LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 37 PDD is more uncomfortable than reverse smoking
PDD just opened the game TB and bought equipment, and noticed the chat box.

"[Everyone] is the number one seductress in the national server, Kuangmo (Sea Beast Priest): I'm going, and it's on TV. The blind man on the opposite side is PDD."

"[Everyone] Crouching Dragon's Original Neiku (Fury of the Storm): Blind man, are you really a PDD? Why isn't your ID [Shen Mengangzhi]?"

"[Everyone] is the No. [-] sultry girl in the national server (Sea Beast Priest): Brother, that's his account number in the first district, and this is Black Silk Rose."

"[Everyone] Crouching Dragon's Original Neiku (Fury of the Storm): Suoga, I went to watch his live broadcast, PDD is really blind. But what the hell is Black Silk Rose?"

"I went to TM, this Wolong really has a mentality, how did you expose me?"

"Didn't the opponent target me to death during the team fight?"

in the camera screen.

PDD is frowning and pouting his nose, and the beauty mark under the corner of his mouth is lifted by the skin, adding an element of humor to his sullen expression.

"If you don't catch Wolong three or five times, I, Liu, will change my name to Liu Saozhu!"

"I'm 17 years old (Fairy Witch): I'm really a pig!!!"

"I'm 19 years old (Retribution Arrow): Really, Po?"

"East China University of Technology little fairy (nine-tailed demon fox): tsk tsk tsk."

"[Everyone] is the No. [-] teaser in the national service, Kuangmo (Sea Beast Priest): Whore teacher, I was wrong, please don't target me."

PDD glanced at the chat box and decisively moved it out of view.

It's really bad luck for TNN, it's been eight lifetimes.
"Thank you for the super big rocket sent by my big brother Wolong. Big brother Wolong, I will protect the best Wolong in the world. It is impossible to catch you. Even if there is residual blood, how can I see it?"

Super hot YYDS.

No serious anchor can refuse super fire.

As the second most valuable gift of Yuniang TV, it has its own charm.

you see.

After PDD thanked him, he raised and bent his hands, showing a big love.

However, the warm painting style lasts only a few seconds.

What followed was another cry like a pig being killed.

"Wori!!!! I'm so fucking careful, this group of beasts came here."

"What the hell, is the head still taken by Wolong? It's a superficial brother, it's really a superficial brother."

"I will never thank someone Liu for his gift."

"It's bad luck! A super fire changed my first blood."

Just a few seconds ago.

Following the guidance of Zhang Zijing's assembly signal, the five people on the red side entered the blue area from the triangular grass in the lower river.

At that time, the blue Fang Lulu was standing in the grass on the outer wall of the red buff to watch the scenery, while the blind man and Verus were practicing squatting at the red buff.

Since Lulu's eyes were inserted in the grass in the middle of the river, the three of them didn't think that the five members of the red side would play a level 1 regiment.

The super fire sent by Zhang Zijing also made PDD leave the chair, stand up and stand 0.5 meters away, and do a lot of heart-felt movements.

When PDD's forced smile reached its maximum and he swayed sideways, five red square men bypassed the stone beetle's wall and appeared behind the blind man and Verus.

In an instant, the ignition of the red square middle laner Syndra and the top laner Octopus Mom was directly hung on the blind man, followed by the skills of the five players pouring out.

PDD immediately ran to the computer desk, moved the mouse, and pressed Flash.

But in the end, the blind man with residual blood still died under the ignition.

Verus also surrendered the flash to escape.

The gray and white picture gave him a heavy blow in his heart. A few seconds ago, a super rocket was sent to him, and in a blink of an eye, he took away the precious blood when he was not prepared.

Is this what people do?

"I, Liu, have been at odds with Wolong ever since, and I will live on the road for this game!"

"I want him to experience the feeling of being targeted!!"

PDD lit another cigar angrily, and pulled back the chat box that was thrown out of the interface.

Start typing.

"[Everyone] is a bridegroom every night (blind monk): Brother, you really make it difficult for me who has received super fire."

"[Everyone] is a bridegroom every night (blind monk): So, let's take your super fire for nothing."

"[Everyone] be a groom every night (Blind Monk): Don't worry, I won't target you."

