Men's Guide to Women's Cultivation Exercises
Chapter 49 I'm still in a dream?
Chapter 49 I'm still in a dream?
Hearing that Su Mei was still struggling with the word "sell" and connected it with the old man he made up, Su Jian really wanted to open her head to see what the structure was.
Su Jian, who felt that he was about to explode, grabbed her face again, and kneaded it like dough for a long time. Su Jian sat on the sofa tiredly, praying for the world to be destroyed quickly.
"Honestly, where did you get this thing?"
Rubbing her delicate face, Su Mei's expression finally returned to normal.
"Stop saying that the old man gave it to you, this ghost won't believe it."
Seeing Su Mei's serious face, Su Jian calmed down and began to tell the truth: "Actually, I found this thing in the principal's office. She has a lot of antiques, so I don't know what it is."
"Then see that I like it, and give it to me."
After finishing speaking, Su Jian shrugged, with an expression like this.
She took a closer look at Su Jian, but in the end he spread out on the sofa all the time, Su Mei finally believed his words, after all, this was very in line with his style of taking advantage of small things.
Su Mei frowned, looked at the Qi Training Pill in her hand, and said a little bit unbearably: "Why don't you give it back, after all, it's so precious."
It's hard for me to make up such a cover-up reason, how can I let you break it for me.
Not daring to be too intense, Su Jian muttered nonchalantly: "What's the matter, people say there are more than a dozen at home, and your one is nothing if it is with her."
There are several Qi training pills Su Jian, but he dare not give them all to Su Mei, after all, there are so many suddenly, there is no way to explain it.
So he took out all the extra elixirs and put them in the empty wine bottle under the bed, thinking that he would use them slowly for Su Mei when he had a chance in the future.
Although Su Mei has been taking care of Su Jian, her social experience is indeed not that high, and she doesn't have a specific value analysis of the pill.
Hearing what he said, Su Mei pouted her lips and said sourly, "It's just that big families are different."
But she changed her mind, since the headmaster's family business is so big, the criteria for choosing a mate must be the right family. In this case, wouldn't it be impossible to attack her little cabbage?
Thinking of this, Su Mei not only did not feel sour anymore, she even became a little happier.
She looked sour and smiled for a while, and Su Jian was puzzled by it. She reached out and touched Su Mei's forehead: "It's not burning, why are you so stupid?"
Covered by warm palms on her forehead, Su Mei, who was happy to save Xiaobaicai, woke up immediately. Seeing Su Jian's look at the young child, she hammered his chest with her small fist in shame and anger.
After playing around for a while, Su Jian hurriedly asked Su Mei to start practicing. After all, he also wanted to know what the breakthrough process was like.
Seeing Su Jian's impatient look, Su Mei stuck out her tongue, told Su Jian not to disturb her when she broke through, swallowed the Qi training pill, and broke through on the sofa.
As the elixir melted, Su Jian could smell a strong mysterious yin qi overflowing from Su Mei's body, both in quality and quantity, which were several times higher than Jiang Ying and Fang Cai.
This kind of feeling seems to have just taken medicine and found that the goddess who has longed for day and night is hooking fingers at you on the bed. Under the strong stimulation, Su Jian couldn't help but throw himself on Su Mei.
Resisting the temptation, Su Jian stayed by her side all the time, only daring to absorb some mysterious yin energy that had scattered far away.
Anyone who has practiced immortality knows that cultivation is a boring process, especially when it comes to guarding others. Ah no, protecting the law for others.
It can be said that the spirit is extremely tense, and the process is extremely boring.
He wanted to protect the Dharma until the end, and saw Su Mei's breakthrough to the Foundation Establishment Realm, but at an unknown time in the early morning, he still couldn't resist Zhuang Zhou's invitation, tilted his body, and fell on the sofa.
Su Jian was shocked by the sound of "stabbing" from the oil pan, and sat up from the bed.
The morning sun shone through the window screens and reflected on the bed in the bedroom. Outside, the old man was practicing the tune of opera, and the children were practicing the sound of flute. Su Jian could hear these sounds that could not be heard at all, very clearly.
Even the sound of the cooker hood in the kitchen, Su Mei's softly humming song, and the sound of stirring the spatula, seemed to be right next to Su Jian's ears, rushing to Su Jian's ears.
Focusing on Chenggong, on the ground three meters away, the edges and corners of a grain of sand are presented in detail.
Feeling the physical condition, I found that the dantian was empty, and it had expanded several times out of thin air.
I have broken through?
How did I break through?
Why did I break through?
With his brain running at full speed, Su Jian vaguely remembered that he seemed to have had a beautiful dream, but he couldn't remember the content of the dream at all. The only thing he remembered was that he was very, very cool.
As if his every move was being monitored, Su Mei, who was far away in the kitchen, noticed when Su Jian made a move. She was cooking and shouted at Su Jian in the kitchen.
