LOL: He has too many routines
Chapter 40
Chapter 40
"Jie Jie Jie..."
As Blind Sen EAEAQAAQ took the prince's head, PDD laughed and screamed.
In the first 4 minutes, with three heads in hand, the blind man will be as fat as himself.
"Brothers, Feng Nu is really not an actress."
"I really couldn't kill Fengnv just now, this Fengnv is still full of blood after a small group battle."
"Besides, she is still an assistant. If she wants to kill us, she will definitely kill the half-blooded prince."
Feng Nu's words on the public screen also caused complaints from the water friends in the PDD live broadcast room. This kind of person is really too cheap.
It’s fine to act as a teammate, but you have to post it clearly as a teammate.
But if he is an actor, he has not yet reached that point.
He just had no output in a wave of team battles, no blood loss, all kills, and all teammates were killed.
At most, he can be regarded as an exquisite egoist, like some people in the university, all actions are utilitarian, all small favors and favors are to be snatched, and difficult and complicated tasks are all rejected.
Very annoying.
League of Legends is a team game. Personal ability is of course very important, but after reaching a certain level, the role of personal ability will be reduced to an extremely low level.
But there are some players who rely on their superb skills and unique skills.The buffs of the jungler must be taken, the mobs must be eaten, and the soldiers of the teammates are not let go.
Never move forward in team battles, teammates will die, and all the remaining blood will be collected in a single operation.
He will also buckle the words on the public screen: "Can you guys be more stable? Why are you so useless?"
Then don't push the tower, don't push the line, don't take the dragon, don't clear the enemy's wild area, but go to get your own buff.
Absolutely.
In the later stage, there is a great opportunity, instead of going to start a group, and seeing the soft assistant, all QWERDF will be handed over.
Accepting the head, thinking that he is handsome,
As a result, the base exploded, but it was not a big problem.
Because the game is over, looking at the record, the best player in the game, the number of kills is not as many as his teammates combined, and he didn't die even once in a game.
It's not that I can't carry it, I can only blame my teammates for being too pitted.
We don't understand, this is not the glory of the king, and the loser with better data will get more points for the brave.
What are you doing with this record?
If your teammates make an announcement, see if you can sit still.
After all, not everyone has a Chris who can help close the door.
……
"Brother, this wave is doing well, eat as much as you can, don't be limited to head or something."
"Our ADC is so good, he can't beat the opponent first, and the blind man has not responded for a long time."
"You can eat the cannon car, and give him the other soldiers to ensure his basic development."
"After all, you are more useful."
Undoubtedly, it was his fault that the red VN hit Verus first and was almost killed.
This has nothing to do with Fengnv not letting go of her E skill. Under the attack of Lulu and Verus, Fengnv's shield can't last for 1 second, and the dozen points of attack power provided will soon disappear, which can't make VN deal much more damage.
If it weren't for the prince, even if he arrived, EQ would knock Verus into the air and instantly cooperate with Fengnv to kill him without healing him.
When the blind man came over, VN was definitely already a corpse.
Zhang Zijing's current behavior is very similar to the refined egoist in the League of Legends just described.
But just like.
Not just refined egoists.
Zhang Zijing is absolutely confident in leading the team to victory, not like those hip-pull Jingli, who has a bachelor mentality of "one person is full, the whole family is not hungry".
Moreover, he is broadcasting live, and he is also playing games.
The live broadcast needs to make a program effect, and the game needs to be fun.
"I knock, Wolong, you are really ruthless. If this ADC knows about it, he will definitely report you."
"Poor VN, fate was arranged by Wolong with one word."
"This anchor is so disgusting, why don't you let your teammates play the game?"
"VN is a vegetable, why give someone a head cannon? Let him deliver it? It's better to let the assistant take it, and add more attack power to Wolong."
"Wolong has been remodeled. This is a live broadcast room. I can't bear to go out and turn right. There is not only one barbarian king in the national uniform."
"Actually, there is no need to be so ruthless. The bonus of Fengnv's E skill is not high."
"Brother, the hat is the most expensive piece of equipment. Wait until Fengnv releases a murder book. I don't think Wolong is ruthless enough. Tell the Neiku brothers to eat even the VN soldiers."
In front of the audience, Zhang Zijing did not hide it, unlike some people in later generations, who would not admit to stealing routines, and would not let people say that they had Zhang Zijing's brand or said in the live broadcast room that he opened a custom. Immediately a "360 package".
Ignoring the barrage of quarrels, Zhang Zijing just silently manipulated Mother Octopus to kill the crocodile one-on-one again.
