LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 67 Wrong Talent, Windtalker Vladimir
Enter the villa.

Internet addicted teenager Qi Qiqi has already sat in front of the computer and started playing games.

Seeing him staring at the screen with distracted eyes, the expression on his face seemed to say that he wanted to eat people, and words such as "tomato" and "salad" kept popping out of his mouth.

Looking at the big clock on the wall, Zhang Zijing instantly understood that he was starving.

As a cousin, Zhang Zijing is still very considerate of him.

Immediately, he opened the rider software and began to think about the whereabouts of dinner.

First of all, he ruled out the 9 yuan delivery fee for gnawing chicken and wheat crotch, and charged such an expensive delivery fee for less than 1km.

It is almost as good as the black drivers at the school gate.

Although now he can be considered a rich man.

But the delivery fee of 9 yuan made him really distressed.

Like a service charge in a restaurant.

You can sell things more expensive, but you must not charge Lao Tzu's service fee.

The dishes are expensive, and Zhang Zijing, who can't figure out why, can think that the quality of the food is good, the workmanship is excellent, and it is worth the price.

But if he charges a service fee, he will feel that he has been taken advantage of.

For the delivery fee, if you can choose the cheap one, choose the cheap one.

If there are free ones, you must order the free ones.

After adding a series of conditions such as delivery fee reduction and within 2 kilometers, Zhang Zijing finally placed the order of Feifei Xiazhuang.

When he first arrived in Jiangcheng before crossing, he knew that there was a shop specializing in shrimp.

However, his waist is tight, and he has not tasted it once in four years.
Don't think about saving money now, Zhang Zijing directly ordered several flavors of prawns, and the total cost was 399.8R.

Don't worry about eating too much.

Looking at Qi Qiqi's body shape, one can tell that his appetite is unlimited.

In less than half an hour, the diligent takeaway boy wrapped the tin foil and delivered the hot prawns.

It's almost June.

The shrimp at this time is not different from the small shrimp in March.

All were big and full.

Braised prawns in oil, steamed prawns, full-flavored prawn balls, grilled durian, baked prawn balls with salted egg yolk...

The aroma is tangy and mouth watering.

Before Zhang Zijing called Qi Qiqi, Qi Qiqi ran to the kitchen following the scent.

"Oh, my cousin, it's all lobsters!!"

Qi Qiqi stared at the crayfish on the table with wide eyes, and the corner of her mouth was already flying down 1.7 meters.

"It's really fragrant, I'm going to start it!!"

Saying that, Qi Qiqi pulled out a chair and sat down, directly picked up a prawn and stuffed it into his mouth.

"It's so hot...it's so fragrant, tender and chewy...but it doesn't seem to be washed well, and it smells like shit."

"Pfft... you silly bird, what you ate was crayfish wrapped in grilled durian, and if you don't like durian, you still want to grab it from me."

Zhang Zijing watched in distress as a serving of grilled durian-wrapped crayfish was only 6 pieces, and Qi Qiqi violently took one of them and ate it.

"Don't touch durian if you don't like it, you can eat anything else!!"

Qi Qiqi glanced at Zhang Zijing's expression, and found that he seemed to be really distressed, so he had to look at the similar-looking, yellow and fragrant baked shrimp balls with salted egg yolk.

……

After a good meal, the two sat down at the computer desk after lying down for a while, and began to practice new routines and get in touch with each other.

After all, the two exposed a lot of problems in last night's live broadcast.

For example, Zhang Zijing often subconsciously thinks that Qi Qiqi will cooperate with him, and then rushes up alone without communicating...

Then the tower jumped and was counter-killed by the silver player.

And then laughed at by the audience.

As for Qi Qiqi, she was always slow to react.

When playing Fengnv, you can't put a shield on Zhang Zijing immediately, which often leads to the failure of routines such as "one ordinary attack in seconds" and "one big move to kill the opponent".

Although Zhang Zijing would still be able to take away people if he just added a skill or leveled A, but the effect of the program would not be that great.

