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Chapter 35 The fireball ignites!
Chapter 35 The fireball ignites!
Then Wang Xiaoai walked to the front desk, pointed to the lecture table in front of him that was several times bigger than his desk and asked Teacher Yang: "Teacher, how big is this desk?"
"Well, the length is 2 meters, the width is 0.8 meters, and the height is 1.2 meters. What's the matter?" Teacher Yang said something puzzled, and then seemed to think of something, and became a little nervous and excited.
"Well, that's fine, that's all, Bai Xiaofei, you can perform! Get rid of this for me, and I will..." When it came to the end, Wang Xiaoai gritted her teeth, "I'll just give you a kiss!"
"Huh? That's what you said! Don't go back on your word!" Bai Xiaofei became excited when he heard it, and then he walked to the front of the desk, just to put it in.
"Hey! Wait!" Looking at Bai Xiaofei's confident face, Wang Xiaoai became a little worried again, and then quickly stood in front of Bai Xiaofei and said, "I also have a request!"
"Okay! Tell me!" Bai Xiaofei was very excited at the moment, so he didn't care what the request was.
"That's fine!" Wang Xiaoai sat down on the podium immediately, then looked at Bai Xiaofei proudly and said, "Now you can change!"
"You..." Bai Xiaofei looked at the smug Wang Xiaoai, and almost vomited blood in depression, "Is there anyone like you?"
"Huh! If you can't change it, tell me earlier, what excuses are you looking for!" Wang Xiaoai said, "I'm like this, what can you do to me!" ' looked at Bai Xiaofei with that expression.
"Uh... Wang Xiaoai's request is really too much, why don't you change it?" At this time, Teacher Yang didn't believe that Bai Xiaofei could do this anymore, so he persuaded him.
"No!" Looking at Wang Xiaoai who was sitting triumphantly on the podium, Bai Xiaofei immediately vetoed it, and then thought a little depressed in his heart: "It's really a turn of wind and water! I wonder if this backpack can only store this podium Go in, no, you have to try it anyway!"
"Okay, I'll change! But remember my request! Don't play tricks!" After speaking, Bai Xiaofei walked up to the podium, looked at Wang Xiaoai who was sitting on it proudly, put his hand on the podium, and played tricks Shouted: "Heaven and earth are boundless, heaven and earth borrow the law, disappear for me!"
"Ah—ouch!" Wang Xiaoai was originally sitting on the desk, but the desk below her suddenly disappeared, so she immediately yelled in surprise, and then hit the ground with her buttocks in pain. She yelled loudly, then rubbed her butt vigorously, then looked at Bai Xiaofei fiercely, and even had the tendency to cry.
Bai Xiaofei quickly held back the desire to comfort her, and then said, "Did you see it? It's time to implement my request!"
"Hmph!" Wang Xiaoai stood up slowly, then looked at Bai Xiaofei and said, "You have a good idea!"
"This...Ms. Yang, look at Wang Xiaoai, she is cheating again. You must know that I agreed to his unreasonable request just now. Now that I have done it, he has started cheating. This is dishonest behavior. This kind of behavior must be stopped in time, otherwise Wang Xiaoai will definitely get deeper and deeper in the future! You are right! Teacher Yang!" Bai Xiaofei said to Teacher Yang beside him.
"Hmm! Bai Xiaofei is right, you must keep your word!" Teacher Yang said with a serious face after seeing such a miraculous performance, of course he had to help.
"You... Teacher... You..." Wang Xiaoai was suddenly speechless in anger.
"Have you heard that? To be a man, you must keep your word. What's more, a man must count what he says. Say one is one, and say two is two!" Bai Xiaofei said proudly.
"Oh! So it's like this—" After hearing Bai Xiaofei's smug expression, Wang Xiaoai also laughed, and then stuck out her tongue at Bai Xiaofei, "Yue—but I'm not a man! I'm just a little boy." It's just a little girl, you can talk without saying anything, so I won't kiss you, and I will piss you off!"
