LOL: He has too many routines
Chapter 9 Brother Ba realizes it while eating breakfast
Chapter 9 Brother Ba realizes it while eating breakfast
The May morning sun was dazzling.
Zhang Zijing turned off the live broadcast, and stretched a lot.
After nearly six hours of live broadcast, his fans rose from 8.6W to 9.7W.
The transformation debut was still very successful.
The one who contributed the most was the good brother 888 kilometers away. Nearly half of the new fans "betrayed" from his live broadcast room.
Another day, I must teach him the "Quiet Net Flow Stone Man" style of play.
I wish him to become the king as soon as possible and complete the overlord's color plan.
To prove he's not a jerk.
After stroking Kong Kong's stomach, Zhang Zijing washed up and went downstairs to have breakfast.
"Regan Noodles" is one of the most famous snacks in Jiangcheng.
In the past, after Zhang Zijing paid the rent, water and electricity, he could only have six or seven hundred yuan a month to solve the problem of three meals.
Therefore, a 4 yuan serving of high-calorie gourmet hot dry noodles with unlimited additions of chives, diced radish, capers, soybeans and other auxiliary materials has become his first choice for breakfast.
Living in Shifeng County, Zhejiang Province since he was a child, he was not used to the taste of sesame sauce mixed with soda water noodles at first.
I feel that the bragging about hot dry noodles on the Internet is somewhat untrue.
But after a period of adaptation, he found that the smell was actually quite fragrant.
When he came to Cailinji noodle shop downstairs, Zhang Zijing shouted angrily: "Boss, a big bowl of hot dry noodles, add marinated eggs and two dry noodles."
Liu Yang, the owner of the noodle shop with a beer belly and a Mediterranean face, raised his head when he heard a familiar voice.
After confirming that it was Zhang Zijing, his face was full of disbelief.
As if to say, why doesn't "Ghost Seeing Sorrow" eat a small bowl of hot dry noodles today?
Add marinated eggs, and add two dried seeds,
Did I hear it wrong?
Zhang Zijing looked at Liu Baldzi's wide-eyed, suspicious gaze, and smiled embarrassedly.
Since he went to school in Jiangcheng, he has been eating hot and dry noodles at Liu Tuzi's place.
Every time, he would transfer the ingredients from the small table bowl next to the store door to his own disposable paper bowl containing hot dry noodles.
If you don't like coriander.
The towering ingredients can make Zhang Zijing pay back.
However, after the rocket plane sent by the boss early this morning and the completion of the system tasks, he also entered a well-off life after being exempted from the exploitation of rent, water and electricity.
Can't afford tea eggs?
I just want to add two cadres today.
After getting Zhang Zijing's affirmative look, Liu Baldzi grinned.
Quickly pour the prepared noodles into the pot.
That expression was happier than winning the 500 million lottery.
Due to the passing of the midterm, most of the courses have been completed.
There is only one class today, in the afternoon.
So after breakfast, Zhang Zijing planned to go directly to the No. 10 villa on Wolong Island, which was rewarded by the system, to have a look.
Hey, among other things, the name of the villa suits me quite well.
Guaranteed to be a blessed place.
In the hometown of Ouyue, a man who was nearly thirty years old sat in front of the computer and looked extremely excited.
He is Wang Muba, a stoner from Wenzhou, Zhejiang.
Five hours ago, his first show of the Battle of the Overlord's Color Project failed miserably because he met the same-stage anchor "The No. [-] Barbarian King of the National Server" I am Crouching Dragon.
2-13-1 record.
The constant sound of "spray his Q" in the broadcast made him extremely confused.
Every time he looked at the gray screen, his indestructible heart would be shaken.
The spinning great sword became a ghost hovering over his heart.
Every time I come into contact with this ghost, the body made of lava is like paper.
In just a few seconds, it was reduced to annihilation.
Brother Ba stared blankly at the scoreboard with overwhelming numbers and fell into deep thought.
In the end, his gaze was fixed on four Infinity Blades and an Essence Retriever Scythe.
There must be some kind of great truth in this, and if you comprehend it, you can get "Ascension", and your damage will increase by 75%.
