LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 142 21 minutes 1314 The ultimate invincible big dog head~
On the high ground of the red square.

A purple pillar of light soaring into the sky lit up from the eye of the ornament inserted by Time.

4 seconds later.

The god of death from hell, the dog-headed Nasus was summoned.

If you look closely, you will find that this is the real god of death.

Because, the Summoner Canyon here belongs to the newborn Summoner Canyon in the League of Legends.

It was born at only 11.15 blue star hours.

But this dog head that appeared on the red square heights has been equipped with three-phase power, vampire scepter, cloth shoes, burning gems, and ghost cloak.

The luxurious equipment and the complete destruction of attributes have never been seen in other Summoner's Canyons that are also part of the League of Legends universe.

What's even worse is that it's only 11:15, and this Reaper dog has actually stacked his Q skill [Soul Drain Thrash] to 552 layers.

Counting the initial damage and attack power bonus of the skill, a Q skill of the dog head can cause 886 points of physical damage to the target, and this does not include the passive damage of the flare in the three-phase power.

The moment the dog's head landed, a new line of troops was born in the red side's barracks.

They were divided into three teams and walked slowly towards the established direction.

Seeing this, Goutou's little follower, Old Man Shiguang, chanted a spell, and a stream of speeding up clockwork appeared and merged into Goutou's lower part.

The dog head has a 199% movement speed bonus.

In less than two seconds, he flew to the limit of the attack range of an incisor tower.

Facing the blue hero that appeared, the hatred value of the two groups of minions that appeared in the middle and bottom lanes suddenly rose.

After more than ten minutes, my brothers from the same battalion were created one by one and went to the front line, but never came back.

It's him, these nasty blue heroes, who have caused my relatives, friends, and mistresses to be separated from me.

Damn! ! !
The battering rams of the melee minions, and the little red dots released from the mass-produced staffs of the ranged minions, all ran towards the dog's head.

Three small soldiers are a hero, and there are too many ants to kill the big eagle.

The middle road and the bottom road are united as one, is he the desert god of death a bird?

The dog's head's physical resistance equipment is only one piece of cloth armor shoes, so the armor is only 96 points.

It still hurts when 12 small soldiers hit him together, and a wave of attacks would cost him nearly 200 points of health.

At this time, the dog's head's life value is only 1759 points.

However, a long-range soldier was killed on the spot as the hammer glowing with purple light was knocked down.

A burst of green healing light rises from under the dog's head.

His vacant blood volume was instantly filled.

The level 12 dog head passive skill [Swallow Soul] can provide him with 18% life steal, plus 10% life steal from the vampire scepter. At this time, the dog head has a full 28% life steal.

A Q skill that hits the soldier with seven to eight hundred damages can instantly restore his nearly 200 health points that were knocked out.

If it is paired with a blue buff, it will be invincible and easy to cut?
“一波兵线12个，30秒钟36层。1分钟最少72层。”

"This is really the case without counting the artillery vehicles."

"There are still 9 minutes left, at least 648 layers can be stacked without dying."

"648+552+1200, oh no, the 36th floor of this wave of minions hasn't been counted yet."

"So as long as I don't die, the 1200th floor is easy and simple."

"I think, with the gun cart and the other side coming to die, the 1300th floor should not be too easy."

……

The people in the red side looked at the small map, there was a "erha" motionless on the high ground in the computer room, and they were very puzzled.

Is this person out of his mind?

In less than 12 minutes, I ran to other people's highlands to dance... Want to learn from Vincent?

its not right.

Our side has a big advantage. If we want to abuse the spring water, we must abuse the spring water from the blue side on the opposite side. When will it be the turn of the group of vegetables on the opposite side to come to our highland? !
With doubts in their hearts, everyone on the red side switched the camera to the high ground.

I saw a "erha" standing in front of the lower incisor tower of one's own side (the location can refer to the location of the highland dancing technology gun to return blood and open the gold mine dragon turtle, where it can attract the second and second waves of soldiers without moving ).

"duang...QA...duang...QA..."

The dog head is very rhythmic, A hits the minions twice, Q once, A hits the minions twice, Q once.

Seeing the little soldier being dropped by the purple hammer in Goutou's hand, the newly resurrected centaur and centaur player clicked on Goutou's attribute panel.

