LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 11 The Second Set of National Radio Gymnastics for Primary and Secondary School Students

"Brothers don't worry about me, I only sleep 2 hours a day since I was a child."

"All night is the order of the day."

"I have 5 kidneys, and I have a doctor's certificate."

"Ouch. Don't ask, don't ask, if you ask again, I will admit that I have a big Internet addiction."

The viewers who ran over after receiving the reminder of the start of the broadcast in the early morning are definitely true fans.

Of course they didn't know that Zhang Zijing drank a sip of health-preserving tea that stays up late like drinking water and doesn't know what fatigue is.

They asked him why he started broadcasting again?Are you asleep?Are you not afraid of sudden death?

For these kind concerns, Zhang Zijing felt very warm.

But I didn't know how to explain it to them, so I could only use Internet addiction as a prevarication.

When Zhang Zijing and the audience were chatting vigorously, the alliance client popped up a pop-up box saying that the match was successful.

Zhang Zijing is the fifth floor, but he has a deep understanding of black knowledge, and he has a good grasp of the psychology of his teammates.

Directly sent a sentence in the chat box: "On the fifth floor, Tongtian Wudi, all bans are given to mages, including winning. Guanghui little bitch and mushrooms are all banned."

The teammates saw that there was Xiao Dai on his side.

Then you must give him the same heart-warming and body-warming service in the 360° bathing city without dead ends.

The four immediately sent a "1111" response.

And said that you can choose which way you want to play.

Zhang Zijing said very modestly that it would be fine to give him a top laner, but if the opponent picks Yasuo in seconds, then he will play the middle lane.

It is our duty to eradicate orphans for the canyon.

It's very easy to ban "Lax, Carter, Akali, Teemo, Little Mage"

And the enemy has banned "Temo, Golem, Sword Fairy, Morgana, Zed"

Enter the hero selection stage.

then,

The enemy chooses Yasuo in seconds on the first floor.

"Let the power leveling brother take the middle lane."

The power leveling brother is very far-sighted. After sending a message on the first floor, he chose Juggernaut.

Soon, everyone else has chosen.

The cursor also jumped to the fifth floor.

When the teammates were guessing what hero the power leveling brother would use to beat Toerso violently.

A khaki-colored cartoon Xiao Wang 8 with a spiked shell appeared in the middle of the interface.

"Let's have some fun together." - Armored Dragon Turtle

There was not much reaction in the live broadcast room.

Because Zhang Zijing changed the title early on to [Technical Dragon Turtle, Dancing on Highlands can recover blood and open gold mines, level 22 in 18 minutes! 】.

But several teammates exploded in an instant.

Is this power leveling brother just joking around?
Choose Dragon Turtle to hit the middle lane, won't this be consumed by Yasuo EQ to EQ?

And if the opposing jungler comes to catch him, he won't be able to run away at all.

What kind of power leveling and playing Dragon Turtle?

Damn, the more I think about it, the more something is wrong, maybe the 5th floor is not a fake power leveling?

Juggernaut players immediately issued "?" in the chat box.

Zhang Zijing looked at it and smiled, and replied slowly: "Ankylosaurus restrains the opponent."

It's over.

What kind of game does this understand? Yasuo's big move can break armor.

And taking the middle lane is not 1V1 hand-to-hand combat in the wild, it's playing online.

You are in the middle lane.

I lost it, the fifth floor is definitely a fake power leveling, it must be here to deceive the position under the name of the invincible power leveling.

The hearts of the teammates are full of despair, is he about to kneel in the first positioning match?

The chat box fell silent for a while.

When the countdown of the game enters single digits.

Juggernaut player finally sent a sentence: "You are wretched, I will catch you for you, don't let Yasuo get up."

For some reason, there are a lot of players who use the Xiaobawang Learning Machine recently.

This game has been loaded for 3 minutes and has not been entered yet.

Looking at the live broadcast room, some viewers have started spraying randomly.

Zhang Zijing decided not to show off, and told them the effect of the program to be performed.

