LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 61 "Zhang Zi's Art of War", the first strategy: diverting disasters to the east
Yes, readers, Dad guessed right.

[Da Sima's Ji Ba] and [Concentrated Violent Fart] These are both Zhang Zijing's trumpets.

The [Original Neiku] and [Original Tearing Socks] he encountered during the live broadcast before made him feel deeply disturbed, and his real name has been deduced by someone with a heart. The live broadcast room is popular.

First of all, he beat himself to death and refused to admit that he was Zhang Zijing, and second, he decided to take advantage of Han Jinlong's live broadcast debut to divert this foreseeable disaster to the east.

"Zhang Zi's Art of War" has a total of 36 strategies, and diverting disasters to the east is the first strategy.

Seeing Han Jinlong's face gradually turning red on the screen, and Zhang Zijing who was talking nonsense in a serious manner, Zhang Zijing chuckled.

He is in a hurry!

This strategy is already half successful.

why?
Because mischievous viewers like to watch the most famous scenes such as the anchor breaking the defense or making embarrassment.

Now Han Jinlong's distraught look fits the deepest desire in their hearts.

But this is far from enough!
After Zhang Zijing quit the account of [Han Jingnong's violent fart dirt], he registered a new account on Yuniang TVAPP.

In the game screen, the prince returns to the city to make Tiamat after eating the big bird, and walks towards his own stone beetle.

Since there was no follow-up challenge of the organ group.

Han Jinlong's complexion in the screen also began to return to normal, and he switched back to the identity of a gold medal lecturer and bragged with his friends: "Hey, this is the smell of a king playing jungle!"

"Piamat has been made, and we can now officially open the square jungler."

"But after going through the wave just now, I still have questions to ask you."

"Where will the widow go back next? Right, does anyone know?"

However, the barrage did not give the gold medal lecturer any face:

"This time the Nobel Prize for Best Costume B is awarded to Lao Ma."

"That's why you knew the widow was going down and didn't signal?"

"Notification is useful? Do you know what segment this is? Silver!!"

"I'm going? The old horse stopped playing the game of kings and started playing silver?"

"Da Sima: Because I didn't know that she would really go down."

Of course, some Lengtouqing viewers cooperated with him very much, and said, "I feel that I will catch a wave at about [-] minutes and [-] minutes, and then go to the jungle."

However, the weak and small audience was sold by Han Jinlong.

He smiled shyly and said, "If you want to ask me, I don't know... hehehe."

After beating the stone beetle, the camera switches to the bottom lane.

Lucian and Galen were very strong, and directly pressed the pawn line in front of the red square tower, without giving the prince a chance to gank.

Fortunately, the square jungler does not need gank in the early stage, and the teammates have the advantage, which can increase the chance of winning the game.

The prince walked towards the three wolves, formally entering his own rhythm.

However, as soon as he reached the three wolves, the system jumped out of the broadcast.

The old man in the middle lane was killed by the widow maker.

"Um!!!"

Han Jinlong stared at the upper right corner with his eyes wide open. The time was 43 minutes and [-] seconds.

After pondering for a while, he said slowly: "That classmate just now was very spiritual. He guessed that Evelyn would go to the middle lane at around 40 minutes and [-] seconds. He is very talented, at least he is a diamond player."

After a few seconds.

The stunned student just now also sent out a barrage response.

[Teacher Ma's Skin Swallow]: Teacher Ma, I'm just a silver...

Han Jinlong: ...As long as you are willing to work hard as a classmate, according to your understanding of the game, getting diamonds within three months is not a problem.If you learn my square jungler again, I guarantee that you will be able to reach the diamond division in a month.

Words fall.

——The five planes in the live broadcast room took off one by one! !

Han Jinlong was taken aback for a moment, and then thanked loudly: "Thanks to Mr. Ma's Pi Yanzi for sending the five large planes, student Pi Yanzi is magnificent!!"

