Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 178

"Let's choose the one that is the least likely to be found, like that golden retriever with just one head... woohoo!" Before Fatty Cui could finish speaking, Fang Yiai and Li Tai both covered his mouth, and Fang Yiai scolded him Said: "You are looking for death, that is Doudou's favorite mount."

"That's right, that's right, we absolutely dare not move, besides, we can't beat this beast." Li Tai nodded in agreement.

Um?This means, have you ever thought about doing this, kid?Fang Yiai couldn't help giving a thumbs up behind her back.

Fatty Cui broke away from the two of them, "No, I mean, if there are only one or two ends like this, it will be obvious at a glance if it is missing, we can't choose, try to choose those with more numbers, in this case, one less end It’s not easy to be seen at both ends.”

Li Tai nodded, "That's a good idea. Looking at it this way, it seems that there are only two types left. The Banyan Tiger family... No, no, it's my brother and I's respective pets, the future mounts, this one can't move .”

... The tiger family not far away escaped unharmed.

Fang Yiai looked down at the two chubby guys, and couldn't help covering her eyes, "Can you see clearly, that tiger is no less fierce than a 狻猊, I will probably be the one who will do it later, help me think about it." Shall I go?"

That's right, he was only thinking about eating and forgot about this, Li Tai smiled awkwardly, stretched out his chubby finger and pointed to the pigsty not far away, "Then eat it, wild boar in the jungle!"

What the hell?boar?

Fatty Cui was the first to stand up to object, "Nobles don't eat pigs. Pork is cheap meat, sour and old. Aren't you a prince? You don't even know this?"

Li Tai scratched his head and said, "Really? I don't know. I don't care about cooking. Besides, I thought that all the animals in the mountains and forests were the same, and they were all edible. Who knew that they were so particular about it."

Fang Yiai pondered and said: "It's also possible. What if the wild boar in the jungle is different from the farmer's? I happened to see a famous ancient dish in an ancient cookbook today, which is cooking pigs."

"Okay, just choose it!"

"Yes, let's try a small and inconspicuous one first, so that my little sister won't find it."

Li Tai and Li Tai agreed unanimously, so Fang Er started to attack the litter of little piglets, chose the medium-sized one, then ignored the roaring of the pigsty, one tall, two fat, and three ran away.

In Qinghe Cui's kitchen, Fang Yiai took out her special kitchen knife, skillfully and neatly juggled it, and then began to deal with the spoils - a small wild boar - while the crowds were dazzled.

After a while, when he finished cleaning up, Fatty Cui also took the craftsmen outside to build an oven with an old urn, and then there was a famous dish - roast suckling pig.

The nobles of the Tang Dynasty did not eat pigs, so no one here has eaten them, or even seen them. Before this, no matter whether they were princes, nobles or ordinary people, cooking and cooking were basically based on steaming and barbecue. Look at the kitchen utensils You know, the nobles use tripods, the common people use pots, etc. If it weren't for this, Li Yuanying's restaurant would not be so popular.

"Oh! Not good, I remembered something, my little sister seems to be able to understand animal language!" Li Tai exclaimed, patting his thigh.

With a bang, Fang Yi'ai fell off the shelf, but the piglet hooked by the iron hook in his hand was held up high, so it didn't land on the ground and got a little dust.

Fatty Cui hurried over to help Fang Er, and said dissatisfiedly to Li Tai: "What animal language? Li Xiaopang, do you still want to eat delicious food? You are kind enough to ask you to come and taste the delicious food. You are here to make trouble, right?" I know I won’t call you anymore, fortunately Second Brother Fang hasn’t hung up yet, if this messes up, will you go back to catch pigs?”

At this time, Fang Er also said with an ugly face: "Beast language, that's right, my junior sister can indeed understand animal language, and can also communicate and chat with animals. We... I think, we are probably finished!"

"Ah? Now, what should I do now? If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't move her animals. We'll go to the mountains to catch them again..." Fatty Cui started to tremble when he thought of the elk that day. .

"How about, why don't we send it back?" Li Tai whispered.

send it back?
Fang Er and Cui Fatty glanced at the white-skinned piglet in Fang Er's second hand room at the same time, and then gave them a big blank stare, sending them back like this?I'm afraid I'm going to die even worse, but you can figure it out!
"Why don't you move more quickly, bake it and eat it quickly, let's fight to the death?" Fatty Cui said in a low voice.

Um?Are you so bold?
Fang Er and Li Tai looked at each other, hesitated for a moment, then nodded heavily, "Okay, such good ingredients can't be wasted."

...Hey, so what are you three talking about?If it weren't for the moment, it would be half-baked.

At the same time, Xiao Doudou, who couldn't find his cousin Cui Fatty after wandering around for a long time, gradually became irritable.
Hehe, don't be afraid, fortunately I have Xiao Huang, when I go to ride Xiao Huang to find him, Xiao Huang has the sharpest nose, he can't escape.

While talking, the little guy came to the stable where the lion was. He just blew his whistle and got on the horse when he heard a mess in the pigsty not far away. He followed the sound and walked over to find out.

After a while, the furious little Doudou rode out of the stable on a lion, followed the scent all the way, and came straight to Cui's kitchen.

"Okay, okay, turn off the fire and start the kiln!" Fang Yiai shouted.

The chefs under him worked closely together and became busy, and then a large group of people gathered around the temporary kiln, watching Fang Yiai carefully open the lid with bated breath.

The imaginary smoky air did not appear, but a light smoke wafted out, followed by a strong aroma, and everyone cheered in unison, "It's done, it's done! It's so fragrant, I never thought pork could be so delicious!"

"Haha, it's done, hurry up, hurry up and get a big tray, it's time to test the texture and taste." Fang Er shouted excitedly.

Everyone came to the kitchen and put the little golden pig away. Fang Yiai took out a kitchen knife and pointed it at the pig's neck, muttering: "Put the pig's head aside, split the body, and the three of us will divide it equally." ..."

"No, such a good thing, you have to honor your grandparents first..." Fatty Cui stood up and stopped him after listening to the nagging.

"Now? Hey, we stole it, and this is a test dish. I don't know if it's good or not." Li Tai said dissatisfied.

At this moment, there was an angry shout from the kitchen door: "Well, you still know it was stolen, and none of you three can escape today...Xiao Huang, you block the door, whoever dares to go out, Just eat him, and see if I don't kill these three pig thieves!"

Teng Teng Teng, a few steps ran to the side of the chopping board, looking at the dead golden pig on the table, Xiao DouDou burst into tears, "Wuuuu, my poor little piggy has been murdered just like this, don't worry, My sister will definitely not let you die in vain..."

Fang Er and the three shuddered in unison, and with a bang, the knife in Fang Er's hand fell to the ground.

(End of this chapter)