LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 81 The Last Sacrifice—Barbecue Dragon (Fifth, TT)

In the end, the bear still couldn't run back to the tower.

It fell on the outermost edge of the defense tower's attack circle.

It was scalded to death by Riyan. From the beginning to the end, the five members of the Riyan God Sect did not use non-controlling skills and normal attacks to hit it.

suffocated.

Very aggrieved.

This is nothing short of a naked humiliation to Volibear, leader of the bear tribe.

resignedly.

He can only fight back with the magical Chinese quintessence.

"[All] report matches you special over (Thunder Roar):nmmsl"

Zhang Zijing has always directly shielded low-quality people who speak rudely and greet their family members at every turn.

Playing games is the original sin. If you have the ability, you abuse me, but if you don't, you can only be abused.

Being verbally aggressive at every turn is really annoying.

"Brother Meng, you have to testify for me. We just killed the bear twice, and it broke through."

"Wait until I keep grilling it, you can't call me a sacrifice~"

"You can't report it either!"

After hearing what Zhang Zijing said, old audiences and old fans immediately understood what was going to happen next, and started fanning the flames one after another.

"I testify! I testify! The bear cursed first."

"Please step up! I'm not cool enough~"

"What I hate the most in entertainment and games in my life is people who scold women for no reason. They are really unqualified!"

"Don't you think about Juggernaut and Troll? They have a lot of fun stealing towers."

"The first form of "The Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon": Crouching Dragon is right!!!"

"I'm so annoyed, I got more than a dozen [brother shit??] numbers in a row by using Douyin, and if you block it, push me back!"

"Me too, it's more annoying than a thief."

"+1"

……

With the unanimous approval of the audience, the five members of the Riyan God Sect directly set their sights on the bear.

As for the Jinx who was with him, or the monkeys and trolls who came to support from the wild area and the middle, they had to be killed first.

Barbecuing is an art and cannot be disturbed.

Gou Xiong didn't know that he was blocked by the people on the opposite side, and continued to scold Nv Liang after his resurrection.

After waiting in the spring for a long time and no one came out to "align" on the opposite side, it walked down the road.

As everyone knows, this is actually a road to hell.

Jinx walked safely between the first tower and the second tower on the red side road.

But when the bear appeared at that moment, a green chain was thrown from behind the fence on the right.

Thresh Q skill hit!
W, two-stage Q.

The dog's head appeared beside the bear along with Thresh.

Followed by.

Niutou WQ Erlian came out through the wall, Scarecrow and Time flew from the triangular grass with 99% acceleration.

less than 1 seconds.

The five members of the Riyan God Sect surrounded Gou Xiong in unison.

The blood volume of the bear begins to decrease according to the fixed magic damage.

"Brother Meng, I know that everyone definitely didn't get enough of the "Barbecue Bear's Paw" just now!"

"Now bake a second plate of bear paws for brother Meng!"

The bear was first hanged [withered] and became weak, and then [feared] by the scarecrow.

Finally, there was only a little distance left from the defense tower, and Shi Shi's E skill cooldown ended.

The 99% deceleration makes this little distance unreachable.

In the end, it delivered Flash!

However, Thresh's [Pendulum of Doom] swept it out of the tower again.

Then throw a Q skill.

The previous efforts of the bear were in vain, and it returned to the position it was 6 seconds ago.

correct.

Why didn't the bull head of the Sun Flame Sect appear?

Don't ask, asking is ringing a bell.

Music and BBQ go together best.

The thumping bells added a lot of comedy elements to this barbecue feast.

The bell also attracted a large wave of barrage.

"I regret it so much, I didn't buy the bell ringing cow, I bought the skin of Big Mouth!!!"

"This skin is really too coquettish, who can stand the bell?"

"Qi Zai, stop knocking, mom can't take it anymore!"

"Children only do multiple-choice questions. I buy a whole set of April Fool's Day skins."

"Bear: nmmsl"

"Do you still have time to post barrage? I'm already ready to recruit people to play this routine."

"Do you have any brothers in the sea of ​​conquest? Add my ID Twilight Tears."

"Twilight tears are tears?"

After 13 seconds.

For the second time, the bear became a sacrificial dish for the audience taught by the Ri Yan God.

After a roar, the teammates on the blue side saw the prompt "Thunder Roar exits the game".

The reason why he quit the game was that he was targeted by the Sun Flame Sect and scalded to death.

Or maybe it's the disturbing noise of ringing the bell.