603 came into view.

WTF?

603?

I only have 1545 health, and your dog's head has 603 layers of Q skills.

I'm gone after two sticks, so what's the point?

As a result, the Centaur player began to ask his teammates for support while holding the mid laner bomber accountable.

As the dog head ate the middle and lower pawn lines, the blue side's pawn line quickly entered the red side's tower, and the red side's mid-lane bomber and ADC Delevingne must be inseparable.

If they go home to help the troops beat the dog's head together, they will not be able to get the experience and economy provided by the soldiers.

Especially Delevingne, the huge advantage he had just started with the help of the horse will disappear.

However, if you don't ask people to help people, people will definitely not be able to beat such a terrifying "two ha".

Therefore, Draven, who is absolutely confident in his own skills, asked the assistant nurse and the waste bomber in the mid laner to help throw people and kill the "two ha" Nasus who stacked Q skills on his own highland.

the other side.

The blue team's bot duo kept sending question marks to Zhang Zijing's dog head.

He was already collapsed, but this bitch's dog head ran to the opposite high ground to eat his own thread.

Still let people play the game?
20 shots in this way!
But the somewhat strange stone man suppressed by the top laner of the blue side remained silent.

correct.

Everyone guessed right.

This is a strange stone man, and the summoner who controls him is Zhang Zijing's professional stone man in Linshi, the bully brother Wang Muba! !

Because [Strange Top Order] appeared in n League novels in the parallel world, Brother Ba has been well known by all the netizens.

Once they see the stone man named [Strange Top Order], players will immediately recognize that it is Brother Ba.

Therefore, Brother Ba also learned from chicken thieves, and he changed his ID.

It's called [Never play Malphite badly], so Zhang Zijing's water friends didn't recognize him.

And Zhang Zijing's weird IDs have long been made into a video collection by water friends "If you encounter these IDs, please exit the game immediately!" ".

Ba Ge saw it when he rewarded himself for fishing when he succeeded in mixing points.

As soon as he entered the game, he found that the dog head was Zhang Zijing.

Ever since, he started to play badly at the beginning.

As long as he doesn't get hammered by Dema, he doesn't even need to eat experience!
It's experience, not coins.

Therefore, in 12 minutes of the game, Wang Muba's stone talent is level 7.

On the other hand, Dema is level 10, infinitely close to level 11.

"Hey, Wolong reached 12 floors in 600 minutes, this game is stable!"

"I'll show you a unique skill, fighting the landlord and winning the game at the same time!"

……

The dog's head has finished stacking 2 waves of pawns.

The enemy's three-way coalition forces consisting of bombers, troops, and nurses are also ready.

They rushed towards the dog's head with arrogance and arrogance.

The men and horses took the lead and kicked the dog's head for more than 300 points of blood, and the bomber's bomb followed.

The blood volume of the dog head dropped by 1/3 in an instant.

However, the dog's head did not turn around and hit the people who were waving their Q skills by their side.

He is still focusing on one Q for a ranged pawn, one A for a Q of a melee pawn.

With 2 Q skills, the blood volume lost by the dog's head will come back up.

"Let's ignore this centaur. It takes 3 Q skills to kill him now, and it only adds 6 layers. It's not worth it."

"If it's a half-blood nurse or a half-blood bomber, I'll have one for each, and it won't be a loss at that time. Now I don't care about them."

"Help me pay attention to which little swordsman hits me the hardest, and chase him after 20 minutes."

……

Time passed by every minute and every second, throwing away all the skills of Centaur and Bomberman finally knocked down Goutou's HP, but Goutou activated his ultimate move, and after a few Qs, his HP was full again.

Assi! ! !
In the end, Bomberman couldn't take it anymore, he went home and sold his French shoes, and directly published a ghost book.

With the serious injury effect of the ghost book, the blood volume of the dog's head dropped faster than before.

And Zhang Zijing also realized that something was wrong.

"Qiqiqi...uh...time!"

He began to call his toolman assistant Shi Shi.

When the water friend heard Zhang Zijing's call, without saying a word, he flashed across the terrain.

Then, the E skill accelerates himself towards the dog's head, and then the W skill refreshes the E skill, passing 99% of the acceleration effect to the dog's head.