"You...you..." Bai Xiaofei pointed at Wang Xiaoai for a long time, but he still didn't say anything, so blame him for being mean!Why do you have to say so many words?
"How... what can you do to me... I won't kiss... Yue—" Seeing Bai Xiaofei's speechless state, Wang Xiaoai became even more proud, and stuck out her tongue at him, with a look 'What can you do to me' expression looked at him.
"You... Huh! If you don't kiss, then don't kiss! I don't care about it!" Looking at Wang Xiaoai who was sticking out her pink tongue in front of him, Bai Xiaofei quickly suppressed the impulse in his heart and said pretending to be disdainful.
"Boom—" Bai Xiaofei released the desk again after finishing speaking, and then said to Teacher Yang, "Teacher, let's go! Don't you still have class?"
"En! Yes, Wang Xiaoai, come here quickly, it's time for class!" Teacher Yang shouted to Wang Xiaoai, who was still proud of her wit, and took the lead to go out.
"Oh! Here we come!" Wang Xiaoai hurriedly followed.
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"Okay, students, now I will teach you how to make this dish. First, let's heat up the pot..." After speaking, Teacher Yang put the pot on the stove, and then began to wait for the pot to heat up.
After a long time, the students below might not be able to wait any longer, so they raised their hands and said, "Teacher, is there a fire in your stove?"
"Huh? Surely there is?" Mr. Yang said, a little bit dumbfounded. Could it be that the students below couldn't see it?
"But teacher, there is no fire on the stove!" The students below said, pointing to the stove. "Nonsense! How could there be no fire?" Teacher Yang touched the middle of the pot in disbelief and found that the pot was still cold after burning for a long time. He picked up the pot and looked at the stove below. No fire!
If this is a scene from an anime, Teacher Yang must have black lines all over his head right now, with beads of sweat dripping down his forehead non-stop.
The lack of fire in the stove is not a small problem. Their stoves are all coal stoves, and they are all big stoves. It is very difficult to light a fire. It's a matter of a while, and there is no need to finish anything without an hour or two, and now the class is over in less than an hour, there is not enough time at all!Thinking of this, Teacher Yang suddenly started to have trouble.
"Didn't you say that you are a cultivator? Then you should know spells! For example, fire spells that can produce flames!" At this time, Wang Xiaoai looked at Teacher Yang who was in trouble, and asked Bai Xiaofei beside him.
"Of course, I know too many spells!" Bai Xiaofei immediately said proudly.
"I don't believe it, go and light the stove if you have the ability!" Wang Xiaoai immediately wrinkled her nose cutely, and then said pretending not to believe it.
"Cut, it's just a fire, I'll get it done with a wave of my hand! But do you think I'll be fooled by you again? Whoever believes in you is a fool! Hmph!" Bai Xiaofei resisted the urge to eat Wang Xiaoai, and deliberately pretended Said with a look of disdain and disregard for her.
"You..." Wang Xiaoai, who hit his weak spot, was speechless for a moment, and after thinking for a while, she continued: "Okay, as long as you can light the fire, I will kiss you! I don't believe it." You really are that kind of cultivator!"
"Cut! I... don't... believe... believe... you!" Bai Xiaofei put his head in front of Wang Xiaoai and said word by word.
"Then what do you have to do to believe it? You bastard!" Wang Xiaoai said through gritted teeth.
"I declare in advance that I'm not a bad guy, even if I am, I'm not a bad guy, but a good guy, a very good guy!" Hearing him scolding himself as a bad guy, Bai Xiaofei immediately stretched out a finger and shook his serious face. He corrected it, and then continued: "How can I trust you? Unless you kiss me back!"
"Xiaofei! Don't pull like this! Hurry up! Okay?" As soon as Bai Xiaofei said that, Wang Xiaoai immediately took his arm and used the Dafa of coquettishness!