Xiong was relieved to quit the game, but his teammates were terrible.

Afterwards, BBQ Monkey, BBQ Jinx, BBQ Juggernaut, and even the disgusting troll who looked like Thief Jill were also grilled.

Fortunately, the Riyan God Sect does not take tower pushing as its mission.

Otherwise, the red side really has the idea of ​​giving up resistance directly and waiting for 20 shots.

Game time came to 24:30.

The five members of the Riyan God Sect finally started to make the last big dish - BBQ Dalong.

Scarecrow, Thresh, Bull Head, Dog Head, and Time are standing in the Dragon Pit.

Purple numbers such as "40" and "42" keep popping up at the root of the dragon.

Five sun flames can cause about 200 points of magic damage per second to the dragon, and the dragon's health is only 10720 points.

In less than 1 minute, Dalong will definitely be roasted to death.

The five members of the Sun Flame Sect have an average of 250 armor, 100 magic resistance, and 2500 health points, plus the protective cover provided by the Thresh lantern, so there is no need to worry about anyone being killed by the dragon.

The only thing that needs to be careful is the interference of the red hero.

"Hahaha, the roasted dragon is pretty fast."

"Oh, Scarecrow, your HP is too low, don't stand behind the dragon!!"

"Qiqiqi, you bastard, is there anyone on the opposite side, what kind of bell are you ringing?"

"Don't hit the dragon, don't hit the dragon, just grill it!"

The program performance of the live routine has entered the final stage.

Zhang Zijing, who doesn't have to worry about bad luck, also started to find topics to enliven the atmosphere in the live broadcast room.

"Everyone will be burned to death when they guess the minutes and seconds. I will take a few screenshots and send 20 red envelopes to the first 50 viewers who guess correctly!"

"Don't post it now. I will temporarily set it to only post one barrage per minute. Otherwise, if there are too many barrages, it will cause an own problem."

"I made a full-scale firepower, and none of the audience who was drawn gave 50 red envelopes."

With full firepower, the barrage in the live broadcast room became overwhelming.

With gifts such as "Airplane" and "Super Daimaru Star", the popularity of the live broadcast room has also begun to approach the 70W mark from 100W.

"Barbecue Dragon" is also coming to an end.

During the period, due to the big rocket sent by Jinx and the harassment of the monkey stealth, the blood volume of the five members of the Sun Flame Sect was not very healthy, and the scarecrow even only had 433 drops of blood.

But this does not prevent Baron with only 1200 health from being in worse condition than them.

In another five or six seconds, the Straw Beef-flavored Baron Nash will be on the table.

"Hey, the sword master is here."

The Juggernaut in a khaki coat and a fluorescent hornet's nest mask was seen by the jewelry behind the dragon.

At this time, the dragon only has 580 health points left, and the Scarecrow Thresh has only 2 health points.

"Don't panic, he didn't punish, just keep roasting and roasting."

The stunted Juggernaut, facing a group of giant meat control, Zhang Zijing guaranteed that he would not be able to grab the big dragon.

If you get it, it means that Qiqiqi and the bosses are really good!
The Juggernaut poked an eye and found that the dragon's blood bar had bottomed out, and immediately swung his sword to chop off the explosive fruit behind him.

He has entered the Dragon Pit!
As the hope of the whole village of Red Fang, can he grab the big dragon?

"Den!"

The ground hasn't moved yet.

Moolista pushed him out of the dragon pit with a W skill.

However, Juggernaut's next operation is not as dull as it was at the beginning.

He flashed with R and entered the Dragon Pit again.

[Earth Shattering], [Fear].

The Q skill of the bull head did not knock the Juggernaut into the air, but the Q skill of the Scarecrow was a directional skill.

The mask of the Juggernaut was labeled with the words "Lost".

Afterwards, the big dragon tilted its head, turned into a black phantom and sank into the ground, and the whole blue side received purple.

"Barbecue Dragon" was successfully produced!
　Thanks to [Zhang Jiangan] for the reward of 300 starting coins, and thanks to [Theyyuxuan] for the 2 monthly tickets! ! ! !

　　Boom, I'm already a thorough flutter. Currently, I have 5580 favorites, 130 first orders, and a subscription ratio of 42.92.But in the future, I will scan the rankings to learn the writing methods of other excellent writers.Let the brothers who have been with me feel my progress in the following chapters.

　　Don't worry, people with NPY will not enter the palace.If you want to keep healthy, you can start now.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)