There is no absolute fairness in this world.
In high school, Zhang Zijing's deskmate was good at studying and good-looking. Both his parents worked in the unit, and his family conditions were very good.
After the college entrance examination, she was admitted to Penguin University.
During college, she still kept the high school schedule, getting up at 11 in the morning and going to bed at [-] in the evening.The rest of the time is either in class or in the library.
Efforts are rewarded. Basically, the average grade point at the end of each semester is around 4.2.
But scholarships and so on will never come to her, and someone will always overwhelm her.
Once she complained to Zhang Zijing, Zhang Zijing knew that there were many local natives of Penguin University in the majors she applied for.
Some courses last night need to take pictures and videos. The local aborigines have money, cameras, computers and other tools are top-notch. Even if the production level and skills are not as good as Zhang Zijing's high school classmates, their final scores are higher than hers.
If you want to get good grades, it's very simple, just work hard.
want a high score.Don't dream, you are born with a deficiency.
The same is true for playing games. I am strong and skilled. Is it useful for you to call me abusive food all day long?
It's useless, the only way is to make yourself stronger.
At that time, it is not someone who abuses you, but someone else is happy.
It's that you abuse others, and you are happy yourself.
In this game, Zhang Zijing and PDD are obviously players whose strength exceeds this level.
What is their behavior?
Abusive food.
But is the diamond tier low?
It's not low, 90% of League of Legends players have never reached this level.
Just recognizing this principle, Zhang Zijing did not think that there was anything wrong with his behavior of abusing food, just like in his previous life.
Viewers who love to watch watch it, and those who don't like to watch it just leave.
What's more, what he wants to show is a showy routine, some routines that the enemy players are too strong can't complete.
unconsciously.
Game time comes to 10 minutes.
At this time, Mother Octopus has already made Endless + a critical strike cloak, and the record has reached 4/0/0.
However, PDD did not find a chance to gank Wolong after catching the bottom lane and swiping the wild area. He had no choice but to gank a wave of mid-lane. He cooperated with his own Ahri and jumped the tower to kill the enemy Syndra, but he was also rushed. The prince accepted it.
The record is 4/1/0.
After the blind man resurrected and squatted in the middle to no avail, he turned his attention to the top road again.
The blue side in the bottom lane is a big advantage, and VN is suppressed by Verus and Lulu.But the crocodile on the road was beaten by the octopus mother so much that he didn't even dare to eat experience. At this time, he was only level 6, and the octopus mother was already level 9.
"Ya'er, this top order is not good!"
"I knew he couldn't beat Wolong, but I didn't expect him to be so crushed that he couldn't even gain experience."
"Our bot lane is almost at level 8, and he is only at level 6 now."
"If you keep fighting like this, Wolong will become invincible. Let's catch this wave. No matter what, we must kill Wolong once."
PDD is also aware of the seriousness of the problem.
After playing the endless octopus mother, she just hit the crocodile with a W critical strike and directly knocked out more than half of his HP. After connecting with the Q skill tentacle slap, she directly disabled the crocodile that had just arrived on the line.
"Let's go, this mother octopus has such high damage, if you don't do it, this game will be over."
PDD also didn't care about going around from the red side's upper wild area, but went directly from the blue side's wild area to support the top road.
However, when he reached the triangular grass, Fengnv appeared on the road.
Fengnv, who keeps pia heads and cannon carts, has made 2 useless sticks at this moment, which are fatter than her own ADC.
"I'm going? Have I been discovered? Wolong has called someone."
PDD exclaimed, he switched to the bottom lane, and found that VN was forcibly killed by Verus and Lulu jumping over the tower.
"Call the assistants up, they just crashed down the road!"
However, something that surprised him even more happened in the next second.
Before the line of soldiers entered the tower, Feng Nu went straight to the crocodile under the tortoise tower.
"Oh!"
"Bang bang!"
As the name suggests, the wind woman is so weak that she was beaten to death by the defense tower in just three hits.
The crocodile under the tower was also stunned.
Not sure what happened.
Fortunately, the hand speed of being single for an unknown number of years helped him, and he split and hung the ignition on the bloody Fengnv.
The defense tower attack fell again.
The crocodile got the first head of the game.
"Brothers, I can tell, this Wolong is good or bad, he is playing pig raising in the Diamond Bureau!!!"
PDD, a well-informed female ticket teacher, immediately understood Zhang Zijing's careful thinking.
Sure enough, in the next second, the octopus mother W flashed A and jumped the tower to kill the crocodile, and received a brand new 300 gold coins.
