Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 56

"Daddy, who are you chatting with? I broke the prison door and came out. They said you were locked in an iron cage. I remember that you need to bring gifts when you visit the prison, but they said..."

Xiao Doudou talked about his own experience incessantly, a bit incoherent and full of childishness.

After a while, it seemed that he was tired, so he stopped to take a breath and rest.

"Hahahaha, boy, is this your daughter? This girl is extremely cute and interesting." Yu Wencheng praised.

Xiao Doudou groped and walked closer, instead of looking at his father first, he stared at Yu Wencheng who couldn't see his face and asked curiously: "Who are you? You look so strange, your head is full of hair, you have no nose and no eyes, no face..."

Pfft... Yu Wencheng almost vomited blood, what kind of logic is this?I want to take back the compliment just now, this girl is not cute at all.

As if angry, Yu Wencheng put on the shackles, straightly lifted his hair, and angrily argued: "I see clearly, little girl, I'm not a weirdo, it's just that my hair covers my facial features. I think I, Yuwen Chengdu, was also in the Sui Dynasty. Famous handsome man..."

"Oh... so I can play like this when my hair grows? Old uncle, can you teach me how to play?" Xiao Doudou ignored Yu Wencheng's memories and interrupted him curiously.

old man?Am I that old?Yu Wencheng was so angry that he was shaken again.

He was supposed to be furious, but when he saw that the other party was a little girl with a baby's voice, full of curiosity, he strongly explained to himself that she was still young and ignorant...

At this time, Li Yuanying stretched out his hand through the prison door and pulled his daughter, "Don't get so close to this uncle, he is very dangerous."

"Danger? What is danger, Daddy? Are you imprisoned in an iron cage? Then I will rescue you."

Xiao Doudou volunteered to shake off his father's hand, and kicked at the steel bar of the iron cage.

"Aiyo, aiyo... Daddy, you lied to me, my foot was broken by you... Woohoo" the little guy sat on the ground covering his feet and cried loudly.

Li Yuanying looked at it, and shouted anxiously: "How are you Doudou? Let daddy see it, does it hurt?"

"Boy, don't waste your energy in vain. This is the bottom of the sky prison, where there is no sun, please stop." Yu Wencheng reminded.

"Come here, come here, light a torch..." Li Yuanying shouted.

Yu Wencheng: "Tch, it's strange if someone cares about you..."

"Come here, forgive me, my lord, the torch is here!" It turned out to be the guard at the door, and the third brother Wuhou who followed him as a guard.

It's over... A minute's silence for the third brother, such a slap in the face of Yuwen Chengdu, this hatred is forged.

"Wuwu, bad daddy, you tricked me on purpose..." Xiao Doudou was still complaining with tears in his eyes.

Li Yuanying smiled wryly, and said to herself, how did I know you were so frizzy, girl?Who does this character follow?

"Okay, your feet are fine. They are not red, swollen, or broken. You can't be pretending, are you?" Li Yuanying joked as she helped her daughter put on her shoes and socks patiently.

Who knew that in the next second, Xiao Doudou really laughed out of tears, got up and pointed at Li Yuanying and laughed loudly: "Hey, how about it, I knew you would be fooled, Daddy is so stupid."

What?
Li Yuanying stood there dumbfounded, is she really pretending?

Yu Wencheng beside him also laughed, and said leisurely: "Boy, you don't know martial arts, right? The little girl kicked the steel pillar just now, and she knew it was useless by the sound. You were fooled so easily. You are really stupid!" Poor, tsk tsk..."

Well, it's okay to be teased by my daughter, after all, it's my own, so you're here to mock me?
"Hmph, someone, I'm afraid they don't have a daughter, so they can't understand how it feels to be a father." Li Yuanying countered mockingly.

You... hum!Yuwen is at a loss for words.

"Doudou, Daddy is still waiting for you to rescue me out, quickly break this broken cage and let me out." Li Yuanying urged.

Wuhou next to him hurriedly apologized and said, "Forgive me, my lord. We have eyes that don't recognize Mount Tai, and arrested the wrong person. I will let you out."

"While you waited, I didn't let you talk too much." Li Yuanying was so angry, I had to let my daughter break out of the cage and win the bet, what's the trouble?

Xiao Doudou smiled and exposed his father, "Hee hee, Daddy, don't try to lie to me, you made a bet with this old man with long hair, I heard it."

"Ah, my daughter is smart. Now that you know everything, shouldn't you help daddy win the bet? Do you want to watch me lose to him?" Li Yuanying joked pretending to be pitiful.

"I can help you, but Daddy, you have to promise me first, what are you betting on? If you win, hehe, I will share half of the money..."

Li Yuanying slapped his head, "It's over, this money-obsessed girl is hopeless, we have no money to gamble on. Let's make a bet, if I can find someone who can open the prison door, then he, Yu Wencheng, will agree to serve as a guard for our tavern." .”

Xiao Doudou was very interested at first, but when he heard it was this bet?The little head was shaking like a rattle, "No, no, this weird old uncle is too ugly, so I don't want him to live in our house."

At this time, Yu Wencheng couldn't bear it anymore, and interrupted: "Boy, you father and daughter are bragging here, can you weigh it? Doesn't the old man exist? Just this girl? If she can open the prison door, the old man Eat this iron cage directly.

Also, little girl, where do you see that I am ugly?I'm only ten years older than your father, how can I be an old uncle?I am getting old from being called by you, so be careful when you speak..."

"Really? Can you eat this iron cage? So, Uncle Weird, you eat iron? Is it the iron-eating beast in the story?"

Xiao Doudou interrupted Yuwen Chengdu again.

Yuwen Chengdu: ...So sorry, why are there such little dolls in the world?I am also angry!
Li Yuanying laughed loudly, "Doudou, if this uncle is an iron-eating beast, you can verify it yourself and then you will know? Open this cage and let him see if he can eat it or not?"

Yu Wencheng raised his head proudly, and said with disdain: "Break, I'll break it for you for three days and three nights, it's only strange if you can break it."

"It doesn't take three days and three nights, just wait until you win the bet and don't renege on it." Li Yuanying shot back.

Xiao Doudou smiled at Yu Wencheng, "Uncle Weird, then I'll break it up?"

"Break, break, I'll watch you break, if you... me, me... how would you do it?" Yu Wencheng's eyeballs almost fell to the ground in shock.

He just witnessed with his own eyes that the steel prison was really pulled by a pair of small hands of the little girl in front of him, and a round hole was opened outward.

At this time, Yu Wencheng only had one sentence in mind, is this really a little girl?Are you sure it's not Li Yuanba's possession?
(End of this chapter)