This up walks sideways

Chapter 126 Is this marriage reminder? (Please subscribe ~ reward)

The video is the first episode of Metamorphosis. They have colorful hair, squatting in the corner of the yard and eating colorful instant noodles.

Shamate family, please call me:

Bury love, Jiang Shao, gather at the entrance of the village, bring your own cement.

Let's dance for nine days together!

Jiang Bai then added a filter and BGM to this section, returning to the non-mainstream era.

"Kill Matt, kill Matt, wash, cut, blow, blow, blow~"

"I feel like I'm back in the days when I wasn't mainstream. I wore straight bangs..." Comrade Shanhe closed his eyes and enjoyed the music, falling into memories.

"I have to say that you, Qi Liu Hai, are very stupid." The mother-in-law complained.

"Indeed." Jiang Bai, the main character of the video, spoke.

Jiang Bai has seen the photo of Comrade Shanhe Liu Qi Liu Hai holding his mother's lord, um.

Master Mushang is very beautiful, Comrade Shanhe is very stupid.

A flower stuck in cow dung.

Long before Jiang Bai saw it, Lu Gu had already taken out the camera to record it, and she hadn't been in the water video for a long time.

Taking advantage of the current wave of videos, what kind of feeling does it feel to watch your own videos in front of your parents!
At that time, Jiang Bai was still asleep on the bed, and Lu Gu took out his mobile phone while the adults were waiting.

Ask if you want to watch the video made by Jiang Bai.

Now that this video has been broadcast to the end, Jiang Bai just woke up to see it.

Comrade Shanhe complained all the time, mother and adult laughed all the time, and the old man wore reading glasses to watch the video...

Jiang Bai walked to the dining table, this video has been broadcasted.

"Not bad." Comrade Shanhe praised, Jiang Bai looked embarrassed.

This video takes Comrade Shanhe back to that summer, the sun was so good, he was wearing a white shirt...

Keep your bangs and dance the phoenix dance for nine days!

Lu Gu took the opportunity to release another video, this video is a mixed cut of Jiang Bai's appearance.

"[Bringing the wind] I can use my appearance to walk sideways in the broken station! "

With such a title, it is unbelievable that this video has reached a million views!
"I'm rough, don't!" Jiang Bai exclaimed.

Jiang Bai just watched this video, anyway, the beauty is outrageous!Jiang Bai can't even see that this is himself.

"This is? Me?!" Jiang Bai was shocked when he saw it.

In particular, the video also edited Jiang Bai's unintentional small movements, such as raising eyebrows and pursing lips.

After being enlarged and widened by the video producer, there is an inexplicable sense of bewilderment, plus the dynamic BGN "Little Deer Crashing".

As a result, when Lu Gu watched this video, he was like a deer bumping wildly. This is something that even the main palace, who gets along day and night, can't resist.

Although it's not a sand sculpture video, this episode allows parents to watch him die directly, and let his parents watch him play handsome...

Did you see it?There are two of me because I'm split.

Lu Gu smiled, ignored it at all, and just clicked to play.

"Bump bump~Little deer bump~" With the sound of BGM, the video started broadcasting.

"This is my grandson?" The taciturn grandma was shocked after seeing it.

She thought Jiang Bai was still the kid who was rolling in the mud and throwing cannons to blow up the manhole cover.

Grow up in a blink of an eye, time!

Jiang Bai felt a little embarrassed when he saw it himself. This beauty is too heavy, and this underworld filter makes me white like a ghost, okay? !

"My complexion is still healthy." Jiang Bai squeezed his wheat-colored arm and muttered.

"Our grandson has become a big star! We can see it on TV in the future." The old man proudly said to his grandma.

"On TV?"

"Boy Jiang has 100 million fans. Do you know what it means? One hundred people in our village don't have as many fans as Boy Jiang." The old man continued to brag.

But it's true, indeed.

The old man is a little cultured, and he was afraid that grandma would not understand what 100 million means, so he used the simplest method to explain to grandma.

Grandma was shocked that one hundred people in our village did not have the concept of one million.

"Your grandma, every time I watch your video, I stop to watch it. What else do you want me to do?" The old man looked at Comrade Shanhe.

"Three consecutive hits with one click." Comrade Shanhe said helplessly.

"Yes, yes, three consecutive hits with one click!" The old man patted his head and said.

"Congratulations to Grandpa for getting rid of the status of a prostitute." Jiang Bai smiled.

"But I see that you have several million plays, why are there less than [-] people with one-click triple play?" Grandpa asked.

"Because there are too many whoring monsters! Even when writing novels, there are also whoring monsters. The fan base is almost 700 people, and the average subscription is only [-]." Jiang Bai sighed.

"Coins can't be sold, why keep them." The old man asked curiously.

The old man usually sees Pozhan, and he is even the third-level number of Pozhan.

On weekdays, I look at the Huanong Brothers, as well as the UP owners of some food areas. The only UP in the living area that I pay attention to is Jiang Bai.

"Some people just have collection addiction." Jiang Bai said with a smile, he was very disdainful of people who went whoring for nothing.

He doesn't like this kind of person, so naturally he won't become this kind of person. He reads novels on the genuine website - Dingdian Chinese Online.

Recently, I am following up a book called "This Up Walks Sideways", and it feels pretty good. I will post a wave of dynamic recommendations later.

The full subscription is only one yuan, so why go whoring for nothing!
The mother left quietly while Jiang Bai was chatting with the old man, and ran to the kitchen, not knowing what to do.

"Speaking of which, you are also an adult, it's time to find someone." The old man said with a smile, and inadvertently glanced at Lu Gu.

But Jiang Bai was stunned by this sentence, and he didn't care about the old man's eyes at all.

This is... urging marriage? !Oh no, strictly speaking, urge to find someone?

I'm only eighteen!I was urged to find a partner, which was terrifying.

"I'm only eighteen, just an adult." Jiang Bai sneered, touched his head, and said a little helplessly.

"So what about eighteen!? I gave birth to your father when I was eighteen..." The old man was interrupted again before he finished speaking.

"Cough cough."

Comrade Shanhe still doesn't want Jiang Bai to come into contact with this dross of feudal thinking.

Carry out New China's late marriage, late childbirth and eugenics plan.

"So you have no idea of ​​finding a partner?" the old man asked.

It's because I don't have the idea of ​​finding a partner, I already have one.

Jiang Bai secretly held Lu Gu's hand under the table. Lu Gu was surprised at first, and then saw Jiang Bai snickering, so he let him hold it.

"No." Jiang Baiwei said brightly.

"Puppy love is wrong." Jiang Bai continued to say to the old man, as if he was instilling a concept that puppy love is wrong.

But then again, Jiang Bai has his own source of income, has a certain social capacity, and the most important thing is that he is eighteen.

So for Jiang Bai, this is not puppy love, but pure love.

"Puppy love? Are you still puppy love?!" The old man asked suspiciously.

"No, I'm still in school." Jiang Bai carefully glanced at Comrade Shanhe and said.

Comrade Shanhe snickered aside, because he knew that Jiang Bai had applied for self-study at home, so he didn't need to go to school at all, as long as he went to school during the college entrance examination.

"Oh, I'm still in school...that's a bit early." The old man stroked his goatee and said.

"He applied for a suspension of school, which means he doesn't have to go to school." Comrade Shanhe actually exposed Jiang Bai's lie!
"Huh?" The old man stared at Jiang Bai with wide eyes.

Eyes staring like copper bells...

(End of this chapter)