LOL: He has too many routines

Chapter 107 In this game, there is also an accessory killing 3.0
The barbarian couldn't even imagine that the bull's head is such a dog.

Leave the bottom lane alone...Zac didn't assist, and didn't eat experience upgrades, he ran directly to the top lane, suddenly appeared behind him, and gave him a hard push.

It's really disgusting.

Recalling the feeling of being pushed at that time, it was really humiliating and painful, and there was a little nervousness.

What a disgusting, what a dog!

Going online again, the barbarian at level 2 looked at Nunu at level 4, and wanted to die.

Because he fought with Nunu after the level 1 pawn line met, and was beaten into a disabled man and dared not eat the pawn line.

Afterwards, relying on Lao Jingui's red medicine and the newly learned Q skill with a very small amount of milk at level 2, he managed to regain hundreds of blood points.

But it was constantly consumed by Nunu's [Hail].

Moreover, what the zombie spit out from the skin was not ice, but green "pus" phlegm.

It's really disgusting.

Now that Nunu is level 4, the damage of "pus" phlegm has increased by about 40 points, which makes the barbarian even more unacceptable.

Before cutting the blue soldier with the knife, his blood volume was knocked out by [-] points.

But it is impossible for the minions not to cut.

The barbarian got A twice by Nunu and took a bite of his Q skill, in exchange for the gold coins that got 2 melee soldiers.

When he turned on the E skill Whirlwind and retreated, Nunu's E skill, whose cooldown was reduced to only 5 seconds, was thrown at the barbarian again.

After going online for a while, the barbarian's blood volume was only half.

He gritted his teeth in anger.

But there is no way, in the end, Barbarian once again turned on "Ctrl+4" to laugh.

【I am Wolong】The audience in the live broadcast room shook their heads repeatedly looking at this poor savage.

From their point of view, a moolista covered in cowhide has stepped out of the triangular grass on the road, ready to cut off the barbarian's back.

But this poor savage is still immersed in his madness and foolishness, not knowing the danger coming.

The ending is predictable.

After 4 seconds, the barbarian was killed again.

Looking at the gray game screen and the 0/2/0 record on the upper right, the barbarian player fell into deep thought.

Are you good at it?
How can it be!

He is quite a thoughtful person.

Two weeks ago, he was the brass tier of Razor Canyon Fetching Pool with pure offensive rune barbarians.

In every game, he was able to get the first blood of the opponent's top laner when the first wave of melee soldiers just died by relying on nearly [-] points of attack power and the barbarian with flash and ignition at the first level of learning E.

After all, counting the damage of ignition and E skills, he only needs to cut 5 or 6 knives to kill the opponent and hit the road.

Except for the weapon master who learned E at the first level, and Nuoshou who stole Bai Yinfei's teacher, he has never been afraid of anyone.

And relying on the strategy of going to the end regardless of the first round of the game, in just two weeks, he has become a master of silver, five and three win points from a brass four! ! !
He is absolutely not good!
The problem is definitely not in his own strength.

Where does the problem come from?

After thinking about it, the barbarian player finally locked his eyes on the screen, which was standing on the minotaur ringing the bell on the barbarian's corpse.

I don't have teammates to help gank!

The support on the opposite side has only been on the road for more than 4 minutes, and they have come to the road twice.

Seeing that he was still fighting with the enemy widow for the river crab's weapon, the barbarian was furious.

Blame him.

What's the point of not playing blue at the beginning of the game if you don't catch the red after level 2?
"[Squeeze with friends] (King of the barbarians): Weapon master, stop killing wild monsters, hurry up and help me catch people!!!"

After more than ten seconds, the weapon master finished beating his own toad before replying to Manzi's "request for support"

“[The Egg Pain of Obscenity] (Weapon Master): Brain greedy, what do you know, I am playing the square jungler of the gold medal lecturer Wuhu Da Sima Ma, don’t order blindly, it will mess up my rhythm. "

The gold medal lecturer, Mr. Wuhu Da Sima Ma?

"Square Jungle"?
The barbarian player said he didn't know anything.

However, from this strange sentence, he could draw the conclusion that the weapon would not come to help him catch him.

I'm sorry~
Barbarian players' computers revert to color.

After waiting five or six seconds in the spring to buy the fourth bottle of red medicine, Manzi embarked on the journey again.

When he reached the second tower on the road, the good news came.

"[Mankaxuan King] (Ocean Calamity): The king of the barbarians, I will help you catch it at level six."

"[Mankaxuan King] (Ocean Calamity): This snowman knight is really disgusting. My first-level regiment ignited and persuaded me to quit, and then handed in the flash, and he even flashed to ignite me. I'm so mad."

"[Knead with friends] (King of the barbarians): Good brother, I'll wait for you!!! Hurry up!!! The minotaur on the other side has captured me twice, and I've only made up 8 soldiers so far."

