LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 70 I have been punished by the present world, please see my gorgeous reversal
The vampire with 55 points of attack power hit a common A on the red side's artillery troop and successfully missed it.

Zhang Zijing paused, glanced at the barrage, and said to Qi Qiqi in an annoyed tone, "What are you doing here!"

"Now Brother Meng is saying that I don't have the strength to play tricks... Hey, it's really a trap."

"If you don't come, I can jump over the tower and kill alone."

"This wave is yours. I will give the brothers a red envelope of Yaodongdongdongdongyuan, and the money will be deducted from your salary!!!"

Qi Qiqi manipulated the old goat to stand outside the tower, facing Jie's corpse and was swaying, when he suddenly heard his cousin blaming him, he froze.

Didn't I help you save money... It's obvious that your vampire doesn't have level [-], no blood W, so you can't jump over the tower to kill Zed.

It's been my fault for so long, and my salary will be deducted...

woo woo woo woo……

Isn't it love anymore?
General Qi Qiqi changed to a pitiful expression, turned to look at Zhang Zijing, only to find that Zhang Zijing's expression at this time was the same as the funny one of the little yellow face, but his tone of voice was very upset and serious.

so de si nei! !
It turned out that what he said just now was for the audience.

Cousin still loves me!
Qi Qiqi also made a funny face expression, saying "I understand, this is also a routine~".

However, after hearing Zhang Zijing's words, the barrage behaved quite differently.

A few seconds later, the screen of the live broadcast room was suddenly occupied by the white army.

"Evil capitalist! You actually exploited the lovely Qizai like this!!! Report!!!"

"Apologize to Qizai!!!"

"Apologize!!! Give Qizai a raise!!!"

"No way, no way. No one really thinks that Wolong will deduct Qizai's salary, right?"

"It's a good way to confuse the public, everyone listen to me: Wolong just missed the cannon car! He missed the cannon car! He missed the sports car!"

"I knew Wolong still loved me, hurry up and draw a lottery, my cigarette money."

"An inside story?"

"If you kill Jiba alone, you can brag better than Da Sima, you stinky melon skin."

"fishing?"

……

Zhang Zijing chuckled, sure enough, he is the god of fishing!

When the original contract ends in June, I absolutely want to have a barrage contract with Yuniang TV to have fun.

He also needs a time-length contract. He has to broadcast ten hours a day, take a day off and work overtime for five days. Even with health tea and Internet addiction, he can't stand the exhaustion.

After hearing Zhang Zijing's laughter, many mother fans and sister fans who supported Qi Qiqi also came to their senses.

They were deceived by Wolong again.

Wolong is really bad!

It's okay to play tricks and abuse food, but also deceive one's feelings, it's really abominable.

So 2 minutes later.

"Thank you [this is a gift for Qi Zai] for sending me a plane."

"Thank you [Qizai's mother] for sending a rocket."

"What... you sent the rocket to Qi Qiqi? Alright, alright, I'll credit his salary."

"Thank you [Qi Zai's wife] for sending me a plane. I know, it's for Qi Qiqi again... I don't love it anymore."

"Give it to me?"

"...the [weak chicken] in the front is for me, and the plane is for Qizai...I lost it."

Zhang Zijing didn't expect Qi Qiqi's mother and sister fans to be so crazy, after changing her name, she immediately gave Qi Qiqi a plane rocket.

Although only half of the money will be obtained after being divided by the platform, the 50 and 250 are still very greedy!

It's been 10 minutes since the broadcast started today, and I haven't received any other gifts except for the light sticks and weak chickens.

Is it...

Zhang Zijing thought of "Mold Comparison" again, and he was just about to turn his head to look at Qi Qiqi.

Suddenly, the special effect of a super rocket rose out of thin air.

"Thank you [Skin Swallow of Crouching Dragon] for sending a super rocket, thank you boss!!!"

Professional instinct allows him to express his inner joy in words immediately.

but.

Zhang Zijing soon noticed something was wrong.

Piyanzi!
Wolong's leather swallow! !
Didn't I guide this evil spirit into Han Jinlong's live broadcast room at the beginning of his birth, why did he come back again?
What the hell...

"Pi Yanzi, what's the matter with your ID?"

If you want to stop this unhealthy trend from spreading in your live broadcast room, you must find out the reason for its birth.

Zhang Zijing tactfully raised his inner doubts to [Swallow Skin of Crouching Dragon].

After a while, Pi Yanzi's barrage appeared.

"After watching Wolong's live broadcast, I think only the three words Pi Yanzi can describe your excellence. The three words are explained as follows."

"Pi: A recent buzzword in the circle, so the word pi is used to show the king's temperament of skin but not melon.

Yan: We all know that Wolong, whether it is the king or the silver game, is famous for its vigorous body and flexible thinking, so it is very spiritual to use the animal Yan to describe it.