"Brothers, I want to show a brand new style of play of Dragon Turtle in this round."

"Guarantee brothers will enjoy watching it."

"As long as you follow my steps, the early development is good enough."

"You don't have to do anything to get to the highland opposite in 10 minutes. You can open gold mines just by dancing, and you will be invincible directly."

"The game just entered, and I will explain it to everyone while operating it."

At this time, the W skill of the armored dragon turtle has not been revised, and it will not reduce its own movement speed after use.

Instead, Rammus enters a defensive state, greatly increasing armor and magic resistance, and rebounding attacks to deal damage.

So there will be no tanks that turn into a nest after turning on W in the future.

With a steel-like body, it can only be ruthlessly trampled on by others.

Very aggrieved.

The dragon turtle did not choose the extreme cloth armor +4 red for the first-level starting outfit.

It's a very conservative Dolan shield + a bottle of red medicine.

"Dragon Turtle's initial movement speed is only 305 points, let alone fighters with a general movement speed of 345, even a shooter with a movement speed of 325 can't match it."

"So we stayed under the defense tower before the line of soldiers came, so as not to be consumed."

"Before leveling up to 2, the laning should also be wretched."

"Don't think about exchanging blood with the opposite Yasuo."

"Others have shields, they move faster than you, and the attack distance of the Q skill Steel Flash is also longer."

"If he wants to be happy, let him be happy. When we level up and the equipment is formed, he will never be happy again."

"Besides, the jungler said in this round that he would help us catch him giegiegiegie~~"

After Zhang Zijing let out a peculiar laugh, he quickly picked up the thermos cup beside him, and drank a big mouthful of health-preserving tea.

No, it can no longer be the same as before.

I am a systematic person now, and I have to learn to be a little colder.

The health tea tastes very good.

However, there was a trace of coldness in his eyes looking at the computer screen.

What kind of compression is this?
I will stay in the tower quietly and not trouble you.

How dare you run over to show off the ghost animal.

"Fake Nong's Force D (Armored Dragon Turtle): Juggernaut, come and catch Yasuo after fighting Red, he will die."

"The way of Wuji is in my heart (Wuji Juggernaut): ok, hold on tight, don't send a blood."

The audience saw that the small theater started again, and the barrage burst into joy in an instant.

"Hahaha~~ The worst thing about Wolong is that someone pretends to be aggressive in front of him, Yasuo is miserable."

"Anchor, anchor, open the market, I want to plant beans. Bet that Yasuo will die 10 times in this round."

"I didn't pay attention to it just now, but I suddenly discovered that Wolong's ID is so sexy, I like it so much."

"Upstairs, the more beautiful the ID, the better the operation is 6, this is the exclusive little secret of Xiu'er, I will tell you alone."

"To be honest, I'm quite curious about how the Dragon Turtle beat Yasuo, after all, it's a man like the wind."

"The top laner on the opposite side is Bai Yinfei, I just came from his studio."

"Really? I'll go and see."

It seems that the [Anchor Nightmare] buff has taken effect.

Bai Yinfei and Zhang Zijing knew about it, and he was also broadcasting live on Yuniang TV.

He has a handsome appearance and has the visual sense of the Bangzi National Men's Team, but he looks a little thin.

It may have a lot to do with his anchor ID.

Just like Zhang Zijing used to only play the hero Man Wang, Bai Yinfei also only played the hero Nuoshou.

However, Zhang Zijing played the game of kings, while he played the game of silver.

This is also the origin of his title of "Baiyinfei".

Bai Yinfei starts broadcasting at 7 o'clock every day, never late.

In addition, during the live broadcast, he promised to kill the Quartet, and occasionally said some dirty words.After each game is over, the record will be recorded in the upper left corner.

So he has attracted a large number of fans, and the popularity of the live broadcast room is often maintained at around 60W.

As soon as Zhang Zijing switched the camera to the road, the system broadcast sounded.

“First blood”

Hit the promise hand of blood rage, drive a sprint Q and flash into the tower to kill Galen, who has a quarter of his health.

