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Chapter 200 Too embarrassing!

"Give me this... Before Zhang San finished speaking, the meteorite fell, and there was a bang of white light, illuminating the mountains and forests like daytime, because it was also winter at that time, and there were so many trees, so it was like this There was a fire."

"The anchor...and then?"

"That's right, how is Zhang San? Is it shit?"

"Probably not? It's just such a protagonist, so there's nothing to talk about."

Zhang Xiaoshan sighed.

"This boy shoe is right, Zhang San is dead."

"Anchor, how do you tell this story? After all, you are also the protagonist, right? This is too happy to die."

"That's right, you made up this story as soon as you hear it, and immediately bring Zhang San back to life."

"The anchor did it on purpose, he just didn't say anything we guessed."

Zhang Xiaoshan pouted.

"This kid's shoe guessed it right, Zhang San is dead, and if Zhang San is not dead, how did Half Moon Valley come here?"

"Anchor, don't mess around, what does Zhang San's death have to do with the origin of Half Moon Valley?"

"That's right, not next to each other."

"The anchor must give us a reasonable explanation."

Zhang Xiaoshan nodded.

"Since it's a story, there must be an explanation. Just keep listening. In fact, everyone has misunderstood it. In fact, what fell was not a meteorite or a comet at all."

"Anchor, you just said it was from a comet."

"That's right, the anchor, your preface doesn't match the postscript."

"Anchor, we disagree with your explanation."

"Everyone keep listening, I want to see what else the host can say."

Zhang Xiaoshan was really blunt, showing a mysterious look.

"It's not that the foreword is inconsistent, but that the one who fell down was a god. Zhang San's prayer moved the heavens. The god came down to fulfill Zhang San's wish. In fact, to put it bluntly? He came to be Zhang San's daughter-in-law. .”

"Anchor, can you distract yourself?"

"Your story is too bad, isn't this a fairy descending to earth?"

"That's right, it's as if it's true, comets or something, you think we're easy to deceive."

"Everyone be quiet, listening to the anchor continue to talk about flowers, I just want to know how this fairy can be a daughter-in-law after killing people to death."

Zhang Xiaoshan clapped his hands.

"See, this is a master, and he grasped the key point at once."

"Anchor, let me tell you, since it is a god, it must have magic power, can't it just save people?"

"That's right, the falling movement is so loud, the magic power must be high?"

Zhang Xiaoshan shook his head.

"Wrong, big mistake. When she came down, her mana had been sealed, and she was not much different from an ordinary person. She definitely couldn't bring people back from the dead."

"Hey, I won't guess anymore, anchor, you can continue, I want to hear the ending."

"I also want to hear the ending, you... You were wrong in our guess, it was just a temporary change."

"Okay, then I'll satisfy everyone. In fact, this kid shoe is right again, and it's really the end. This god saw that he came and not only failed to satisfy people's wishes, but also smashed people to death. But what to do? The god was very sad, so he cried, cried and cried for several days."

"Everyone should know..."

"we do not know……"

"Yes, we can't guess your story."

"Anchor, you don't need to let us know, just continue your story, we really don't know."

"Well, the tears of this god are different from those of ordinary people. When she cries here, the people nearby will suffer. Suddenly a river appears, washing everyone's houses to pieces. The god sees This won’t work, I’m here to do good deeds, how can crying for Zhang San return and cry for Zhang San to hurt others? So the god raised his hand and moved a nearby mountain over, blocking the exit..."

"stop……"

"Yes, stop..."

"stop……"

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at the stop of the frantic swiping of the screen in doubt, very puzzled.

"Why stop? What's your problem?"

"Because what you said was outrageous, didn't you just say that you lost your mana?" Xiao He's voice came from behind.

"Anchor, didn't you say that the gods have no mana?"

"That's right, I couldn't even save a person just now, but now I can move mountains? Are you kidding me?"

"That's right, this god can cry into a river, we can bear it, you are moving mountains too much."

"That's right, the anchor, let's ask you what the goddess Ming is?"

Zhang Xiaoshan was slightly embarrassed.

"Well, it's easy to explain. Meng Jiangnu, an ordinary person, can still cry down the Great Wall. Isn't it too much for a god to move a mountain? And the mountain is dead, and it's easy to understand that people can't be saved."

"..."

"..."

"Anchor, please continue your performance."

"Anchor 666... ​​I'll give you four points for your explanation."

Zhang Xiaoshan laughed to hide his embarrassment.

"Anyway, you'll know when you get there, it was really moved there by the gods."

"Anchor, there is no need to explain, we just want to know how this story ends."

"That's right, we just want to know if this god died crying."

"According to the progress of the anchor's story, a river is crying, and the god must be dead."

Zhang Xiaoshan waved his hand.

"Wrong... This god didn't die, and soon filled the surrounding lake with tears, so she returned to the sky."

"Anchor, I'm not by your side. If I were, I'd definitely fuck you."

"Anchor, you are really, really boring."

"Anchor, if I don't report you, I will be sorry for the dime I paid just now."

"I have already reported that the anchor is here to promote feudal superstition."

"I also reported it, the anchor is not a green anchor."

Although Zhang Xiaoshan knew that everyone was joking, he raised a middle finger at the screen.

"Too stingy, let me add an ending to you. After the gods left, these lakes slowly dried up. After all, they are rootless waters, but the tears of the gods must be unusual, so here every thousand years Every plant will grow a thousand-year-old ganoderma, and the purpose of my visit this time is to find the thousand-year-old ganoderma."

"Anchor, I took a photo to make an expression, and I'll send it to you."

After one fan finished speaking, he posted a self-made emoji in the comment box, which was a big vomiting emoji, while others saved and posted them one after another.

Zhang Xiaoshan shook his head when he saw a beautiful woman throwing up on the screen.

"You are also very hardworking. In order to express your dissatisfaction, you don't even want your own image."

"Anchor, your story is really boring, and you also have a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum? How rare is that thing? Do you know?"

"That is, the ten-year Ganoderma lucidum is very rare, and the Millennium Ganoderma lucidum? Don't tease us, okay?"

"The anchors said it was a fairy tale, but you all took it seriously. I think you are the real one."

(End of this chapter)