Brother Ba opened the browser to check, there is no record of this outfit.The words "this is trash" were written on the densely packed links of the Great God Galen's strategy. He couldn't figure it out anyway. After looking carefully all night, he saw through the gaps between the words that there were two big characters written all over the screen, "pure "!"
"purely?"
What is pure?
Suddenly, he recalled Galen with the five crit cloaks after he returned to the city, and Brother Ba was startled.
As expected of Wolong, I didn't expect that he had already mastered the word "pure".
The barbarian king needs crit, attack power and attack speed, and there is no equipment that can make him reach the ultimate "pure" state.
So Wolong abandoned him and chose Galen.
But my stone man is different!
It only needs armor and CD, and has equipment that can make it reach the ultimate "pure" state.
I got it!
After the teammates initiated the surrender again, Brother Ba didn't continue to insist, but decisively clicked to agree.
The crystal exploded and radiated light.
However, Brother Ba's eyes were full of joy.
The red light from the shattered crystal is my Nirvana rebirth, when the Tyrant reappears in Summoner's Rift.
Everything will tremble!
Quickly switched to the mall page and purchased a full set of advanced defense (growth armor) imprints, glyphs, sigils, and essences.
Ba Ge starts the second positioning match.
As the first floor, after banning Galen, Dashu, Xin Zhao, Lissandra, and Lux, decisively choose the stone man.
A full set of growth armor can provide 4.68 armor per level, and a total of 84.24 armor benefits at the full level.
Rounded up, it is approximately equal to a piece of Bingxin.
The opponent's top laner is the Barbarian (it's not that the author didn't want to write other ones, this kind of game was too popular at that time).
Cloth armor + 4 red go out, learn W at the first level.
He glanced at the ID.
The "strange top order" has completely overcome "Guo Jingming 0606", coupled with the pure breath exuding from his body.
This is a sling.
Going back to the city for the first time in 6 minutes, Brother Ba directly bought 2 [Glacier Bucklers].
Gain 400 mana, 40 armor, 10% cooldown reduction bonus.
Walking to the line again, the barbarian king with a bronze watermelon knife in his hand could no longer cut down the stone man in the form of Xuanjia Tiefutu.
"One knife, two knife, three knife"
Even though the watermelon knife in his hand smoked, the armor attached to the tyrant's stone man was not broken.
On the other hand, after the stone man turns on W, every slap is so simple and unpretentious.
The blood volume of the barbarian king dropped one by one.
"Godlike"
"Rampage"
"Killing spree"
Brother Ba's stone man stood in front of the enemy's high ground and danced.
The five enemies, Barbarian King, Blind Man, Jie, Ashe, and Bron, are constantly releasing skills at it.
However, the shields are not broken.
"Which of you dare to say that I am a mixed-up monster? My stone man is simply a tyrant."
"16-0-1, double super god."
"See my outfit, 1 ice fist, 5 ice hearts, and no cloth shoes."
"This is pure, 1146 armor, a stone man with a thousand armors."
"A after using a skill, the Ice Fist passive is half the size of the screen."
At the end of the ten-round positioning match, except for the first match against the "pure" patriarch Wolong who lost, Ba Ge won all the next nine positioning matches, and all of them were the proud achievements of MVP.
The rank is locked at Gold 2.
It is finally possible to remove the "Daily Disgrace Streaming" label.
Greetingly bid farewell to the frustrated water friends who came to learn the Buta Dao, Ba Ge turned on the VX.
He changed Zhang Zijing's account and remark to: Military Division Wolong.
If the crouching dragon and phoenix chicks get one, they can win the world.
Today's live broadcast made him feel a long-lost comfort.
This heartiness is not only the refreshment of elated, but also the surprise of discovering the "pure" new gameplay of League of Legends.
From now on, my bully brother will no longer play badly! ! !
Playing games only pays attention to purity, being born as a pure person, and dying as a pure ghost.
On May 2017, 5, the "Pure Battalion" of the Shu Army of the Alliance was established, and the battalion commander Wang Muba.