After taking a defensive tower attack, he turned around and left gracefully.

"666, I'm planning to buy a Nuo Shou before watching the anchor's Dragon Turtle."

"Baiyinfei is so terrifying!!! This crouching dragon is going to be difficult."

"Nuoshou is invincible in the early stage, let alone a sprinting Nuoshou, the anchor is expected to be shown."

"The anchor and Galen switch lanes, I want to see you line up with Bai Yinfei."

"Why does Wolong keep meeting the anchors of the same stage recently? He beat Brother Ba violently before."

"If only Galen was blasted in this game, I can learn how to play Nuo. I watched the host play and was directly killed by the opponent."

Although Bai Yifei has been in the Baiyin Bureau all year round, his operations are still very good.

Just now, the blood volume control of the tower jumping kill was very limited.

But after posting "Galen is obscene" with Juggernaut "Nanny", Zhang Zijing stopped paying attention.

Because the opponent is an all-AD lineup, "Blood Returning Dragon Turtle" must be invincible.

The two armies meet.

The dragon turtle, which had been shrinking under the defense tower, finally walked forward with its short legs.

——"It's a long road, but only 丨贱丨 is your companion."

The swordsman in the wind dressed in a western cowboy used the "sword" to the extreme.

He didn't care about finishing the knife at all, and as soon as he had the Q skill, he swung at the yellow-shelled and green-skinned Xiao Wang 8 in front of him, as if to declare: "The middle lane is my world, and the dragon will be coiled for me in front of my wanderer Yasuo , Tiger lie down for me. As Xiao Wang 8, just stand up and get beaten."

However, what she didn't know was that this little Wang 8 was disguised by Wolong.

When given the chance, it will shed its hard shell to reveal its sharp claws.

Because it was too aggressive, the compression on the opposite side was not at full capacity when it was upgraded to level 2, and its blood volume was only about 4/5.

Since he still has the protection of the wind shield on his body, he feels that he can continue to consume Xiao Wang 8 on the opposite side.

"Let's go with the wind, and we need to be careful behind us."

After learning the E skill [Front Slash], the cowboy wave swordsman becomes more and more arrogant.

As soon as Ctrl+F6 was activated, Yasuo began to shuttle through the pile of troops bluntly.

His operating skills are really not very good, at least, words such as smooth and pleasing to the eye cannot be thought of.

"Hassa!!!"

The rapier in his hand stabbed at Xiao Wang 8 in front, but he dodged it with a small twist.

This is an insult that a proud swordsman cannot bear.

Directly use the E skill and go straight to Xiaowang 8.

EAAAQA.

After a set of basic operations, Xiao Wang 8's blood volume dropped a lot.

However, Yasuo also dropped to 8/2 at this time due to the damage he attracted from minions and was poked twice by the spikes on Xiao Wang 3's shell.

"Flick off your clothes when it's over, and hide your achievements and fame."

The swordsman feels that he is as heroic and elegant as the poet described in the Tang Dynasty.

After a messy show, you should disappear and stop entangled with Xiao Wang 8.

Use the forward cut to shuttle towards the blue melee soldiers behind you.

However, an orange halo appeared on the swordsman's body.

It is Xiao Wang 8's E skill.

[Armor Breaking Taunt]: Ramos taunts an enemy unit, forcing the target to attack himself for 1 second, and reduces the target's armor by 10 during the duration of the taunt.

The lonely swordsman who was ridiculed turned around and slashed at the hard turtle shell with his sword.

But Xiao Wang 8 used the W skill [Spike Defense] to improve his dual resistance and rebound damage.

"very good."

After turning on w, the armor of the dragon turtle is close to 100, and Yasuo's sword is like scratching it.

And Yasuo slashed it once, and he would bounce back after taking damage.

Ignition, the fire of the minions, and the continuous general A of the dragon tortoise caused the swordsman's blood volume to drop crazily within 3 seconds.

Dangerous, dangerous.

