Datang Almighty Dad
Chapter 91 Battlefield 2 Stupid Chapter Comes
Chapter 91
"Master, come and pick me, come and pick me..."
"No, master, pick me first, pick me first..."
……
As soon as Li Yuanying entered the plantation, these voices buzzed in Li Yuanying's ears. Looking up, all the plants were swaying with the breeze. This is not swaying, it is clearly saluting and shouting to herself.
Now Li Yuanying was completely dumbfounded, this master of plants and trees is too powerful, can I hear flowers, plants and trees talking?Old man, is this okay?I seriously suspect that I have come to a fantasy world.
But the reality gave him a resounding mouth, and the system didn't pay attention to him at all. It seemed that he was still the same Datang, and he could only be blamed on his 'unique talent'.
After chatting with a group of plants in the plantation for a while, Li Yuanying almost figured out the meaning of the Lord of Plants, and immediately found it amusing. Unfortunately, it was getting late and I had to cook for my daughter. I will study it slowly later.
Since then, Li Yuanying has planted flowers and plants all around. Because of the talent of the master of plants, no matter what he plants, the survival rate is [-]%. Plants, he can rejuvenate and revive them.
Others think that this prince has two hobbies, one is cooking, and the other is planting flowers and plants, but they don't know that all the flowers and plants are Li Yuanying's personal camera. System, there is no more secrets that can be kept from Li Yuanying.
Early the next morning, Yuwen Chengdu and Fang Yiai came back exhausted.
Li Yuanying had just prepared breakfast, and asked in confusion: "Why are you in such a mess? Didn't you say that you had won a big victory when you came back early in the morning? The King of Huai'an didn't celebrate your achievements? It looks like you were tortured just now."
Fang Yiai sat down, panting and said: "Master, you don't know, why not use torture. This night almost exhausted me and my uncle to death."
"What's going on here? Could it be that reinforcements came and you fought overnight?" Li Yuanying was puzzled.
Yuwen Chengdu also sat down and complained: "Where are the reinforcements? This time, you and Lao Sun have suffered."
Sun Daochang, who had just finished his morning exercise with Xiao Doudou, just came out, and he said dissatisfiedly: "How did the old man cheat you? Tell me clearly, boy? If it weren't for the old man, I would abandon my reputation and cook medicine for you. How dare you fight against [-] troops alone?"
"Sun Shenxian, don't mention your secret medicine, it's because of it." Fang Yiai complained softly.
"What? Have you been recruited too? Aren't you wearing gas masks?" Li Yuanying asked curiously.
Yuwen Chengdu said: "If you get the trick, it will be a hundred. The effect of Lao Sun's medicine is nothing to say, and it is more effective than we expected. It hurts both humans and animals. It is hard to prevent. Even my Chitu and Fanger boy's Dawan horse was also poisoned."
"Oh... So, you are tired because the horses were poisoned, and you had no choice but to dismount and fight?" I don't know why, but I always feel that there is a hint of gloating in Daoist Sun's words.
Yu Wencheng shook his head and said: "No. We threw away all the fish soup and successfully blocked the only way for the enemy to retreat. All the [-] troops were trapped under the city by us, and none of them escaped."
Li Yuanying gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's amazing, it's a great achievement! Old iron, I'll tell Brother Huang about this achievement. It's no problem to give you a first-rank founder of the Shangzhu Kingdom."
"Okay, that's what you said, get one for Fang Er, if you've been busy all night, if you don't make it to Shangzhu Kingdom, I'll call him to his Tai Chi Hall." Yu Wencheng said loudly.
Um... room two also want?
Li Yuanying said embarrassingly: "Old Tie, you are making things difficult for me. No one dares to say anything to you. You have a great reputation. This kid Yiai is only the first battle. He has just become famous. He can give you a fourth rank, the third rank of the sky. It's not bad."
"Fang Er, listen, you don't need this kind of master, just betray your master and join me." Yu Wencheng said dissatisfied.
Li Yuanying: ...
Fang Yiai's mouth was stupid, and she didn't know how to answer her naively for a while, so she could only bite the bullet and say: "Uncle Master, Master is right, I am too young to compare with you, a third grade is enough .I can't betray my teacher."
Poof... Li Yuanying almost vomited blood, looked at the silly apprentice in surprise, and thought that this kid would not be like Guo Jing, he looked stupid, but he had a dark belly inside, right?I just said that the fourth rank tops the sky and the third rank, you kid just pick the biggest one?
"No? Why, if there is no restraint by etiquette, you kid would have thought of betraying the teacher?" Li Yuanying blamed.
Fang Yiai fell to her knees with a plop, she was so frightened that she hastily apologized, she didn't mean it, how dare she disobey Master?
Yuwen Chengdu is so angry, I'm just kidding, why are you bullying Fang Er, an honest man, what are you doing?Did you show it to me?
Sun Laodao laughed at the side, walked over and pulled Fang Yiai up, "Okay Fang Er, your master is joking with you, don't listen to Yu Wencheng's nonsense, let you follow him, isn't he still with your master?" ? You call him uncle one by one, can he not take care of you? He said he wants you to worship him as a teacher, because he is jealous of you, a good apprentice."
