Chapter 1 Xu Damao Awakened
sleepy!

At one o'clock in the morning, when Duoduo was awakened by his mobile phone, the work WeChat group was flickering non-stop.

The head portrait of the leader is flashing, and the characters on the screen are jumping.

Duoduo picked up his mobile phone, and seeing these messages like the king of hell's debt urging, countless negative emotions rushed into his heart, and finally one of them couldn't hold back, picked up his Xiaomi mobile phone, and smashed it to the ground.

[Resentment value: 1100]

【Congratulations!You have broken through the limit of human resentment, so you have awakened the devil's life-giving system, and this is the moment to change your destiny.Now, in three seconds, make a wish! 3 2 1]

A star flashed in the sky and was falling rapidly towards the ground following the timing numbers.

The system finally took care of me!Duo Duo had no time to think about it, closed his eyes, and loudly made the wish buried deep in his heart to the stars.

"I hope that I can own a big courtyard with three entrances and three exits within the second ring road of the imperial capital, and become the son-in-law of the richest boss in the imperial capital, surrounded by people who love me, and who I love people!"

[Your wish has been fulfilled!Please open your eyes at dawn! 】

When Xu Damao saw the world again, he couldn't help being happy.

The tall main room, the red-painted side rooms, the wide courtyard, the blue glazed tiles, and seven little beasts squatting on the corners of the eaves!

Seven!This was definitely the palace of princes and generals in the past!

I am the son-in-law of the richest man in the imperial capital, so could I be Heshen's son, Fengshen Yinde, married to the imperial capital's savage Da Sammi-Princess Heshuo!

Although looking carefully, these few houses are a bit dilapidated, and most likely fell into disrepair, but wouldn't the Forbidden City be like this if it wasn't renovated?

Hey, the skinny camel in the Princess Mansion is not put on airs, and a simple shake of the hand is enough to last for several lifetimes!
Duoduo was having fun when he suddenly heard a crisp bicycle bell ringing outside the courtyard.

Hehe, co-authoring is not the Qing Dynasty now,

The Republic of China is better, then we are a family of gold fans, Chen Kun is possessed, free love, and the person to talk about is either Dong Jie or Liu Yifei!
Duoduo turned around, only to see a gloomy woman with neck-length short hair, a blue uniform, and a five-pointed hat, pushing a broken bicycle, waving at him!
His body trembled, except for the annoyance and the urge to flee, he didn't even have any obscene thoughts about this young woman.

It feels...as if I'm facing my daughter-in-law...

"Xu Damao, why are you staring blankly! Go to work!"

Duoduo was severely injured and almost passed out.

My name is Xu Damao, and she is Lou Xiaoe.

And this courtyard is obviously, the legendary beast courtyard!
This is a film and television time travel!The neighborhood is full of werewolves and vampires!
Duoduo felt bad all of a sudden, specifically, he wanted to wipe his neck.

System, you liar!

[Lou Xiaoe's father was indeed the richest man in Yanjing, but now he is a public-private partnership]

Many were dumbfounded.

richest man?Is she a broken family?

This courtyard is the former Lou Family Courtyard, which is incomparable.

However, the Lou family building collapsed, and it was handed over to the Housing Management Bureau in five or six years. Now it is a proper public rental housing family home!
The point is, people are not good if the money is gone.

Lou Xiao'e is not half as sweet and caring as Miss Misfortune. She is neither a sweet wife nor a sweet pet. She usually beats and scolds me, but she even cheats on me in the end!

This script is called: Through the courtyard, I became the worst son-in-law in history.

[Receive your own resentment value +1400]

Congratulations, you broke the human resentment value limit record again!
[Devil King's life-saving system starts! 】

[Every time someone has 1000 resentment because of you, or you have 1000 resentment yourself, you can get 10 yuan, and at the same time reduce your lifespan by 1 day]

【You are 35 years old, your normal life expectancy is 55 years, please take care】

Uh, no matter you are mad at someone or you are mad at others, you can get RMB!

Xu Damao touched his pocket, and found that he was surrounded by beasts just now, which generated 1400 resentments, and there was really 14 more RMB in his pocket.

Does this work too?
But he suddenly thought that his life span was also reduced by 1.4 days!

This system is so f*ckingly confusing, it looks a bit like "The King, Spare Your Life"!

However, Lu Shu is just earning experience points and insisting on eating star fruits, but I want to exchange my life for money, okay?
It's just such a small amount of money, and I haven't enjoyed two years of blessings. The money has not been spent, and people leave. It's not worth it!

It doesn't matter, what money is not in exchange for life!