Son: In ancient times, there was Confucius and Mencius Lao Zhuang.There are hundreds of schools of thought, and today there is Zhang Zi, who uses the word Zi, which not only inherits the ancient style and traditional culture, but also can be connected with Yan to become a fluent word. "

"Also, can Wolong take me in the car to play with you in the next game?"

"........."

Zhang Zijing was overwhelmed.

Isn't this the explanation I posted in Han Jinlong's live broadcast room in the morning, why it was used by [Wolong's Skin Swallow] to explain to himself.

Why is the present newspaper so fast?
"eng...Pi Yanzi, I know the meaning of this word. I was also watching Teacher Ma's live broadcast this morning."

"I don't mean to ask you to explain the name, but to ask why you thought of the ID Peeled Swallow."

"It's completely okay to get on the train when it's too hot, and it's okay to go all night."

"But Piyanzi is not very good, you have to change it."

Finally, under Zhang Zijing's earnest persuasion, "Wolong's Leather Swallow" was changed to "Wolong's Big Wife"...

The game also lasted 11 minutes.

Since the enemy's Jie is too insignificant, and the vampire is playing with [-]Q[-] blood, without flash, you can't use E flash and other unexpected combos to cross the Jie Tower.

So the record of vampires is not particularly exaggerated.

There are only 3 heads and 1 assist, 2 heads are from Jie, and the other is from Juhuaxin.

And because he was too involved in communicating with Pi Yanzi, Zhang Zijing didn't pay attention to the mini-map after killing Jie for the second time.

A level 6 half blood vampire was stabbed to death by a level 4 chrysanthemum letter with a red buff.

Received a good wave of ridicule from the audience.

In this regard, Zhang Zijing said that he is not a god.

Even Han Jinlong, who can easily carry with just one cigarette in the game of kings, still overturns every day in the game of silver.

Isn't it very common to be caught and killed by the jungler?

Back to the city.

Looking at the 2062 gold coins in his pocket, Zhang Zijing hesitated a few times, and finally bought a pair of CD shoes and an ether essence.

At this time, the vampire's equipment is: 6 layers of dark seals, reusable potions, forbidden statues, burning gems, CD shoes, ether essence. (arranged in order)

When the audience saw it, they couldn't help the barrage remote command again.

They all questioned that the "Rocket Belt" can be synthesized only by burning gems and 1700 gold coins, but Zhang Zijing doesn't buy the complete package and buys parts.

In the end, I left 350 gold coins in my pocket.

You must know that the rocket belt in S7 is an artifact that can increase the outbreak and flexibility of vampires by a large level!

Countless vampire players, even if they don't buy CD shoes, will make rocket belts first.

more than this.

In the case of lack of money, he will sell his 4th and 6th floor murder rings if he is cruel.

Therefore, in the eyes of some viewers, Zhang Zijing's wave is simply an operation of lowering intelligence.

Zhang Zijing already knew that this would happen.

When the viewer who does not understand the operation has not been transmitted to his secondary screen, he starts to explain.

He emphasized again that this round was not for some kind of random show, but to play the ultimate Vladimir with [-]Q and [-] blood.

"If I were playing a general genre of vampires, then I wouldn't be called Crouching Dragon, the silver emperor show master. You can also go out and turn left to see Pikachu's vampires."

"He's a much better vampire than me."

"My vampire is after the ultimate blood-sucking. The rice cooker also said just now that if you have a green armor, you need more than 1200 points of magic power to reach [-]Q[-] HP."

"Originally, if there is no healing bonus, 1600 Q and [-] blood would cost more than [-] spell power."

"How much magic power is the rocket belt?"

"I have ether essence, wait for a censer, the censer +10% healing is equivalent to adding 160 magic power to me, plus the 60 magic power and other passives it provides, isn't it better than the rocket belt? ?”

"Playing games also requires brain...thinking."

Indeed, the first dragon in this game was a wind dragon, not a fire dragon.

Therefore, the dragon buff can only provide a 15% spell power bonus at most.

In the case that the vampire needs to leave a grid to produce the invigorating armor, it is absolutely impossible to reach 1207AP according to the pure magic power.

So Zhang Zijing replaced it.

Use the 10% healing power bonus passively provided by the Fiery Censer to offset 160 Ability Power.

If he still can't reach it, he can definitely produce another Crucible or Redemption later, and carry out a wave of reductions in the required ability power.

Except for some hard-headed viewers in the live broadcast room.

Other viewers who had questioned before recalled the nine-year compulsory education they had received, and there was no sound.

They are repenting...

It turns out that learning is really useful.

After applying what you have learned, you can also have so many tricks when playing games.

It seems that before playing games in the future, I must review the things that I have already left behind.

Walking to the middle, with the cooperation of the braised goat, the vampire once again killed the enemy's Jie, and also took away the strange sorghum chrysanthemum letter who came to support.

At this moment, the vampire's killing ring has stacked to 10 layers.