Yasuo decisively surrendered Blink.

However, the next second he was dumbfounded.

A guy with a sword also appeared behind him. This guy with a hornet's nest mask doesn't look like a good person at first glance.

It's the strange sorghum sword master on the opposite side.

There is no escape.

In the end, Yasuo was pierced by [Alpha Strike] and died under the ignition of Xiao Wang 8.

"Brothers, I am invincible."

"I declare that the reign begins."

With the head in hand, I own the world.

People who often watch Zhang Zijing's live broadcast know that.

As long as Zhang Zijing gets a head, he will take off.

Immediately afterwards, "Doubo Q", "Que Bo Q", "Cross Catch Q", "Spray He Q" will continue to ring out in this live broadcast room.

Although this round of silver flies on the opposite side.

But it didn't affect Zhang Zijing's supernatural power at all.

He kills his, I kill mine, let's see who kills faster.

The red team's top laner Nuo Shou and the blue team's mid laner Dragon Turtle seem to be secretly competing.

Often a few seconds after one person completes the kill, another person completes the kill on the screen.

However, because Galen started to play under the tower, and the enemy jungler didn't come to send double kills, Nuo Shou's head count gradually failed to keep up with Dragon Turtle.

The game time came to 17 minutes and 13 seconds.

After Zhang Zijing returned to the city, he took out the key equipment of "Blood Recovering Dragon Turtle": Hextech Gunblade.

Equipment attributes: Increase attack power by 40 points and spell power by 80 points.

Unique Passive: 15% of damage dealt is used to heal self.AoE damage is only 33% effective at healing.

(The active effect has no effect on the routine. As a non-hydrographic author, I won’t mention it here.)
At this time, Dragon Turtle is already a giant boss-level monster wearing cloth armor shoes, wearing anti-injury armor, and holding a technological gun.

On the opposite side, Bai Yinfei's Nuo Shou made black cuts, resistance shoes, and ghost cloaks.

"Brothers, the show effect is coming!!!"

"are you ready??"

Zhang Zijing said excitedly.

In the later version 10.23, the fate of equipment such as "Heart of Gold", "Knife of Killing", and "Embrace of Darkfire" that technology guns cannot escape will be permanently removed.

This routine of the dragon turtle will also completely disappear in the version change.

In the previous life, after the update of the S11 season.

The mythical equipment system has completely disappeared many interesting gameplays.

Zhang Zijing also gradually lost interest in playing various routines in the normal mode, and finally switched between the national server and PBE.

Live special mode to gain popularity.

He crossed the night after EDG won the championship.

If it's a week later.

He will know the news of "League of Legends Chief Designer Fired".

I believe that he will applaud because he has been targeted countless times for various routines.

You can change whatever I want to play, even if my bloody worm goes to take a bath in the opposite hot spring, you have to secretly change the damage of the spring water.

You can say that I am not a human being, but you are a real dog as a designer.

——————————————————The above is the voice of Zhang Zijing, which has nothing to do with the author, please do not substitute it.

Now that the gear is complete, it's time to start performing.

The yellow-shelled and green-skinned Xiaowang 8 uninterruptedly activated the Q skill to rush on the road, directly ignoring the large wave of troops in front of the middle tower, bypassing the wild area, and galloping towards the opposite highland.

at 18:30.

The cute Xiao Wang 8 walked to a special position in front of the front teeth after being attacked by two defensive towers: he could not be attacked by the defensive towers, and the refreshed middle and bottom lane minions would find him.

Ctrl + 3
Xiao Wang 8, with its shell facing down and its feet facing the sky, began to spin like a spinning top.

"The second set of radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students across the country, the times are calling [-]. [-]"

Suddenly, a magnetic male voice sounded in the live broadcast room.

"Brothers, next, please enjoy the program "Jumping radio gymnastics on the spot can restore blood, eat soldiers, upgrade and open gold mines to get rich, and the technological guns and armored dragon turtles"."

　A few more words would be 4396, so I stopped writing decisively.

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