Slogan "Swear to forever tree the pure banner.".
(End of this chapter)
The May morning sun was dazzling.
Zhang Zijing turned off the live broadcast, and stretched a lot.
After nearly six hours of live broadcast, his fans rose from 8.6W to 9.7W.
The transformation debut was still very successful.
The one who contributed the most was the good brother 888 kilometers away. Nearly half of the new fans "betrayed" from his live broadcast room.
Another day, I must teach him the "Quiet Net Flow Stone Man" style of play.
I wish him to become the king as soon as possible and complete the overlord's color plan.
To prove he's not a jerk.
After stroking Kong Kong's stomach, Zhang Zijing washed up and went downstairs to have breakfast.
"Regan Noodles" is one of the most famous snacks in Jiangcheng.
In the past, after Zhang Zijing paid the rent, water and electricity, he could only have six or seven hundred yuan a month to solve the problem of three meals.
Therefore, a 4 yuan serving of high-calorie gourmet hot dry noodles with unlimited additions of chives, diced radish, capers, soybeans and other auxiliary materials has become his first choice for breakfast.
Living in Shifeng County, Zhejiang Province since he was a child, he was not used to the taste of sesame sauce mixed with soda water noodles at first.
I feel that the bragging about hot dry noodles on the Internet is somewhat untrue.
But after a period of adaptation, he found that the smell was actually quite fragrant.
When he came to Cailinji noodle shop downstairs, Zhang Zijing shouted angrily: "Boss, a big bowl of hot dry noodles, add marinated eggs and two dry noodles."
Liu Yang, the owner of the noodle shop with a beer belly and a Mediterranean face, raised his head when he heard a familiar voice.
After confirming that it was Zhang Zijing, his face was full of disbelief.
As if to say, why doesn't "Ghost Seeing Sorrow" eat a small bowl of hot dry noodles today?
Add marinated eggs, and add two dried seeds,
Did I hear it wrong?
Zhang Zijing looked at Liu Baldzi's wide-eyed, suspicious gaze, and smiled embarrassedly.
Since he went to school in Jiangcheng, he has been eating hot and dry noodles at Liu Tuzi's place.
Every time, he would transfer the ingredients from the small table bowl next to the store door to his own disposable paper bowl containing hot dry noodles.
If you don't like coriander.
The towering ingredients can make Zhang Zijing pay back.
However, after the rocket plane sent by the boss early this morning and the completion of the system tasks, he also entered a well-off life after being exempted from the exploitation of rent, water and electricity.
Can't afford tea eggs?
I just want to add two cadres today.
After getting Zhang Zijing's affirmative look, Liu Baldzi grinned.
Quickly pour the prepared noodles into the pot.
That expression was happier than winning the 500 million lottery.
Due to the passing of the midterm, most of the courses have been completed.
There is only one class today, in the afternoon.
So after breakfast, Zhang Zijing planned to go directly to the No. 10 villa on Wolong Island, which was rewarded by the system, to have a look.
Hey, among other things, the name of the villa suits me quite well.
Guaranteed to be a blessed place.
In the hometown of Ouyue, a man who was nearly thirty years old sat in front of the computer and looked extremely excited.
He is Wang Muba, a stoner from Wenzhou, Zhejiang.
Five hours ago, his first show of the Battle of the Overlord's Color Project failed miserably because he met the same-stage anchor "The No. [-] Barbarian King of the National Server" I am Crouching Dragon.
2-13-1 record.
The constant sound of "spray his Q" in the broadcast made him extremely confused.
Every time he looked at the gray screen, his indestructible heart would be shaken.
The spinning great sword became a ghost hovering over his heart.
Every time I come into contact with this ghost, the body made of lava is like paper.
In just a few seconds, it was reduced to annihilation.
Brother Ba stared blankly at the scoreboard with overwhelming numbers and fell into deep thought.
In the end, his gaze was fixed on four Infinity Blades and an Essence Retriever Scythe.
There must be some kind of great truth in this, and if you comprehend it, you can get "Ascension", and your damage will increase by 75%.