"Get up, slob, or I'm going to spank your ass."
Su Jian endured the feeling of discomfort, and walked out of the room slowly. Seeing Su Mei still cooking as usual, he felt that there was a fault in his memory.
When he came to the bathroom and was about to wash his face, he saw himself in the mirror, still handsome and full of decadence.
Although she was still wearing yesterday's clothes, they were wrinkled badly, and even the trousers looked like they had been rubbed on the washboard.
I know that I make a fuss when I sleep, but I didn't say that I got wrinkled all over my body? ?
Thinking that he seemed to have had that kind of dream, he didn't care anymore, probably because he added feelings to himself when he was dreaming.
Touching his swollen and sore lips, Su Jian mumbled subconsciously: "Why is my mouth swollen? Get angry?"
As soon as the words were finished, the sound of the seasoning box being knocked over came from the kitchen. Su Jian, who was studying lips, heard it and subconsciously shouted: "Be careful, the seasoning box is made of glass, it is very brittle."
Hearing Su Mei's slightly guilty: "Got it", he studied his lips in front of the mirror again.
After hastily brushing his teeth and washing his face, the trip to the bathroom came to an end. As for the clothes, after tidying up the wrinkles, it was not bad.
He came to the living room with a lot of preoccupations, just in time to see Su Mei, who was also preoccupied, coming over with breakfast.
Looking at Su Mei like a child who did something wrong, she ate her breakfast carefully.
It was only then that Su Jian remembered that something had happened to Su Mei's breakthrough.
"I'm sorry, I said yesterday that I would protect you, but I accidentally fell asleep."
Hearing Su Jian speak, Su Mei let out a soft "ah" like a child being held accountable.
It was only later that Su Jian realized what Su Jian had said, and after sorting out her thoughts, she continued to hold the food in a nonchalant manner: "Very good, the breakthrough was successful."
Seeing this guilty look, Su Jian was quite dissatisfied. After putting the side dish into the sausage's mouth, Su Jian began to preach.
"You have a guilty conscience, but you still have a successful breakthrough? Is there something wrong? Immortal cultivation is very dangerous. Don't be shy, tell me, I can help you expand your thinking, too."
Normally, if Su Jian said that about her, Su Mei would definitely puff her chest out and fight against Su Jian, but today she seemed to hear something wrong.
What's wrong, he kept eating food with a guilty look on his face, not even daring to meet Su Jian's eyes.
(End of this chapter)
Hearing that Su Mei was still struggling with the word "sell" and connected it with the old man he made up, Su Jian really wanted to open her head to see what the structure was.
Su Jian, who felt that he was about to explode, grabbed her face again, and kneaded it like dough for a long time. Su Jian sat on the sofa tiredly, praying for the world to be destroyed quickly.
"Honestly, where did you get this thing?"
Rubbing her delicate face, Su Mei's expression finally returned to normal.
"Stop saying that the old man gave it to you, this ghost won't believe it."
Seeing Su Mei's serious face, Su Jian calmed down and began to tell the truth: "Actually, I found this thing in the principal's office. She has a lot of antiques, so I don't know what it is."
"Then see that I like it, and give it to me."
After finishing speaking, Su Jian shrugged, with an expression like this.
She took a closer look at Su Jian, but in the end he spread out on the sofa all the time, Su Mei finally believed his words, after all, this was very in line with his style of taking advantage of small things.
Su Mei frowned, looked at the Qi Training Pill in her hand, and said a little bit unbearably: "Why don't you give it back, after all, it's so precious."
It's hard for me to make up such a cover-up reason, how can I let you break it for me.
Not daring to be too intense, Su Jian muttered nonchalantly: "What's the matter, people say there are more than a dozen at home, and your one is nothing if it is with her."
There are several Qi training pills Su Jian, but he dare not give them all to Su Mei, after all, there are so many suddenly, there is no way to explain it.
So he took out all the extra elixirs and put them in the empty wine bottle under the bed, thinking that he would use them slowly for Su Mei when he had a chance in the future.
Although Su Mei has been taking care of Su Jian, her social experience is indeed not that high, and she doesn't have a specific value analysis of the pill.
Hearing what he said, Su Mei pouted her lips and said sourly, "It's just that big families are different."
But she changed her mind, since the headmaster's family business is so big, the criteria for choosing a mate must be the right family. In this case, wouldn't it be impossible to attack her little cabbage?
Thinking of this, Su Mei not only did not feel sour anymore, she even became a little happier.
She looked sour and smiled for a while, and Su Jian was puzzled by it. She reached out and touched Su Mei's forehead: "It's not burning, why are you so stupid?"
Covered by warm palms on her forehead, Su Mei, who was happy to save Xiaobaicai, woke up immediately. Seeing Su Jian's look at the young child, she hammered his chest with her small fist in shame and anger.
