Chapter 12 Old Thief, You Are Weak
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The morning dew falls from the leaves, the rainbow hangs on the bare branches, and the yellow leaves deposit and melt on the heels of the big trees, bringing hope for the future.

The sky after the rain was no longer gloomy as last night, but was shone with soft light.

Kacha~
Jiang Yue rushed to rescue the "trapped girl" Shen Ling without washing her face or putting on makeup early in the morning.

As a result, I was dumbfounded when I opened the backstage room.

A couple of dogs and men were lying on a bed with smiles on their faces, but the quilt was missing, and the springtime suddenly appeared.

Among them, Jiang Li's hands and feet are very honest, with his hands clasped around his chest, a big man who weighs 140 pounds even shrinks a bit.

But Shen Ling's sleeping posture was not so "lady".

A slender leg pressed against Jiang Li's body, an arm rested on his chest, and a hand even reached into his clothes to rest on his abdominal muscles.

The smile on the corner of his mouth was actually a little wretched.

He also said that because the rehearsal program was too late, he was accidentally trapped in the backstage room of the lecture hall with his juniors.

Fortunately, she told her to protect herself last night, but she didn't reply to the message for no reason, which made her worry that she would not fall asleep until midnight.

In the end, judging by this posture, the one who suffers seems to be the junior...

If she wasn't still wearing clothes, she would have suspected that the two of them had done what they should have done.

"Oh~ Yue'er, what time is it?"

A murmur from Shen Lingchu woke up, even Jiang Li was woken up.

The two stared at each other in a daze for a few seconds, and suddenly realized the current situation.

Seeing the little hand that the senior was putting on his abdomen that was ready to move, Jiang Li turned over and got off the bed, stood up, and stood on the side of the bed in an orderly manner.

This made Jiang Yue look at her best friend even more strangely, as if she was looking at a crumb in the world.

Sister Ling, what have you done to your junior?
"Ha ha……"

Shen Ling withdrew that hand pretending to be calm, and smiled awkwardly at her best friend.

Xiaoyue's eyes seemed to destroy my humanity...

By the way, why am I in that sleeping position!
No, it must be the junior who took advantage of me when I was not prepared at night. It is impossible for me, a lady, to make such a slutty gesture.

"Cough, I'm sorry senior, I just offended you."

The two of them have been together for a long time, and they have an inexplicable sense of tacit understanding.

Without waiting for the senior sister to remind, Jiang Li took the initiative to take the responsibility and rescued her.

Shen Ling gave Jiang Yue an appreciative look, then nodded slightly to Jiang Yue.

Look, he did it all, it has nothing to do with me.

The corner of Jiang Yue's mouth twitched. Sister Ling must have a problem with this elementary school boy, and the problem is not small.

She would not show such a childish appearance in front of outsiders.

"Stop making trouble, Sister Ling, there is still class in the morning! I ran to rescue you without washing or putting on makeup on my face, but you are here enjoying the gentleness of a handsome junior."

Jiang Yue's face was flushed red by Jiang Yue's jokes, and she hurriedly arranged her clothes and pulled Jiang Yue to leave.

"Oh, don't talk about Yue'er, I'm gone, now I still have time to wash up and put on makeup when I go back, junior, remember to lock the door."

Only Jiang Li who smiled helplessly was left in the room.

…………

"Master Tomb, you haven't updated for half a month! Your fans are lighting wax and sweeping graves in the comments section of your works every day! Are you going to degenerate from weekly updates to monthly updates?!"

"Hey, haven't you been busy lately? I'm really not in the mood to update that "My Sister Next Door". I will definitely next time, I will definitely next time. I promise you that I will write a fairy tale next time."

While walking on the campus trail, Jiang Li called the editor to bargain.

"Huh? Do you already have an idea for the new book? That's great, or just double-open! Da Mu, you will definitely be able to write flowers when you write fairy tales."

The ear-piercing sound of a chair came from the phone, apparently Jiang Li's words directly made the editor stand up.

