If you don't do it the other way around, you'll get sick

Chapter 296
goo goo goo...

Chen Hou sat in front of the signing table, looked at the table, except for the pen or the desktop, thinking with his stomach rumbling.

Of course he didn't want to eat these oily pens, it was just that he was so hungry.

I was already hungry enough, but now my stomach capacity has been improved again.

The digestive system is improved, and then I become more and more hungry, very hungry.

"Ha... Gulu Gulu..."

Chen Hou picked up a bottle of water and gulped it down.

When you are hungry and have nothing to eat, drinking water is also an option.

If your stomach is full, you won't feel hungry.

Chen Hou's current thinking is that as long as he persists until the end of the signing meeting, it will be fine.

As long as he persists until then, he must eat a whole cow.

Beef, tripe, beef tendon!
Grumpy Grumpy!

Chen Hou thought about this, and the more he thought about it, the hungrier he became, so he could only take another big sip of mineral water. After only two sips of a bottle of water, he basically bottomed out.

"Prepare…"

The staff on the side spoke with a walkie-talkie.

It should be to open the door, ready to let book fans in.

"start…"

the staff said.

Then the whole bookstore became noisy. As soon as the door was opened, the quiet atmosphere here was exaggerated by the noise outside.

It was also at this time that Chen Hou felt the horror of the crowd and imagined that he would sign 600 people later.

Chen Hou felt pain in his hand!
Signing a book for a writer is really a manual job, and most people can't do it.

"Hello…"

Chen Hou smiled and began to receive guests.

Chen Hou's belly has rich social experience, so he knows exactly what kind of expression he should show at this time.

When people spend money, you have to show a sweet smile.

"Ah, Great God Wu, I like you..."

The first person to come in was a young man in his 20s, a little fat, with glasses on his cheeks.

This should be an otaku...

"Aha, is that so, thank you for liking Journey to the West..."

Chen Hou reached out to take Journey to the West and began to sign.

If you want to end quickly, you have to control the time, shake hands, and sign while saying two sentences.

This is the easiest way that Chen Hou can imagine.

This is a dull and tedious job, one must be patient, and there is not a little bit of ingenuity to use.

gollum...

Of course, compared with the mental torture, the most terrifying thing for Chen Hou at this time was the physical torture.

The hand is one aspect, the most painful should be the stomach.

Because at this time, there is only water in it, and the digestion is extremely fast. The two sips of water that Chen Hou drank can't stop his hunger.

So, after a while, my stomach started to growl again.

Then, the sound will be endless, sign one, and the stomach will make a sound, the thief is on time.

Chen Hou wondered if his stomach was controlled by the rebirth notes.

There is no way, the stomach is rumbling, and the voice is not small, Chen Hou can only nod embarrassedly to the book fans opposite.

Then take advantage of the gap to drink water. After drinking water, the stomach will stop.

However, this method is not effective for such a long time, so he can only control it by drinking water frequently.

Chen Hou used this method to mix for an hour.

There were about 420 people who signed the contract, and their hands were already very tired, but this was not the most tiring part of Chen Hou.

The most tiring thing about Chen Hou is that he drank too much water.

Then, naturally, there will be more urine.

Generally speaking, it is not allowed to drink water in this situation, because it is not polite to go to the toilet in the middle of the signing meeting.

And this guy Chen Hou obviously didn't think of this episode. At that time, he thought that his stomach wouldn't growl.

But now he knows that all his actions just now were his attempts to tear down the east wall to make up for the west wall.

The final result is that the east wall and the west wall collapsed.

His stomach rang, and then he had to hold back his urine. Originally, Chen Hou planned to ignore it, but there were still so many people in front of him.

How could he ignore it...

So, this guy can only bear it, fortunately this guy can bear it.

After all, he was trampled by Zhao Yiren before, but then Chen Hou calculated the time superficially.

One hour, more than 420 people, 600, [-] people.

Almost six hours the fuck!
Chen Hou was really confused this time, so, hungry and suffocated, for six hours, Chen Hou felt that he would die.

However, at this time, there is no good way. At present, it can only be mixed.

Let's see if we can pause at noon.

01:30pm…

After Chen Hou signaled for a long time, the staff understood and took a break.

This guy Chen Hou bowed to all the book fans outside the store, and then rushed towards the bathroom frantically.

He can't hold it anymore!
……

lounge…

After relaxing, Chen Hou was squatting on the ground and eating a box lunch, which was his lunch.

This is already Chen Hou's food, the third box!
"Oh, I'm angry!"

Zhao Yiren also squatted beside Chen Hou, looking at Chen Houdao.

Chen Hou turned his head away and didn't speak.

"Who told you to be so late..."

Zhao Yiren continued.

She seemed to really feel that, she looked a little embarrassed, but she had a very good temper.

Chen Hou still didn't speak...

"Are you really ignoring me!"

Zhao Yiren saw that it was too soft, so his tone became tough.

However, the means that must be used in the past are useless today.

Chen Hou just didn't speak.

Uh~ah!
After finishing the third box of lunch, Chen Hou raised his head to the sky and burped, and wiped his mouth casually with his hands.

"right!!"

Chen Hou said such a word viciously to Zhao Yiren.

Then get up and walk away...

Zhao Yiren stared blankly at Chen Hou who walked away.

puff...

After a while, the girl suddenly laughed out loud.

Chen Hou was seriously angry!

This was something Zhao Yiren had never seen before. In the past, no matter what she did, Chen Hou would bear it and would not yell at her so loudly.

Because Chen Hou has always been polite to her.

Never had the slightest feeling like this today.

In the eyes of girls, this is a good thing!
In Zhao Yiren's opinion, it's really kind of you to be so angry if you are not so polite.

Because this is a further manifestation of the relationship.

"Hmph... so fierce!"

Zhao Yiren turned towards the door, wrinkled his nose, and said in a vicious manner.

After making this very fierce expression on himself, he stood up, returned to his seat and played with his mobile phone.

Sitting posture is comfortable...

"Um?!"

Zhao Yiren clicked on a social networking site casually, but she was immediately attracted by the number one trending search.

The name of the hot search is: Wu Chengen with a growling stomach, so dedicated...

What's wrong, this guy Chen Hou is on the hot search again.

However, the name is not very nice...

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(End of this chapter)