Rebirth of the Courtyard: Starting from God-level Selection

Chapter 3 Chicken Thief

Chapter 3 The Chicken Thief

Ding Dong!

"Xu Damao find fault, start the system to choose a task!"

"Option [-]: Severely punish Xu Damao and reward him with two hundred yuan in cash!"

"Option [-]: Ignore Xu Damao and reward ten eggs!"

He Yuzhu was overjoyed immediately, he had originally planned to give Xu Damao a good meal, but he didn't expect that there would be a reward!

Any fool knows how to choose one!

"Of course I bought it with money, otherwise I would still pick it up!" Seeing this woman, He Yuzhu said unceremoniously.

"Silly Zhu, that's not what I meant..." Qin Huairu was about to say something, but He Yuzhu interrupted directly, "I still have to roast chicken to eat, I don't have time to chat with you!"

"Silly Zhu..." Qin Huairu was once again rejected.

Stamping his feet angrily, he ran to the sink and rubbed his clothes desperately.

This woman, who knows how to rub clothes when she gets angry, is also a wonder!

He Yuzhu smiled without saying a word, lit the stove in the house to boil water, then opened the bag, and threw the duck below into the pot to boil.

As for the chicken, we'll eat it later!

Gollum!
The fire is getting hotter and hotter, and the fragrance is gradually wafting out of the pot!

He Yuzhu crossed his legs and ate peanuts, thinking that the fun was about to begin!

"Xu Damao, where's our chicken? Did you give it away?" As soon as the thought came up, a woman's voice came from the door next door. It was Xu Damao's wife, Lou Xiao'e.

"Who should I send? I just came back from get off work!" Xu Damao said.

"Oh, this is the old hen I brought back from my mother. There are two in total. Why is there only one left? This is a good thing!" Lou Xiaoe was a little anxious.

"Look quickly, did you run out!"

In this day and age, a fattened old hen is a rare supplement.

It's missing, how can I not care!

The two couples looked left and right, Xu Damao suddenly sniffed his nose, and suddenly pushed open the door of He Yuzhu's room next to him, and saw a pot of soup that was boiling vigorously, and immediately cursed: "Okay, you silly Zhu, I said we Why is there a chicken missing, it turned out to be stolen by you!"

"Xu Damao, keep your mouth clean, your chicken was stolen, it's none of my business!" He Yuzhu said angrily.

"Then tell me, what is boiled in the pot?" Lou Xiaoe asked angrily.

"Old hen!" He Yuzhu confidently said, "I just bought it from the vegetable market, what's the matter? Your family is allowed to have chickens, but I can't have them?"

"You're lying! It's not the New Year's holiday, what chicken do you eat?" Lou Xiao'e scolded, "Silly Zhu, it's fine if you're usually cheap, but you're still a cheap thief!"

"We must not take this dog cheap!" Xu Damao stepped forward, as if he was going to take the chicken soup away.

Anyway, let's get the stuff in hand first!
Snapped!
He Yuzhu rushed forward with a stride, raised his arms, and stared at Xu Damao's face with a big mouth!
"Silly Zhu, you dare to hit someone!" Xu Damao's mouth was bleeding.

"You were the one who hit!" He Yuzhu took the opportunity and slapped him with two big mouths.

"Silly Zhu, stop!" Lou Xiao'e was angry and anxious, and hurriedly stopped in the middle, "It's fine if you steal chickens, but you still beat people!"

"What's going on here?" Qin Huairu heard the movement, and ran in to fight, "If there's anything you can't talk about, it's all neighbors!"

"Have you two entered my room with my consent? This is called trespassing! Also, what evidence do you have that my old hen belongs to your family? Beating people is light!" He Yuzhu was full of momentum.

"You, you, you..." Xu Damao covered his face, "Silly Zhu, you wait for me, I will definitely ask you to pay the price for today's matter!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and rushed outside, shouting loudly: "The thief is caught, the thief is caught, there is a thief in our yard!"

After a while, the neighbors in the yard gathered in the yard one after another.

Among them, there are also three uncles who preside over daily affairs!
"Xu Damao, what's going on?" the uncle asked with a frown.

"Grandpa, silly Zhu, he stole an old hen from our house and even attacked me. You have to uphold justice in this matter!" Xu Damao was filled with righteous indignation.

"Feelings, Shazhu's chicken, is it yours?" The third master seemed to have thought about it a little bit.

"Third Master, have you seen it?" Seeing a witness, Xu Damao asked hastily.

"I saw it, but I looked at Shazhu and came back with the killed chicken!" The third master wanted to eat the chicken before, but he was mocked by He Yuzhu, and he was feeling frustrated. Right now, Naturally, it is worse.

"Third Master, you have to be responsible for what you say!" He Yuzhu came out of the room and asked, "Do you dare to say that Xu Damao stole my chicken?"

"I..." The third master didn't dare to talk nonsense for a while, "cough cough, I just saw the chicken that was killed. As for whether it belongs to Xu Damao's family, I don't know!"

"It must be our chicken, of course he couldn't commit the crime at the scene! He probably buried all the chicken feathers!" Lou Xiaoe was emotional, "Silly, you stole it!"

"Everyone be quiet, let me say a few words!" The fat-headed second uncle said in an official tone, "As we all know, Shazhu and Xu Damao have always been at odds, and they have always been against each other! Xu Damao's family just got married. Two old hens came back, only one was missing! And it just so happened that Shazhu killed chickens to eat again today! It’s not a festival or festival, and you are a bachelor again, Shazhu, what kind of chicken do you eat for no reason? So I concluded that the chicken is Silly Zhu stole it, you just admit it! Fortunately, it’s not a big deal, we are all from the same courtyard, so let’s talk about everything!”

He Yuzhu was overjoyed.

This second uncle is an official fan. Relying on his seniority, he pretends to be an official in the yard all day long!

In fact, he is a hypocritical and brainless idiot!

"Second uncle, you said that you have no brains, so you just go home and put your wife to bed, and come out to make trouble? Do you have the life of an official?" He Yuzhu sneered.

"What did you say?" The second uncle blushed, pointing at He Yuzhu and cursing, "Silly Zhu, I just said this to you. I have to uphold justice today! You are the chicken thief, and you must be severely punished to correct the atmosphere." !"

"Yeah, no matter what, you can't steal chickens!"

"Silly Zhu, it's because you did something wrong!"

"Okay, don't say a few words. It's just an old hen. Is it worth it? Silly Zhu, hurry up and return the chicken to Xu Damao. I apologize, and this matter is over!" The old man spoke.

He has the most prestige in the courtyard, and he is more fair in doing things.

Except for the deaf old lady, let's forget that he is better!
"What happened? Let's not say that he stole our chicken, just hit him and hit me a few times, I can't let this matter go!" Xu Damao shouted angrily.

"That's right, he stewed a living old hen, so it's over when he comes back?" Lou Xiao'e continued, "Master, I know you have a good relationship with Shazhu, but so many eyes are watching , you are too partial!"

(End of this chapter)