"Cut! I'm an upright person, and I won't be tempted by you!" Bai Xiaofei held back the excitement in his heart, shook off Wang Xiaoai's hand that was holding him, and then pretended to be impatient and said, "Go Go! Go! Stay cool and stay there, don't bother me here!"
"Xiaofei! Brother Xiaofei, please let me beg you, okay?" Wang Xiaoai stubbornly grabbed his arm again and continued to act coquettishly.
"Okay! Okay!" In the end, Bai Xiaofei still couldn't stand the test of temptation, and couldn't help but agree: "It's okay not to kiss, but you have to call me more!"
"Yeah! Brother Xiaofei! Good brother! Dear brother! This is the head office!" Wang Xiaoai saw that Bai Xiaofei let go, and immediately called out a few times affectionately, but she didn't suffer much anyway.
"That's about the same!" Bai Xiaofei listened with enjoyment, and then walked slowly towards the stove, but when he got to the edge of the stove, he stopped again, turned his head and asked Wang Xiaoai: " I made the fire come out, you won't play tricks again, will you?"
"No!" Wang Xiaoai gritted her teeth and said, she really didn't believe that Bai Xiaofei could conjure fire.
"Where is the kiss?" Bai Xiaofei continued to ask.
"Of course it's the face! Don't push yourself too hard!" Wang Xiaoai replied hastily.
"No! Here! Because you missed me before!" Hearing that it was on his face, Bai Xiaofei immediately became unhappy, so he pointed to his mouth and said.
"No! Just on the face!" Seeing him pointing to her mouth and wanting to kiss her there, Wang Xiaoai immediately replied firmly.
"Then do you want me to light the fire?" Bai Xiaofei threatened quickly.
"Hmph! Don't count! Then I don't have to kiss you!" Wang Xiaoai said with a look of disdain.
"You...Okay! I'll order!" Bai Xiaofei had no choice but to give up when he saw that it wasn't going to work, but the days are still long, so take your time!
(End of this chapter)
Then Wang Xiaoai walked to the front desk, pointed to the lecture table in front of him that was several times bigger than his desk and asked Teacher Yang: "Teacher, how big is this desk?"
"Well, the length is 2 meters, the width is 0.8 meters, and the height is 1.2 meters. What's the matter?" Teacher Yang said something puzzled, and then seemed to think of something, and became a little nervous and excited.
"Well, that's fine, that's all, Bai Xiaofei, you can perform! Get rid of this for me, and I will..." When it came to the end, Wang Xiaoai gritted her teeth, "I'll just give you a kiss!"
"Huh? That's what you said! Don't go back on your word!" Bai Xiaofei became excited when he heard it, and then he walked to the front of the desk, just to put it in.
"Hey! Wait!" Looking at Bai Xiaofei's confident face, Wang Xiaoai became a little worried again, and then quickly stood in front of Bai Xiaofei and said, "I also have a request!"
"Okay! Tell me!" Bai Xiaofei was very excited at the moment, so he didn't care what the request was.
"That's fine!" Wang Xiaoai sat down on the podium immediately, then looked at Bai Xiaofei proudly and said, "Now you can change!"
"You..." Bai Xiaofei looked at the smug Wang Xiaoai, and almost vomited blood in depression, "Is there anyone like you?"
"Huh! If you can't change it, tell me earlier, what excuses are you looking for!" Wang Xiaoai said, "I'm like this, what can you do to me!" ' looked at Bai Xiaofei with that expression.
"Uh... Wang Xiaoai's request is really too much, why don't you change it?" At this time, Teacher Yang didn't believe that Bai Xiaofei could do this anymore, so he persuaded him.
"No!" Looking at Wang Xiaoai who was sitting triumphantly on the podium, Bai Xiaofei immediately vetoed it, and then thought a little depressed in his heart: "It's really a turn of wind and water! I wonder if this backpack can only store this podium Go in, no, you have to try it anyway!"
