The Cultivation Period of the Great God of Internet Literature
Chapter 31 Playing with Lin Binger!
Chapter 31 Playing with Lin Binger!
"Help now? Pay us back?" Xiao Jiagui was a little happy after hearing this, and said, "Tang Xiao, what do you mean?"
"Hehe, of course it's a good intention!" Tang Xiao said with a smile: "Master Xiao, if you want, I will help you hold the heaven and earth worship ceremony right now, okay? Lin Binger, I think you have no objection?"
"What? Tang Xiao, you bastard!" Lin Binger yelled as soon as she heard it, and said, "Who said I want to be with this guy? You, are you courting death?"
"Hey, Bing'er, I think Tang Xiao is right," Xiao Jiagui said with a smile, "We really get along very well. Besides, our family backgrounds are also very well matched. If you don't marry me, Tiannan You can’t find someone with the right family in the city! Besides, Bing’er, I really love you!”
"Fuck your uncle's true love!" Lin Binger scolded: "Xiao Jiagui, you said you are true love for me, so let me ask you, why didn't you say marry me when I became a vegetable?"
"I……"
Xiao Jiagui was at a loss for words as soon as she heard it, Lin Binger continued: "Xiao Jiagui, well, I don't care about the past with you! Now, as long as you beat Tang Xiao up, I'll be your girlfriend. what do you think?"
"Lin Binger, this is what you said!" Xiao Jiagui hadn't spoken yet, but Tang Xiao seized this opportunity and said, "Master Xiao, since this is the case, you can do it! As long as you and Lin Binger can be fulfilled, I, Tang Xiao, Xiao Wan will not hesitate to die, come on!"
Tang Xiao put on a dignified look, because he knew in his heart that Nuwa would never be with someone like Xiao Jiagui, so no matter how loud he quarreled, even if Xiao Jiagui really wanted to beat him, Nuwa would not. Will stand by.
Xiao Jiagui looked at Tang Xiao over there now, and then asked Lin Binger: "Binger, you said that as long as I beat Tang Xiao up, you will stay with me. Does your words count?"
"I... mean what I say!" Lin Binger originally wanted to say no, but when she saw Tang Xiao like this, she became cruel and said, "Xiao Jiagui, you have to beat him hard!"
"Okay!" Xiao Jiagui said as soon as he heard it: "Bing'er, then you just look at it! Tang Xiao, for Binger's sake, I have no choice but to let you down, watch the trick!"
"Wait!" Seeing that Xiao Jiagui was really going to hit him, Tang Xiao shouted hastily, and Lin Binger sneered, "Tang Xiao, didn't you treat death like home just now? Why, are you scared now?"
"Lin Binger, you are so bad!" Tang Xiao turned his head to Xiao Jiagui and said, "Master Xiao, Lin Binger is lying to you, can't you see it?"
"Cheat me?" Xiao Jiagui was taken aback and said, "Tang Xiao, what do you mean by that?"
"What do you think?" Tang Xiao said, "Master Xiao, think about it, she told you to beat me up hard, but what's the standard for being hard? If you finish the beating, she won't be hard enough, Haven't you given up all your previous efforts?"
"Hey, Tang Xiao, what you said makes sense!" Xiao Jiagui said, "Then tell me, what should I do?"
Tang Xiao said: "Master Xiao, you must ask clearly, what exactly is cruelty? For example, how many slaps? How many kicks? Isn't it? Of course, if Lin Binger said too much, then It’s just perfunctory! Lin Bing’er, what do you think?”
"Hmph, Tang Xiao, I think you are delaying time?" Lin Bing'er sneered, "How about this, Xiao Jiagui, you only need to slap him five times, but every slap should be loud, at least You can hear it 20 meters away, okay?"
"Okay, that's great!" Xiao Jiagui was very happy when he heard that, and said, "Tang Xiao, did you hear that too? Now, let's get started!"
"No!" Tang Xiao waved his hand and said, "Master Xiao, I still have to say a few words to Lin Binger!"
"Tang Xiao, are you so interesting?" Lin Binger sneered and said, "I have already set the number of slaps, why do you still have something to say?"
"Lin Binger, do you think I, Tang Xiao, am a fool?" Tang Xiao smiled and said, "I want to ask you, what if Xiao Jiagui can't get five slaps?"
"Tang Xiao, don't worry," Xiao Jiagui said, "It's just five slaps, I'm not that stupid!"
