Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 134 Who Kidnapped Who?
"Hush! Keep your voice down, this little ancestor has finally been lulled to sleep, let's escape quietly..." The robber leader whispered to his subordinates in the dungeon.

Everyone, with bruised noses and swollen faces, nodded in unison, as they had a chance to escape the clutches of evil.

Yes, you read that right, it is the dungeon, the robber's own dungeon, and the robber himself is locked inside, and Xiao Doudou is at the outside door.

But it's not right, it's obvious that this group of people coaxed Xiao Doudou into the dungeon at the beginning, and locked him up to play hide-and-seek.

Hehe, it was indeed like this at the beginning, the time had to be replayed two hours ago, when it was just dark, children, how much patience can I have, besides, I haven’t eaten for a long time, so I’m hungry after going around, noisy I want to eat, and then play after eating.

The robber at the door played triumphantly and said: "Hey, little girl, aren't you difficult to deal with? Be honest now, you can't get out after being locked in, be hungry, beg me quickly, if you beg me, I can Consider getting you something to eat, or else, just stay here obediently and wait for your hunger."

"Hungry? Hey, how can you do this? We're playing hide-and-seek together. How can I play if I'm hungry and don't give me food? What a bunch of villains!" Xiao Doudou was so angry that he put one hand on his hip and shouted with the other finger pointing at the other party. road.

The gatekeepers laughed loudly, "Hide and seek? Hahaha, little girl, who has the time to play hide and seek with you? Even if we do, we will play hide and seek with your father. We have sent someone to deliver the letter, as long as your father is fast enough If you send potatoes, we can consider letting you out, now, just stay with me honestly, you, if you pissed me off, go in and deal with you!"

"Bad guys! Bad guys! They're all big bad guys! I won't play with you guys. When I get out, I'll beat you up..."

"Get out? Hahaha, it's up to you? How did you get out? Come out, get out... You, you, it's impossible... Are you a human or a ghost?" All the robbers at the door panicked.

why?

Because Xiao Doudou had already walked to the side of the prison door while he was talking harshly, and with his little feet, he slapped lightly. Outside, standing in front of the rampant robber.

Stretch out your little hand, grab the opponent's calf and gently pull and push, the opponent has been brought down, Xiao Doudou then stepped on the opponent's chest, leaned down and asked fiercely: "You said that just now?" Yes, do you want to clean me up? Say it again..."

You, you, me... hiccup!Before the other party could finish speaking, his head tilted and he fainted. He didn't know whether he was fainted from fright, or his chest was tight because of being stepped on by Xiao Doudou.

The terrified robbers around finally came back to their senses, and someone exclaimed: "Quick, capture her!"

So a group of four or five people rushed forward and rushed towards Xiaodoudou.

Bang bang bang... There were a few punches and kicks, and the robbers flew upside down as fast as they jumped up, and they were all blown away.

Xiao Doudou clapped his hands in distaste and said, "Hmph, a bunch of scoundrels, looking for a beating!"

After finishing speaking, he looked around and walked out of the dungeon along the stairs. As soon as he walked into the yard, he met a group of people who had sent letters back. The robber boss exclaimed, what's wrong?Home stolen?Can't stand the two little girls?Get ready to fight, go and catch the little girl first...

Whoosh!Before the boss could finish his sentence, he had already flew towards the door of the dungeon. There was a sound of rolling down the stairs, and then there seemed to be someone humming twice, and there was no more movement.

Xiao Doudou clapped his hands, glanced at the crowd unkindly, and asked in that cute childish voice: "Who's coming next?"

The robbers couldn't help but swallowed their saliva in unison, all of them were beating their hearts, this, is this a human or a ghost?But seeing that it can't be good, the few of them looked at each other and let's go together!There was a continuous sound of rolling stairs, and after a while, the group disappeared!

