This up walks sideways

Chapter 108 I bring the wind to dominate Pozhan! 【On shelves tomorrow!Ask for the first order]

"Eighteen centimeters." The prawn said calmly.

The speed is so fast that people are caught off guard.

Copy it away, I don't need a reason to arrest people!
"The speed of the car is too fast, and the video cannot pass the review." Jiang Bai said speechlessly.

"Then let's talk privately." The philosopher prawn agreed.

"Get out, you!" Jiang Bai kicked the prawn away with a jio, making a perfect transition.

After kicking away, the prawn slipped away, and it took a while to realize that he hadn't challenged him on the weighing scale.

"Mistake, really misstep." Jiang Bai walked to the lounge of the UP owner in annoyance.

The next victim of the reservation is also the last victim Daoye!
Among the UP masters who gave a speech just now, there are old well-known UPs such as Dao Ye and Xin Tomato.

The old and well-known UP has a row of noodles and a special lounge.

Jiang Bai opened the door and went in, only to see Master Dao who was smirking at the popular video on the station.

Smiling like a groundhog, showing his true colors.

People who don't watch Dao Ye's live broadcast may not know what kind of person Dao Ye is usually.

Those who only pay attention to Dao Ye's video may really think that Dao Ye's voice is like that, but it is not.

You have to know that Master Dao used to be a dubber, and his voice is ever-changing.

The video is just the voice of the salesperson, and the voice of the live broadcast is the normal voice.

In the live broadcast, Master Dao is his real self. Unlike others, he broadcasts for money.

He's real, enjoying the stream.

"Master Dao, are you interested in doing a vlog challenge?" Jiang Bai asked with a smile.

Guan Gong dances a sword in front of the gate!

"Oh?" Master Dao was a little interested and paused the video.

Of course, it is an agreed process, but there is no script, and it all depends on individual performance.

"You want to persecute me?" Master Dao pointed at himself, pretending to be incredulous.

"How can it be called persecution? It's just a small vlog challenge." Jiang Bai laughed.

"Little"

At this moment, Jiang Bai feels that measuring height has no effect on the show, so just keep the prawn part.

Just go directly to the scale and forget it, and the rules will be changed.

If the error is within five kilograms, then the challenger will succeed in the challenge.

I have to accept the challenger's vlog challenge, whatever.

But Jiang Bai has a hunch that it is definitely the type of autistic challenge.

If the measurement error is less than five kilograms, then the challenger will have to find an audience member on the spot to speak their unearthly love story!
An Alternative Autistic Challenge!
"Hello everyone, I am the next persecutor of Dai Feng, Master Dao." Master Dao first introduced himself to the camera.

"Why are you a victim again?"

"Weird Ji taught me."

……

"Does Master Dao still remember how much he weighs?" Jiang Bai smiled and put the microphone in front of Master Dao's nose.

Not surprisingly, Master Dao also slapped Jiang Bai's hand off, and picked up the microphone by himself.

You are a big UP and you are arrogant?What are you arrogant about!Isn't it just putting the microphone in your face.JPG
"The last time I went on the scale was 150 catties." Master Dao pondered for two seconds.

"50 yuan a catty?" Jiang Bai asked with a smile.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha." Master Dao also thought of this stalk.

I'm Weird Girl: ? ? ?

"Then I stayed up late these days to eat snacks and barbecue, so I should have gained a lot of weight." Master Dao continued.

"Then how much do you think you can weigh now?" Jiang Bai asked.

"150 five." Master Dao confirmed.

"are you sure."

"confirmed."

Jiang Bai put the weighing scale at the feet of the Daoist, and the Daoist is on his feet!
"00000"

???

"Can't show it?" Jiang Bai said in surprise.

"I'll come down and try again," Daoist said.

"00000"

"If I don't know how to come up, I will trample it down." Master Dao doubted life.

"Dig the grass, what's the situation." Jiang Bai stood up.

"128"

"I can do it, why can't you?" Jiang Bai asked.

"Maybe I'm not human?" Master Dao doubted his race.

The lord is really a god-man!
Jiang Bai picked up the weighing scale and patted it. For the old utensils at home, take a pat if it is broken, it is right.

"I said a long time ago that I'm not human." Master Dao was still in a state of autism.

"The groundhog is reincarnated." Jiang Bai laughed and complained.

"Try again." Master Dao stood up.

"154"

"I learned it, I learned it." Master Dao murmured.

"Hey, the point now is not that you passed the challenge?" Jiang Bai reminded.

"Ah? Oh, this is a vlog challenge for you." Master Dao suddenly realized.

"Otherwise!" Jiang Bai said helplessly.

"Then I'll arrange it for you on the spot. Did you see that crowd?" Daoist pointed to the meeting place where people came and went.

"Ang." Jiang Bai nodded, with an ominous premonition.

"A Hokage rushed into it, shouting as he rushed: I will take the wind to dominate the station!" Daoist smiled slyly.

"No, Master Dao!" Jiang Bai panicked.

Because of this challenge, he asked Bo Ai to do it, and Feng Shui took turns.

Bo Ai Ge Ge directly called the expert.

Daoist also showed Jiang Bai a demonstration, and Jiang Bai was embarrassed when he saw it, let alone did it.

"Harming others will eventually harm oneself." Jiang Bai said angrily.

"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat." Master Dao reminded.

"Are you ready?" Master Dao assumed the posture of a referee giving orders.

"Go, Pikachu!" Before Jiang Bai agreed, Daoye pushed Jiang Bai out.

"I bring the wind to dominate...!" When Jiang Bai rushed out, he bumped into a person.

The two turned upside down.

Jiang Bai looked up, hey.

Weird girl.

"Master Dao is over there." Jiang Bai motioned.

"I see, autistic challenge." Weird Ji wanted to ask him what he was doing when he saw Daoist's smile not far away.

"Come again!" Master Dao shouted.

Jiang Bai swung his hands back, leaned forward, and rushed into the crowd with unrequited love in his eyes.

"I bring the wind to dominate Pozhan! ~~~" Jiang Bai still felt unsatisfied after shouting, and dragged on.

Comfortable, shouting out your dreams is not the same.

"Hahahahaha." Standing next to Master Dao, Ji Weiji laughed so hard that she couldn't help herself when she saw this scene.

Feng Shui turns around!
What's more, bringing the wind today is not as simple as autistic challenge!
Weird Ji silently mourned for Jiang Bai.

Weird Ji patted Master Dao on the shoulder: "Sorrow (gan) heart (de) disease (piao) madness (liang)"

"I still can't change my embarrassment for others." Master Dao said with a smile.

"It's better to embarrass yourself." Jiang Bai, who covered his face and ran back to autism, replied.

"Not really."

After shutting himself up for a while, Jiang Bai was going to persecute Weird Ji.

"Hey, Weird Girl, don't go."

"You want to persecute me?" Weird Ji asked alertly.

"How can it be said to be persecution?" Jiang Bai said.

"Don't steal the chicken and lose the rice. If you want to persecute the Taoist master, you will persecute yourself." Wei Weiji laughed.

"It was an accident." Jiang Bai explained a wave.

"I think I can persecute you." Weird Ji was very confident.

Why can't I do what Master Dao can do?
"Let's welcome 50 yuan per catty to the scene." Master Dao was doing off-site dubbing.

"Are crabs walking sideways stronger, or 50 yuan a catty stronger? Let's wait and see!"

"Come on." Jiang Bai took out the weighing scale.

(End of this chapter)