Only the writings of the heavens will counterattack

Chapter 47

The woman in red quickly ran towards Jiang Fan and Uncle Jiu.

Hearing the woman in red's words, Jiang Fan and Uncle Jiu's expressions collapsed. Can such an obvious lie not be said to insult the reader's IQ?

The woman in red found that no matter how much she yelled, Jiang Fan and Uncle Jiu were like two pieces of wood, and they didn't respond at all. This made the woman in red hate secretly, not knowing what happened.

But the woman in red was not going to let go of the fat sheep who had reached her mouth. When the woman in red was passing by where Uncle Jiu and Jiang Fan were, she suddenly staggered and fell to the ground.

"Help, help..."

Jiang Fan glanced sideways at the woman in red without leaving any traces, and suddenly, Jiang Fan's pupils became a little dizzy.

"Have you finished eating, and you will be on your way after eating."

Uncle Jiu asked nonchalantly, and the woman in red became even more depressed after hearing this.

Jiang Fan didn't speak, but nodded, and groped his hands towards the void for a moment. At this moment, Jiang Fan transformed into a blind man.

Seeing this, Uncle Jiu quickly supported Jiang Fan, and said, "I know what you mean, but it's getting late now, how could I hear cries for help, you must be hallucinating."

The strange conversation between the two confuses the girl in red at the side. She has already seen that Jiang Fan is blind, but the other one seems to be abnormal.

"Hmph, although I can't hear, I'm not blind!" Uncle Jiu saw Jiang Fan make a few more moves, and after interpreting them, he had an idea and said angrily.

Jiang Fan on the opposite side couldn't help feeling that Uncle Jiu was simply a born actor.

He just made a gesture casually, and the two of them had a silent exchange of eyes, and Uncle Jiu roughly understood what he meant, and presented it perfectly.

However, right now, the woman in red must be in a daze.

"It turns out that a blind man and a deaf man dared to come here so late. I don't know if it's your luck or my luck."

Only then did the woman in red suddenly realize their identities, and couldn't help laughing secretly.

After learning the identities of the two, the woman in red stopped pretending, had a showdown, and got up.

Glancing at Uncle Jiu and Jiang Fan viciously, the woman in red showed a murderous look on her face. These two people let themselves act for so long, and they will look good later.

"Wen Cai, do you smell a squirrel?"

Uncle Jiu touched his nose and said.

Jiang Fan sniffed it carefully, and knew that Uncle Jiu was reminding him of the other party's origin. After thinking about it, Jiang Fan guessed the other party's origin, which should be a vixen.

Nodding, Jiang Fan said, "I smell it too."

The conversation between the two made the woman in red on the side tense. She didn't expect their noses to be so sensitive. The woman in red sneered, then got up, came behind Uncle Jiu, and stretched towards Uncle Jiu's neck, ready to bite Down.

"Aow..."

Suddenly, Jiang Fan sneezed at Uncle Jiu, but Uncle Jiu cleverly dodged it. As a result, a mouthful of saliva sprayed on the face of the woman in red. Of course, this is not the key point, the key is that the woman in red opened her mouth wide.

"vomit……"

The woman in red couldn't bear Jiang Fan's bad breath, and instinctively vomited. Jiang Fan saw this scene, and his face darkened. Uncle Jiu suppressed his smile and cooperated with Jiang Fan's performance.

The two looked at each other, then ignored the woman in red and turned to leave.

"This vixen is no good. He can't stand even a little smell. It's unprofessional."

Uncle Jiu approached Jiang Fan and said in a low voice.

Although Uncle Jiu was complaining about being a vixen, for some reason, it sounded like Jiang Fan was mirroring himself... bad breath?
Zombies have bad breath, there's no denying that.

But the question is, Jiang Fan brushes his teeth every morning and evening, why does he still have bad breath?

This is completely unreasonable!
Depressed, Jiang Fan followed Uncle Jiu, and now he is blind, relying on Uncle Jiu for everything.

The two walked a few steps, and the woman in red came to her senses and looked at them for a long time. In the end, the woman in red decided to find Uncle Jiu first.

He came behind Uncle Jiu again, but because Uncle Jiu and Jiang Fan walked around, every time the woman in red tried to bite Uncle Jiu with her head, but failed, this made the woman in red fly into a rage, and immediately shot and grabbed Uncle Jiu clothes.

hum.

Uncle Jiu stopped moving in an instant. Seeing this, the woman in red smiled triumphantly. She looked at Uncle Jiu. This time, you won't be able to escape, right?
Suddenly.

Jiang Fan turned his head to the woman in red and sneezed again.

A strong stench came over the sky, even spreading to Uncle Jiu.

"vomit……"

"vomit……"

It is impossible for me to turn a blind eye to your performance, but the taste is really strong.

Uncle Jiu gave a wry smile and thought to himself.

"Damn."

Being disturbed by Jiang Fan again and again, the face of the woman in red became extremely ugly. She glared at Jiang Fan, thinking that the blind man was disgusting.

"From your mouth, I was going to keep you for the last toothbrush. Now it seems that I will get rid of you first."

The woman in red thought, but when she thought about Jiang Fan's smell, she immediately fell into a tangle.

"I'll roast him like a rabbit later."

The woman in red seldom ate cooked food, and would have diarrhea if she ate it, but there was no other way at the moment, and the food would be wasted if she didn't eat it.

Soon, the woman in red adjusted her direction and came behind Jiang Fan.

"It's so cool."

The woman in red was taken aback for a moment. As she approached Jiang Fan, the woman in red found that Jiang Fan seemed to be exuding air-conditioning.

In addition, Jiang Fan had a strange smell, which was very pleasant.

This made the woman in red a little surprised. I didn't expect Jiang Fan to be a guy with a lot of gold and jade, but he had bad breath, but he also had body odor.

This is rare.

The woman in red can be regarded as a demon who has eaten dozens of men, but this is the first time she has met Jiang Fan.

For a moment, the woman in red couldn't help but lamented that fate made people fool.

Feeling the coolness coming from his neck, Jiang Fan tensed up all over, and wanted to say to Uncle Jiu: "Master, don't play, just subdue him?"

It's just that this game started with him first, and it doesn't feel good if it ends with him.

Thinking about it, the woman in red opened her mouth wide, her eyes showing surprise, just when the woman in red was about to bite down.

Without exception, accidents and surprises obviously came first, and Jiang Fan suddenly staggered, his body swayed, and he leaned forward uncontrollably, almost falling down.

"what……"

The woman in red behind him was already opening her mouth, but Jiang Fan's change directly caused the woman in red to fly into the air. As a result, the woman in red became unstable and fell forward.

Plop.

What was even more unlucky than before was that in order to avoid disturbing Jiang Fan, the woman in red saw that she was about to bump into Jiang Fan. In desperation, the woman in red could only use her feet to pounce forward, but stepped on the gravel, her body was clearly stable He lost his balance in an instant, and only heard a bang, which coincided with the sound of Jiang Fan falling.

The difference is that Jiang Fan made very little movement, but the woman in red made a lot of movement.

(End of this chapter)