"Okay, I'll change! But remember my request! Don't play tricks!" After speaking, Bai Xiaofei walked up to the podium, looked at Wang Xiaoai who was sitting on it proudly, put his hand on the podium, and played tricks Shouted: "Heaven and earth are boundless, heaven and earth borrow the law, disappear for me!"
"Ah—ouch!" Wang Xiaoai was originally sitting on the desk, but the desk below her suddenly disappeared, so she immediately yelled in surprise, and then hit the ground with her buttocks in pain. She yelled loudly, then rubbed her butt vigorously, then looked at Bai Xiaofei fiercely, and even had the tendency to cry.
Bai Xiaofei quickly held back the desire to comfort her, and then said, "Did you see it? It's time to implement my request!"
"Hmph!" Wang Xiaoai stood up slowly, then looked at Bai Xiaofei and said, "You have a good idea!"
"This...Ms. Yang, look at Wang Xiaoai, she is cheating again. You must know that I agreed to his unreasonable request just now. Now that I have done it, he has started cheating. This is dishonest behavior. This kind of behavior must be stopped in time, otherwise Wang Xiaoai will definitely get deeper and deeper in the future! You are right! Teacher Yang!" Bai Xiaofei said to Teacher Yang beside him.
"Hmm! Bai Xiaofei is right, you must keep your word!" Teacher Yang said with a serious face after seeing such a miraculous performance, of course he had to help.
"You... Teacher... You..." Wang Xiaoai was suddenly speechless in anger.
"Have you heard that? To be a man, you must keep your word. What's more, a man must count what he says. Say one is one, and say two is two!" Bai Xiaofei said proudly.
"Oh! So it's like this—" After hearing Bai Xiaofei's smug expression, Wang Xiaoai also laughed, and then stuck out her tongue at Bai Xiaofei, "Yue—but I'm not a man! I'm just a little boy." It's just a little girl, you can talk without saying anything, so I won't kiss you, and I will piss you off!"
"You...you..." Bai Xiaofei pointed at Wang Xiaoai for a long time, but he still didn't say anything, so blame him for being mean!Why do you have to say so many words?
"How... what can you do to me... I won't kiss... Yue—" Seeing Bai Xiaofei's speechless state, Wang Xiaoai became even more proud, and stuck out her tongue at him, with a look 'What can you do to me' expression looked at him.
"You... Huh! If you don't kiss, then don't kiss! I don't care about it!" Looking at Wang Xiaoai who was sticking out her pink tongue in front of him, Bai Xiaofei quickly suppressed the impulse in his heart and said pretending to be disdainful.
"Boom—" Bai Xiaofei released the desk again after finishing speaking, and then said to Teacher Yang, "Teacher, let's go! Don't you still have class?"
"En! Yes, Wang Xiaoai, come here quickly, it's time for class!" Teacher Yang shouted to Wang Xiaoai, who was still proud of her wit, and took the lead to go out.
"Oh! Here we come!" Wang Xiaoai hurriedly followed.
............................................................
"Okay, students, now I will teach you how to make this dish. First, let's heat up the pot..." After speaking, Teacher Yang put the pot on the stove, and then began to wait for the pot to heat up.
After a long time, the students below might not be able to wait any longer, so they raised their hands and said, "Teacher, is there a fire in your stove?"
"Huh? Surely there is?" Mr. Yang said, a little bit dumbfounded. Could it be that the students below couldn't see it?
"But teacher, there is no fire on the stove!" The students below said, pointing to the stove. "Nonsense! How could there be no fire?" Teacher Yang touched the middle of the pot in disbelief and found that the pot was still cold after burning for a long time. He picked up the pot and looked at the stove below. No fire!
If this is a scene from an anime, Teacher Yang must have black lines all over his head right now, with beads of sweat dripping down his forehead non-stop.