When it's over, move the chat box out of the game interface again.

"Surface brothers, cousin brothers, cousin brothers..."

"PDD was manipulated by Wolong, and he sent out the first blood directly."

""Shocked! A certain anchor sent a super hot shot and successfully got the first blood of PDD!!!""

"I came to see the reverse smoking, can anyone tell me what happened just now?"

"I feel that this Crouching Dragon Double Kill will be softened."

"Don't feel it, I'm sure that if you go on the road with PDD, it's a gift."

"Not necessarily, Wolong is a Japanese women's volleyball team, and the jungler may not come back to squat."

"I am in the top ten Wolong Kings, the number one barbarian king in the national server, and it is certain to kill the top lane crocodile solo, and counter-kill the jungler PDD."

"Upstairs, PDD is the old IG top laner (black question mark)??"

The screen returned to color, and PDD directly right-clicked on the blue buff refresh area on the mini-map, and typed to ask the bottom lane duo to put a skill before going online.

After he is resurrected, he directly chooses blue to open, and he wants to catch it at level 2!
"Brothers, this Crouching Dragon is too dishonest. He deceived my feelings with Chaohuo."

"My young heart has been severely traumatized. If he doesn't give me a super fire, I will definitely target him in this game."

"Everyone, go and report the news."

The three little dog-toothed water friends with the brand of "Mahou Monkey" immediately exited the PDD live broadcast room, immediately clicked into the live broadcast room of "I am Wolong", and began to voice input: "Wolon, you are miserable, Brother Pao! If the thin-waisted Li doesn't knock on the fire, he'll piss on you."

Because both Zhang Zijing and PDD's live broadcast rooms are delayed.

When the three little fangs finished speaking, the mother octopus and the crocodile were fighting each other in the game, and the blind man had already walked out of the fog of war in the river.

At the beginning of the game, Zhang Zijing only bought a Dolan's sword when he went out, but did not buy a blood bottle, so the octopus mother who got the first blood is now equipped with Dolan's sword + Dolan's shield.

两件装备提供160点生命值，8点攻击力，3%生命偷取，10生命值回复每5秒以及8点英雄伤害的格挡。

These attributes are quite powerful for the octopus mother who carries the violent damage rune in the early stage.

Going against the crocodile of the diamond rank will not be a disadvantage.

Therefore, for the two people who are in the fire, it is obvious that the crocodile is in poor condition.

His blood volume is only 105 points at this time, and the octopus mother still has about 200 points.

If the sparring continues, the octopus mother will definitely kill the crocodile.

Fortunately, the blind man has arrived.

His figure stepped out of the fog of war and walked straight towards Mother Octopus.

The crocodile was only left with 42 points of blood after the octopus mother's basic attack, and immediately surrendered his flash.

"Hehehe, I'm so mad..."

PDD's obscene laughter stopped abruptly within a second.

Our own crocodile actually flashed on Octopus Mom's pre-judgment Q, directly saving 8 seconds of returning to the city, and enjoying the fun of shopping in advance.

"I'll go, Wolong is a good judge, but he is already dead."

I saw that PDD threw out a Q skill very confidently, passed through the pile of soldiers, and hung on the mother octopus.

As long as the second segment of Q is used, the octopus mother will die.

However, PDD did not do so immediately.

Instead, press "Ctrl+6" first.

Show the dog tag.

Then a meal of "Ctrl+3", crazy ghosts.

Faced with the situation at this time, the mother octopus didn't move, but beat up the little soldier with residual blood.

"Hey hey hey..."

PDD laughed cheaply, and then used the second paragraph when the Q skill was about to enter the CD.

The blind man got up and was about to fly to the mother octopus and take off the head with one kick.

However, at this moment a military flag fell from the sky.

"Demacia, unrivaled!"

Immediately afterwards, the two-level prince wearing a red buff also flew into the blind man's field of vision.

"Oh!"

The yellow light flashed, the mother octopus handed over the flash, and the blind man's flight path changed.

In the next second, PDD shouted in shock: "Ya'er, is this fucking okay?"

　Zhang Zijing: Thank you [Qingsi, Fungus] for the reward and monthly pass, the boss is generous, more than a sweetheart

　　
　
(End of this chapter)