Pirate: Hide the fruit, I, Silas, are here!

Chapter 275
Shiliu's Diary:

Today is a day when the grass grows and the warblers fly. This is the fourth day I came to Dressrosa. I don’t like the food in Dressrosa. These guys like steaks [-]% Ripe, this is too ripe, I like medium-rare, this is the real taste of beef, what is worthy of praise is that the girls here are quite spicy, and they can dance hotly, I like it.

Oh, I wrote it wrong. It is worth mentioning that today I will have my battle on stage. If there is no accident, I will get the fruit that I have been craving for a long time. I have already imagined that I ate that fruit. The appearance after the fruit must be very awesome and handsome. At that time, I will directly steal the fruit ability of Blackbeard, and I will be able to replace Blackbeard as the Four Emperors.

Time, 24th.

Shiliu's Diary:

I want to die.

Time, 25th.

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Everyone has more or less regrets in this life. Some people regret getting married, some people regret not getting married, some people regret choosing the wrong major, and some people regret loving the wrong person.

Then, what Shilieu of the Rain regrets the most is eating that fruit.

He thought later, shouldn't he join the Blackbeard Pirates?

Shouldn't he be Blackbeard's mate?

Shouldn't you be escaping from Boost City?
He's numb, really numb.

When the strange doll said, "Here you go, go and eat that fruit", Shilieu of the Rain rushed towards the fruit without hesitation.

As for whether to kill the opponent or not, it doesn't matter whether the player named Lu Xi is killed or not.

The rewards of this game are the most important.

After crossing several sea areas and arriving in Dressrosa, Shiliu of the Rain wanted to eat that fruit.

The fruit that he tossed and turned in the night and wanted to eat even in his dreams.

Steal the fruit!

The entire audience stared at Shilieu of the Rain.

Shiliu of the Rain rushed to the gorgeous box containing the "stealing fruit" in a blink of an eye, and lifted the lid of the box with a single knife.

"Shileu! What do you want! You can't eat!"

Badgers in the audience couldn't sit still anymore. He knew that this guy wanted to betray him when he saw Shilieu of the Rain's expression.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Xiliu didn't bother to reply, and grabbed the fruit out of the box!
"Damn it!" Badgers was shocked and wanted to stop it, but he couldn't do anything with the distance and the opponent's strength.

Holding the heavy fruit, tears rolled down the corners of Shiryu's eyes.

two years.

It's been two full years.

This is the fruit.

This is the fruit I've been waiting for all my life!
but
Shiryu frowned, the appearance of this fruit.
Why a wilted banana?
This is too ugly!The strongest devil fruit, the sneaky fruit, turned out to be a banana?
Regarding this, Xiliu was only stunned for a moment, so what about bananas, even if it was a durian, he would have to chew it even with the skin!
Even if it's shit!

He wants too!
Not a drop left!
"Fuck!"

Shiryu sucked the banana into his mouth.

Why do you say suck?

Because the banana was so rotten that it was already dripping, Xiliu could only suck it (double press).

The moment the banana entered his mouth, Shiryu's face turned dark.

unpalatable!

It's really unpalatable!
Many people have shown that the taste of the fruit is not good when they eat the fruit, but if they don't try it themselves, they must not know what kind of experience it is.

To put it simply, it is to find an old lady who is over sixty, get up in the morning, don't brush her teeth, let her take a sip of water, rinse her mouth vigorously, pour the mouthwash into a cup, and open a box of canned herring, the soup is also Put it inside, and finally find a public toilet, put the feces in it, wrap the things just now with a rag that has been used for three years in the snail noodle shop, and expose it to the sun.

After drying it, knead it into a ball, pour a spoonful of soup from a stinky tofu stall next to the toilet, let it dry for two days, find an old man who hasn’t drunk water for three days, urinate yellow urine, eat it right away, You can experience the taste of devil fruit.

Minors are advised to try it accompanied by their parents.

Shileu ate one of the fruits.

A devil fruit.

It does taste like a devil fruit.

The nose is hot, the tongue is hot, and it is difficult to swallow.

Feeling the power of the fruit, Shiryu lit a cigar.

The entire audience was watching Shiliu of the Rain, and Shiliu was also watching the audience.

"I got the fruit, and I want to kill someone."

"I want to celebrate this day with your blood."

Shiliu of the Rain muttered faintly, no one heard what he was saying, and no one knew why this player was so bloodthirsty.

"Let me use the power of the fruit to kill you!"

"Hahahahaha!"

This time, Xiliu yelled very loudly, but the host who didn't know what was going on rushed over with a microphone, wanting to interview.
The arrogant voice covered the audience, and the audience was instantly dumbfounded.

To kill them?
We came to watch the show, not to be a target and get hacked!
"Really?" Most of the audience still didn't believe what the player said, and everyone thought the player was joking.

However, what they didn't know was that, as a fun person, Xiliu enjoyed the pleasure of slashing people with his own hands, rather than watching others fight, which is too inferior.

"This contestant, your joke just now is very interesting, I would like to ask, what is your opinion about this competition?"

"Shh!"

The host was still talking, but his head had already fallen on the stage.

Blood splattered all over the ground, and everyone was silent.

"Run!"

I don't know who yelled that, the whole audience was like a gini on a hot pot, the pot was fried in an instant, regardless of their own image, and ran towards the exit.

They can be regarded as knowing that this guy with a knife and a cigar is really playing TM!

"Hahahahaha! Turn into the ghosts of my sword! Let me die!"

Shiliu pointed at the auditorium with his saber Thunderstorm, and suddenly he also saw a fruit-capable user beside the auditorium.

Barrier fruit ability user - Bartolomeo!

"Your ability is good, bring it!"

Shileu of the Rain said, pointing his palm at Bartolomeo!

"What! What are you going to do!" Bartolomeo was frightened into a cold sweat, and quickly used his barrier ability to set up a round cover.

The huge coercion forced the audience to turn their attention to Shiliu of the Rain.

next second!
"boom!"

White smoke enveloped Shilieu of the Rain, and everyone looked at the opposite white smoke with frozen expressions.
The smoke dissipated.

Ah this
What about people?

"boom!"

Another puff of white smoke.

Everyone was shocked because Shiliu of the Rain appeared again.

At this moment, Shiliu no longer had the arrogant expression he had at the beginning.

A drop of cold sweat that didn't belong to others slipped down his forehead!

With his strange expression, he used his ability again!

"boom!"

After the thick fog cleared, this time everyone discovered that Shiliu of the Rain hadn't disappeared on the stage.

But
became.
A banana! ?

(End of this chapter)