LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 18 I'll play with your banana hammer skin

Yuniang TV, Zhi Xun Xun Xun Xun Xun Xun Xun live broadcast room.

"What kind of Muggle lineup is this opponent? They play mid laners. Isn't this a gift?"

"It's useless to match time with men and horses."

"I beat his head to pieces in the early stage, and GG directly on the opposite side."

Aside from his height, Zhixun, the leader of the Demon Cult, really looks like Huo Jianhua.

Not counting Zhang Zijing, he can really be called Yuniang TV's League of Legends beauty leader, and the fig leaf of the e-sports male anchor appearance association.

"Second brother, I'm going to kill you randomly in this round, so give me less."

The second brother in Zhixun's words is the dumb bride Zhou Shuyi.

She debuted in the LUNAR girl group, her facial features are exquisite, and her talent is quite "beaudiful".It is often possible to present hot dance welfare performances to the LSPs in the live broadcast room.

A while ago, Zhixun, Zhou Shuyi, and the dumb girl Yuedong Mianji immediately became brothers.

Zhixun is the eldest brother, Zhou Shuyi is the second brother, and Damei is the third brother.

Since then, the three people in the live broadcast began to be called brothers.

"Brother, don't worry, I chose Lulu. She has a big move and a shield. She will never die."

YY uploaded Zhou Shuyi's voice of nature.

"That, second brother. In fact, you don't need to be so excited when you talk. Let me turn down the volume."

Zhixun's face twitched, apparently being stimulated to the depths of his soul by Zhou Shuyi's volume comparable to the roar of a Lion in the East.

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For a moment, the two were awkward.

However, the barrage in the live broadcast room was very noisy.

"Brothers, I have reached the fifth level. I don't choose to make her dumb, I choose to pierce my eardrums. Ahahaha——"

"The brothers upstairs are really ruthless. In fact, I still like the third brother better, but she is not here today."

"Hmph, kids are the ones who make choices, and they want to."

"You too?"

"You too?"

"Are you worthy?"

"Am I the only one paying attention to the ID of the opposite person?"

"The No. [-] flirtatious maniac in the national server is really good, no wonder he dared to take out the mid laner."

"Visual estimation of this game starts 0-8."

Zhixun noticed that the barrage was talking about the IDs of people and horses, and he glanced at them.

Then his face changed, and he said, "The number one girl-stalker in the national server? Claiming to be a girl-stalker in front of my e-sports Huo Jianhua? In this round, I want to show him what cruelty is."

"Second brother, do you have any cooler photos? The brothers in the live broadcast room want to see them."

"roll!!!"

The same model [RGB pickup ambient light rhythm ambient light] on the bookshelf behind Zhou Shuyi was instantly full, and the earphone party suffered heavy casualties.

In an instant, the barrage was also swiped by "my ears".

"Second brother, calm down, calm down."

"The game is about to start."

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhixun immediately started playing games in a serious manner.

As a thousand-year-old male swordsman, Zhixun's male sword is capable of fighting any mid laner hero.

Be cowardly when it's time to be cowardly.

When it should be strong, it must be a thunderbolt.

Make up the knife, wander, invade, and be sure.

But it was the first time he met a mid laner.

However, his status as a senior LSP made him think very clearly.

As he said, the first level, the second level and the sixth level are the strong period of male knives.

Level [-] does not add E, continue to strengthen Q or W, and kill the opponent solo.

"In this round, the third-level troops must die."

"If you don't die, please report the host."

Sagittarius was not strong before making the three phases in the early stage, and this game lost the agility of the E skill even more in the middle.

So Zhixun is very sure that he can kill a horse solo before the third level.

Level [-] study is W [Cut Weeds and Roots].

Can quickly clear the enemy line and consume the opponent well.

But this game, the script is different.

Zhixun looked on time and manipulated the male knife to throw three darts at tricky angles, but they were always dodged by people with incredible agility.

Zhixun finally frowned after two W's in a row only hit Xiaobing.

"There's something wrong with the people on the opposite side, but it's still the same sentence, third-level solo kill, please report the anchor."

Eat a melee soldier from the second wave.

The male sword is upgraded by 2.