But last night was Qiqiqi's first live broadcast with Zhang Zijing.

Nervousness and discomfort are normal.

As long as you fight more often, over time, you will naturally be able to achieve a tacit understanding.

It can even be achieved that when Zhang Zijing does not communicate with words, he can judge his thoughts just by looking at the hero's position in the game.

……

Unknowingly, the time came to 11 o'clock again.

【I am Wolong】The live broadcast room starts on time.

Because he has been playing games, Zhang Zijing opened the background of Yuniang TV's website early on.

Zhang Zijing noticed that at 10:41, viewers had already entered the live broadcast room.

It is 【Fengchu Rice Cooker】.

Then at 10:45 [Wolong's Original Neiku] and [Wolong's Original Socks Tearing] also came in.

10:50分后就有大批的观众提前进来，在10：58，直播间里就有超过500名贵宾。

As long as they have consumed in Yuniang TV, the user will be automatically recognized as a VIP by default.

Zhang Zijing does not have the hobby of spending money on popularity and VIPs.

So it means that he now has at least 500 true fans who are willing to spend for him.

As for the hidden prostitutes who cannot be seen, at least the number of 500 must be several times.

"Little fire, little fire. Zhang Zijing, you can't float!!!"

The experience before time travel let Zhang Zijing know that "the law of heaven is clear, and retribution is not good", and he must be down-to-earth in doing things and not think of crooked ways.

So he suppressed the joy in his heart because so many fans were waiting in the live broadcast room in advance, and let himself calm down.

"Brothers, I am Wolong who does not leave early, thank you brothers who came to the live broadcast room early for their support!!"

The delay caused Zhang Zijing's words to reach the audience's ears more than ten seconds later than the actual time.

The viewers who discovered that the live broadcast was started also launched barrage responses one after another:

"Fuck you for not leaving early, you will leave work early in the morning."

"Hello, lying insect, hello!"

"Wolong, Da Sima stole your catchphrase during the live broadcast!!!"

"Wolong, can you play a monkey with the shield of the holy object, the shield of the holy object can be triggered by the monkey avatar, and the money can be spent quickly."

"Why isn't Qizai's camera turned on??? I want to see my Qizai!!!"

"Huh? Wolong, your talent is wrong!"

"Wind Whisper, Vladimir? Did you make a mistake? Shouldn't you bring Storm Knight's Surge?"

"It's from the same department, I must have mistakenly ordered it..."

……

The game is loading the page (all S7 content, no need to worry about the time).

The lineup of the blue side is: top laner Nuo, wild goat, mid laner vampire, ADC wheel mother, and auxiliary stone man.

The red lineup is: top laner Tie Nan, hit wild chrysanthemum, mid laner Kid Jie, ADC Lu Xian, and auxiliary nurse.

Because of the small green dots next to the ID and talent icon of [I'm just a piece of funny breasts], the audience quickly discovered that Zhang Zijing was playing a vampire in this game.

The Summoner's skills bring Ignite and Sprint, which are configured with the Barbarian King and Centaur.

Audiences who are accustomed to watching Zhang Zijing's extreme gameplay did not raise any objections to this.

However, the vampire's talent was Windtalker, which aroused their doubts.

在他们的印象里，有着“2秒内对敌方英雄造成了相当于其30%最大生命值的伤害，那么你会获得40%移动速度加成持续3秒（拥有100%减速抗性）”的风暴骑士的狂涌才是吸血鬼应该带的天赋。

However, Crouching Dragon has become a support-only Windtalker that increases healing and shields by 10%, and increases armor and magic resistance for allies.

Seeing the success of the barrage fishing, Zhang Zijing showed a proud smile.

He said in a very indifferent tone: "Bringing the wrong talent? That's impossible. How could I bring the wrong talent."

Then stop talking.

The barrage watched him refuse to admit it, and immediately launched a stronger attack, trying to soften his mouth.

(End of this chapter)