Love Saint: I have a love simulator

Chapter 92 Show until the scalp is numb

"Why don't you come by car?"

On the street, Wang Jianbin, who had been waiting patiently, saw his buddy Chen Xing approaching from the side, and couldn't help being furious.

During the May Day holiday, Chen Xing, who had just traveled, was supposed to stay at home with his mother, and manage the book about his son-in-law. Unexpectedly, he called him early in the morning and said that he would introduce a girlfriend to him.

Although he really had no idea, Chen Xing reluctantly went to the meeting due to the friendship between his buddies for many years.

Also because of this, he didn't have much affection for the other party, and he didn't get used to it: "The distance of a few steps is unnecessary."

Seeing Chen Xing's indifferent attitude, Wang Jianbin only felt angrier: "There's no need for your sister, you don't fucking know, or are you pretending to be confused with me?"

Although Chen Xing was very indifferent to Wang Jianbin, he didn't want him to go berserk: "What's wrong with me?"

"Fuck, didn't I tell you to introduce you to a girlfriend?"

"I know."

Facing Chen Xing's serious and righteous self-confidence, Wang Jianbin, who almost vomited blood for three liters, rubbed his chest, "Since this is the case, don't you have to show off your own advantages in all aspects? At worst, you should also dress yourself up well? It's so approachable... It's OK to have a fight with me, but the girls, and knowingly introduced them to each other... Aren't you making trouble?"

Chen Xing moved a little distance away from the other party, and wiped away the saliva splashed by him: "I didn't think so much."

"I'm convinced of you. I finally understand why you've been on blind dates all the time." Wang Jianbin said with a stern look on his face, "Go buy me a drink. My blood pressure has soared, and I can't handle it."

...Are you so good at acting?Haven't found any flaws yet?Chen Xing slandered in his heart, and said directly: "Drink a fart, as a doctor in the hospital, don't you know that you should drink less colored water like beverages?"

"Who stipulated that doctors can't drink drinks? These days, the monks in the temple are all kinds of bells and whistles, and I'm a coolie in the hospital... well, I'll buy it myself."

Wang Jianbin, who found out that he was completely different, walked towards the small shop next to him after speaking.

Then, he stopped and turned around and asked, "Do you want it?"

"Red Bull, thank you." Chen Xing said very politely, the corner of the other party's mouth twitched as soon as he finished speaking: "When did you become so refined?"

"It didn't take long, just when you just sprayed me."

"..."

There is one thing to say, Wang Jianbin deserves to be a successful person who married early and gave birth to two daughters.

When he bought a drink, he didn't just care about drinking it for himself, but also called his wife to ask if they wanted it.

"...What kind of eyes do you have?" Wang Jianbin handed the ice red bull to Chen Xing, a little unbearable.

"No, I just think that you are so kind today, is there something deceitful inside?"

"What can you lie to? You stay at home and write novels every day, and you almost have no friends to do it."

Chen Xing, who pulled the cover casually, snorted: "It seems that if I don't stay at home to write novels, you can come out to play with me every day. I don't know who it is. I called it out for a while, and my wife called me soon." Urged to go back."

"When did your mouth become so poisonous? It's not like you don't know that my family doesn't get along with my parents. If you don't go back and take care of your baby, they might be able to do it. Do you think it's easy to sandwich biscuits?" Wang Jianbin said, Impressively, he poured the drink down his throat like beer.

Although he felt sorry for him, Chen Xing didn't sympathize with him at all: "Have you ever thought of a solution?"

"Boss, you put it bluntly. Do you think your family is as rich? My monthly salary is so low. The house belongs to my parents, and the car is also bought by my parents... With my ability, I can marry Having a wife is pretty good."

Perhaps it was because Wang Jianbin was like Ming Jing in his heart, and he was revived in an instant when he was aggrieved just now.

Chen Xing couldn't help being amused, and he said: "Look at what you said, you are a little shorter and poorer, but you don't want to be too ambitious, you are also handsome, and you are a leader in the world of life. , I don’t have a girlfriend yet, your daughter already has two.”

Wang Jianbin stared at Chen Xing in a daze: "By the way, have you been stimulated by a blind date? Or have you been writing novels, so frustrated that you doubt your life?"

"Jianbin."

At this moment, a corresponding cry came, and immediately after, two young women appeared directly in front of Chen Xing and the others.

They are none other than Wang Jianbin's wife, Yi Xiaolan, and a friend she met at work—Kuang Xiao.

Before they stood still, that is, the first moment Wang Jianbin saw them, he secretly handed the bag containing the other two bottles of drinks to Chen Xing from behind.

As for himself, when Chen Xing was stunned and took it, he licked a smiling face and approached Yi Xiaolan obsequiously: "Honey, why are you here?"

"Don't you look at how long we've been waiting for you." Yi Xiaolan said unhappily: "See girls, are there any people who dawdle like you?"

"It's all my fault. I was driving the car, but I had a brain twitch and walked over here." Chen Xing also lived up to his good brother's kindness. While talking, he took out the drink bought by the other party.

Wang Jianbin didn't wait for Chen Xing to distribute it to the second daughter, and took a bottle directly: "The sour plum soup belongs to my wife."

He lightly pinched the bottle cap, handed it over to Yi Xiaolan casually: "Honey, here it is."

"Thank you, husband." Yi Xiaolan's displeased face bloomed like a flower, she took a sip, and handed the drink to Wang Jianbin: "Husband, do you want it?"

"How can you not want what my wife gave you?" Wang Jianbin said righteously.

Then, he fed the other party and said sincerely: "Well, it's so sweet."

Chen Xing was watching from the side and got goosebumps all over the ground.

But Kuang Xiao, who came with Yi Xiaolan, couldn't bear it at all: "I said you are the reincarnation of a showman, right? Why don't you just have a drink... As for it?"

"Ah, you are here, I'm sorry." Wang Jianbin scratched the back of his head, pretending to say: "If that's the case, then I won't bother you."

As soon as the words fell, he put his arms on his wife's shoulders affectionately, without saying hello, and led people away naturally and unrestrainedly, leaving Kuang Xiao who was standing next to him and looking at passers-by in complete silence.

As for Chen Xing?Because they are buddies who grew up together, it's no surprise.

"It's really a society!" A passer-by couldn't help but exclaim.

"Simply Xiu'er." Another passer-by followed suit, seeming to sigh incomparably.

Facing the applause from passers-by, Chen Xing took the opportunity to pass Kuang Xiao's drink: "Your milk tea."

Kuang Xiao reached out and took it gracefully: "Thank you."

"My name is Chen Xing, the Chen of Chen vinegar, the star of the stars in the sky in the night sky."

After Chen Xing finished his self-introduction, a passer-by immediately said, "Well, it's so sour, it really is... old vinegar."

After the passer-by finished speaking, he stuck out his tongue very irresponsibly and ran away.

Kuang Xiao just felt embarrassed: "Tell me, is it because of the May Day holiday? Why is everyone so active!"

(End of this chapter)