With the equipment and growth rune, the vampire's spell power has reached 127.

Just barely enough to reach 1/10 of what a Q[-] needs.

The game has been going on for 13 minutes.

Although the rhythm of S7 is not as fast as the later S11, Zhang Zijing's development is still a bit slow.

After thinking about it, he finally sent a message on the public screen.

"I'm just a piece of milk (scarlet reaper): go down the road, it's robbed, and the vampire restrains the nurse."

"A hatchet (goddess of war): ???"

"Chic Emotional Maniac 22 (Lava Behemoth): Playing so well, you can line up with the opposite Child Jie."

"A hatchet (Goddess of War): Are you 1/3/0 worthy to speak?"

"Chic Emo Maniac 22 (Lava Behemoth): 0/4/1?"

"I'm just an elephant pulling B (Shanyin Zhiyan): Don't bb, the two dishes are better soon."

……

After the small theater, the vampire also successfully switched to the bottom lane.

Since the incense burner and the crucible were relatively cheap, Zhang Zijing successfully made it in fifteen and a half minutes, and upgraded the killing ring to a killing book.

With 205 points of magic power and the huge blood recovery of the Q skill, the vampire is not at a disadvantage when facing the enemy's fat Lucian + nurse alone.

Ends with Ignition CD.

Zhang Zijing called Qiqiqi.

Facing the goat's entourage, Lucian and the nanny did not panic.

As one of the incense burner monsters, Nanny is absolutely confident in her green milk.

Not only is it big, but it also comes with the "nutrition" of the incense burner.

It can increase Lucian's attack speed by 35% and add an additional 45 points of magic damage to his normal attacks.

To know.The effect of Lucian's passive [Silver Bullet of Holy Light] is that within 6 seconds after each skill is cast, Lucian's next normal attack will shoot twice in a row.

The effect provided by the incense burner is super doubled for him!
The goats produce wild knives, cloth armor shoes and small ice hearts.

He hasn't done magic resistance yet, so the 45 points of magic damage is extremely painful for him.

"pia, pia, pia..."

WAAQAA, E (QE to dodge goats) AA.

In an instant, the goat's blood volume dropped by half.

Afterwards, Lucian turned on [Holy Spear Baptism] towards him.

Countless silver bullets fell on the goat.

The blood volume dropped again.

The goat has only 1/5 blood left,

"Open it up!!!"

Hearing Zhang Zijing's voice, Qi Qiqi, who was in a hurry, also reacted.

Press the R key, [Summon of the God of Forging].

The fiery red elemental behemoth attacked from behind Lucian and the nanny.

Smashed two people's health.

The sprinting vampire also rushed over, and a pool of blood-red barbarians and horses appeared at the feet of Lucian and the nanny.

They both receive an additional 10% damage debuff.

"I knock!"

"Qiqiqi, what are you doing? The second big move."

The elemental behemoth went away directly according to a fixed path, and was not pushed back by the goat to change direction and knock down the enemy hero.

"What second paragraph?"

"..."

Zhang Zijing was left speechless.

But Qi Qiqi can't be blamed entirely.

Goat is a hero that was only released after the latest version update, and Qiqiqi was still working in an electronics factory before, and he could only play a game of League of Legends every month.

It's normal not to know.

After 2 seconds, the goat was killed by Lucian.

But the vampire also approached the nanny.

Since the nanny gave Lucian a lot of milk during the previous laning process, she only had less than half of her HP at this time.

[Blood Transformation], [Blood Tide].

The nanny was directly killed by the vampire.

Lucian, on the other hand, can only keep A vampires because of his goat-fighting skills.

But the passive damage of Essence Reaper + Censer is still sufficient.

The blood volume of the vampire was also beaten to only half.

But never mind.

He is a vampire!

Put the ignition A on Lucian twice.

When the Q skill attached to [Scarlet Rush] was used, Lucian's blood volume was reduced to half in an instant, while the vampire was almost full.

【Blood Red Pool】.

The vampire turned into a puddle of barbarians and horses stuck to Lucian's feet, and Lucian's blood volume dropped like crazy.

Immediately afterwards, the ultimate move [Scarlet Plague] exploded.

Lucian was left with only a trace of blood.

But his E skill is better.

A white light flashed, and Lucian retreated.

Nearly 800 yards away from the vampire.

And the vampire also exits from the W state.

2 seconds later.

Relying on the power of sprinting and the Q skill with a very short CD, Lucian was beheaded by him under the tower.

"Shut down!"

After a wave, the vampire received 1200 gold coins.

After eating another wave of troops and knocking down the defensive tower, he has 3800 gold coins in his arms.

Go back to the city and come out again, it will be a gorgeous transformation!
　Exam today, I'm late...

　　Thank you [Scenery in the Mountain-Color in the Sea] brothers for sending out the 5th monthly ticket this month

　　
　
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