"
Seeing that Wang Zhi agreed to ask Qin Qing to go out to watch a movie, my mother stood up and went to the kitchen satisfied.
After a while, the sound of talking and laughing came from the kitchen.
Wang Zhi sat on the sofa and watched TV, thinking that Zhuo Yifan is a playboy with rich experience in chasing girls, so he asked Zhuo Yifan for advice on the channel in his mind.
Wang Zhi: Fanzi, are you there?
Zhuo Yifan: Yes, boss.Is there a problem?
Monk: The boss is online too!
Wang Zhi: My mother asked me to ask a girl out to a movie, and I have no idea how to ask her out!
Zhuo Yifan: Wow, captain, are you going to have a girlfriend?Congratulations, Boss is getting out of the order!
Monk: Well, hey, Captain, I also want to have a girlfriend.
Zhuo Yifan: By the way, boss, is that girl pretty?What is it for?
Wang Zhi: Oh, she!Her name is Qin Qing, and she studies classical music!Just a few months ago!I asked her to be my guzheng teacher, and I will teach her Chinese martial arts.man!It must be said that it is very beautiful!
Zhuo Yifan: Wow, Captain, you are so close to the water!Since people are beautiful, don't let them go!
Monk: I'm so envious!I also want someone to teach me how to play the piano~~ Well, girlfriend!
Wang Zhi: Well, that~~~ I have never been alone with a girl!
Zhuo Yifan: Then, Captain, do you like her?
Wang Zhi: I don’t know!It's just that I'm used to having someone like her at home!
Zhuo Yifan: Oh, habit is often the beginning of liking someone!Boss, you have already started to like her.
Wang Zhi: Really?Doesn’t it always say in novels that you have to have a feeling of heartbeat to be considered a liking?
Zhuo Yifan: It’s called love at first sight. Most people get used to the existence of a certain person in their daily relationship. They don’t realize that they can’t leave that person until one day when they can’t see him or her. This is the correct way to open like one!
Monk: So profound, I don’t understand!However, it sounds very reasonable!
Zhuo Yifan: Then, captain!What is your situation?
Wang Zhi: I don’t know, except for mission time, she has been coming to my house every day for several months.
Zhuo Yifan: Then do you have the feeling that if you don't see each other every day, it feels like three autumns?
Wang Zhi: Uh!no!
Zhuo Yifan: It's solid, captain!You are straight!You want to find someone, it's hard!
Wang Zhi: What's wrong with me being a straight man?I'm straight, I'm proud!I don't know how to make a girlfriend, it's a big deal, I just don't look for it!
Zhuo Yifan: Hey, hey!Don't be angry!team leader!In this way, you recall her appearance in your mind, and see if you can immediately recall her appearance, and it is still very clear!
Wang Zhi: Your statement is very unreliable to me!Don't you know I have a super memory?Everything I have seen, I will remember very clearly!
Zhuo Yifan: Then there is no other way!Captain, you don't even know whether you like someone or not, and I can't help you either!
Wang Zhi: The problem is, my mom wants me to ask her out to watch a movie!I'm so panicked, I don't know what to do!
Monk: Is that a problem?If you have a chance, slowly cultivate your feelings!
Wang Zhi:. . . . . .
Zhuo Yifan:. . . . . . .
Monk: Am I wrong?Don't feelings develop slowly?
Zhuo Yifan: Monk, I really want to give you a thumbs up!What you said is so fucking right, love at first sight is after all rare!Captain, since you don't hate her and you've been together for several months, then boldly ask her out and try everywhere with her!
Wang Zhi: Can I?
Zhuo Yifan: No problem, Captain!You are a man who has fought zombie ghosts!I trust you, Captain!
Wang Zhi: That~~~I~~ don’t know, what should I do when watching a movie!
Zhuo Yifan: I just care about her!Start small.For example: Get out of the car and open the door for her!Before watching a movie, buy her favorite snacks and drinks!Be gentle when talking to her!wait~
Wang Zhi: Ah!Is it so troublesome?I can't do it!
Zhuo Yifan: I am convinced, captain!Your straight male attributes are simply invincible!How about this, Captain, don't turn off the channel, so, I can hear all your conversations, and I will be your relationship consultant, and I will give you advice at any time!
Wang Zhi: Impossible. In this case, wouldn't all my privacy be known to you?