"Call you a bitch!"

The dog's head's W skill was given to the bomber, and with the acceleration of time, he directly took the bomber away with one A and one hammer.

Immediately afterwards, Goutou took advantage of the Q skill to be on CD and A hit the nanny twice in succession.

A Q skill, the nanny dies.

Seeing this, the centaur turned on its E skill and ran towards the red side's lower field.

One is to escape.

The second is that the blue bar that I hit Goutou just now is almost empty, so go eat a blue buff first.

……

Brother Ba huddled under the tower, watching the scene on the red square heights, his eyes glowed with relief.

Wolong is really a good person.

This game is really comfortable, compared to the pure abuse of food some time ago, it is obviously still a bad game~
"Hey, why did he pour him tea?"

"I'll go, Wang Zha + a 3."

"It's cracked, there are no more beans."

"Forget it, as long as I help the dog to hold Galen back, it will be a great achievement to prevent him from going back."

……

When the time came to 20 minutes, Zhang Zijing's dog head stacked Q-stacked very comfortably on the high ground.

1200 layers of Q skills, he completed it in 19 minutes and 12 seconds.

The current dog head has already changed his equipment and sent back to the red square height.

Three Phases, Green Armor, Blood Drinking Sword, Rapid Fire Cannon, Plate Armor of the Dead, Armor Shoes.

"Oh ho ho..."

"One Q is a bomber, one Q is a nanny, one Q is a Draven~"

"There is also suisuisui!!!"

"Wohuo, this man still wants to run?"

"Time speeds up for me, slows down for him, and lets him experience the power of canyon theory of relativity!"

"Four kills, what about my five kills?"

"Galen is back, webmaster, I want to..."

"Made!! Blast Galen???"

On the screen, the dog's head threw a Q skill towards Galen, but with the W skill and the cloth shoes, Galen's blood volume only dropped a little.

Immediately afterwards, Galen activated the E skill.

The dog's head lost its blood.

By the time the dog's head's second Q skill hit Galen, the dog's head's blood volume was less than 1/3.

And Galen still has half of his health because of his natural giant flesh and the injury-free W skill.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Zijing immediately handed Galen a [Wither], and ran after thinking about it.

But unexpectedly, Galen directly used [The Power of Demacia], and a big sword fell from the sky.

To know.

The dog's head is the only one who is right in the blue team, and the dog is an out-and-out villain.

Under the beheading of the big move of real injury, the dog's head died directly.

Looking at the gray screen, Zhang Zijing opened the equipment panel.

As expected, Demar's equipment is Endless + Essence Reaver + Endless + Critical Cloak + Warden's Armor + Cloth Shoes.

Blast genre!

And it's an upper-split build with explosive damage.

"..."

long silence.

However, when the game screen froze, the silence was interrupted.

"Hahaha, the four people on the opposite side surrendered!!"

"Galen never expected this."

"Made, my burst damage is still strong!!!"

Before the red square crystal explodes, the game time is fixed at 21:20.

And the number of Q skill layers of the dog head is exactly 1314.

This is definitely an unbreakable record before the dog's head Q skill revision.

(PS: The next chapter is 1000 words, the last routine of the S7 version "3 Blood Prehistoric Beasts, Tyrannosaurus Kogas, and Big Bugs Soaking in Spring Water". It talks about outfits, ideas, and core skills. I want to see it My brother Meng subscribes, if you want to watch the complete routine and don’t look at the idea, just jump. The day after tomorrow will be the much-anticipated S8. I don’t want to be a eunuch, I can only speed up the pace, and I don’t want life. At that time, the heroine has also become Zhang Zijing’s I have a girlfriend, so the process is omitted...but the heroine will be added during the live broadcast, and the two-person turn will become a three-person turn. The style of the heroine belongs to the kind that has a lot of stalkers and thieves...Of course, it is very healthy. It is not like LSPs My favorite dumb bride and old aunt have the same driving skills as Qiu Mingshan, but they are funny and cute joke players. Happy New Year~)

(PS2: Of course, the first routine of S8 is absolutely invincible and super cool!!!!!!! There is also a small question, do you want the village chief to be clicked? Everyone hates him... )
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