"Next, I will be more serious about telling you how to play square jungle!!!"

"But classmate, what does this skinny swallow mean?"

Pi Yanzi quickly sent out the speeches he had prepared in advance:
Pi: Mr. Ma's famous mantra, so the word "pi" is used to show the king's temperament of skin but not melon.

Yan: As we all know, Mr. Ma is famous for his strong body and flexible thinking, whether he is in the king game or the silver game, so using the animal Yan to describe it is very spiritual.

Son: In ancient times, there was Confucius and Mencius Lao Zhuang.Hundreds of schools of thought, today Mr. Ma, uses the word Zi, which not only inherits the ancient style and traditional culture, but also can be connected with Yan to become a fluent word.

So I think [Teacher Ma's Leather Swallow], this name is an out-and-out good name both in terms of connotation and denotation.So just changed the name.

I am a five-year-old fan of Teacher Ma! !
He had just been single-killed on the road, and the prince was crying for the crocodile to eat the cannon cart under the tower and add 5 soldiers.

After [Giant Dragon Crash] + Tiamat's active skills took down the line without falling, Han Jinlong also noticed the speech of [Teacher Ma's Leather Swallow].

After repeating it silently several times in his heart, Han Jinlong praised again and again: "Pi Gua's mouth is strong, his body is strong, and his thinking is flexible. This is really a good name. It perfectly interprets my characteristics in three words. Pi Yanzi My classmates are really my fans."

"I have sperm... Han Jinlong thank you very much for your support!!"

"In this wave, I will show you my true strength."

"Students, remember that the current game time is 21 minutes and 10 seconds. Let me tell you, I want the widow's head within [-] seconds!"

Immediately afterwards, the prince walked towards the big bird on the red side in the game screen.

flash!

[German Army Flag] then [Giant Dragon Impact].

In two seconds, the prince teleported from the river to the outside of the big bird's nest.

At this moment, the big bird was nowhere to be seen, but there were two small birds with purple flames, and their blood was continuously burned.

The widow is behind the grass!

Without hesitation, the prince pushed forward, and when he got to the grass beside the big bird's nest, a widow with residual blood appeared.

——"Anyone who violates my German state will be punished no matter how far away!!! I like challenges!!!"

Ding.

330 gold coins drop from the widow's corpse.

The prince, on the other hand, retreated to the rear without looking back.

"Students, what do you say about this wave?"

"I'll show you the flash!"

"Did student Pi Yanzi realize anything? If so, it means that your learning ability is really strong."

"Very spiritual!"

"Oh oh oh...thanks to Mr. Ma for sending a plane!!"

"Thank you Piyanzi for the plane... Wait, Piyanzi, Pi Yanzi?"

"..."

Han Jinlong finally understood the true meaning of Pi Yanzi.

He blushed like a duck, he didn't even brag about this wave of cowhide.

The manipulator prince cooperated with the newly resurrected time to instill all his embarrassment on the ignorant Jie.

Zhang Zijing sat on the leather sofa and laughed.

[Teacher Ma's Leather Swallow] is indeed his new trumpet.

But [Pit Tobacco] is not his number.

What does this mean?
The misfortune has been diverted to the east! !

Some mischievous water friends have already started to change their IDs to spoof Han Jinlong.

Now there is no need for Zhang Zijing to continue to recharge and guide, naturally more and more stubborn students will join Teacher Ma's organ group.

"I just looked at you quietly, looking at you, without taking my eyes off..."

Zhang Zijing was very satisfied with his plan, and even proudly hummed the lyrics of "I Can't Take My Eyes Off".

as predicted.

Then armpit, toe, and corrugated cover also began to appear one after another.

Zhang Zijing took a long sip of the health-preserving tea and nodded in satisfaction.

He felt that he had helped Han Jinlong in disguise this time, and had already created his classroom atmosphere in advance.

"Come on, Sao Nian, the future is not only mine, but also yours!!"

(End of this chapter)