Then go outside the tower.
PDD is to immediately operate the blind man to touch the eye W at the speed of light and throw the sky sound wave.
hit!
The half-blood octopus mother who has no meat outfit, the blind man of the wild sword Gatiamat can be killed as long as the second Q skill is followed by EA's two big moves.
But PDD hesitated.
Just now he also saw the huge damage of the octopus mother.
He no longer has a W, and he can't touch his eyes to change the direction and then connect to the second Q. Now the Q used to be sent directly to the E of the octopus mother.
If he waits for him to use his big move, the tentacles growing on the terrain next to him and the new tentacles summoned can't directly shoot himself to death, right?
He hesitated.
PDD saw that the mother octopus did not continue to run back, but calmly assisted the little soldier in A.
The scene from 7 minutes ago resurfaced in his mind.
The enemy's prince didn't show up when I went down the road and jumped the tower just now. Maybe he is squatting against me in the grass now. If the Q skill is interrupted by the prince's EQ again, I will not be laughed to death by the water friends in this round?
No, even if you don't want the head, you can't make fun of Liu Mou's face.
As soon as PDD was cruel, he turned around and left, not at all envious of the line of soldiers that was about to enter the tower, including a Ferrari.
"??????????"
"The cowardly pig?"
"Don't you dare to go up? The octopus mother has no meat, so Q goes up and goes straight away?"
"I guess PDD thought the prince was squatting in the grass behind him, and he didn't dare to go up."
"Count a pig!!!"
"Saozhu is the actor!!!! After accepting the boss, he is super hot and acting!!!"
……
Zhang Zijing finally let go of his concern after seeing the blind man leave.
The prince is still bullying the stone beetle in his wild area, and the 2-minute CD's big move in the early stage has a 15-second cooldown.
He really can't beat the 4/1 blind man.
Unexpectedly, stopping to replenish soldiers before dying turned into an empty-handed plan, which scared off PDD.
We really deserve to be the Crouching Dragon in the Canyon.
Brothers, I am so hard TT.Give a wave of investment, it has been 20+ for 4000 consecutive days
Also, thank you [Ala Lei who loves to play and fly] for the reward of 100 starting coins, the boss is generous, I wish you a happy weekend and everything goes well~
(End of this chapter)
"Jie Jie Jie..."
As Blind Sen EAEAQAAQ took the prince's head, PDD laughed and screamed.
In the first 4 minutes, with three heads in hand, the blind man will be as fat as himself.
"Brothers, Feng Nu is really not an actress."
"I really couldn't kill Fengnv just now, this Fengnv is still full of blood after a small group battle."
"Besides, she is still an assistant. If she wants to kill us, she will definitely kill the half-blooded prince."
Feng Nu's words on the public screen also caused complaints from the water friends in the PDD live broadcast room. This kind of person is really too cheap.
It’s fine to act as a teammate, but you have to post it clearly as a teammate.
But if he is an actor, he has not yet reached that point.
He just had no output in a wave of team battles, no blood loss, all kills, and all teammates were killed.
At most, he can be regarded as an exquisite egoist, like some people in the university, all actions are utilitarian, all small favors and favors are to be snatched, and difficult and complicated tasks are all rejected.
Very annoying.
League of Legends is a team game. Personal ability is of course very important, but after reaching a certain level, the role of personal ability will be reduced to an extremely low level.
But there are some players who rely on their superb skills and unique skills.The buffs of the jungler must be taken, the mobs must be eaten, and the soldiers of the teammates are not let go.
Never move forward in team battles, teammates will die, and all the remaining blood will be collected in a single operation.
He will also buckle the words on the public screen: "Can you guys be more stable? Why are you so useless?"
Then don't push the tower, don't push the line, don't take the dragon, don't clear the enemy's wild area, but go to get your own buff.
Absolutely.
In the later stage, there is a great opportunity, instead of going to start a group, and seeing the soft assistant, all QWERDF will be handed over.
Accepting the head, thinking that he is handsome,
As a result, the base exploded, but it was not a big problem.
Because the game is over, looking at the record, the best player in the game, the number of kills is not as many as his teammates combined, and he didn't die even once in a game.
It's not that I can't carry it, I can only blame my teammates for being too pitted.
We don't understand, this is not the glory of the king, and the loser with better data will get more points for the brave.
What are you doing with this record?
If your teammates make an announcement, see if you can sit still.
After all, not everyone has a Chris who can help close the door.
……
"Brother, this wave is doing well, eat as much as you can, don't be limited to head or something."
