Yunding Ranch

Chapter 161 Herbivore
Squeak, squeak, squeak...

The noisy sound was like a war, especially like a saw cutting something.Lu Li looked at the blender in constant operation, and he had imagined a "The Walking Dead" version of the human meat feast in his mind: a group of zombies gathered together, handed over the collected human brains to him, and he threw them all into the blender, ready to eat A pot of broth, and other zombies next to them are dismembering the corpse. Some people can only get an arm, and some can get a calf. The voices of complaints come and go, and one person keeps shouting that he wants to eat his brain.

"Fourteen!" A shout suddenly exploded in his ears, Lu Li came back to his senses, and then he noticed that Tony was already standing at the door of the kitchen. It seemed that he had shouted several times, but he still didn't hear it. ,"What are you doing?"

Lu Li felt that he seemed to be getting more and more out of his mind recently, so he couldn't help but chuckled.

Tony looked at the kitchen stove, green, all green, especially the blender, a lot of fiber-like things rolling, and some sticky, inexplicably, Tony thought of goblins — or green snot. "Ugh." Tony just imagined it, and felt his stomach start to churn, "Are you preparing breakfast for chestnuts?"

The scent of green grass in the air, even in a pasture embracing nature, is a bit exaggerated.

"No, this is your breakfast." Before Lu Li could say it, he saw Tony's disgusted expression, and his eyes widened, as if seeing Lu Li dismembering a corpse. His big mouth would drool at any moment. The feeling of coming down really makes people laugh.Lu Li couldn't help but suppress his smile, and said seriously, "I'm not joking, this is your breakfast. You know, my mother specially prepared it. This is a special meal in our hometown. She has prepared it for a long time, just hoping You can taste and taste."

Following Lu Li's words, Tony's complexion became worse and worse. In the end, his face was almost ashen.

Lu Li raised his eyebrows, showing a threatening look, "What? You don't like it?"

Tony looked at the big lump of green liquid in front of him, and then swept the direction of the stove. There was a large piece of green, and his eyes were full of endless green, as if the whole person had been thrown into the green manure pile. This made Tony Involuntarily swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he raised his head to look at the smoldering anger between Lu Li's brows, nodded bravely, and pulled out a smile that was uglier than crying, "Like...like...cough cough...of course. L Ladies, you must join us."

I accidentally choked on my own saliva when I spoke, and started to cough violently. At the same time, I had to smile at Lu Li, pretending that nothing happened. This feeling was really ecstatic.

"Hey, what's this smell?" Jessica's distasteful voice came from the door. Tony glanced at Lu Li with a serious expression, turned his head quickly, waved his hands at Jessica, and said loudly, "This is the breakfast carefully prepared by Ms. L, the taste of Fourteen's hometown!"

Jessica's footsteps couldn't help but stop, her disgusted expression seemed to freeze for a moment, and then abruptly changed into a smile, that face-changing talent would be praised even if she went to Sichuan to find a face-changing master, "Really, it's not Tell us earlier." The spitting on the mouth changed a different taste, and then deliberately took a breath, "...It's really delicious!" The constipated expression told another story.

Seeing Jessica and Tony with stiff cheeks, obviously in pain, but still showing an expression of great enjoyment, Lu Li's belly has already burst into eight-pack abs, but he just can't show it, this feeling It is also desire/immortal/desire/death.

"Fourteen? Is this smell terrible? Are you sure it's normal?" Song Lingyi also entered the house immediately, and the green grass-flavored noodles came, making people feel like a goat. It's hard to accept, "This is like the herbal medicine your grandma used to find. It's the kind of herbal medicine you pull out at the door when you have a stomachache. Are you sure it's food and not medicine?"

Lu Li's grandmother is very knowledgeable, she knows more or less everything, Chinese herbal medicine is the same, she knows a lot of local prescriptions.A solid understanding of herbs, roots, whatever.In the past, when there was no rural planning, Lu Li's grandmother's house was a small courtyard house with a ramp at the gate, and a large field of weeds was planted in the ditch next to it.At first Lu Li thought it was a useless weed, but later he realized that it was also a kind of herbal medicine.

Song Lingyi walked in while muttering, and then saw the ashen-faced Jessica and Tony, as well as Lu Li who kept winking at her, she couldn't help but froze, before she could react, she cast a questioning look at Lu Li , Lu Li quickly said, "Mom, is this the breakfast you prepared? Is my method correct?"

Song Lingyi's head was full of question marks - Lu Li spoke Chinese at the door just now, and she subconsciously continued speaking in Chinese, but now Lu Li suddenly spoke in English again, and she was a little confused by the channel change.

