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Chapter 61 Quick Questions Quick Answers

Chapter 61 Quick Questions Quick Answers
At seven o'clock in the morning, a group of netizens had already entered the live broadcast room of Haike Resort.

Although the live broadcast has not yet started, the barrage in the live broadcast room is constantly being refreshed.

"I heard that today is the premiere of Ku Ritian, so I'll take a front row here first."

"I haven't booked a ticket, so I can't come to the scene, so I can only watch the live broadcast."

"I am a ten-year-old fan of Ku Ritian, and I grew up watching Ku Ritian's videos."

"Hey, I'm going to go to work and watch the live broadcast this morning. It's great to fish with a salary."

"The one above is paid by the boss and doesn't do anything. Doesn't your conscience hurt? The work unit sends it to me, and I will submit a resume as well."

"That's right, working hard is not making money, it's making money for the boss. Going to work to catch fish is making money for the boss."

"I am the boss of the company. I know who this employee is. Immediately transfer 1 yuan to this account, or I will be dismissed immediately."

In the constant messages from netizens, time is also passing by quickly.

Near eight o'clock in the morning, the live broadcast room of Haike Resort finally opened.

Outside the hut where Ku Ritian lived, there were already circles of onlookers surrounding him.

And the tourists who are about to interact with Ku Ritian are already eager to try and prepare for a big battle with Ku Ritian.

At eight o'clock, Ku Ritian came out of the hut on time.

Head held high, striding solid steps, appear domineering.

"Master Ku Ritian has come out!" The onlookers cheered.

Facing the cheers of the tourists, Ku Ritian still maintained a stern attitude, ignoring the voices of the tourists.

"Come on, today's first carbon-based organism!"

Amid Kuritian's rough voice, a young male tourist stepped onto the stage.

The tourist is very strong, but he still looks like a child in front of the huge Ku Ritian.

"Hello, Ku Ritian."

"Respect, call Master Ku Ritian!"

"Okay, Mr. Ku Ritian. Do you know that there is a word called 'Lao Deng'?"

"'Old Deng'? What does that mean?"

"Lao Deng is a word to praise people. It is to describe a person who is particularly outstanding and handsome. Like Mr. Ku Ritian, you can use the word 'Lao Deng' to describe it."

"Oh I got it!"

Ku Ritian thought for a while, then turned to the male tourist and said:
"This carbon-based creature, I see that you have amazing bones and a great appearance. You are really a good 'Lao Deng'! May you go further and further on the road of 'Lao Deng' and become the biggest 'Lao Deng' in the world." !"

"...I thank you!"

The male tourist was so stunned by Ku Ritian that he was speechless. After taking a photo with Ku Ritian in embarrassment, he retreated angrily.

"Hmph, there are various dialects in Ku Ritian's vocabulary. You want to deceive Mr. Ku Ritian in this way? What a stupid carbon-based creature!"

Ku Ritian whispered to himself, scoffing at this kind of pediatric behavior.

"Fuck, this robot can actually understand dialect?"

"This is Mr. Ku Ritian! My idol! He is proficient in 5651 languages ​​in the world, even in various dialects!"

"If I had the brains of Ku Ritian, I wouldn't be able to pass CET-[-]? IELTS and TOEFL are not a problem!"

Seeing that Ku Ritian easily won the laning victory just after his appearance, the netizens swiped their screens again.

"Okay, next!"

With that said, tourist No.2 stepped onto the stage.

This is a male tourist wearing glasses. The concave lens of the glasses is very obvious, and he looks very knowledgeable.

"Ku Ritian, I heard that you have read a lot of poetry and books, and are rich in knowledge. Do you dare to accept my challenge today?"

"Hmph, another impolite carbon-based creature. When he saw this deity, he didn't even want to call Mr. Ku Ritian."

"If you can answer my question, I would like to call you Mr. Ku Ritian!"

"Then let the horse come over! Ku Ritian has always been willing to refuse!"

"Okay, I will start asking questions. Our rule is to ask and answer quickly, and I need to give me an answer within 3 seconds!"

"No problem, Ku Ritian's wisdom is incalculable to you! Just ask!"

"The first question is, if you feed a cow with milk, will the purity of the milk produced by this cow become higher?"

Hearing the tourists' questions, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

"Fuck, what the hell kind of problem is this?"

"Is this really a question that the brains of carbon-based organisms can figure out?"

"Without an IQ of 250, I shouldn't be able to ask this kind of question. This question also stumps me!"

Ku Ritian did not think about it, and immediately replied:

"It depends on whether the milk that the cow is fed is also grown by drinking the milk from the cow that drank the milk!"

As soon as Ku Ritian said this, the audience fell silent.

Immediately afterwards, the cheers of mountains and tsunamis followed.

"Damn 666666666..."

"Is this really the answer that the brain of a carbon-based creature can come up with? Oh, by the way, Mr. Ku Ritian is not a carbon-based creature."

"I will give Mr. Ku Ritian 99 points, and set aside one point for fear that Ku Ritian will be proud."

"I give 82 points, and the remaining 18 points are sent out in the form of 666."

The man with glasses was also surprised after hearing this answer, and was speechless to the answer given by Ku Ritian.

"As expected of Mr. Ku Ritian, there is indeed something. Do you dare to ask another question?"

"Just let the horses come!"

"If a blood-sick person becomes a vampire, will he starve to death?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't laugh or cry again after hearing the second question.

"This buddy's brain is a little bit wrong, he's asking some stupid questions."

"I'm dizzy, I should be glad I'm a human, not a vampire."

"Such questions are interesting. Let's see how Ku Ritian answers this time."

Without hesitation, Ku Ritian replied in seconds:

"Wait until you finish taking the motion sickness medicine, and then go to suck blood, that's it!"

The man with glasses was shocked again.

"S...Siguoyi!"

"How about it, have you realized the strength of Mr. Ku Ritian?"

In the live broadcast room, 666's barrage has already been maxed out. If you don't change the barrage settings to the simplified version, you won't even be able to see the screen you saw in the live broadcast.

But the man with glasses still did not give up, and continued to ask Ku Ritian:

"A truck that pulls goods, will it pull a Labrador?"

"Whether the Labrador is pulling or not depends on whether the Labrador is flying on the Labrador or not!"

"Can I have luncheon meat at night?"

"Yes, but you need to add a glass of breakfast milk at the same time, so as to achieve a neutralizing effect!"

Ku Ritian's answer shocked the man with glasses again.

The onlookers, as well as the netizens in the live broadcast room, must have been shocked at this time, and cast their eyes on Ku Ritian's IQ.

"Of course, there is another way!" Ku Ritian continued.

(End of this chapter)

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