You... old grandson, if you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!Yu Wencheng said indignantly.
Old Daoist Sun snorted softly: "Boy, Old Daoist is almost a hundred years old, how can you allow you to be so rude? Even if you don't call Daoist Sun, you can call me Laozhang, or call me by my name. Do you want to taste Lao Dao's fish soup?" ?”
"Just try it, come on..."
... Good guy, the two are really a couple, they pinched each other when they met, Li Yuanying hurriedly interrupted.
"Okay, old man, let's talk about how on earth did you and Yi Ai get into this look?"
Fang Yiai said weakly: "Master, the enemy army outside the city was knocked down by our fish soup, and almost all those who attacked the south gate collapsed to the ground. Later, the enemies who attacked the east and west gates were frustrated and retreated, trying to rescue the south gate The enemy and retreated, and then, as soon as they approached, they were also attacked. So the outside of the city is full of downed enemies, and my uncle and I are tired of capturing prisoners."
"Catch prisoners? You two are generals, do you need to catch prisoners yourself?" Li Yuanying asked.
Fang Yiai explained patiently: "The outside of the city smells like fish soup. If you smell it, you will be put down. Let alone people, even horses can't stand it, so no one else can do it except me and my uncle who are wearing masks. , King Huai'an said, not only Nanmen, but also General Ximen Li Junxian, we have a total of nearly [-] of our own people who have been recruited.
Because we don’t know when the fish soup will expire, we need to catch the captives outside the city as soon as possible, so my uncle and I kept tying up the enemy with ropes for a whole night, and finally it was almost resolved, even if the smell dissipated, Our men can also bring back all the captives. "
Yuwen Chengdu echoed and said: "It's good that the captives who were tied up all night didn't die from exhaustion. Hurry up and make us some delicious supplements. We can't eat the food in the barracks."
Li Yuanying rubbed his chin as if he was thinking about something, and after a while he was puzzled and said, "I don't understand, why don't you take off the gas masks and let others wear them? This way you can also take a rest."
This...we...
Yuwen Chengdu and Fang Yiai were dumbfounded at the same time, yes, why?
"Oh, by the way, King Huai'an said that there are only two pairs of gas masks in the world, and they are expensive, so they can't be used indiscriminately." Yu Wencheng gave a lame reason to cover up his mistake.
At this time, Xiao Doudou ran out from behind, and jumped on Yuwen Chengdu in surprise, "Uncle Tie, are you back? Hurry up, where is Xiaohong? You ride Xiaohong, let's race, shall we?" "
(End of this chapter)
"Master, come and pick me, come and pick me..."
"No, master, pick me first, pick me first..."
……
As soon as Li Yuanying entered the plantation, these voices buzzed in Li Yuanying's ears. Looking up, all the plants were swaying with the breeze. This is not swaying, it is clearly saluting and shouting to herself.
Now Li Yuanying was completely dumbfounded, this master of plants and trees is too powerful, can I hear flowers, plants and trees talking?Old man, is this okay?I seriously suspect that I have come to a fantasy world.
But the reality gave him a resounding mouth, and the system didn't pay attention to him at all. It seemed that he was still the same Datang, and he could only be blamed on his 'unique talent'.
After chatting with a group of plants in the plantation for a while, Li Yuanying almost figured out the meaning of the Lord of Plants, and immediately found it amusing. Unfortunately, it was getting late and I had to cook for my daughter. I will study it slowly later.
Since then, Li Yuanying has planted flowers and plants all around. Because of the talent of the master of plants, no matter what he plants, the survival rate is [-]%. Plants, he can rejuvenate and revive them.
Others think that this prince has two hobbies, one is cooking, and the other is planting flowers and plants, but they don't know that all the flowers and plants are Li Yuanying's personal camera. System, there is no more secrets that can be kept from Li Yuanying.
Early the next morning, Yuwen Chengdu and Fang Yiai came back exhausted.
Li Yuanying had just prepared breakfast, and asked in confusion: "Why are you in such a mess? Didn't you say that you had won a big victory when you came back early in the morning? The King of Huai'an didn't celebrate your achievements? It looks like you were tortured just now."
Fang Yiai sat down, panting and said: "Master, you don't know, why not use torture. This night almost exhausted me and my uncle to death."
"What's going on here? Could it be that reinforcements came and you fought overnight?" Li Yuanying was puzzled.
Yuwen Chengdu also sat down and complained: "Where are the reinforcements? This time, you and Lao Sun have suffered."
Sun Daochang, who had just finished his morning exercise with Xiao Doudou, just came out, and he said dissatisfiedly: "How did the old man cheat you? Tell me clearly, boy? If it weren't for the old man, I would abandon my reputation and cook medicine for you. How dare you fight against [-] troops alone?"
"Sun Shenxian, don't mention your secret medicine, it's because of it." Fang Yiai complained softly.
"What? Have you been recruited too? Aren't you wearing gas masks?" Li Yuanying asked curiously.
