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Chapter 1127

After the premiere, the film reviews followed.

Unsurprisingly, the word-of-mouth of "Charlotte Annoyance" is actually not that good.

There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand people.

Film critic Zhou Zhou was particularly disgusted with "Charlotte Annoyance".

"Director Qin Gang's new film "Charlotte Annoyance", before watching it, I was full of anticipation, but after watching it, I was full of embarrassment!"

"First of all, it's the character design, Charlotte, a middle-aged man who can't do anything, but still has to look forward to Shu. In reality, such a man is just two words, a scumbag!"

"It's okay for a scumbag to be the leading actor, but what I want to say is, why am I full of embarrassment? Probably because I'm a woman, or "Charlotte Annoyance" is originally a movie for men."

"Embarrassment [-]: Could it be that after Charlotte got married, she would lie in bed all day without earning a penny, so she could get well (cherishing her wife)? Could she just make a big fat baby?

Could it be that Charlotte enjoys Ma Dongmei's care and love, and misses Qiuya all the time, is it a crisis of "losing passion"?Wasn't it a crisis when you first got married?How anti-intellectual it is to expect the audience to make this bowl of chicken soup.

A scumbag is essentially stupid.If you don't improve your IQ, you will always be a scumbag.Don't think that you can bluff people by saying "no passion" and "mid-life crisis".From this point of view, Dachun is the most intelligent man in the whole drama - although this is another bowl of chicken soup. "

"Embarrassment [-]: Ma Dongmei, it's hard for me to imagine that there will be such a woman in reality, oh no, the reason for the embarrassment is not because I feel that there is no such woman in reality, but because, it seems, Ma Dongmei and Charlotte are more similar It is mother and child more than husband and wife, because no matter how you act as a monster, I will never stop loving you. Such a living woman who can do this is generally called a mother.

Let’s look at Charlotte and Qiuya again. In essence, it’s hard for me to understand what the screenwriter and director mean. It’s hard to imagine how difficult it is for a hanger to counterattack. What makes me most embarrassed and puzzled is that the film seems to imply One thing, beautiful women, former goddesses are all green tea B, yes, don't ask me why I think so, but after watching this movie, you will think so.

Is what Charlotte did to Qiuya really love?Is it fair to Qiuya?But why, the ending is ironic, let Qiu Ya cheat, and the person who cheated is Yuan Hua, who is no longer the second generation child.What is she drawing?What does it mean?It shows that love is mutual. "

"Charlotte succeeded, and then? He felt empty? What kind of nonsense reason is this? Sure enough, the best thing is what you can't get. In my previous life, because I couldn't get Qiuya, I thought she was the best. It's a goddess, and because you got it in this life, you can throw it away like a shoe, because the one you can't get is Ma Dongmei, so you think Ma Dongmei is good in every way, what kind of nonsense logic is this?"

"Embarrassment [-]: First of all, I really don't think it's interesting to talk about three views with any movie. Values ​​are not the reason why I don't like any movie. I also never think that any work needs to make the protagonist's image positive and cute, so in this movie It's not the reason why I don't feel so disgusted by everyone. The main obstacle is that I can't get a laugh. I really try to laugh, but I just can't laugh. What should I do?

above! "

In fact, there are quite a few people who have such an idea, look at the comments below.

"Yeah, the thief is so embarrassing. I just think that the villain of the whole movie should be Charlotte, and everyone else is actually a victim."

"The scumbag was reborn. I never thought that he would continue to be a scumbag without thinking about repentance!"

"It's actually pretty funny, but that's about it."

Not only that, but even sharper!

Well-known film critic Dahe: "In fact, the correct way to open the whole film should be like this
My name is Charlotte. I have liked Qiuya in our class for 20 years. She is getting married today. This is the last chance for me to fuck her, not to touch her. Sing to her—even though I have a wife.

At the wedding scene, I pretended to be coquettish with my classmates - failed; I pretended to be coquettish with the teacher - failed;
After the chaos, Qiu Ya came, and I quickly went up to pretend to be aggressive-full of blood and instant kill.

However, I have been in the world of pretending for many years, and I still stand up and sing with amazing recovery speed, and I almost took off my pants with affectionate style-even though I still have a wife.

At this time my wife came, she put me down, and I couldn't take it anymore—because I was a silly, sweet young man who hadn't been immersed in this sinister society since graduation, and I didn't even know how to heat water without a daughter-in-law Is it closed?

Although I forgot that I have a daughter-in-law.

Of course, I will not forget to pretend to be aggressive with my daughter-in-law-the attempt was reversed.

Unable to bear the humiliation after being completely defeated, I got into the men's bathroom all the way, smashed the glass, washed my head, and fell asleep on the toilet.

After waking up, I found that I had traveled back to my student days. My classmates were all low-spirited and I was already a person who pretended to be 20 years older than them.So I kicked the teacher, burned the curtains, and kissed the goddess—it’s not that I have been angry for many years, I’m just a child in his thirties.

Then I found out that my mother was still alive - but then she didn't have any role other than putting on a mirror and being fucked by my classmates.I'm so happy, because I found that many popular songs have never been heard, so I started my era of pretending.

First of all, I parted ways with my original partner, Ma Dongmei - your father later became a wonderful woman and said not to look for him, he lived a good life, and then I flirted with the goddess every day - because I sing very well, in the end I was still caught by that Sister appreciated that she went to the Spring Festival Gala to sing--in one fell swoop, she squeezed out the little bitch of the sky cannon.

Ah, I am a winner in life by abandoning my original partner, using other people's talents to get in the position, and marrying the woman I love.

At this time, the appearance of the former rival in love brought good news to my ex, ah, it is not bad news, it turns out that this Esby is not an infatuated woman, but she poked someone and sold the house for me. I feel that I am really an extraordinary man—— —Fortunately, I kept the javelin and I stuck it in the curtain of my house.

I went to find my daughter-in-law, ah, it’s not my original match—her noodles are still so delicious.

She still lives in the tube building where we used to live—as expected, the poor is because of her and not because of me.

She actually married a mentally handicapped man - what the hell, I was the one who chased her for you.

So now I come to a conclusion:
Because I introduced her to you at that time, so it is understandable that I want to come back now.

It's a pity that the mentally retarded punched me because of the fire in the brain circuit, and beat me out of AIDS.

Even so, I am still very rich. I live in a [-]-square-meter nursing home, where civilians are not allowed to enter at any time. Although my mother was raped by my friend, I believe they are true love-I still have the mood to die. Whether you are true love or not!
I know that if I see my ex-wife, I will let go of my death, so I never invite her to visit me.In the end, forgetting that this guy was a sports school student, she turned over the window and sang a song.

I am dead.

End! "

(End of this chapter)