"Master Xiao, you don't understand!" Tang Xiao said, "Lin Binger turned out to be a vegetable. This time, she suddenly recovered because she had a special function that can control people's thinking! My worry is that if you After only slapping me three or four times, Lin Binger will use this special ability to control me to dodge or fight back, and that's over!"
"Oh?" Xiao Jiagui was very surprised when he heard it, and said: "Bing'er, you, do you really have this ability?"
"Xiao Jiagui, do you think it's possible?" Lin Binger said, "Tang Xiao is talking nonsense!"
"Am I talking nonsense?" Tang Xiao said with a smile: "Okay! Lin Binger, if you dare to swear that you can ensure that Master Xiao slaps me five times within one minute, and then marry him, I will immediately let you He hit me, what do you think?"
"You..." Lin Bing'er was a little scared when she heard this. If she agreed, wouldn't it be terrible?
Xiao Jiagui said beside him: "Bing'er, for the happiness of both of us, why don't you agree? Don't worry, as long as you marry me, I will definitely treat you very well! Let's have more children. At that time, we can live together, live together like glue, look like a man and woman, and work together, oh, no, no, working together is a bad word, it should be the love of a concubine! Binger, you say..."
"Shut up!" Lin Bing'er became annoyed the more she listened, she pointed with her finger, a golden light split into several strands, and flew towards Xiao Jiagui's men!
The bodies of those guys shook and their expressions were startled, and then rushed up to punch and kick Xiao Jiagui!
"Ouch, ouch!"
Xiao Jiagui yelled in pain, and said: "Are you fucking crazy? Stop it, stop it! Ouch, Ouch!"
Tang Xiao stood beside Lin Binger and smiled, and said, "Master Xiao, am I right? This Lin Binger really has such abilities, and your subordinates are controlled by him!"
"Bing'er, you..."
Lin Binger said angrily: "Xiao Jiagui, I just have this supernatural power! If you dare to pester me again in the future, I will definitely let someone beat you to death!"
"Bing'er, I, I really like you!" Xiao Jiagui shouted.
"Nonsense!" Lin Bing'er said, "Xiao Jiagui, I don't want to see you now! Get the hell out of here!"
As Lin Binger said, she pointed again, and those bodyguards lifted Xiao Jiagui up and carried him away!
Xiao Jiagui's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared. Tang Xiao smiled and said, "Lin Binger, are you disappointed today? You didn't succeed in hitting me, did you?"
(End of this chapter)
"Help now? Pay us back?" Xiao Jiagui was a little happy after hearing this, and said, "Tang Xiao, what do you mean?"
"Hehe, of course it's a good intention!" Tang Xiao said with a smile: "Master Xiao, if you want, I will help you hold the heaven and earth worship ceremony right now, okay? Lin Binger, I think you have no objection?"
"What? Tang Xiao, you bastard!" Lin Binger yelled as soon as she heard it, and said, "Who said I want to be with this guy? You, are you courting death?"
"Hey, Bing'er, I think Tang Xiao is right," Xiao Jiagui said with a smile, "We really get along very well. Besides, our family backgrounds are also very well matched. If you don't marry me, Tiannan You can’t find someone with the right family in the city! Besides, Bing’er, I really love you!”
"Fuck your uncle's true love!" Lin Binger scolded: "Xiao Jiagui, you said you are true love for me, so let me ask you, why didn't you say marry me when I became a vegetable?"
"I……"
Xiao Jiagui was at a loss for words as soon as she heard it, Lin Binger continued: "Xiao Jiagui, well, I don't care about the past with you! Now, as long as you beat Tang Xiao up, I'll be your girlfriend. what do you think?"
"Lin Binger, this is what you said!" Xiao Jiagui hadn't spoken yet, but Tang Xiao seized this opportunity and said, "Master Xiao, since this is the case, you can do it! As long as you and Lin Binger can be fulfilled, I, Tang Xiao, Xiao Wan will not hesitate to die, come on!"
Tang Xiao put on a dignified look, because he knew in his heart that Nuwa would never be with someone like Xiao Jiagui, so no matter how loud he quarreled, even if Xiao Jiagui really wanted to beat him, Nuwa would not. Will stand by.
Xiao Jiagui looked at Tang Xiao over there now, and then asked Lin Binger: "Binger, you said that as long as I beat Tang Xiao up, you will stay with me. Does your words count?"
"I... mean what I say!" Lin Binger originally wanted to say no, but when she saw Tang Xiao like this, she became cruel and said, "Xiao Jiagui, you have to beat him hard!"