Yuwen Chengdu said: "If you get the trick, it will be a hundred. The effect of Lao Sun's medicine is nothing to say, and it is more effective than we expected. It hurts both humans and animals. It is hard to prevent. Even my Chitu and Fanger boy's Dawan horse was also poisoned."
"Oh... So, you are tired because the horses were poisoned, and you had no choice but to dismount and fight?" I don't know why, but I always feel that there is a hint of gloating in Daoist Sun's words.
Yu Wencheng shook his head and said: "No. We threw away all the fish soup and successfully blocked the only way for the enemy to retreat. All the [-] troops were trapped under the city by us, and none of them escaped."
Li Yuanying gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's amazing, it's a great achievement! Old iron, I'll tell Brother Huang about this achievement. It's no problem to give you a first-rank founder of the Shangzhu Kingdom."
"Okay, that's what you said, get one for Fang Er, if you've been busy all night, if you don't make it to Shangzhu Kingdom, I'll call him to his Tai Chi Hall." Yu Wencheng said loudly.
Um... room two also want?
Li Yuanying said embarrassingly: "Old Tie, you are making things difficult for me. No one dares to say anything to you. You have a great reputation. This kid Yiai is only the first battle. He has just become famous. He can give you a fourth rank, the third rank of the sky. It's not bad."
"Fang Er, listen, you don't need this kind of master, just betray your master and join me." Yu Wencheng said dissatisfied.
Li Yuanying: ...
Fang Yiai's mouth was stupid, and she didn't know how to answer her naively for a while, so she could only bite the bullet and say: "Uncle Master, Master is right, I am too young to compare with you, a third grade is enough .I can't betray my teacher."
Poof... Li Yuanying almost vomited blood, looked at the silly apprentice in surprise, and thought that this kid would not be like Guo Jing, he looked stupid, but he had a dark belly inside, right?I just said that the fourth rank tops the sky and the third rank, you kid just pick the biggest one?
"No? Why, if there is no restraint by etiquette, you kid would have thought of betraying the teacher?" Li Yuanying blamed.
Fang Yiai fell to her knees with a plop, she was so frightened that she hastily apologized, she didn't mean it, how dare she disobey Master?
Yuwen Chengdu is so angry, I'm just kidding, why are you bullying Fang Er, an honest man, what are you doing?Did you show it to me?
Sun Laodao laughed at the side, walked over and pulled Fang Yiai up, "Okay Fang Er, your master is joking with you, don't listen to Yu Wencheng's nonsense, let you follow him, isn't he still with your master?" ? You call him uncle one by one, can he not take care of you? He said he wants you to worship him as a teacher, because he is jealous of you, a good apprentice."
You... old grandson, if you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!Yu Wencheng said indignantly.
Old Daoist Sun snorted softly: "Boy, Old Daoist is almost a hundred years old, how can you allow you to be so rude? Even if you don't call Daoist Sun, you can call me Laozhang, or call me by my name. Do you want to taste Lao Dao's fish soup?" ?”
"Just try it, come on..."
... Good guy, the two are really a couple, they pinched each other when they met, Li Yuanying hurriedly interrupted.
"Okay, old man, let's talk about how on earth did you and Yi Ai get into this look?"
Fang Yiai said weakly: "Master, the enemy army outside the city was knocked down by our fish soup, and almost all those who attacked the south gate collapsed to the ground. Later, the enemies who attacked the east and west gates were frustrated and retreated, trying to rescue the south gate The enemy and retreated, and then, as soon as they approached, they were also attacked. So the outside of the city is full of downed enemies, and my uncle and I are tired of capturing prisoners."
"Catch prisoners? You two are generals, do you need to catch prisoners yourself?" Li Yuanying asked.
Fang Yiai explained patiently: "The outside of the city smells like fish soup. If you smell it, you will be put down. Let alone people, even horses can't stand it, so no one else can do it except me and my uncle who are wearing masks. , King Huai'an said, not only Nanmen, but also General Ximen Li Junxian, we have a total of nearly [-] of our own people who have been recruited.
Because we don’t know when the fish soup will expire, we need to catch the captives outside the city as soon as possible, so my uncle and I kept tying up the enemy with ropes for a whole night, and finally it was almost resolved, even if the smell dissipated, Our men can also bring back all the captives. "
Yuwen Chengdu echoed and said: "It's good that the captives who were tied up all night didn't die from exhaustion. Hurry up and make us some delicious supplements. We can't eat the food in the barracks."
Li Yuanying rubbed his chin as if he was thinking about something, and after a while he was puzzled and said, "I don't understand, why don't you take off the gas masks and let others wear them? This way you can also take a rest."
This...we...
Yuwen Chengdu and Fang Yiai were dumbfounded at the same time, yes, why?
"Oh, by the way, King Huai'an said that there are only two pairs of gas masks in the world, and they are expensive, so they can't be used indiscriminately." Yu Wencheng gave a lame reason to cover up his mistake.
At this time, Xiao Doudou ran out from behind, and jumped on Yuwen Chengdu in surprise, "Uncle Tie, are you back? Hurry up, where is Xiaohong? You ride Xiaohong, let's race, shall we?" "
(End of this chapter)
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