Zhuo Yifan: Captain, don't you want to end being single?Most importantly, give your mother an explanation?
Wang Zhi: Uh!yes!There is also my mother's business here!
At this time, the mother's voice came from the kitchen: "It's time to eat, son!"
Wang Zhi immediately agreed, "Here we are!", and without turning off the channel, he got up and went to the restaurant.
After the three sat down, the mother pointed to the dishes on the table and said to Wang Zhi:
"Son, Qin Qing made this 'stir-fried pork with green bamboo shoots', try it, how does it taste! And this 'braised pork' is also made by Qin Qing, son, try it!"
Listening to his mother's introduction, Wang Zhi didn't know what to do when Zhuo Yifan's voice sounded on the channel.
Zhuo Yifan: Boss, it seems that your mother is really satisfied with that girl named Qin Qing!
Wang Zhi: That’s it, that’s why I have a headache!Is it not good for me to be free alone?You have to let me hang out with her!I am so difficult!
Monk: Captain, you are born in a blessing and don't know your blessing!I also want to have a mother who cares about me and worries about my life-long events!
Zhuo Yifan: Monk, you are about to relapse at this time!You are in danger, you don't want to be a monk anymore?
Monk: Cut, from the moment I picked up the gun to kill the devil, I am no longer a monk!Since I am no longer a monk, why can't I consider the matter of carrying on the family line?
Zhuo Yifan: That's right, in those days, one had to work hard to survive!Sorry, I shouldn't have teased you, Monk!
Monk: It's okay, they are all people who crawled out of the dead, I'm not so stingy!
All kinds of requests for new books!
(End of this chapter)
Wang Zhi scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "But I don't know how to chase girls!"
When the mother heard this, she knocked Wang Zhi on the head angrily, and said:
"No, I'll teach you! Tell me first, are you willing to get along with her?"
Wang Zhi looked at the kitchen again, bowed his head and thought for a while, thinking:
This Qin Qing is pretty, and she does housework well, and my mother likes her too, or else, I'll give it a try!
Thinking of this, Wang Zhi said: "Okay! But Mom, I really don't know how to chase girls!"
Mom: "I'll make arrangements for you, so that after dinner, you can take her to the movies!"
Wang Zhi: "No, mom, I have to learn the piano soon! Are we in a hurry, I think we should wait until the evening!"
As soon as the mother heard Wang Zhi's words, she knew that her son was afraid, so she slapped Wang Zhi on the head with hatred, and said fiercely:
"Listen to me, you can learn the piano anytime, just take Qin Qing to the movies if you stay for a while!"
Seeing his mother's anger, Wang Zhi could only agree aggrievedly: "Oh!"
Seeing that Wang Zhi agreed to ask Qin Qing to go out to watch a movie, my mother stood up and went to the kitchen satisfied.
After a while, the sound of talking and laughing came from the kitchen.
Wang Zhi sat on the sofa and watched TV, thinking that Zhuo Yifan is a playboy with rich experience in chasing girls, so he asked Zhuo Yifan for advice on the channel in his mind.
Wang Zhi: Fanzi, are you there?
Zhuo Yifan: Yes, boss.Is there a problem?
Monk: The boss is online too!
Wang Zhi: My mother asked me to ask a girl out to a movie, and I have no idea how to ask her out!
Zhuo Yifan: Wow, captain, are you going to have a girlfriend?Congratulations, Boss is getting out of the order!
Monk: Well, hey, Captain, I also want to have a girlfriend.
Zhuo Yifan: By the way, boss, is that girl pretty?What is it for?
Wang Zhi: Oh, she!Her name is Qin Qing, and she studies classical music!Just a few months ago!I asked her to be my guzheng teacher, and I will teach her Chinese martial arts.man!It must be said that it is very beautiful!
Zhuo Yifan: Wow, Captain, you are so close to the water!Since people are beautiful, don't let them go!
Monk: I'm so envious!I also want someone to teach me how to play the piano~~ Well, girlfriend!
Wang Zhi: Well, that~~~ I have never been alone with a girl!
Zhuo Yifan: Then, Captain, do you like her?
Wang Zhi: I don’t know!It's just that I'm used to having someone like her at home!
Zhuo Yifan: Oh, habit is often the beginning of liking someone!Boss, you have already started to like her.