"Okay!" Xiao Jiagui said as soon as he heard it: "Bing'er, then you just look at it! Tang Xiao, for Binger's sake, I have no choice but to let you down, watch the trick!"
"Wait!" Seeing that Xiao Jiagui was really going to hit him, Tang Xiao shouted hastily, and Lin Binger sneered, "Tang Xiao, didn't you treat death like home just now? Why, are you scared now?"
"Lin Binger, you are so bad!" Tang Xiao turned his head to Xiao Jiagui and said, "Master Xiao, Lin Binger is lying to you, can't you see it?"
"Cheat me?" Xiao Jiagui was taken aback and said, "Tang Xiao, what do you mean by that?"
"What do you think?" Tang Xiao said, "Master Xiao, think about it, she told you to beat me up hard, but what's the standard for being hard? If you finish the beating, she won't be hard enough, Haven't you given up all your previous efforts?"
"Hey, Tang Xiao, what you said makes sense!" Xiao Jiagui said, "Then tell me, what should I do?"
Tang Xiao said: "Master Xiao, you must ask clearly, what exactly is cruelty? For example, how many slaps? How many kicks? Isn't it? Of course, if Lin Binger said too much, then It’s just perfunctory! Lin Bing’er, what do you think?”
"Hmph, Tang Xiao, I think you are delaying time?" Lin Bing'er sneered, "How about this, Xiao Jiagui, you only need to slap him five times, but every slap should be loud, at least You can hear it 20 meters away, okay?"
"Okay, that's great!" Xiao Jiagui was very happy when he heard that, and said, "Tang Xiao, did you hear that too? Now, let's get started!"
"No!" Tang Xiao waved his hand and said, "Master Xiao, I still have to say a few words to Lin Binger!"
"Tang Xiao, are you so interesting?" Lin Binger sneered and said, "I have already set the number of slaps, why do you still have something to say?"
"Lin Binger, do you think I, Tang Xiao, am a fool?" Tang Xiao smiled and said, "I want to ask you, what if Xiao Jiagui can't get five slaps?"
"Tang Xiao, don't worry," Xiao Jiagui said, "It's just five slaps, I'm not that stupid!"
"Master Xiao, you don't understand!" Tang Xiao said, "Lin Binger turned out to be a vegetable. This time, she suddenly recovered because she had a special function that can control people's thinking! My worry is that if you After only slapping me three or four times, Lin Binger will use this special ability to control me to dodge or fight back, and that's over!"
"Oh?" Xiao Jiagui was very surprised when he heard it, and said: "Bing'er, you, do you really have this ability?"
"Xiao Jiagui, do you think it's possible?" Lin Binger said, "Tang Xiao is talking nonsense!"
"Am I talking nonsense?" Tang Xiao said with a smile: "Okay! Lin Binger, if you dare to swear that you can ensure that Master Xiao slaps me five times within one minute, and then marry him, I will immediately let you He hit me, what do you think?"
"You..." Lin Bing'er was a little scared when she heard this. If she agreed, wouldn't it be terrible?
Xiao Jiagui said beside him: "Bing'er, for the happiness of both of us, why don't you agree? Don't worry, as long as you marry me, I will definitely treat you very well! Let's have more children. At that time, we can live together, live together like glue, look like a man and woman, and work together, oh, no, no, working together is a bad word, it should be the love of a concubine! Binger, you say..."
"Shut up!" Lin Bing'er became annoyed the more she listened, she pointed with her finger, a golden light split into several strands, and flew towards Xiao Jiagui's men!
The bodies of those guys shook and their expressions were startled, and then rushed up to punch and kick Xiao Jiagui!
"Ouch, ouch!"
Xiao Jiagui yelled in pain, and said: "Are you fucking crazy? Stop it, stop it! Ouch, Ouch!"
Tang Xiao stood beside Lin Binger and smiled, and said, "Master Xiao, am I right? This Lin Binger really has such abilities, and your subordinates are controlled by him!"
"Bing'er, you..."
Lin Binger said angrily: "Xiao Jiagui, I just have this supernatural power! If you dare to pester me again in the future, I will definitely let someone beat you to death!"
"Bing'er, I, I really like you!" Xiao Jiagui shouted.
"Nonsense!" Lin Bing'er said, "Xiao Jiagui, I don't want to see you now! Get the hell out of here!"
As Lin Binger said, she pointed again, and those bodyguards lifted Xiao Jiagui up and carried him away!
Xiao Jiagui's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared. Tang Xiao smiled and said, "Lin Binger, are you disappointed today? You didn't succeed in hitting me, did you?"
(End of this chapter)
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