Apprentice Crit Strike Return: It’s up to you to revitalize the Daomen

Chapter 37
"I come!"

One person took the three sticks of incense from Jiang Xiaoliu, went to kneel on the futon, and said silently in his heart: "The one at home always dislikes me, I want to slow down, take longer, at least more than 100 seconds."

He kowtowed his head and waved his hands chicly: "It's your turn."

Paparazzi Wang and the others quickly finished offering incense and met in the compound.

"Today I need the Taoist priest. I heard that Qingyun Temple is very effective. It almost responds to every request. I don't know if it is true or not."

"With enough merit, theoretically any wish can come true."

"Kindness? What is merit? The Taoist's words are a bit like Tai Chi."

The cameras behind him were all aimed at Jiang Xiaoliu, just waiting for him to lose his temper.

"Merits and virtues are merits and virtues."

"The merits and virtues are insufficient, and things are contrary to your wishes. Dare to ask Layman Dog, what wish did you make?"

The paparazzi king didn't take it seriously, he laughed and said: "I, what I made is the wish to get rich, I wonder if the God of Wealth can bless me?"

"Ding!"

As soon as Paparazzi Wang finished speaking, a text message alert sounded from his pocket phone.

Jiang Xiaoliu said with a smile: "This is not coming, laymen might as well take a look."

The dubious paparazzi king took out his phone and looked at it, his eyes widened.

It turned out to be information about debiting money from a bank card. Looking at the prompt, it was clear that the wealth management fund I had invested had lost money.

The paparazzi king was furious, pointing at Jiang Xiaoliu and said, "You, you, you, didn't you say Ling? Why did my wealth management fund lose money?"

"Dog Layman, Pindao said that if the merits are not enough, things will go against your wishes. This is what you ask for."

"You're talking nonsense, you're full of crazy words, you fake Taoist is using feudal superstition to confuse people, selling incense at exorbitant prices, and tricking us into responding to our requests. I want to expose you, report you, and make you punished with justice."

"Ding!"

Another stock app tip.

Paparazzi Wang suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart, and opened the stock app with a slight trembling.

"Green, green, green, limit down, your sister!!!"

The paparazzi king is hysterical.

This stock is an insider stock bought at a huge price. It has been soaring all the way, and its daily limit has been reached for two consecutive days. Today is the last day, and it will suddenly drop by the limit tomorrow.

How is it possible, how can it be possible to lose money?
The paparazzi king knows no better than that group of people manipulated such a big game. With such strong financial strength, it is absolutely impossible to stop it in just two days. Someone must be playing tricks.

"Yes, it's you, it's you, it's you again, right? I lost my stock, I lost it, I lost a lot of money, half my life savings are in it, you give it back to me, give it back to me!"

As he said that, the paparazzi king went to beat Jiang Xiaoliu a little bit insane.

Xuan Zhen behind him sneered, grabbed him by the neck and threw it out easily.

"He hit someone, he hit someone, and today he has hurt someone violently!"

A group of younger brothers were not only not afraid, but they were as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood. All the camera equipment was divided in an orderly manner to turn Jiang Xiaoliu and Xuanzhen, as well as the paparazzi king who fell to the ground and howled in pain.

It's not that he hurts from falling, but he loves money, half his life savings, countless days and nights, secretly photographing the privacy of many celebrities, avoiding many beatings, and hard work, just waiting for the last daily limit today, he Immediately became a master, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of life.

It's over now, it's all over, not even a hair is left.

"Ring ring ring, ring ring ring!"

He was concentrating on photographing a paparazzi in Jiang Xiaoliu when his cell phone rang suddenly.

He was so annoyed that he took it out and saw that the caller ID was law enforcement?
"Hey, who is it?"

"Hello, we are the Law Enforcement Bureau of Luoyi City. The content you posted on several platforms involves illegal information, which is of an extremely bad nature. Now you are summoned verbally. Please come before 15:[-] today."

"I...how do I...Hello? Hang up???"

The paparazzi couldn't care less about taking pictures of Jiang Xiaoliu anymore, and hurriedly took out his phone and opened a writing software to look at it. Sure enough, the whole book was banned, and he received several system warnings and punishment reminders.

He didn't believe in evil, and opened another writing platform, sure enough.

Contributions to five or six platforms in succession were all banned.

I didn't see any of them, when did this happen?

And why did I break the rules?

"Ring ring ring, ring ring ring!"

This guy was still talking to himself in a daze, and the cell phone of a paparazzi next to him also rang.

"Hello, we are the No. [-] Hospital of Luoyi City. Your examination report has come out. It's late-stage spread. Hurry up and be hospitalized."

"..."

"Didn't I just cut out an appendix?"

"How did it spread?"

"It's still late? What do you mean? Are you going to hang up?"

"Mom, I don't want to die, I don't want to die."

The paparazzi cried heart-piercingly, and ran out of the Taoist temple staggeringly.

"Ring ring ring, ring ring ring!"

The phone rang again, and everyone became restless. This time it was the person from the Empress Hall who answered the phone.