Two years ago, a book with a peculiar style appeared on the Qidian Chinese website, and instantly became the biggest dark horse. The book "Epitaph" became a god, thus creating the genre of "Xianxia".

Directly replacing the martial arts module, together with fantasy and light novels, it has become the three most popular sections of Qidian.com.

The settings in the "Epitaph" work have been used by countless people, and the plots in the work have been imitated by countless people.

But his second novel was of the fantasy genre, which surprised and puzzled countless people.

But the "epitaph" is still "the epitaph", even if the monster who opened the mountain does not open the mountain, he is still a great god.

The stalks he threw out in his second fantasy novel were imitated, and the innovative plots made people feel addicted.

He has been imitated, never surpassed.

"Ahaha, yes, yes, I already have an idea, I will definitely go next time, I will go to eat first, and Yixin will contact you if you need anything."

Jiang Li made a haha ​​with a guilty conscience, and used the skill "Food escape".

What a joke, he's been busy making music these days, so he doesn't have time to think about opening a new book. Being able to do monthly updates is considered his professional ethics.

It can only be solved by "dragging the word".

But my skill in drawing big cakes has not regressed at all.

ding dong~
[Zero Boss]: How is your junior doing recently?Brother, I have heard about your legendary experience in my third year of junior high school. Hehehe, are there many juniors and juniors watching you downstairs every day? .

Opening the chat interface, Jiang Li laughed angrily.

[Short Talented Learning]: Yo Yo Yo, look who this is, a missing person?What tornado brought you here?

This guy hasn't been online for a week, and he hasn't responded to text messages. He thought he was cut in the waist.

[Zero Boss]: Oh, don't be so bitter and hateful. Isn't this being pulled into free labor by the counselor? Think about happy things, such as the pork knuckle I owe you.

【Short of talent and low learning】:...You#¥%%*
The more Jiang Li thought about it, the angrier he became. No one has ever dared to default on a cook's pork knuckle. This guy is simply daring.

[Boss Zero]: Cough, by the way, junior, how are you getting along with Shen Ling?She is the flower of Gaoling in our junior year, you should seize this rare opportunity!

Boss Zero, you changed the subject too bluntly and perfunctorily!

[Short Talented and Less Learned]: Hmph, you don't need to say, senior sister has replaced your position in my heart now, I don't need you anymore!
Isn't a soft and fragrant senior sister much better than a rough guy like you who doesn't pay back his debts?

But on the other side of the phone, these words directly made Shen Ling's mood very complicated, what is this?
Empathy?Start chaotic and end up abandoning?I backstab myself?

Sure enough, after much deliberation, it was all the fault of Junior Brother Xiao.

[Zero Boss]: So, love will disappear, right? (Erkang reaches out.jpg)

She, Shen Ling, can bear the humiliation of her crotch, and she can still play the role of a mature senior in this embarrassment.

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, but the vest cannot be dropped!If you lose your vest, you will live on another planet.

[Short Talented and Less Learned]: Hehe, I decided not to talk to you for half a month, unless I pay back the pork knuckle I owed to me.

After typing this sentence, Jiang Li didn't continue the chat, and let the guy who offended him fend for himself.

He opened the author's assistant, thought about it, and finally uploaded and updated all the remaining four chapters, and wrote "Writer's Words" at the end:
"Congratulations, gentlemen, today's big news, and the second child of the author's Qijiu's family is full moon, please take a leave of absence."

Dick dick~
Before he turned off the background, many people came to comment.

"Number one! Also, the tomb thief is still weak."

"Little birthday, the tomb thief has cheated on his corpse!"

"Old thief, we have to change the reason for your perfunctory. The second son of your seventh uncle's family passed the full moon last month!"

"Don't make a fuss about the newcomers, this is the basic operation of old thieves, just wait for the blade to be sent honestly."

"I want to tell my son, if the old thief finishes after I die, he must go to the grave and burn it for me, and don't forget to tell Nai Weng when I finish!"

What's going on? What's going on?Are you living in my comment section?

And how dare you rebels be so presumptuous?This is the fourth watch!Four more!No matter what, we should praise our hard work, right?

(End of this chapter)

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