I'm really not a dresser

Chapter 156 I Belittle Myself

Looking at the middle-aged man lying on the ground, Ling Yu couldn't get angry!

"Don't you just say that you are robbing money? You have to chase me so far! I thought you were here to rob sex!"

Ling Yu shouted angrily.

"Stop hitting!...stop hitting!...I dare not!"

The middle-aged man begged for mercy again.

"Do you know where you went wrong?"

Ling Yu asked.

"I... my mistake was not to rob money! I should rob sex, right?"

The middle-aged man rolled his eyes and said cautiously.

"Snapped!……"

Ling Yu slapped him on the head with a slap.

"What are you thinking about in your mind? Your mistake is that you shouldn't have plotted against me!"

Ling Yu said angrily.

"Yes yes yes! I'm really obsessed! Beauty! Please let me go! I won't dare again..."

The middle-aged man looked at Ling Yu in fear and begged for mercy.

"It's not impossible to let you go, but you have to take off all your clothes, otherwise you will just wait to get involved!"

Ling Yu said with a playful smile.

Hearing Ling Yu's conditions, the middle-aged man's face suddenly became weird, as if he didn't expect Ling Yu to propose such perverted conditions.

"Beauty!...You seem to...do you seem too impatient? But, uncle, I like it!"

The middle-aged man smiled wretchedly.

As he spoke, the middle-aged man immediately began to take off his clothes. In the blink of an eye, he completely stripped himself off, leaving only a pair of red underpants that stand out in the dark!
Seeing the white-striped pig suddenly appearing in front of him, Ling Yu didn't know what to say for a while!

"Beauty! Come on...I promise I won't resist!"

The middle-aged man bit his lip with a face of humiliation, looked at Ling Yu and said quietly.

For a moment, Ling Yu felt his belly churning, and he almost vomited out the last night's meal!

Without hesitation, Ling Yu just went up and kicked the middle-aged man's ass!
"Your dirty thoughts have polluted my pure heart! What are you thinking? I mean let you run back like this!"

Ling Yu said speechlessly with black lines all over his head.

"Ah!...Beauty! Can you change the conditions? As long as you don't run naked, you can ask me to do anything!"

The middle-aged man's expression froze for a moment, showing embarrassment.

"Do you think I'm negotiating terms with you? Or do you think I can't do anything about you?"

Ling Yu laughed jokingly, but he grabbed the fruit knife on the ground, and then turned his eyes to the crotch of the middle-aged man!
Seeing this, the middle-aged man immediately covered his red underpants, with a look of panic and panic on his face.

"Beauty! You!... What are you trying to do? It's illegal to do that!"

At this moment, Ling Yu is the incarnation of a female devil in the heart of the middle-aged man. She is not only delicate and beautiful, but also deadly and dangerous!

"You only have one chance! Why are you still standing there? Why don't you run away?"

Ling Yu suggested with a sneer.

Hearing Ling Yu's words, the middle-aged man was terrified. When he thought of Ling Yu's ability to torture him, and seeing the knife in Ling Yu's hand, and the threat of getting involved, he gritted his teeth in shame and indignation, and then yelled at him. I ran away!

Seeing the middle-aged man running naked towards the distance, a smile could not help but appear on the corner of Ling Yu's mouth!
In the middle of the night, a man in red underpants was running naked on the road!

Such a picture looks extraordinarily weird!

Without delay, Ling Yu no longer paid attention to the streaking man, but quickly returned in the direction he came from!
When passing by a roadside stall, Ling Yu casually bought two sets of fried rice, so that Meng Hao could have an excuse when he asked later!
But when Ling Yu returned to the Internet cafe, he saw Meng Hao playing a solo match with others!

I never thought of his existence at all!
But this is the province of Ling Yu who went to the trouble of explaining.

When Meng Hao saw Ling Yu, his face suddenly froze, as if he remembered something, and then a look of remorse and regret emerged.

"Hey! How did I forget you! Brother Yu! Why did you show up now? What did you do just now?"

Meng Hao looked at Ling Yu with regret and asked.

"What's the matter? What happened?"

Ling Yu pretended to be puzzled and asked.

"Do you know who came just now! You may not believe it! Ling Ruoxue, Goddess Ling, do you know her? She came to the Internet cafe just now! She even played two games with me!"

Meng Hao said excitedly and proudly.

Seeing the inexplicable excited look on Meng Hao's face, Ling Yu didn't know what to say for a while.

But in order to cooperate with the acting, Ling Yu showed a look of surprise!

"Ling Ruoxue? Are you talking about the school belle Ling Ruoxue?"

Ling Yu revealed a look of disbelief and said.

"Yes! That's right! It's her! My goddess!"

Meng Hao's face showed a look of excitement that was hard to add.

"I never thought that Goddess Ruoxue was the champion of the Internet Cafe Champion Cup last time! Not only is she beautiful, but she is also good at playing games! She is also very gentle, she is the perfect wife!"

Meng Hao continued.

"........."

For a moment, Ling Yu felt a little ashamed in his heart, and also a little indescribably happy!

What Ling Yu is ashamed of is that he has made the identity of women's clothing so good that his good brothers are obsessed with it!

Anshuang is because Ling Yu heard Meng Hao praise him so much, although he is not a woman's identity now, but that is another him, isn't he?

However, Ling Yu was still a little worried. Judging from Meng Hao's expression now, he seemed to be really infatuated with him!It would be bad if Meng Hao was brought into the pit like this!

"Is Ling Ruoxue really as perfect as you say? I don't think so! You don't know her at all, so don't jump to conclusions!"

Ling Yu questioned.

I'm afraid Ling Yu is the only one in this world who dares to play around like this when he speaks ill of himself behind his back!

"Brother Yu! I don't allow you to speak ill of my goddess Ruoxue behind her back! In my mind, she is the most perfect goddess!"

Meng Hao said with a straight face.

Seeing this, Ling Yu understood that Meng Hao was completely hopeless!
"Okay! Let's not talk about Ling Ruoxue! I went out and bought two fast food just now, let's just eat it!"

Ling Yu handed Meng Hao a box of fast food.

Seeing this, Meng Hao didn't hesitate, and immediately took the boxed lunch.

"Hey! Why didn't you come back earlier just now? You can catch up with Ling Ruoxue if you come back earlier! Maybe you can solo with her! Maybe you can take her down with your skills..."

While eating the box lunch, Meng Hao sighed again.

"What? You soloed two games just now?"

Ling Yu pretended to be stupid again.

(End of this chapter)