After playing around for a while, Su Jian hurriedly asked Su Mei to start practicing. After all, he also wanted to know what the breakthrough process was like.
Seeing Su Jian's impatient look, Su Mei stuck out her tongue, told Su Jian not to disturb her when she broke through, swallowed the Qi training pill, and broke through on the sofa.
As the elixir melted, Su Jian could smell a strong mysterious yin qi overflowing from Su Mei's body, both in quality and quantity, which were several times higher than Jiang Ying and Fang Cai.
This kind of feeling seems to have just taken medicine and found that the goddess who has longed for day and night is hooking fingers at you on the bed. Under the strong stimulation, Su Jian couldn't help but throw himself on Su Mei.
Resisting the temptation, Su Jian stayed by her side all the time, only daring to absorb some mysterious yin energy that had scattered far away.
Anyone who has practiced immortality knows that cultivation is a boring process, especially when it comes to guarding others. Ah no, protecting the law for others.
It can be said that the spirit is extremely tense, and the process is extremely boring.
He wanted to protect the Dharma until the end, and saw Su Mei's breakthrough to the Foundation Establishment Realm, but at an unknown time in the early morning, he still couldn't resist Zhuang Zhou's invitation, tilted his body, and fell on the sofa.
Su Jian was shocked by the sound of "stabbing" from the oil pan, and sat up from the bed.
The morning sun shone through the window screens and reflected on the bed in the bedroom. Outside, the old man was practicing the tune of opera, and the children were practicing the sound of flute. Su Jian could hear these sounds that could not be heard at all, very clearly.
Even the sound of the cooker hood in the kitchen, Su Mei's softly humming song, and the sound of stirring the spatula, seemed to be right next to Su Jian's ears, rushing to Su Jian's ears.
Focusing on Chenggong, on the ground three meters away, the edges and corners of a grain of sand are presented in detail.
Feeling the physical condition, I found that the dantian was empty, and it had expanded several times out of thin air.
I have broken through?
How did I break through?
Why did I break through?
With his brain running at full speed, Su Jian vaguely remembered that he seemed to have had a beautiful dream, but he couldn't remember the content of the dream at all. The only thing he remembered was that he was very, very cool.
As if his every move was being monitored, Su Mei, who was far away in the kitchen, noticed when Su Jian made a move. She was cooking and shouted at Su Jian in the kitchen.
"Get up, slob, or I'm going to spank your ass."
Su Jian endured the feeling of discomfort, and walked out of the room slowly. Seeing Su Mei still cooking as usual, he felt that there was a fault in his memory.
When he came to the bathroom and was about to wash his face, he saw himself in the mirror, still handsome and full of decadence.
Although she was still wearing yesterday's clothes, they were wrinkled badly, and even the trousers looked like they had been rubbed on the washboard.
I know that I make a fuss when I sleep, but I didn't say that I got wrinkled all over my body? ?
Thinking that he seemed to have had that kind of dream, he didn't care anymore, probably because he added feelings to himself when he was dreaming.
Touching his swollen and sore lips, Su Jian mumbled subconsciously: "Why is my mouth swollen? Get angry?"
As soon as the words were finished, the sound of the seasoning box being knocked over came from the kitchen. Su Jian, who was studying lips, heard it and subconsciously shouted: "Be careful, the seasoning box is made of glass, it is very brittle."
Hearing Su Mei's slightly guilty: "Got it", he studied his lips in front of the mirror again.
After hastily brushing his teeth and washing his face, the trip to the bathroom came to an end. As for the clothes, after tidying up the wrinkles, it was not bad.
He came to the living room with a lot of preoccupations, just in time to see Su Mei, who was also preoccupied, coming over with breakfast.
Looking at Su Mei like a child who did something wrong, she ate her breakfast carefully.
It was only then that Su Jian remembered that something had happened to Su Mei's breakthrough.
"I'm sorry, I said yesterday that I would protect you, but I accidentally fell asleep."
Hearing Su Jian speak, Su Mei let out a soft "ah" like a child being held accountable.
It was only later that Su Jian realized what Su Jian had said, and after sorting out her thoughts, she continued to hold the food in a nonchalant manner: "Very good, the breakthrough was successful."
Seeing this guilty look, Su Jian was quite dissatisfied. After putting the side dish into the sausage's mouth, Su Jian began to preach.
"You have a guilty conscience, but you still have a successful breakthrough? Is there something wrong? Immortal cultivation is very dangerous. Don't be shy, tell me, I can help you expand your thinking, too."
Normally, if Su Jian said that about her, Su Mei would definitely puff her chest out and fight against Su Jian, but today she seemed to hear something wrong.
What's wrong, he kept eating food with a guilty look on his face, not even daring to meet Su Jian's eyes.
(End of this chapter)
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