The lack of fire in the stove is not a small problem. Their stoves are all coal stoves, and they are all big stoves. It is very difficult to light a fire. It's a matter of a while, and there is no need to finish anything without an hour or two, and now the class is over in less than an hour, there is not enough time at all!Thinking of this, Teacher Yang suddenly started to have trouble.
"Didn't you say that you are a cultivator? Then you should know spells! For example, fire spells that can produce flames!" At this time, Wang Xiaoai looked at Teacher Yang who was in trouble, and asked Bai Xiaofei beside him.
"Of course, I know too many spells!" Bai Xiaofei immediately said proudly.
"I don't believe it, go and light the stove if you have the ability!" Wang Xiaoai immediately wrinkled her nose cutely, and then said pretending not to believe it.
"Cut, it's just a fire, I'll get it done with a wave of my hand! But do you think I'll be fooled by you again? Whoever believes in you is a fool! Hmph!" Bai Xiaofei resisted the urge to eat Wang Xiaoai, and deliberately pretended Said with a look of disdain and disregard for her.
"You..." Wang Xiaoai, who hit his weak spot, was speechless for a moment, and after thinking for a while, she continued: "Okay, as long as you can light the fire, I will kiss you! I don't believe it." You really are that kind of cultivator!"
"Cut! I... don't... believe... believe... you!" Bai Xiaofei put his head in front of Wang Xiaoai and said word by word.
"Then what do you have to do to believe it? You bastard!" Wang Xiaoai said through gritted teeth.
"I declare in advance that I'm not a bad guy, even if I am, I'm not a bad guy, but a good guy, a very good guy!" Hearing him scolding himself as a bad guy, Bai Xiaofei immediately stretched out a finger and shook his serious face. He corrected it, and then continued: "How can I trust you? Unless you kiss me back!"
"Xiaofei! Don't pull like this! Hurry up! Okay?" As soon as Bai Xiaofei said that, Wang Xiaoai immediately took his arm and used the Dafa of coquettishness!
"Cut! I'm an upright person, and I won't be tempted by you!" Bai Xiaofei held back the excitement in his heart, shook off Wang Xiaoai's hand that was holding him, and then pretended to be impatient and said, "Go Go! Go! Stay cool and stay there, don't bother me here!"
"Xiaofei! Brother Xiaofei, please let me beg you, okay?" Wang Xiaoai stubbornly grabbed his arm again and continued to act coquettishly.
"Okay! Okay!" In the end, Bai Xiaofei still couldn't stand the test of temptation, and couldn't help but agree: "It's okay not to kiss, but you have to call me more!"
"Yeah! Brother Xiaofei! Good brother! Dear brother! This is the head office!" Wang Xiaoai saw that Bai Xiaofei let go, and immediately called out a few times affectionately, but she didn't suffer much anyway.
"That's about the same!" Bai Xiaofei listened with enjoyment, and then walked slowly towards the stove, but when he got to the edge of the stove, he stopped again, turned his head and asked Wang Xiaoai: " I made the fire come out, you won't play tricks again, will you?"
"No!" Wang Xiaoai gritted her teeth and said, she really didn't believe that Bai Xiaofei could conjure fire.
"Where is the kiss?" Bai Xiaofei continued to ask.
"Of course it's the face! Don't push yourself too hard!" Wang Xiaoai replied hastily.
"No! Here! Because you missed me before!" Hearing that it was on his face, Bai Xiaofei immediately became unhappy, so he pointed to his mouth and said.
"No! Just on the face!" Seeing him pointing to her mouth and wanting to kiss her there, Wang Xiaoai immediately replied firmly.
"Then do you want me to light the fire?" Bai Xiaofei threatened quickly.
"Hmph! Don't count! Then I don't have to kiss you!" Wang Xiaoai said with a look of disdain.
"You...Okay! I'll order!" Bai Xiaofei had no choice but to give up when he saw that it wasn't going to work, but the days are still long, so take your time!
(End of this chapter)
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