Xiao Doudou looked at the sky, then looked at the direction of the door, thought for a while, then turned around and walked back to the dungeon, threw the robbers one by one into the dungeon like throwing sacks, and then moved a wooden stool at the door Sit down against the wall.

After a long time, the first person who was unconscious woke up, saw Xiao Doudou for the first time, almost passed out again, but was caught by Xiao Doudou, stretched out his hand and ordered: "You, wake up and get up quickly!" Don't pretend to be dead, or I will beat you!"

"Ahem, little, little princess, don't dare..."

"I'm hungry, go and buy me something to eat."

"what?"

"Ah, what? Didn't you understand? I want to eat delicious food, go to the opposite side and tell my dad, order a rainbow fried rice, then egg soup, and add a piece of milk. When I am full, I will start the game again." , pause for a moment, daddy is too stupid, it's already dark, and he hasn't found me yet." Xiao Doudou said to himself.

What?to the opposite side?Want to eat with your dad?Isn't that the King of Qin?Hiccup... This man was scared to death again.

Xiao Doudou was so angry, he walked over and kicked twice, and said in disgust: "It's really useless!"

After a while, more and more people gradually woke up, even the robber boss woke up, Xiao Doudou raised the request again, and added at the same time, if anyone pretends to be dead and refuses to go, he will be beaten again!
The robber leader asked with a mournful face: "Dare to ask, Your Royal Highness, you, who the hell are you..."

Xiao Doudou looked disgusted, "Am I so stupid and still come out to be a bad guy? I am Quan Chang'an, no, the cutest and most beautiful Princess Ping'an in the Tang Dynasty! Didn't you say that you want to catch me and play hide-and-seek with my father? No, do you want potatoes from my father?"

"No, no, you misunderstood..."

"What? Do you dare to go back on your word? No way! We agreed to play the game, but it's not over yet, so we must continue playing! Who dares to be lazy, hehe..." The little guy flashed his fist fiercely.

We... the robbers are about to cry, we are robbers, okay, we are not forced to work like this.

"It's getting late, why don't you go back first, how about we play games with the cute little princess tomorrow?"

"Yes, we admit defeat..."

... It's okay if you don't say anything, but the next sentence is wrong, Xiao Doudou is dissatisfied immediately, and knocks the speaker out again, and the rest of the people don't dare to say a word, it is really a warning to others.

"All right, all right, little princess, what do you say? I will follow your orders!"

"According to what I said, eat first... You are bad people, should you be rich?"

"Yes, yes, yes..." Everyone rushed to talk about money.

"Are you so rich? Well, hand over all the money and deposit it with me first. I will keep it for you, safe!"

What?
The robbers are confused, you look at me, I look at you, who is kidnapping whom?I really want to cry without tears, please respect our profession, okay?Being a robber for the first time, it is not easy to enter the industry, not to mention failure, how can you still be robbed?

Not surprisingly, before obeying orders, this group of people was robbed of a wave of deposits by Xiao Doudou.

He threw out five taels of silver and told the robber boss to buy food.

The robber boss is crying, we dare not... Wouldn't that be death?
But he still didn't dare to say that, so he could only say euphemistically: "We are all bad people, we don't drag our families with us, and we can't get in, so we can only feel wronged and eat something outside, or try to cook by ourselves?"

After thinking for a while, Xiao Doudou was also very hungry. He waved his hands and said, "All right, go quickly, let the two of you cook, you come and comb my hair, you fan me, and you..."

Knowing that the other party is Sun's disciple and understands the principles of medicine, the cooks didn't do anything wrong. They even suspected in their hearts that this little princess is probably not a mortal, she must be a god, how dare we mess with it?

Half an hour later, although Xiao Doudou, who was so hungry, complained that the food made by the other party was unpalatable, he was still a child who had lived a hard life. After all, he managed to eat enough to eat, and fell asleep under the attentive service of everyone.

So there was the scene of the robbers fleeing collectively at night at the beginning, but, can it be so simple and smooth?It's not that easy!
(End of this chapter)