Lu Li originally wanted to continue acting, because Song Lingyi spoke Chinese just now, and Jessica and Tony couldn't understand anyway, but Song Lingyi's reaction was a bit slower, and she didn't match the number, and Song Lingyi's disliked The expression has already given away the truth, this prank is going to be unbearable.

Sure enough, both Jessica and Tony were clever people, and they sensed the gap between Song Lingyi and Lu Li's communication. Thinking about Song Lingyi's expression just now, both of them frowned and looked at Lu Li with eyes like "X-Men "Cyclops in ", the scorching sight is almost comparable to the laser.

Finally, Lu Li couldn't hold back, clapped his hands and burst out laughing, "Haha!" That cheerful smile could finally be unrestrainedly released, laughing so hard that his abdominal muscles were as stiff as a rock.

"Fourteen!" Tony yelled fiercely, and Jessica swung her fist like a sledgehammer, and rushed towards Lu Li in strides. Forgetting to run away, he received Jessica's punch firmly on his arm. Lu Li was in pain and joy, and coughed himself, but the laughter still couldn't stop.

Song Lingyi didn't understand the situation clearly, but she roughly sensed something strange, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but raised, looking at Tony.Tony scratched his head annoyedly, "Shishi lied to us that it was a special breakfast from your hometown that you specially prepared, and we must eat it." A simple sentence contained too many grievances.

Song Lingyi looked at Tony who was so wronged that he was about to cry, and laughed loudly, "Oh, Tony." The depressed Tony made Song Lingyi laugh even more happily. She walked up and took a picture Pat Tony on the back, and then gave him a hug, "Even if you don't like my breakfast, that's okay."

After thinking about it seriously, Song Lingyi found it funny, but also felt warm.These children on the ranch are always so considerate, "Don't bother with that troublemaker Fourteen, come on, I'll cook something delicious for you. I bought some rice cakes yesterday, and I'll make fried rice cakes for you to eat later, and pour them with whatever you like. I had BBQ sauce and sweet chili sauce, absolutely delicious."

It was originally a snack to coax children, but now Song Lingyi uses it to coax Tony.

Jessica heard it, and immediately ran over, "Ms. L, what about me? What about me?"

"You have it too, don't worry, only Fourteen doesn't have it." Song Lingyi's words succeeded so much that Tony and Jessica got up high and looked at Lu Li with a grim expression, as if showing off.

Lu Li spread out his hands innocently, "I didn't do anything just now." Jessica waved her fist again, grinding her teeth viciously, the expression of lingering fear made Lu Li laugh again, "Seriously, This is kale, the first harvest today. Randy has been cultivating it for a month, don't you plan to try it?"

Both Jessica and Tony showed disgusted expressions, turned around and left with no shame at all, leaving Lu Li alone behind, Lu Li couldn't help shouting, "Hey, you two, this is a ranch One of the most important sources of income in the future, are you sure you don’t want to try it? At least we need to know how it tastes, so that we can discuss business with others? Hey, hey!”

Both Jessica and Tony entered the restaurant and ignored Lu Li.

Lu Li looked at Song Lingyi in front of him, "Mom, then it's just you and me."

Song Lingyi wrinkled her nose, "Try it yourself first, I promised them to make fried rice cakes, I will prepare the ingredients." Then she also walked towards the refrigerator.

Suddenly, Lu Li was left alone.

Lu Li turned on the juicer, and the rich aroma hit his face - the real aroma of green grass, when he harvested pasture, when he rolled in the grassland, and when he was walking in the forest, he didn't have the same green smell. It was so strong that Lu Li frowned immediately, the smell was really too ecstatic.

Lu Li poured a glass into the glass, looking at the rich green color, he really lost his appetite. He strongly suspected, how did those fitness experts drink it?Wouldn't this thing have the opposite effect?He started to feel nauseous just looking at it.

"Fourteen, are you back from your horse walk?" Cole pushed open the door of the main house and walked in. The sound of cowboy boots colliding with the ground was particularly crisp.

"Hey, Cole." Lu Li raised his head and showed a big smile, "Yes, I just came back from a walk. Today is a good day, the organic farm has a bumper harvest, and we are now preparing to taste the harvest this time How about it? Do you want to join in?" Lu Li raised the cup in his hand, pursed his lips, and made a swallowing movement, as if he just took a big gulp.

"How's the taste?" Cole came over, saw Tony and Jessica in the restaurant out of the corner of his eye, nodded and said hello, and the two also nodded calmly.

"It's not bad." Lu Li said simply, and then handed the cup to Cole, "But personal tastes are different, I don't know if you like it, just try it."

"Okay." Without any doubt, Cole picked up the cup and poured it into his mouth. This pour was a big gulp.

(End of this chapter)