I, Xu Damao, only earn 37.5 yuan a month, which is more than 1 yuan a day on average. In this system, my life can be worth 10 yuan a day!

According to the current prices, my grievances are worth the money.

But if the average salary was 80 yuan in the 300s, my system would not lose or make money.

Later, the money depreciated even more, so I would lose a lot.

If you go deeper, this year is 1965, and if you live another 55 years, you will only live in 2020. I won't live until the year I travel through, and I can't even watch the animation update of Douluo Dalu!
Alright, I'll live a happy life first, and die when I'm too addicted!
It happened that the second uncle poked his head out from the courtyard.

"Second uncle, I have something to report to you. Your son Liu Guangtian was born to the second aunt and Yan Fugui, do you know?"

"Xu Damao! You son of a bitch! You must be sick!" Liu Haizhong almost had a heart attack, turned around and went home.

[Resentment in Liu Haizhong 400, Xu Damao's resentment 100]

I also received a scolding, because of my physiological reaction, I grew resentful.

A total of 500 grievances, Xu Damao touched it, and sure enough there was another 5 yuan in his pocket!

That's right, the emotional subsidy is paid out in time, first go to the restaurant to have a big meal, and then talk, and then come back and continue to scold.

【Host, you will be the enemy of the whole world, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?】

[Considering the psychological state of the host, it is now stipulated that anyone who satisfies the wishes of others can accumulate love points, and every point of love points will increase your lifespan by 1 day]

ah?Still have this function?
[The minimum income that can be generated by the loss of lifespan of the host will also be calculated according to the daily wages issued by the Statistics Bureau]

Um?With such a bastard system, I'm afraid I'll just die!

No matter what, I suddenly had 19 yuan more in my pocket, which feels pretty good, half a month's salary less.

"Uncle Xu!" Bang Geng ran into the yard with Xiao Dang and Huai Hua.

Banggen, Xiaodang, and Huaihua are three brothers and sisters, all children of widow Qin Huairu. Life at home is very difficult, so they usually use the lunch box of He Yuzhu, a bachelor, as their source of food.

The system says that fulfilling other people's wishes can increase lifespan, so I'll try these three little white-eyed wolves!
"Stick! Come here, Uncle asks you, do you want to eat adzuki bean popsicles?"

"Think!" Brother and sister BangGong replied in unison.

"Uncle has 3 cents here, you can buy 3 popsicles with it!"

Bang Geng never thought that Xu Damao would be so kind-hearted, thanked him excitedly, and ran out.

[Invite the stick terrier brothers and sisters to eat popsicles, love value +3! 】

I'll go, the system takes care of me too much, this business is sure to make a profit!Now, instead, he has earned an extra day of life.

Xu Damao went to work and started to ride on the road.

I live in the city, and the rolling mill is far away in SJS. I ran through seven or eight red lights along the way, and still rode for an hour and a half to reach the gate of the factory. The script of this courtyard house is too muddled!

Xu Damao, 35 this year, is a film projectionist in a steel rolling mill and belongs to the Propaganda Department. At that time, he was considered a cadre in terms of size, and his status was not low.

However, looking at the people around me, everyone has been promoted to a deputy department, their salary has been raised, and they have been transferred to other departments to show their prestige. They have only been in the factory for more than ten years, and they are also popular with the factory leaders, but they are still a The most ordinary clerk is inevitably unbalanced.

This is not because of marrying Lou Xiao'e.

After investigating Xu Damao's old memories, he found that when he married Lou Xiao'e, he wanted her family to be rich, and the Lou family also wanted her to be a good-looking talent, with a strong root.

Unexpectedly, it was only after entering the Lou family that Mr. Lou had married one regular wife and two wives all his life. He had three sons and three daughters, and Lou Xiao'e was the youngest.

Mr. Lou used to be the richest man in Yanjing, but he was very traditional.

After Lou's family handed over, he announced that according to the policy, the courtyard house he kept for himself, plus all deposits, property, antiques, and mahogany furniture, would be shared equally among his three sons.

Of course, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. When Lou Xiao'e married, she still brought a lot of old lady Lou's gold and silver jewelry as dowry. The pineapple furniture at home also brought a few pieces, each of which could amaze the neighbors in the courtyard. .

But Xu Damao regrets it very much now, the money has not been dropped, but the promotion is insulated from him.Every time Lou Xiao'e was censored, Lou Xiao'e's family background tied him firmly to the position of film projectionist, and he couldn't move a single step until Lou's family members fled collectively.

But now it is different, since my soul, Xu Damao, is reborn, I will never repeat the original script!
(End of this chapter)

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