With the captain's guarantee.

The barbarian also gained confidence.

After going online, they continued to sell blood and eat soldiers.

Of course, he still has a brain. Once the blood volume is less than half, he will run behind the ranged soldiers, take the red medicine, and use the Q skill to restore blood.

After spending a few waves, after reaching level 6, Nunu found that the barbarian king on the opposite side still had 2 bottles of red medicine on his body. He also gave up on continuing to use the passive no-consumption slack line and chose to go home.

Seeing this, the barbarian king was overjoyed, and started his long-lost journey of slashing soldiers.

Of course, the good times didn't last long.

Nunu, who was out of the straw sandals + lost chapter, quickly returned to the line with his W skill.

With a 40-point mana bonus, he can already knock out nearly 200 points of blood from the barbarian king with a mouthful of E-skill pus.

Seeing this, the barbarian king immediately [whirlwind] and fled.

However, Nunu was not willing to give up, the W skill accelerated himself, and after 4 seconds, another mouthful of pus spit on the barbarian king.

Deals massive magic damage and slows by 45%.

Speed ​​increases and decreases.

Nunu soon caught up with the barbarian king.

After hitting A twice in a row, the Q skill took a bite, triggering the storm knight surge.

The huge movement speed bonus made him even run ahead of the barbarian king.

The barbarian king surrendered his flash and entered the defense tower.

Is this safe?

impossible.

Nunu also handed over Blink.

After 2 seconds, E skill + ignite, and the barbarian died for the third time.

"Hahaha! Brother Meng, the hero Snowman is really fun."

"However, more interesting things will come later."

"Next, I'll show everyone the jewelry killing!!"

Say it.

Zhang Zijing's controller Nunu walked to 0.001 nanometers in front of the second bush on the top road.

And inserted a real eye between the first bush and the second bush near the red side (as shown in the picture).

After that, there was no Qingbing, but began to return to the city.

The pillars of light around Nunu's body continued to shrink and become smaller.

As the countdown comes to 0.5 seconds.

Zhang Zijing quickly right-clicked on the grass.

Nunu entered the grass.

However, from the perspective of the red side, Nunu has already returned to the city.

"Brothers, have you learned?"

"This principle is the same as that of the clown pretending to go back to the city and using the Q skill to become invisible at the last second."

"The other side will think that we have returned to the city, but in fact we haven't."

"Now just wait for the barbarian to go online, and the accessories can kill you and you're done!"

"Eh? Why is the captain running over here!"

On the screen, the level 5 captain walks out of the fog of war at the end of the river.

Of course Zhang Zijing didn't know that he had an agreement with Manzi.

I don't know that the captain is too loyal. Seeing that the barbarian was bullied by Nunu too badly, he went to support from the runway thousands of miles away in the middle when he was only level 5.

Unfortunately, he was still a few steps behind.

When he was halfway to the river, his good brother Manzi was brutally killed by Nunu.

In the picture, he saw the tragic scene of Manzi being cut in half by his own sword after his death.

At the same time, he also saw Nunu who was beaten by the defensive tower with only 1/3 HP left.

Brother, I will avenge you! !
The captain did not turn back to eat the pawn line in the middle, but continued to move towards the upper road.

However, he didn't expect it.

Nunu on the blue side is a ruthless person. He went back to the city directly outside the grass without eating a wave of soldiers!
After judging the distance, the captain immediately handed over the flash he just refreshed and hurried on his way.

The captain wanted to interrupt Nunu with his Q skill before he returned to the city.

However, the captain who had no shoes was still a step behind.

As soon as he reached the top lane, Nunu disappeared from his field of vision.

Hey, blood loss.

Looking at the cannon + three long-range soldiers, the captain suddenly felt that it was not too bad.

I wasted a wave of soldiers and a flash to support the little brother Manzi. Although I didn't support him, but eating his 0.7 wave of soldiers is not too much, right?

Thinking of this.

The captain threw a gunpowder barrel into the blue side's back row of long-range troops.

Then prepare to step forward and take a knife each.

However, he did not do so.

Because, he saw a real eye beside the grass!
A four times, you will never miss a knife and you can get the real eye of 30 gold coins!
ecstasy! !
The captain didn't give up on playing small soldiers, and walked towards the very alluring real eye.

However, his speed is getting slower and slower.

what happened?

Could it be that God didn't let me eat this real eye that should belong to the big brother Manzi?

The captain couldn't figure it out.

Hey, well, don't eat if you don't eat.

The captain aimed his gun at the powder kegs in the blue side's long-range army pile.

A bullet was fired from his pistol.

The long-range soldiers in the blue side's back row only have about 1/3 of their HP left.

Just when the captain was about to detonate another gunpowder barrel to make a fortune.

A purple "798" emerges from the middle of his body.

Immediately afterwards, the captain collapsed and the screen turned gray.