Brother Ba opened the browser to check, there is no record of this outfit.The words "this is trash" were written on the densely packed links of the Great God Galen's strategy. He couldn't figure it out anyway. After looking carefully all night, he saw through the gaps between the words that there were two big characters written all over the screen, "pure "!"
"purely?"
What is pure?
Suddenly, he recalled Galen with the five crit cloaks after he returned to the city, and Brother Ba was startled.
As expected of Wolong, I didn't expect that he had already mastered the word "pure".
The barbarian king needs crit, attack power and attack speed, and there is no equipment that can make him reach the ultimate "pure" state.
So Wolong abandoned him and chose Galen.
But my stone man is different!
It only needs armor and CD, and has equipment that can make it reach the ultimate "pure" state.
I got it!
After the teammates initiated the surrender again, Brother Ba didn't continue to insist, but decisively clicked to agree.
The crystal exploded and radiated light.
However, Brother Ba's eyes were full of joy.
The red light from the shattered crystal is my Nirvana rebirth, when the Tyrant reappears in Summoner's Rift.
Everything will tremble!
Quickly switched to the mall page and purchased a full set of advanced defense (growth armor) imprints, glyphs, sigils, and essences.
Ba Ge starts the second positioning match.
As the first floor, after banning Galen, Dashu, Xin Zhao, Lissandra, and Lux, decisively choose the stone man.
A full set of growth armor can provide 4.68 armor per level, and a total of 84.24 armor benefits at the full level.
Rounded up, it is approximately equal to a piece of Bingxin.
The opponent's top laner is the Barbarian (it's not that the author didn't want to write other ones, this kind of game was too popular at that time).
Cloth armor + 4 red go out, learn W at the first level.
He glanced at the ID.
The "strange top order" has completely overcome "Guo Jingming 0606", coupled with the pure breath exuding from his body.
This is a sling.
Going back to the city for the first time in 6 minutes, Brother Ba directly bought 2 [Glacier Bucklers].
Gain 400 mana, 40 armor, 10% cooldown reduction bonus.
Walking to the line again, the barbarian king with a bronze watermelon knife in his hand could no longer cut down the stone man in the form of Xuanjia Tiefutu.
"One knife, two knife, three knife"
Even though the watermelon knife in his hand smoked, the armor attached to the tyrant's stone man was not broken.
On the other hand, after the stone man turns on W, every slap is so simple and unpretentious.
The blood volume of the barbarian king dropped one by one.
"Godlike"
"Rampage"
"Killing spree"
Brother Ba's stone man stood in front of the enemy's high ground and danced.
The five enemies, Barbarian King, Blind Man, Jie, Ashe, and Bron, are constantly releasing skills at it.
However, the shields are not broken.
"Which of you dare to say that I am a mixed-up monster? My stone man is simply a tyrant."
"16-0-1, double super god."
"See my outfit, 1 ice fist, 5 ice hearts, and no cloth shoes."
"This is pure, 1146 armor, a stone man with a thousand armors."
"A after using a skill, the Ice Fist passive is half the size of the screen."
At the end of the ten-round positioning match, except for the first match against the "pure" patriarch Wolong who lost, Ba Ge won all the next nine positioning matches, and all of them were the proud achievements of MVP.
The rank is locked at Gold 2.
It is finally possible to remove the "Daily Disgrace Streaming" label.
Greetingly bid farewell to the frustrated water friends who came to learn the Buta Dao, Ba Ge turned on the VX.
He changed Zhang Zijing's account and remark to: Military Division Wolong.
If the crouching dragon and phoenix chicks get one, they can win the world.
Today's live broadcast made him feel a long-lost comfort.
This heartiness is not only the refreshment of elated, but also the surprise of discovering the "pure" new gameplay of League of Legends.
From now on, my bully brother will no longer play badly! ! !
Playing games only pays attention to purity, being born as a pure person, and dying as a pure ghost.
On May 2017, 5, the "Pure Battalion" of the Shu Army of the Alliance was established, and the battalion commander Wang Muba.
Slogan "Swear to forever tree the pure banner.".
(End of this chapter)
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