Wang Zhi: Really?Doesn’t it always say in novels that you have to have a feeling of heartbeat to be considered a liking?
Zhuo Yifan: It’s called love at first sight. Most people get used to the existence of a certain person in their daily relationship. They don’t realize that they can’t leave that person until one day when they can’t see him or her. This is the correct way to open like one!
Monk: So profound, I don’t understand!However, it sounds very reasonable!
Zhuo Yifan: Then, captain!What is your situation?
Wang Zhi: I don’t know, except for mission time, she has been coming to my house every day for several months.
Zhuo Yifan: Then do you have the feeling that if you don't see each other every day, it feels like three autumns?
Wang Zhi: Uh!no!
Zhuo Yifan: It's solid, captain!You are straight!You want to find someone, it's hard!
Wang Zhi: What's wrong with me being a straight man?I'm straight, I'm proud!I don't know how to make a girlfriend, it's a big deal, I just don't look for it!
Zhuo Yifan: Hey, hey!Don't be angry!team leader!In this way, you recall her appearance in your mind, and see if you can immediately recall her appearance, and it is still very clear!
Wang Zhi: Your statement is very unreliable to me!Don't you know I have a super memory?Everything I have seen, I will remember very clearly!
Zhuo Yifan: Then there is no other way!Captain, you don't even know whether you like someone or not, and I can't help you either!
Wang Zhi: The problem is, my mom wants me to ask her out to watch a movie!I'm so panicked, I don't know what to do!
Monk: Is that a problem?If you have a chance, slowly cultivate your feelings!
Wang Zhi:. . . . . .
Zhuo Yifan:. . . . . . .
Monk: Am I wrong?Don't feelings develop slowly?
Zhuo Yifan: Monk, I really want to give you a thumbs up!What you said is so fucking right, love at first sight is after all rare!Captain, since you don't hate her and you've been together for several months, then boldly ask her out and try everywhere with her!
Wang Zhi: Can I?
Zhuo Yifan: No problem, Captain!You are a man who has fought zombie ghosts!I trust you, Captain!
Wang Zhi: That~~~I~~ don’t know, what should I do when watching a movie!
Zhuo Yifan: I just care about her!Start small.For example: Get out of the car and open the door for her!Before watching a movie, buy her favorite snacks and drinks!Be gentle when talking to her!wait~
Wang Zhi: Ah!Is it so troublesome?I can't do it!
Zhuo Yifan: I am convinced, captain!Your straight male attributes are simply invincible!How about this, Captain, don't turn off the channel, so, I can hear all your conversations, and I will be your relationship consultant, and I will give you advice at any time!
Wang Zhi: Impossible. In this case, wouldn't all my privacy be known to you?
Zhuo Yifan: Captain, don't you want to end being single?Most importantly, give your mother an explanation?
Wang Zhi: Uh!yes!There is also my mother's business here!
At this time, the mother's voice came from the kitchen: "It's time to eat, son!"
Wang Zhi immediately agreed, "Here we are!", and without turning off the channel, he got up and went to the restaurant.
After the three sat down, the mother pointed to the dishes on the table and said to Wang Zhi:
"Son, Qin Qing made this 'stir-fried pork with green bamboo shoots', try it, how does it taste! And this 'braised pork' is also made by Qin Qing, son, try it!"
Listening to his mother's introduction, Wang Zhi didn't know what to do when Zhuo Yifan's voice sounded on the channel.
Zhuo Yifan: Boss, it seems that your mother is really satisfied with that girl named Qin Qing!
Wang Zhi: That’s it, that’s why I have a headache!Is it not good for me to be free alone?You have to let me hang out with her!I am so difficult!
Monk: Captain, you are born in a blessing and don't know your blessing!I also want to have a mother who cares about me and worries about my life-long events!
Zhuo Yifan: Monk, you are about to relapse at this time!You are in danger, you don't want to be a monk anymore?
Monk: Cut, from the moment I picked up the gun to kill the devil, I am no longer a monk!Since I am no longer a monk, why can't I consider the matter of carrying on the family line?
Zhuo Yifan: That's right, in those days, one had to work hard to survive!Sorry, I shouldn't have teased you, Monk!
Monk: It's okay, they are all people who crawled out of the dead, I'm not so stingy!
All kinds of requests for new books!
(End of this chapter)
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