LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 34 Classic reverse smoking reappears, am I a clown?

"Zhang's Triangle Kill".

The blind man's strongest and most dazzling combo, the effect is comparable to the infinite fire buff [Super shiny gain effect of blinding krypton gold dog eyes].

After using it, it can not only make the blind player more confident in the next game.It will also cause a triple crit effect on enemy players, making them terrified. Like a defeated general, he will back away when he sees a blind man and dare not fight.

"It's so fast, I can't even see what just happened."

""Zhang's Triangular Killing" is so terrifying!!"

"Open the stone hammer!!!"

"If you don't have the hand speed of 20 years of single life, you will definitely not be able to use this set of combos."

"I've been single for 24 years, and I can't."

"Solution!"

"The crouching dragon is on top, and I will be worshiped by my disciples."

"Ma De, a group of dramatists. Wolong, can you teach me, I'll send the plane!!!!"

Full screen popup.

After Zhang Zijing killed the big tree, he didn't hide his secrets, and shared the triangle killing skills with the audience.

"I called this combo "Zhang's Triangular Kill" for a reason."

"Look at the position where I threw the Q just now, did the ward, the leopard girl and the Q overlap, didn't they just form a triangle?" Zhang Zijing also used the mouse to mark on the map while explaining, "You may say, what does this look like? A triangle? It’s almost a straight line.”

"is not it?"

"Indeed, the smallest acute angle is only less than 15°, which is not as good as a regular triangle. But this is precisely the secret to completing "Zhang's Triangular Killing"."

"The flying speed of the blind man's Q skill is not slow, and his R skill release has a delay of 0.75 seconds, so if we want to play a perfect isosceles triangle, it is absolutely impossible. Leopard Girl can't hit the Q skill of."

"So, when we use this set of combos, we should minimize the angle of the triangle as much as possible, so that the success rate will increase. After the game is over, I will play back the live video and explain it to everyone at 0.5 times the speed."

"This wave takes off, and you can buy a curtain blade when you go home. Wait, you will definitely be able to perform successfully."

At the same time, in Dongpu, the magic capital, in a villa in Yucuiyuan, Kowloon.

"Ya, is this an operation that a human can type?"

In front of the computer, a fat man over 200 catties was dazed by the Long Xiaxiu on the screen, with an expression of disbelief on his face.

He didn't even notice that the cigar in his hand fell to the ground.

"The blind man first throws Q behind Leopard Girl, then inserts W to dodge R next to Leopard Girl, and Leopard Girl bumps into Blind Man's Q skill."

"This is outrageous, okay?"

"I, Liu, are here to say that no one has used this combo before today!"

"Call him "Zhang's Triangular Killer", and I agree with ten toes."

The speaker was none other than PDD, a player who had topped IG and won the runner-up in the World Championship.

On June 2014, 6, he announced his retirement on the scarf, and then began to concentrate on live broadcasting.

With more and more Manes in his hands, he also began to invest in various fields, such as barbecue restaurants, Internet cafes...

Of course, those are small fights, and they won't make it to the stage.

Just on January 1th of this year, PDD and others established the "Elephant Interactive Entertainment Culture and Entertainment Co., Ltd." to discover high-quality anchors and live content.

A few years later, the company was worth $7.5 million.

In the previous life, Da Sima, Eggplant, Aunt Wang... were all anchors under the company.

Recently, due to the company's development needs, PDD often conducts room rounds during the live broadcast, looking for potential anchors, and plans to pull them into its guild.

Zhang Zijing, whose popularity rose by hundreds of thousands in a day, naturally attracted his attention.

As soon as he entered the live broadcast room, PDD's eyes were more than doubled by Zhang Zijing's "Zhang's Triangle Kill" show.

His expression was very similar to Dong Zhuo's when seeing Diao Chan, he kept muttering: "There is a future, this person is very rich."

After a few seconds, PDD straightened his half-stretched body and said to the audience: "This anchor has great potential. Let's wait for the next game and see how he plays this game. Brothers, don't you think so?" Can?"

The audience in the PDD live broadcast room was also shown by Zhang Zijing's Blind Sen, and they all expressed their approval.

"Eh? Where's my cigar?"

"It fell there." The pony beside him pointed to the ground.

"Ya, it's so expensive, it can't be wasted. It should fall on the ground within 3 seconds, I picked it up and continued to smoke... ah (up here)——"

The most coquettish pig cry in the league spread throughout the land of China through the live broadcast.

I saw PDD falling backwards, covering his mouth with his hands, his whole face flushed into a pig's liver, and screaming non-stop.

Reverse Smoking Day, the classic program is staged again in the live broadcast room of PDD.

Fortunately, I have experience.

After receiving the mineral water from Pony, PDD took a few sips and finally felt better.

"First there is Liu Mou and then there is Tian, ​​and the reverse smoking day is immortal!"

"There is a PDD first, and then there is a day, and the reverse smoking day is immortal!!"

"First there is a pig, and then there is a day, and the reverse smoking day is immortal!!!"

"Classic reappearance of the famous scene!!!"

"Ms. Lisa Lisa, your cigarette is held upside down."

"If you drop a cigarette on the ground, you can smoke it in reverse if you pick it up."

"Smoking in reverse, the magic power is boundless."

"Traditional Arts."

"Laughing out of bronchitis, I also became a PDD reverse smoking witness."

""Anchor's Famous Scene" has been booked!!!"

The barrage first paused, and then caught off guard and brushed up classic sentences.

Immediately, the look and feel of Yuniang TV's [PDD, which will soon have a mermaid line] live broadcast room is very similar to that of Bi station.

"I tm smoked the smoked one again...cough coughcough... head, brothers, it's too bad... forehead cough cough, I'll go to the bathroom first."

PDD ran to the bathroom to tidy up his appearance without looking up.

After 15 minutes, PDD wore sunglasses and reappeared in the live broadcast room as a pig.

"6666666666" on the full screen.

"My buddies, don't act like this."

"I, Mr. Liu, I'm so embarrassed. The wave just now was actually because I deliberately wanted to perform reverse smoking for the audience."

"After all, it's been a long time since the last time, and many audience friends didn't see it on the spot, but saw it through other media."

"..."

PDD is serious nonsense, and the barrage is still posting "666666666".

"Thank you brothers for the 666, don't use it anymore, let's continue to watch the Crouching Dragon show."

However, the pony next to him said softly: "Brother, this 666 is not for you, but for Wolong."

???

In an instant, PDD's face became serious.

He sat back on the chair in front of the computer and looked at the barrage carefully.

"66666666666"

"The blind man's feet have definitely not been washed for more than 10 years."

"66666666666666666"

"Conservative, it will take at least 20 years to kill people"

"666666"

"6666666666666"

"What is this cowardly pig doing there? No one cares about him."

"66666666666666"

"6666666666666666666"

blind?

No one cares about me?

Turning his head to look at the pony next to him, the pony nodded to him.

PDD shifted his gaze to the computer again, this time, he didn't look at the barrage.

1 seconds.

2 seconds.

……

"Damn it, I'm actually a clown? Did the blind man kick Jie's main artery?"

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(End of this chapter)