In the canyon, the prompt "The most unbecoming post-00s are close to going berserk" also popped up.

Did Nunu kill herself?
But hasn't he already returned to the city?

Why is it still in the grass.

A big question mark rose from the captain's mind.

Of course, Nunu's controller, Zhang Zijing, would not tell him the answer.

Tell him the answer, and Zhang Zijing will not be able to continue making "Accessory Murder" in this game.

……

"The AP bonus of Snowman's big move is really high. This hit directly hit the captain by [-] points of blood."

"Blood Bar Disappearance Technique!!!"

"Ma De, I really thought that accessories could kill people. It turned out to be "Atomic Bomb in Grass"! Old man Wolong, it's really abominable to deceive my feelings."

"The captain is really badass. If you are slowed down, you should think that Nunu is in the grass and don't run back."

"Hehe, upstairs, you probably don't know about the canyon suppurative pool and the Silver Emperor?"

"Captain actor?"

"I don't know if it's an actor or not. Anyway, the captain is really miserable. He didn't get any pawns in the middle lane, and he didn't get any pawns when he ran to the top lane. Bounty Barbarian Battlefield】The up master has a fight."

[I'm Wolong] In the live broadcast room, almost all the viewers who were lucky enough to witness the whole process of "Ornament Murder" sent bullet screens to convey their views.

Zhang Zijing smiled and said, "I saw in the barrage that someone seemed to be dissatisfied with "The Ornament Murder Case" and said it was an atomic bomb in the grass?"

"It is true that the 1.0 version of the jewelry murder case is a bit like "The Atomic Bomb in the Grass", but who am I?"

"I am the Emperor of Silver, Wolong, the founder of the Alliance Million Show Routine, "Accessory Murder Case" not only has 1.0 but also 2.0, 3.0 and even 5.0."

"Don't you believe me, after I make a few more cases against the barbarian, I will show you the 2.0 version of jewelry killing!"

What Wolong said made the audience call "good guy"!
The 1.0 version of "Accessory Murder" is more than enough to deal with players in the canyon suppurative pool.

Wolong still has 2.0, 3.0... 5.0, what's so amazing?

If the success rate of version 1.0 is 50%, then starting from 5.0 is not so high.

For a while, the audience's curiosity soared, and they asked what the upgraded version of "Ornament Murder Case" looked like.

How could Zhang Zijing tell them.

Just replied, "Look hard, learn hard", and the controller Snowman Knight continued to go online to brutalize barbarians.

……

At 10:06 game time, Barbarian got the first head.

Of course, he took it based on his strength.

Because he was only worth 22 gold coins after he died n times, Nunu missed a cannon when killing him, which made Zhang Zijing yell at a huge loss.

He could only command Qi Qiqi's bull head to send a wave of warmth.

Let the barbarians who have been squeezed dry become fat and strong again.

At 10:16 in the game time, the blood bar disappeared out of nowhere when Manzi cut the real eye in front of the first bush on the road.

Afterwards, he found out that Nunu was hiding in the grass and opened his mouth.

At 11:58 in the game time, after confirming Nunu's return to the city with his own eyes, the barbarian chopped off the real eye that can provide 30 gold coins again, but was killed by Nunu inexplicably.

Looking at Nunu crouching in the grass on the gray and white screen, he fell into deep thought.

Then, "?" was typed on the public screen.

On the other hand, Nunu replied, "What's going on, why did I suddenly get a head? Can real eyes kill people?" in response.

At 12:59, Manzi died again while cutting off the real eye.

After going online again, he directly gave up and continued to cut the real eyes, and made up troops in a safe and steady manner.

The sudden and violent death did not happen to him again.

Zhang Zijing saw that Manzi's real eyes had already worked on Manzi, so he had no choice but to go home to replenish his equipment, and then called 777 to go to the middle road together.

Yes, "Accessory Murder Case 2.0" is about to be staged.

……

In the middle of the road, a moolista was standing on the fence beside the river and kept ringing the bell.

And in the grass of the river is Nunu with 321 spell power squatting.

After a long wait, a weapon master passing by and obsessed with the square jungler was finally attracted by the melodious bell.

so wonderful~
It's so wonderful that the weapon directly lifts the lantern pole and jumps on the bull's head to hammer wildly.

The bull's head, which was only level 8, lost its blood.

And the weapon is very happy.

After killing the bull head and getting 300 yuan, he can go home and make Piamat + wild knife.

At that point, the square jungler can be fully deployed.

It's delicious to think about.

But, next second.

The screen of the weapon is directly grayed out.

The purple number "1103" popped out of him.

"Accessory Murder 2.0" is completed.

"Brothers, do you regret not buying this skin of the bull head?"

"Regret? It doesn't matter."

"Because I'm going to perform Jewelry Murder 3.0 next, it doesn't matter if I don't need a bull's head, and it's very stable"

(End of this chapter)