The Cultivation Period of the Great God of Internet Literature

Chapter 595 I'm the Most Advancing with the Times!

After hearing this, Lao Tzu remained silent, and led the Taoist to stand up and said, "Three Taoist brothers, Junior Brother Zhunti, let's go and have a look. As the saying goes, beating a child on a rainy day is also idle. What's more, Tang Xiao is pretty good to us, so it's okay to go and have a look!"

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "Prepare fellow Taoist, then he has eliminated our mana, what should we say about this matter?"

Tang Xiao was very helpless after hearing this, and said: "Uncle Yuanshi Tianzun, I really didn't do that. Who are you guys, do I have the ability? Of course, it's useless even if I swear, you old man Don't run on me again, okay?"

Yuanshi Tianzun smiled and said: "Okay, okay, okay, Tang Xiao, we promise you. Alas, it seems that the young man is really amazing. Five saints went to see him at such a young age. He can't help it." Have you been bragging all your life?"

Master Tongtian said: "Brother, let's go as we like, but don't reveal your identity, senior brother, what do you think?"

I frowned and thought for a while, and said, "Third Junior Brother, what Tang Xiao brought back was just a mortal, why are you so nervous? Let's go, let's meet him, it's something to do in these boring days Let's do it!"

Master Tongtian nodded helplessly, but he said again: "Tang Xiao, can you go to your senior brothers and sisters? Why do you have to come to us? Could it be that you want to punish us on purpose?"

Tang Xiao smiled wryly and said, "Master, my brothers and sisters are all concentrating on cultivation, while you five old people have no mana, so you are more relaxed, right?"

What else did the leader of Tongtian want to say, but I smiled and said, "Third Junior Brother, you are also the leader of Jiejiao, why are you not straightforward at all? Don't be mother-in-law, let's go, Tang Xiao, you lead the way!"

"Okay!" Tang Xiao agreed very readily, and led a few people out of the room to the lobby on the first floor.

Tang Xiaojun and the three demons of Xuanyuanfen stood in the hall, and when they saw the five saints coming down, the three demons immediately knelt down.

Tang Xiaojun looked at the five saints, then at the three demons kneeling on the ground, and asked, "Three girls, what are you doing? Why do you kneel down when you see five old men?"

I was afraid that the Xuanyuan Tomb Three Demons would show their secrets, so I hurriedly said: "You three get up and stand aside!"

"Yes!" The three monsters stood up with a promise, and then stood aside. The five saints sat side by side on the sofa, and did not let Tang Xiaojun sit down.

Tang Xiao's expression was a little awkward, and he said with a sneer: "Five old people, this is my new friend named Tang Xiaojun! Brother Tang, these five old people are all my...my grandpa!"

According to seniority, Tang Xiao should be a disciple of the five saints.However, he felt that if he wanted to say that these five saints were his uncles, it would be a bit inconsistent with his status.

Hearing this, Tang Xiaojun had a complimenting look on his face, and smiled at the five saints: "Five old men, hello, are you really Tang Xiao's grandfather?"

"Well, that's right," Lao Tzu nodded and said, "Young man, I heard from my useless grandson that you want to see us?"

Tang Xiaojun nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, old man, I really want to see you, so I want to make friends with a few of you, what do you think?"

"Young man, do you want to make friends with us?" Yuanshi Tianzun sneered and said, "I think you are a bit high-ranking, right? Do you know the identities of the five of us?"

"I know," Tang Xiaojun said with a smile, "Old man, aren't you Tang Xiao's grandfather?"

Yuanshi Tianzun sneered again, and said, "Young man, that's just one of our identities. To tell you the truth, the five of us are not ordinary people, we have a lot of abilities!"

"Really?" Tang Xiaojun laughed as soon as he heard it, and said, "Old man, you said you have many skills, so what are your skills? Can you tell me about it?"

Master Tongtian said: "Young man, we are very capable. We know astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom. We know everything from ancient times to the present, and all kinds of yin and yang techniques are not difficult for us. How about it? Do you think it is enough?"

Tang Xiaojun didn't feel much emotion after hearing this, but smiled and said, "Old man, can you write novels?"

"What? Write a novel?" The five sages were all stunned when they heard it, and the Taoist Zhunti said, "Young man, what is this novel? Why do we write such a thing? We haven't even heard of it before." !"

"Haha!" Tang Xiaojun laughed when he heard this, and said, "Old man, if you haven't even heard of novels, what's the point of those things you know?"

Taoist Jieyin was very upset when he heard this, and said, "Young man, what kind of bastard are you talking about? Is writing novels so important?"

"Hehe, of course it's important!" Tang Xiaojun laughed and said, "Old man, you five old men, are your brains too old? Don't you know how to keep pace with the times? If you don't know how to keep pace with the times Keep advancing, sooner or later you will be abandoned by this era!"

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "I said young people, what kind of nonsense are you talking about? Why don't we keep pace with the times? Could it be that only writing novels can keep pace with the times?"

Tang Xiaojun laughed again, and said, "Old man, what do you mean, you are still keeping pace with the times?"

"Of course!" Yuanshi Tianzun said: "Young man, of course we are advancing with the times. Even a child like you understands this truth, let alone us?"

"Haha, is that right? That's great!" Tang Xiaojun was very happy when he heard that, and said with a smile: "Five old men, since you say that you are very advanced with the times, can I test you! This old man, just Let's start with you, okay?"

Tang Xiaojun came to Lao Tzu after speaking, and Lao Tzu said, "Young man, what do you want to ask me?"

Tang Xiaojun smiled and said: "Old man, I want to ask you, do you know what is the first order? What is the uniform order? What is the ten thousand order? What is the high order?"

"This..." Lao Tzu frowned upon hearing this. These words are all terms of online novels, how could he know?

Tang Xiaojun was very proud when he saw it, so he came to Yuanshi Tianzun again, and said with a smile: "Old man, let me ask you a few questions too? Do you know what is the quiz? What is the high school entrance examination? What is the college entrance examination? What is it? It’s called a research exam? What’s a public exam?”

Yuanshi Tianzun thought about it for a long time, of course he didn't know, but he still asked, "Young man, shouldn't the high school entrance examination be followed by the big entrance examination? Why is the high school entrance examination? Your high school entrance examination should correspond to the low entrance examination, right? Tang Xiao, you brat, what are you laughing at? Am I wrong? "

(End of this chapter)