"Hey, is that you, dear? I'm Baoyazhen, I've got good news for you, double ring, both, are you surprised or not? Let's go get a marriage certificate."

The man immediately went limp and babbled nonstop.

"It's over, it's over, I'm afraid that Xiaosan is pregnant with three layers of raincoats, why is it double ringing? My brother can't do it with a machine gun? Is it so powerful?"

"What should I do? My father-in-law is the leader of the Ax Gang, am I going to be chopped into pieces and thrown out to feed the dogs!"

A group of people were silent and dumbfounded.

There is a god standing three feet above the head, and he has done a lot of evil. It is not that the time has not come, but now it has been fulfilled, all of it has been fulfilled.

This group of people makes a living by voyeurizing and exposing other people's privacy, and various low-level methods emerge in endlessly, amplifying negative effects and misleading public values.At the same time, in order to create a more sensational effect, the private scandals of individual public figures are hyped up, and spiritual opium and cultural garbage are produced, which affects the benign cultural atmosphere.

Their so-called exposure has long exceeded the bottom line of public opinion supervision. Under the "flow first" thinking mode, it involves the exchange of ulterior interests, which not only seriously pollutes the cyberspace, but also violates the law and discipline.

"Ring ring ring, ring ring ring!"

Another sudden warning bell sounded, and the crowd jumped three feet in place like frightened rabbits, slapping their bodies in a hurry to find something, only to find that the phone ringing this time was a middle-aged man.

The uncle was about to cry in fright, and he muttered in a panic: "Did the woman find out about Xiao Taohong? Or was my private money found out? No, it's my misappropriation of company money that was exposed? Or am I spreading late too? Don’t, don’t, I didn’t do anything bad!!!”

The bell rang again and again, and finally mustered up the courage to answer the phone. It took a long time to hold back a word: "Hello?"

"Hi sir, we are your exclusive mobile game consultants. I would like to invite you to be a trustee in our game and give you 2000 red envelopes every day. What are you waiting for? Quickly click the SMS link to download."

The uncle's mobile phone is very loud, even if the hands-free is not turned on, many people can hear it clearly.

"Nimma, you scared me to death, what did I think it was?"

Everyone let out a sigh of relief, and stared at the uncle complaining, causing everyone to be frightened in vain.

Suddenly, the uncle shivered suddenly, and quickly covered his lower abdomen with his hands, his face was full of exhaustion, doubts and panic, and his whole body was a little limp, and he almost couldn't stand up.

Uncle: "What's the matter? What happened? Why did you become a sage all of a sudden?"

"I made a wish for more than 100 seconds, not a second. I said the world is big, did you hear me wrong?"

Jiang Xiaoliu coughed lightly: "The Taoist holy land, how can it be filthy, get out!"

With a flick of the Taoist robe, a soft magic power wrapped the uncle in the air and threw him out of the Taoist temple.

So far, among all the paparazzi present, only one elder sister's mobile phone has not rang.

Anyone whose phone rang had made a wish just now, and all of them had received retribution, but the eldest sister was left standing there in a daze, at a loss for what to do in the face of everyone's questioning eyes.

"Sister, we agreed to make a wish, we all had accidents, why are you all right?"

"Yeah, big sister, it's not righteous. We work hard, but you are safe and sound?"

"I seriously suspect that you are in the same group as this little Taoist priest."

The last one to speak was the one who made a double ring from the mistress.

Just as he finished speaking, the cell phone in his pocket rang again.

"Are you here? Didn't play?"

"Destroy it, hurry up, I'm tired!"

His whole body was soft on the ground, and somehow his hand touched the fingerprint to unlock, and the phone automatically connected: "Oh, I just checked it again with an acquaintance, and guess what? It's not double beeps, it's three beeps, blah blah , you are too powerful."

Hearing this, he rolled his eyes, and passed out quickly.

Now everyone was completely angry, and vented all their grievances on the elder sister.

All of them looked coldly and scolded the eldest sister loudly, and a group of people who pushed and shoved left the Taoist temple.

Surrounded in the middle, the elder sister suddenly felt that she was not angry, afraid, or confused at all, her face was extremely cold, as if everything in the world didn't matter.

All human emotions, such as the warmth and coldness of human relationships, the glory and wealth, and even the love between children and parents, have all disappeared.

The eldest sister suddenly felt that even if the sky collapsed and the earth fell at this moment, aliens invaded and Godzilla came ashore. . .

There will be no waves in her heart.

That is to say, from now on, there will be no desires, no demands, no worries, no fears, and no restraints.

It sounds like he has reached the path of forgetting love that monks dream of.

But she is an ordinary mortal.

Losing all pursuits and desires, living in the world is like a walking dead.

Looking at the sick wife indifferently, listening to the complaints of the children and turning a blind eye, tasting the delicacies of mountains and seas is like chewing wax, and the family reunion during the New Year is boring. . . . . .

All of these, for a mortal elder sister, life would be worse than death!

　Is it really good for mortals to have no desires and no desires?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)