"Our ADC is so good, he can't beat the opponent first, and the blind man has not responded for a long time."
"You can eat the cannon car, and give him the other soldiers to ensure his basic development."
"After all, you are more useful."
Undoubtedly, it was his fault that the red VN hit Verus first and was almost killed.
This has nothing to do with Fengnv not letting go of her E skill. Under the attack of Lulu and Verus, Fengnv's shield can't last for 1 second, and the dozen points of attack power provided will soon disappear, which can't make VN deal much more damage.
If it weren't for the prince, even if he arrived, EQ would knock Verus into the air and instantly cooperate with Fengnv to kill him without healing him.
When the blind man came over, VN was definitely already a corpse.
Zhang Zijing's current behavior is very similar to the refined egoist in the League of Legends just described.
But just like.
Not just refined egoists.
Zhang Zijing is absolutely confident in leading the team to victory, not like those hip-pull Jingli, who has a bachelor mentality of "one person is full, the whole family is not hungry".
Moreover, he is broadcasting live, and he is also playing games.
The live broadcast needs to make a program effect, and the game needs to be fun.
"I knock, Wolong, you are really ruthless. If this ADC knows about it, he will definitely report you."
"Poor VN, fate was arranged by Wolong with one word."
"This anchor is so disgusting, why don't you let your teammates play the game?"
"VN is a vegetable, why give someone a head cannon? Let him deliver it? It's better to let the assistant take it, and add more attack power to Wolong."
"Wolong has been remodeled. This is a live broadcast room. I can't bear to go out and turn right. There is not only one barbarian king in the national uniform."
"Actually, there is no need to be so ruthless. The bonus of Fengnv's E skill is not high."
"Brother, the hat is the most expensive piece of equipment. Wait until Fengnv releases a murder book. I don't think Wolong is ruthless enough. Tell the Neiku brothers to eat even the VN soldiers."
In front of the audience, Zhang Zijing did not hide it, unlike some people in later generations, who would not admit to stealing routines, and would not let people say that they had Zhang Zijing's brand or said in the live broadcast room that he opened a custom. Immediately a "360 package".
Ignoring the barrage of quarrels, Zhang Zijing just silently manipulated Mother Octopus to kill the crocodile one-on-one again.
There is no absolute fairness in this world.
In high school, Zhang Zijing's deskmate was good at studying and good-looking. Both his parents worked in the unit, and his family conditions were very good.
After the college entrance examination, she was admitted to Penguin University.
During college, she still kept the high school schedule, getting up at 11 in the morning and going to bed at [-] in the evening.The rest of the time is either in class or in the library.
Efforts are rewarded. Basically, the average grade point at the end of each semester is around 4.2.
But scholarships and so on will never come to her, and someone will always overwhelm her.
Once she complained to Zhang Zijing, Zhang Zijing knew that there were many local natives of Penguin University in the majors she applied for.
Some courses last night need to take pictures and videos. The local aborigines have money, cameras, computers and other tools are top-notch. Even if the production level and skills are not as good as Zhang Zijing's high school classmates, their final scores are higher than hers.
If you want to get good grades, it's very simple, just work hard.
want a high score.Don't dream, you are born with a deficiency.
The same is true for playing games. I am strong and skilled. Is it useful for you to call me abusive food all day long?
It's useless, the only way is to make yourself stronger.
At that time, it is not someone who abuses you, but someone else is happy.
It's that you abuse others, and you are happy yourself.
In this game, Zhang Zijing and PDD are obviously players whose strength exceeds this level.
What is their behavior?
Abusive food.
But is the diamond tier low?
It's not low, 90% of League of Legends players have never reached this level.
Just recognizing this principle, Zhang Zijing did not think that there was anything wrong with his behavior of abusing food, just like in his previous life.
Viewers who love to watch watch it, and those who don't like to watch it just leave.
What's more, what he wants to show is a showy routine, some routines that the enemy players are too strong can't complete.
unconsciously.
Game time comes to 10 minutes.
At this time, Mother Octopus has already made Endless + a critical strike cloak, and the record has reached 4/0/0.
However, PDD did not find a chance to gank Wolong after catching the bottom lane and swiping the wild area. He had no choice but to gank a wave of mid-lane. He cooperated with his own Ahri and jumped the tower to kill the enemy Syndra, but he was also rushed. The prince accepted it.
The record is 4/1/0.
After the blind man resurrected and squatted in the middle to no avail, he turned his attention to the top road again.