However, because the blood volume of the centaur was not consumed at the first level, the kill point at the second level did not appear.

But Zhixun finally seized the opportunity and played a set of QAW.

In an instant, less than half of the blood bars of the centaur were gone.

"The people on the opposite side are so difficult to deal with, they actually hid my second W."

"In turn, AQA beat me up."

"But this doesn't prevent us from killing it solo when we level up to 3."

What Zhixun said is right, the disadvantage of the middle laners playing male swords is too great.

First of all, there is no long-distance consumption skill, and you cannot use W to grind the opponent's HP like a male knife.

Secondly, there is no displacement skill to avoid the Q skill protruding from the face after being slowed down by the male knife.

Some people may say that the centaur does not have the E skill to accelerate?

Can retreat to avoid the assault of the male knife.

This can only be described as whimsical.

Centaur's E skill is a percentage acceleration.It provides very little speed in the early game without boots and speed gear.And the acceleration of E skills has a process.

It is the same as driving a car, only when it starts can it continue to accelerate.

If you think that [Destroy Charge] can soar all of a sudden, it is definitely a cloud player.

Can driving directly turn 0 yards into 120 yards?

Not realistic.

People with this kind of thinking will turn off the engine when they start their driver's license test.

Knock off the blood bottle to restore the state.

Zhixun's mind began to spin rapidly.

Think about how to solo kill the opponent at level 3.

The centaur is equipped with sprint and ignition, so he can't run away only after w slows down and Q suddenly faces.

The centaur has not used other skills except for the Q skill, so try to find out what he learned at level 2.

The blue bar did not drop when the opponent went down the line, and the enemy jungler may be red, so you need to be careful.

Soon, the perfect killing plan appeared in his mind.

Just be patient for now.

"Report the anchor, the opponent at level 2 is almost full of blood, how can you kill solo at level 3."

"The position of the opposite party is very good. Zhixun has 3 w's and he hid 2 of them."

"The key is that the last hit is one more than Zhixun."

"Master, I want to give birth to a monkey for you. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Wanting to have a yordle upstairs?"

"You will have hemorrhoids in three days."

"Your grandfather will be pointed at when he plays chess."

"..."

Accompanied by the cheerful barrage, the male sword is only one soldier experience away from being promoted to level 3.

In the previous wave of consumption, both Centaur and Male Knife had only half a tube of blood left.

The killing line has arrived.

In order to prevent being gank by the opposite jungler.

Zhixun walked towards the grass in the lower river, ready to insert an eye.

but.

Two strange clockwork devices were suddenly thrown out of the grass.

[Time Bomb]: Kieran throws a time bomb to the target location, but it will attach to the first unit in a small range (hero priority), and explode after 3 seconds, causing 75+0.9AP points of magic to enemies within the range harm.Dropping two bombs on an agreed unit will cause the first bomb to detonate early and stun enemies within the detonation range for 1.1 seconds.

"Damn it, Zhou Shuyi!! Why is time in the middle?"

"I don't know. Didn't he return to the city just now?"

"Why did you send blood?"

"I'll go. At this time, you masturbated like a member of the Demon Cult. Masquerading as a level 2 came to me in the middle. Is the man his father?"

Omit prohibited words × 100
The story starts from the bottom road.

The red team was the first to advance to level 2, and Time QWQ fixed Zhou Shuyi's Lulu.

Fortunately, Han Bing handed over the healing technique in time to save her, and did not let EZ take away a blood.

Shi Shi was also beaten by Han Bing because of his poor positioning and walked back to the tower.

However, under Zhang Zijing's order, Ah Cong did not return to the city.

Instead, control the time to go around from the wild area to the grass in the middle and lower rivers.

Zhang Zijing originally asked him to move to Feng Zhixun's male sword with Q skill to assist in the kill.

But I didn't expect such a coincidence that the male knife went directly to the bushes to insert eyes.

Time QWQ freezes it.

And Zhang Zijing's men started the sprint E and rushed over from a distance to ignite QA and successfully took the head.

"First blood!"

Accompanied by the system notification was the screaming and cursing of the leader.

"Shall I play with your banana hammer skin?"

　Explosive Huge Money customized a new book cover, which has already been uploaded.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)