Live streaming in rural areas becomes stronger

Chapter 13
Zhang Xiaoshan belongs to Explosive. Before yesterday, his live broadcast room was still a [-]-person live broadcast room, so naturally he would not set up management.

If it wasn't him who did the silence, then it could only be the inspector just now.

Knowing that the inspector had silenced them, everyone didn't ask Zhang Xiaoshan any more. Anyway, it was only an hour, and it passed after a while.

"Brothers and sisters, I'm going to wash up and come back later."

As soon as Zhang Xiaoshan finished speaking, the fans were unhappy.

"Isn't the anchor a country live broadcast? Let's see how you wash your face."

"Yeah, what is a big man afraid of? Why are you shutting down the live broadcast? Do you have the nerve to have so many people waiting for you?"

"Anchor, I don't want to watch you go to the bathroom, just turn it on."

Zhang Xiaoshan felt that the quality of his fans seemed to need to be improved, but he still opened his mouth to explain.

"It's not what everyone thinks. I came back in a hurry. I went straight to the mountain to broadcast live yesterday. I didn't have time to buy a washbasin. I didn't fill the water tank at home. I had to go to the river to wash, so..."

Zhang Xiaoshan didn't finish speaking, and there was a commotion in the live broadcast room.

"Anchor, this is not an excuse, I haven't seen washing my face by the river yet."

"That's right, this is the original flavor."

"Severe warning, if the anchor doesn't broadcast live and wash his face, he will immediately cancel it and report it at the same time..."

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at the message depressed and sighed.

"Hey, Zhang Xiaoshan's fame is all ruined in your hands. I have to broadcast live when I wash my face. Do I still have privacy?"

Although Zhang Xiaoshan complained, he went home and took a towel, toothbrush, toothpaste, and soap and walked to the river.

The drone is turned on for medium and long distances so that everyone can see the scenery. Zhang Xiaoshan introduced it while squeezing toothpaste.

"You see, this river is what I mentioned to you. Baihui River is not a big river in Shennongjia area, but it is the most mysterious in my heart, because I heard from my grandfather that someone has counted it. Counting up from our village, this river happens to be formed by the confluence of a hundred brooks."

"This stream is so clear that there is no reflection."

"Yeah, it's too clear, it feels more transparent than my home's pure water, can the anchor drink it?"

"This is the clearest creek I've ever seen."

Zhang Xiaoshan was very proud to see the envy in the live broadcast room.

Being praised for your hometown is like praising your mother. No one will be unhappy.

"Of course you can drink."

After speaking, under everyone's gaze, Zhang Xiaoshan put his toothbrush on a pitchfork next to him, came to the stream, washed his hands first, and then took a sip and drank it clean.

The sweet stream made Zhang Xiaoshan let out a long cry in satisfaction...

The unaffected expression made the people in the live broadcast room couldn't help being envious.

"Looking at the enjoyment of the anchor is better than drinking iced drinks in summer."

"If only I were there, I'll have a big bite too."

"I want a bucket... don't stop me."

"Is the Bull Demon King upstairs?"

Everyone laughed, Zhang Xiaoshan took out the tooth jar and filled it with water, and went to the grass.

"It's best not to brush your teeth directly in the stream, that's very immoral."

Hearing Zhang Xiaoshan's words, some people couldn't help but ridicule.

"Anchor, is it immoral for you to wash your hands in the river just now?"

"Yeah, if someone upstream is convenient, can you know?"

Zhang Xiaoshan suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the taste in his mouth, not toothpaste, nor stream water, but a strange taste.

Fortunately, not all of them are dishonest.

"Don't say it so disgusting, please? Nature has its own purification program. The sediment in the river and microorganisms are the main force for purifying water. In ancient times, people did not have purifiers or tap water. They relied on The purification function of nature itself, hasn't human beings continued to this day?"

"And even if someone is really convenient upstream, then I can give you a formula

"V=Cv*(2gH)^(1/2) In the formula: V is the outlet flow velocity, m/sCv is the flow velocity coefficient, Cv=0.82g is the local gravity acceleration, m/s^2H is the freedom from the river centerline to the container The vertical distance on the surface, because it is the river, we take half of the value, then it is V=Cv*(gH), we can infer the width of the river according to the position where the anchor is standing now, and then according to the blade of grass that the anchor touched when washing his hands just now. Judging that the speed is three meters per second, then the conclusion will come out."

"If someone is convenient 100 meters away, then according to the water flow, it is equivalent to [-] milliliters of urine, which is dissolved in [-] cubic meters of water, and the urine content is at most tens of millions of points. One, is the anchor a dog? He can smell it at such a low level?"

With white toothpaste foam spraying from his mouth, Zhang Xiaoshan couldn't help giving a thumbs up to this fan.

"It's amazing, it looks like a top student at first glance, Zhang admires it."

After being explained in this way, everyone suddenly felt that it was nothing. Yes, such a low content, I am afraid that even a dog's nose can't smell it?

But sometimes face slaps are so unexpected, just when Zhang Xiaoshan felt that what the school bully said was very reasonable, someone asked him in the live broadcast room.

"Boss Xueba upstairs, I want to ask, what if it's a cow and it's ten meters away?"

Xueba is worthy of being a Xueba.

"If it's ten meters or a cow, then it's not sure, because the urine will reach the anchor's position in three seconds. According to the water speed, such a distance can't completely dissolve the urine into the river. In the middle, so it may really be a bit..."

"Hahaha……"

"I'm laughing to death, Xueba, why do you only have half of what you said?"

Zhang Xiaoshan was also puzzled, but soon he knew what was going on.

moo...

A big yellow ox wagged its tail and came down from upstream.

"Damn it, whose cow ran out?"

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoshan blushed up to the ears.

In the live broadcast room, the expressions of laughing, crying, and lying down were swiped across the screen.

Zhang Xiaoshan was embarrassed and hurriedly explained.

"Don't laugh, the cow is always convenient in the morning, and now it's time to rest at noon, and it seldom urinates, and..."

"Anchor, don't explain, we understand..."

"Haha... Upstairs Xueba, let the host do the math, what are the chances that he might be recruited?"

Maybe he felt embarrassed, Xueba immediately calculated again, and the final result was that Zhang Xiaoshan's chance of being recruited was one in a million, because there were too many factors involved.

But the audience in the live broadcast room still didn't buy it. They seemed to find Zhang Xiaoshan's cramped appearance very amusing, and they still made fun of it.

"What's your love?"

Zhang Xiaoshan packed his things and walked back, because he already understood that everyone was just joking with him, and if he was too serious, he would appear too petty.

(End of this chapter)