The blue side in the bottom lane is a big advantage, and VN is suppressed by Verus and Lulu.But the crocodile on the road was beaten by the octopus mother so much that he didn't even dare to eat experience. At this time, he was only level 6, and the octopus mother was already level 9.
"Ya'er, this top order is not good!"
"I knew he couldn't beat Wolong, but I didn't expect him to be so crushed that he couldn't even gain experience."
"Our bot lane is almost at level 8, and he is only at level 6 now."
"If you keep fighting like this, Wolong will become invincible. Let's catch this wave. No matter what, we must kill Wolong once."
PDD is also aware of the seriousness of the problem.
After playing the endless octopus mother, she just hit the crocodile with a W critical strike and directly knocked out more than half of his HP. After connecting with the Q skill tentacle slap, she directly disabled the crocodile that had just arrived on the line.
"Let's go, this mother octopus has such high damage, if you don't do it, this game will be over."
PDD also didn't care about going around from the red side's upper wild area, but went directly from the blue side's wild area to support the top road.
However, when he reached the triangular grass, Fengnv appeared on the road.
Fengnv, who keeps pia heads and cannon carts, has made 2 useless sticks at this moment, which are fatter than her own ADC.
"I'm going? Have I been discovered? Wolong has called someone."
PDD exclaimed, he switched to the bottom lane, and found that VN was forcibly killed by Verus and Lulu jumping over the tower.
"Call the assistants up, they just crashed down the road!"
However, something that surprised him even more happened in the next second.
Before the line of soldiers entered the tower, Feng Nu went straight to the crocodile under the tortoise tower.
"Oh!"
"Bang bang!"
As the name suggests, the wind woman is so weak that she was beaten to death by the defense tower in just three hits.
The crocodile under the tower was also stunned.
Not sure what happened.
Fortunately, the hand speed of being single for an unknown number of years helped him, and he split and hung the ignition on the bloody Fengnv.
The defense tower attack fell again.
The crocodile got the first head of the game.
"Brothers, I can tell, this Wolong is good or bad, he is playing pig raising in the Diamond Bureau!!!"
PDD, a well-informed female ticket teacher, immediately understood Zhang Zijing's careful thinking.
Sure enough, in the next second, the octopus mother W flashed A and jumped the tower to kill the crocodile, and received a brand new 300 gold coins.
Then go outside the tower.
PDD is to immediately operate the blind man to touch the eye W at the speed of light and throw the sky sound wave.
hit!
The half-blood octopus mother who has no meat outfit, the blind man of the wild sword Gatiamat can be killed as long as the second Q skill is followed by EA's two big moves.
But PDD hesitated.
Just now he also saw the huge damage of the octopus mother.
He no longer has a W, and he can't touch his eyes to change the direction and then connect to the second Q. Now the Q used to be sent directly to the E of the octopus mother.
If he waits for him to use his big move, the tentacles growing on the terrain next to him and the new tentacles summoned can't directly shoot himself to death, right?
He hesitated.
PDD saw that the mother octopus did not continue to run back, but calmly assisted the little soldier in A.
The scene from 7 minutes ago resurfaced in his mind.
The enemy's prince didn't show up when I went down the road and jumped the tower just now. Maybe he is squatting against me in the grass now. If the Q skill is interrupted by the prince's EQ again, I will not be laughed to death by the water friends in this round?
No, even if you don't want the head, you can't make fun of Liu Mou's face.
As soon as PDD was cruel, he turned around and left, not at all envious of the line of soldiers that was about to enter the tower, including a Ferrari.
"??????????"
"The cowardly pig?"
"Don't you dare to go up? The octopus mother has no meat, so Q goes up and goes straight away?"
"I guess PDD thought the prince was squatting in the grass behind him, and he didn't dare to go up."
"Count a pig!!!"
"Saozhu is the actor!!!! After accepting the boss, he is super hot and acting!!!"
……
Zhang Zijing finally let go of his concern after seeing the blind man leave.
The prince is still bullying the stone beetle in his wild area, and the 2-minute CD's big move in the early stage has a 15-second cooldown.
He really can't beat the 4/1 blind man.
Unexpectedly, stopping to replenish soldiers before dying turned into an empty-handed plan, which scared off PDD.
We really deserve to be the Crouching Dragon in the Canyon.
Brothers, I am so hard TT.Give a wave of investment, it has been 20+ for 4000 consecutive days
Also, thank you [Ala Lei who loves to play and fly] for the reward of 100 starting coins, the boss is generous, I wish you a happy weekend and everything goes well~
(End of this chapter)
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