This up walks sideways

Chapter 238 "My Chairman Father"

"Read the comments? It's not that simple." Jiang Bai smiled slightly.

Recently, there is a very hot spot on the whole network, called the Poetry Tasting Conference, which is an event jointly released by several well-known members of the Domestic Writers Association.

As a crab that walks sideways in a broken station, should the poetry tasting conference walk sideways without getting involved? ?
Jiang Bai resolutely decided to also hold a "Broken Poetry Tasting Conference".

Yes, that's right!At the Poetry Appreciation Conference, Jiang Bai intends to taste the poems of Pozn netizens.

As for how to come up with these poems, let me leave it at that.

"Oh, it's not that simple? Why isn't it simple?" Lu Gu narrowed his eyes.

It's really you who reads a comment and is so gaudy.

"You'll know when the time comes." Jiang Bai didn't answer, holding the [-] fans brand was the same as holding a married black and white photo.

Excitedly took Lu Gu home.

This hotspot has not been dug out in the broken station, so I have to go back and get it out.

When he got home, Jiang Bai used his mobile phone to post a news about breaking the site.

“[Poetry Call for Papers] Pozhan’s First Poetry Appreciation Conference! Talented scholars at Pozhan are welcome to submit their contributions below this post, and I will read every poem carefully!”

"Poetry Tasting Conference?"

"Isn't this something that has become popular recently? It's good to see students from the Chinese Department of famous universities participating."

"Broken site netizen contribution?"

"It's not bad, I feel that this wave of videos with wind may fall from the altar. To be honest, this subject matter is not very good."

"Upstairs, it may not be broadcast, but it's hard to say word of mouth."

Jiang Bai looked at the barrage and was happy at that time.

Who wants that kind of particularly beautiful and gorgeous poems? There is nothing special about them. Netizens with broken websites will probably only say that they are awesome after reading them. If they read too much, they will feel fatigued.

What I want is the whole work of netizens who break the website, so that there will be traffic, plus one or two decent poems, tsk tsk.

Jiang Bai ignored these comments that persuaded him to give up, but sent a doggerel to remind the netizens of the broken station in what direction the poetry style should move closer.

"I know
You are all very talented

But
Don't just write ancient poetry

Qu Gao
寡合
whole point modern poetry

The more funny, the more outrageous, the more sandy

Better
otherwise
no volume

--"flow""

After typing the words, I closed the broken station contentedly, enjoying the quiet Shanghai in the middle of the night.

This kind of thing needs to be fermented, and there will be no good works in a while. Jiang Bai decided to start recording this video in a week, and is going to open a box.

Jiang Bai, who was already lying down, just closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep, when he suddenly remembered something, a carp was standing up!
Whoa!Good guy, it's flashing.

Jiang Bai supported his waist and turned on his mobile phone to talk about the rewards for the top two in this call for papers.

In fact, he didn't even think about what he wanted to get as a reward, but it didn't stop him from thinking about it.

"I forgot to mention the reward this time, the top three solicitation will get..." Jiang Bai put a quotation mark here, which seems to be a trick, but in fact, he didn't think about what to get as a reward at all.

Jiang Bai glanced left and right, and saw a few clothes. The last time I went to participate in the offline event of the broken station, the packaging had not been opened.

They are a few cultural shirts, with only a white background, and the patterns of the clothes need to be designed by themselves.

If the top three should be creative talents, then Jiang Bai decided to distribute these cultural shirts to the top three.

"A t-shirt with wind art! Winners please private message address~"

That's right, that's right, the brazen Jiang Bai has already advertised the wind art cultural shirt, but he only signed his screen name on the cuff of the cultural shirt.

I can carry the wind when I walk.

I hope you can walk with the wind after wearing it.

Soon, a week has passed, Jiang Bai is tinkering with the camera and preparing to shoot, and beside the sofa are the selected broken website netizens to contribute.

There is also a big box that was unpacked by the way today.

"Hello, dear viewers and friends, I am bringing wind~"

"Friends who clicked on this video must have noticed the words "Poetry Appreciation Conference".

The popularity of the Poetry Tasting Conference has been getting higher and higher these days, and the masters of the Chinese Department of various colleges and universities have signed up enthusiastically.

There are even some poems comparable to Jiang Bai's college entrance examination composition. Jiang Bai can only say that capable people come forth in large numbers.

CCTV has already prepared an official poetry tasting conference...

But this has nothing to do with Jiang Bai, Jiang Bai just wants to take a little heat.

"I smelled traffic, so I decided resolutely! Be a follower of superheroes, stitch monsters."

"That's why I posted a news call for papers last Friday! Everyone is welcome to submit papers~ It is said that there must be a brave man under the reward, but I have set up an award, which is the artistic cultural shirt with wind!"

Brazen "Big Reward".

"This dress isn't blatant or black, if you wear it to If You Are the One, maybe no female guest will turn off the lights."

Because it wasn't lit at all.

"Quickly, with a bang, I received close to [-] submissions, all of which are of a high level without exception. Sure enough, you are still coveting my artistic cultural shirt with wind."

"Very high level"

"But with the wind here to say something first~ After all, the length of the video is limited, it is impossible to include all the poems, we can only select the best."

"Okay, let's enjoy the first work."

Jiang Bai found that the netizens on the site are really talented, at least these poems are well written.

There is something, and there are even one or two sentences that Jiang Bai thinks are a bit internal.

"what!

choose me!

I will do three in a row! ——"Inside Story"

"This poem, tsk, is vivid and succinct, quite in the style of Li and Du, I think full marks (bushi)"

"The following song..."

"Writing modern poetry

First of all, you must know how to use the return key
Second will be
mess back

Car key - "The Creation of Modern Poetry"

"Good poetry, good poetry! If you add a little bit of shit and fart, you can probably catch up with the level of an associate professor in the Chinese Department of a certain college."

Recently, a scandal broke out in the literary world. The poems written by an associate professor of the Chinese Department of a college were unanimously praised by the literary world.

Her poems are characterized by random segmentation and the combination of feces, urine and fart, so they are praised wildly, and even become "the successor of postmodernism style" in an exaggerated way.

It's outrageous, okay?I don't know who gave her the courage.

Later, netizens dug deep and found that the chairman of the Writers Association was her father...

Hey guys, My Chairman Father?
Are you contemporary Yuan Hua?
Jiang Bai just wanted to read the next poem, but he didn't expect the name of the author of the "Creation of Modern Poetry" just now to make Jiang Bai feel a little bit pained.

"No, brother, to be honest, there is a big problem with your name. Here I suggest using six coins to change the name!" Jiang Bai's face darkened.

The name is really too short to type.

(End of this chapter)